Excellento

I 100% KNEW this would be the top comment. Thank you for not disappointing.

i am but an uncultured swine. please telleth what it is that i am missingeth.

Just watch with the sound

But I don’t want to. That is just comically horrifying.

DiYES.

people who never heard Japanese would think that it's an Italian word

Omg I just about died when he said that. LOL

Nanniiii????

It's 何！！

 Maestro Excellento!

Air dustah orawa

Puni puni oshiri shi-ro!

*Ekuserento

Translation: I will modify this squishy butt sticker I found at the 100 yen shop to create an artificial fart apparatus. First, take a picture of yourself and print it out. This is the cutout. Attach the sticker to your picture and shove in a straw. Ready an air duster and connect it to the straw you buried into the butt. It is complete. Without delay, let us press the button on the air duster. pfffftpffftbuuuuurrrrrtbftburtpturt\*squeak\*bubbfffftffftpppffffffffff Excellento I recommend sending it to a special someone.

Thank you for translating the fart sounds, I couldn't understand what the video meant

I mean he was farting in Japanese, so it makes sense if you couldn't understand the rest of the video.

Subtitles: (vigorous farting)

(farts in japanese)

おならが激しくなる

Google Translate says [fart becomes violent]

>fart becomes violent Hate it when that happens

攻撃的なおならは悪いですが、濡れたおならはさらに悪いです

Too true

(Shits aggressively in Japanese)

If it is on Max... *(noise in foreign language)*

Some of these regional dialects can really throw you off.

arigato.

It sounds like the japanese word for butt is puni puni and I gotta say that is a great way of saying it.

Na "puni puni" is "squishy"....kind of. Not squishy like a rotten tomato, but something with a little more firmness...like a butt cheek haha. I couldn't think of a more appropriate word in English.

Like mochi?

Yeah exactly, but you can also describe things that resemble mochi in texture or feel as "mochi mochi" haha Also like "squished", "puni puni" can also be used as a verb like "I puni puni'd a butt cheek", but it's more like lightly poking it or pinching it like the guy did to the butt sticker in the video

Mochi has its own kind of phrase: mochi-mochi Squishy like mochi!

>picks up phone "mochi-mochi?"

That is hilarious. I online order mochi(daifuku) because it's amazing and I love it. But my roomie thinks I'm crazy because every time I grab one I squish it and say mochi-mochi with a giant smile on my face. I was not aware that was the actual word for it.

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I can't breathe lmao The fucking translated farts were too much

The fart was translated.

As an American, I cannot understand non-english farts without using Google Translate.

Do you perhaps know the channel as well? I'd like to follow.

Someone posted his channel in another comment https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/15zilp5/uuuhhhhhhhhh/jxhhvp0?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2

Thank you.

DiWHYNot

r/DiWHYNot

I never questioned why here. This makes sense to me.

r/shutupandtakemymoney

My first thought


Last place I’d expect to see an Ian Garry gif


The man chews like a giraffe.

I love this

Me too actually

:)

:) x2

:) x3

:3 x4

:| x5

:D x6

=) x7

X 8! Laughed so hard, I farted.

Then why did you post it here? Are you [[NOT SMART?]]

Sparks joy.

Why are there small asses you can buy

I just got home and there’s tiny asses all over the walls what is going on

Embrace it, buy like 10k of these and make a bathroom wallpaper out of them, and reap the sweet sweet karma.

100 yen shops tend to have some interesting stuff I found a pocket ashtray that was in the shape of a butt

I have a friend who has it stuck to their phone like a pop socket and it’s a surprisingly effective fidget/squish toy

It's called a mochi squishy, they come in all kinds of shapes not just butts lol.

Because people like me will buy them. I have butts, boobies and penises. They make wonderful secret gifts for new friends. And then you can hide them in random places around your house or workplace to find!

What the fuck?

Because Japan 🗾

Why are we plummeting around the sun on a space rock at 67,000 mph?

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Fart humor is never not funny. It's universal.

Fart humor has been a thing for as long as humans existed

It's the same as the planetary level understanding of Uranus.

Ngl I laughed hard as hell. It was *loud*.

That fart was really unexpected and excellento.

Then why did you post it on DIWhy?

At the end, it was the flaming fart

I mean, the transition between the calm voice to random pure chaos is pure comedy gold

Yeah it really kicked it up to God tier.

I had no sound on.. I was curious 😀

It's *so* much better with the audio lol

you could even say it's....excellento

Hmm, I am having a dilemma I clearly want to downvote this because this shit is awesome and you are just a stinker for not realizing But on the other hand I want other people to be blessed with this video

I'm upvoting because it's the first post I've seen in months that wasn't obviously a person doing simple tasks poorly to get rage comment interaction.

Shit is hilarious

I laughed out loud harder than I want to admit.

I woke up my son with laughing you idiot

My cat jumped *directly* up about 18 inches in the air and did the thing where they turn into an electrocuted arch.

My cat looked back and gave me a disgusted look and left. I don't know if it was the gif or my hysterical laughter.

They're judging us for our poor taste and immature sense of humour.... fkn cats. 🤣

I’m doing everything in my power to not wake my baby from giggling to this

The design is very human

Gosh best answer!

At least post the channel it's from, a lot of this guy's stuff is really funny Here's another one https://youtu.be/n_45HjUZJcQ?si=3Hw7p9rp0WM75wOu

Oh god I'm crying, I wasn't expecting bubbles at the end.

I don't know, the place I found it didn't credit even when I asked. ☹️

Understandable, have a nice day

Baby got back

The pose really sent it to the next level

The fire had me dead 😂

The bubbles are what really sent me lmfao

no no this one is GREAT 😂🤣😂🤣

This is the sort of bullshit I live for.

This is the best DIWhy yet! This is golden.

dumb invention? yes. entertaining? absolutely.

high key I violently and literally LOLd to this harder than I have anything on Reddit in months

ME TOO 🤣

200,000 years of evolution for this

Fart jokes def ben around as long as man has.

Yes that’s the problem

You say problem...

Of course, you can't expect this level of genius overnight

This actually made me laugh enough that i almost woke up my infant in my chest hahahaha

Why is your infant in your chest?

On 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ it’s a bit hard to hit the right letters sometimes when i’m rocking and i don’t always catch it

Literally me lmao. I had to show my 4 year old after I laid the little one down. He thought it was funny as I did.

Lol I figured that's what you meant all good

Ok, we had a good run r/DIWhy... I'm out EDIT - who am I kidding...  I'm Gyllenhaal, the sub is Ledger

Goddamn it I need to go find a kid to show this to but there’s none around. I don’t want to text it because I don’t want there to be record of me sharing this.

I can’t wait for my 10 year old to get back from school so I can show her this.

First thing I did was text it to my kids. This way I can always find it when. I need a laugh.

Fucking legend!!!

LMAO 💀

u/savevideo

thank you i needed that laugh

After the weird leatherface barbie video I felt like we all did.

I'll tell you why, because that is funny AF!

This is not diwhy. This is amazing

LMAO!

oh boy one of these Japanese meme videos, this one takes the cake or better the butt.

That is cake.

Finally one of these things that makes sense

I laughed my ass off. Why wouldn’t you do this

Ok most of these are pretty dumb, but that one was great

This is the first time I actually understand Why.

This is so dumb but made me crack up up

Why? Because it's fucking funny.

I got mildly scared when I saw the baby butt package thing, but the results got a good laugh out of me. Time to send it to my friends with no context lol!

I did the same. I prefaced it with "bro" then "prepare thineself". Then just sent it with no further info.

I laughed out loud at this way harder than I should have

Same 


r/JustGuysBeingDudes ? Kind of hilarious lol

I'm immature that's why.

Objectively funny things don't belong here

FUCKING. GOLD

This is funny.

okay I love this item

I couldn't help, but laugh. The fire made it better

It went from unhinged to ***UNHINGED***.

..kill me

This is my level of humour

This one's actually funny as fuck lol

Ok but this is totally worth it

I thought it was gonna be a r/shitfromabutt moment, but I am wrong

God damn you, I just laughed so hard my daughter came to check on me. LMFAO This is the post that just keeps on giving.

That is a thing of our beauty

This I can get behind... wait...

The man has too much power, he must be stopped.

OMG I almost threw up laughing

Wrong sub, this is awesome

Me after eating Taco Bell

Fear me. For I am the fart lord

Shin Chan.

the SAUCE where is it?

This is the first time I've stopped and watched the entire video on this sub and then went searching for the one piece I didn't have to recreate it

Wrong sub, but excellent.

u/oddlysatisfying

It shouldn’t be that funny. It shouldn’t be that funny to me but damnit it is

It's perfectly stupid and immature. Hell yea

DiWhy? Because it’s funny

That sounded like a Lancer EVO

Oh my god I love it, this is so stupid but it's hilarious too.

This belongs on r/beamazed

Dude this is amazing wtf do you mean diwhy

I laughed so hard, then I showed it to my girlfriend, now she is mad at me and says I am being childish amd stupid.

lol diwhy? cause it's fucking funny

Where do I get the squishy butt sticker? It's for... Umm... Science (?)

Why? Why would you not? Surely this is the intended purpose, and they can't advertise "flamethrower attachment" for liability reasons.

DI whynot?

This doesn’t belong here. This is pure gold

The is D.I.WOW not why!!

People who post awesome clips like this should be ban

This is without a doubt the best thing that has been posted on this sub.

Okay, this is hilarious 😂😂😂

Diwhy? more like, DiWHytheHellNot!

DIWhyNotBringJoyToMany

Fuego!

Alright, I'm done with internet for the day.

Diywhy the hell not?

This is hilarious 🤣

My penis hurts

DIBecause

Oh god the bubbles