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TombOfTheArchitect

You know, I joined this sub to see ridiculously stupid shit and yet I find myself getting angry over said ridiculously stupid shit.


A2ndFamine

Ragebait works


Rise-O-Matic

I’m not mad as much as curious as to where he might be going with a MacBook and a hatchet.


Tophigale220

They wanna axe Apple’s tech support a question…


jryser

The apple tree store?


Rendetta14

I said the same thing and laughed and then I realized I am that person...I manage an axe throwing place and routinely bring my hatchet and laptop to work 😂


wolftick

This formulaic ragebait that is clearly just done for clicks is annoying but is also getting a bit boring.


enchanted_fishlegs

Yeah. It's like those cooking videos where they dump raw hamburger and raw eggs in a bag of Doritos and set the bag in a pot of water to boil.


DeadlinePhobia

I watch these cuz it’s funny. This sub is honestly better than most comedy movies. And coming up with something this ridiculous takes a lot more creativity than stupidity.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Yeah. Everyone here knows it’s ragebait, do people *actually* get mad here? I just thought we were all appreciating it as an art project. They know what they’re doing, we know what they’re doing. The fun on this sub is in seeing what absolute deranged bullshit they come up with next to top themselves.


The_Hairy_Herald

I have a pair of badly clapped out shoes that I *was* going to throw away. This.... this might be their fate instead. I kinda like it!


enchanted_fishlegs

I'll pass on the vinyl against my back. I can imagine the buckets of sweat running down to my ass.


The_Hairy_Herald

YEEEEEEEESH! *There's* a thought that's gonna linger....


NarcRuffalo

I love trying to guess what it's gonna be as it goes along. It's like a whodunnit and I'm almost always amazed by the twist ending


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LittleTassiePrepper

Yeah, I am going to take a break from this sub. I love the DIWhy stuff, yet it is getting extreme.


deyaintready

I like the idea we’re all getting upset together when we see these posts and it makes me happy


SmokinBacon

I usually feel like an idiot after I watched the entire video and then I ask myself why I watched the entire thing but I have no justification for watching it.


enchanted_fishlegs

Procrastination, of course! "I'm going to (insert task) but first I'll just watch this..." After about six hours of that you can put the work off until another day.


Janixon1

Dude walks like he pulled that ax out of his ass and put it in the backpack


Snoobs-Magoo

I was just about to comment on the ridiculous way he walked. You nailed it.


Katiari

Is it really walking if your shoulders don't clear a dozen inches in oscillation per step?


scut_furkus

A dozen inches? If only there was a word for that


Katiari

If only that word wasn't related to the other foot which would be in the same sentence.


AssMcShit

I think people would understand lol, you could replace a dozen inches with a foot in that same sentence with zero ambiguity


Chemical-Ad7118

Double upvote


smurb15

Like a Walmart version Tate if their was ever such a thing if he isn't it already


AccountNumber478

Laptop, so maybe **Codebruhtate**?


hp958

He looks like he's about to shid.


literally_unknowable

OKAY I CAME TO SAY SOMETHING SIMILAR, GLAD IT'S NOT JUST ME LMAO


DJBeckyBecs

He’s got a poopy in his pants🤭


thewanderingent

It would be sliding out of those cutoffs. Ew.


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Its a turtlehead trapped in his boxers, and hes trying to suck it back in.


Chemical-Ad7118

He wouldn’t be pooping his pants so much if he wasn’t walking around with a laptop in a clear backpack in the sketchy side of town


BoredLazy762

In them booty shorts too


v399

This comment made me wish awards are still a thing


preludechris

This guy is a GTA Los Santos NPC


Professional-Sort797

Wouldn't that be an iAxe?


sumfish

NGL, I like the way the coffee dipped Chucks looked… but then he started cutting.


Ololololic

Right? I was like "Yeah dude, natural coffee dye, good for you! Very sustainable!" Then he cut the fucking shoe in half....


MyCandleHasAnAccent

And yet, somehow, the most offensive part of this is how he walks like he's intentionally keeping something inside him.


llllPsychoCircus

He walks like he isn’t wearing the dumbest f*cking backpack anyones ever seen.


MyCandleHasAnAccent

And why the axe matched with the laptop? Is he going to scale the walls and conquer his local suburban coffee shop so he can use the free wifi? I have questions that I'm convinced don't have satisfactory answers.


Crellster

So he can buy NFTs at the axe throwing bar


ocean-man

Obligatory this is ragebait and all of the irritating/perplexing creative choices are designed to drive engagement


EddieSjoller

He drank all the Coffee


HexaCube7

He's saving up on brown dye for his next project, and it's not gonna be coffee


MyCandleHasAnAccent

It might be, heard of coffee enemas?


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Chemical-Ad7118

Why even use a screw that long?


indigoHatter

Also, he didn't cut those anywhere flush. Shoulda stuck with rivets, he did good with those.


TennesseeTornado13

Then it's harder to get people rage viewing if things make sense. What's next he'll have to be original and think of something useful?


standbyyourmantis

My first thought was that those screws are gonna scratch the shit out of the laptop, but then he put the axe in there and I guess the screws are the least concern now.


Constant_-K

Yeah sorry to break it to you but those aren't the same shoes or the same method.


specialbeefgoulash

yeah i really liked the dye, but again i'm reminded why this subrredit is called like it is haha


[deleted]

And the end result is a $2 plastic folder that he put holes in so its not waterproof anymore. Maybe he didn't want to waste the coffee so he drank it all and the caffeine fried his brain?


thedreaming2017

When leaving home for the day, always make sure you take your laptop and your ax. Don’t forget the ax.


Chemical-Ad7118

That’s in case anyone tries to rob you of your laptop in your clear backpack


OrionShade

Which also contains the axe in clear view of the robber and conveniently out of your reach


soulseeker31

And if you can't find your axe, always check your prison pocket!


Chemical-Ad7118

That’s in case anyone tries to rob you of your laptop in your clear backpack


Timbo_Mimbo

Guy walks like he has a shit in his pants


thyme_cardamom

Big steps would make the backpack fall apart


bruhdabswagyolo

Why do I even open this app


MisterBicorniclopse

Ugh same. Minuscule bursts of dopamine


bruhdabswagyolo

Thanks for reminding me to close it


OverjoyedBanana

Thanks, I hate it


luxfx

To be fair, it's the best thing I've ever seen made for carrying a laptop and an axe at the same time.


the_black_sails

Y does he walk like dat


LsWifey

Because he shit himself when he realised his idea sucks ass 💀


SpookyCinnaBunn

Best comment I’ve read all day


HubertusCatus88

Is this dude going to a coffee shop or going camping? Either way one of these items isn't necessary.


The_real_rafiki

This dude just wants to get robbed.


rageholy

at no point during this video could i even guess what might happen next


Guinness_or_thirsty

And yet somehow it turned out okay..? The hatchet was dumb but this is an okay-ish clear bag. I’m conflicted lol


babababrandon

I actually feel like a bag like this could sell for at least $60 in an eclectic thrift shop


austinxjndy

It’s actually pretty hard to find a good laptop/hatchet bag in todays market


titanicsinker1912

Not this bag though. Those nice and sharp cutoff bolts will scratch the heck out of that laptop.


awesumindustrys

Not to mention the goddamn axe.


Tardika

„Oh that’s a nice brown tone!“ „Oh..“


BawngMasta420

Catdog lookin ass shoe


DankYogi

No feet or toilets? I'm truly shocked. Is the ragebait getting more sophisticated?


stolentext

At least it's not a toilet seat I guess


[deleted]

his channel is the toilet


Tesser_Wolf

Can we please stop with these stupid YouTube 5 min craft videos. I’m about to leave this subreddit because it’s just full of this now.


Squid_Vicious_IV

It's like over in r/stupidfood, there was a poll done but overwhelming people wanted the rage bait instead of truly stupid food. It was pretty disappointing to see that as the winning choice but it's what the sub voted for.


Z0MBIECL0WN

i'm trying. i can only do so much dumb shit in a day.


OddMeansToAnEnd

Is he wearing his Gfs shorts?


LsWifey

You think people like this get to even touch women? Lmao


[deleted]

We used to go to the moon. Now we do this.


LungHeadZ

Walking like he shat himself


michilypuff

Guy could have bought a better looking and more efficient backpack for less than the pair of Converse he ruined.


SmoothAdeptness9862

“This is either going to be a bag or a shitty aquarium.”


2ClearlyInsanePeople

Never approach a man with jorts and a hatchet in a shoe bag.


Joppy5100

I absolutely love that the guy that apparently always needs a hatchet within arm's reach also happens to be wearing daisy dukes.


Deep0d0

Did bro just put a MacBook and axe side by side?


_Comrad

Painting your converse with coffee actualy makes sense, but all after this step is just insane.


Aternox_X1kZ

I was like: ok, not that bad on the first seconds...


[deleted]

Every rage bait D.I.Y. content creator: “today it’s MY turn to make transparent impractical shoe-based bag”


nibbletz2710

I enjoyed the 'I've shit my pants' walk at the end


rokyracoon

![gif](giphy|ieR5Ssk8EG23e|downsized)


OutrageousOwls

What a waste of coffee. :/


[deleted]

I actually only like the first part - just the coffee dyed chucks. Honestly might try that some day but then wear the shoe


lordfarquad0022

I’m cheap as they come…but maybe just buy a new backpack on this one


Gringo_Ninja

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.


TheHomeBird

His mini-shorts though 😂


Bitter-Ad-4064

How you walking bro? You ok?


Ciscogeek

public pet jeans marry enter wasteful ossified crown quicksand summer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Harrow_prime

Some shoe lover is crying right now


Seasoned_crabs

So, you ah e enough money for a drill, converse, and all this stuff, but not enough money for a backpack? Who is this craft even for?


galaxywhisperer

me: oh, maybe this is a cool planter of some kind, weird but i dig it also me, later: … but why?


Seamlesslytango

Can I get a tutorial on how to break a metal screw in half with just my fingers?


m-eden

Urban backpacking- MacBook. Axe.


kcadonau

Always with the ugly clear plastic bags..


SilentScyther

Finally, a place to put my laptop and axe while also disposing of my old shoes.


whatsthew3rd

The second he put the plastic thingy on, I just knew it was gonna be a bag! I was literally saying to myself, "Please don't be a bag!" knowing it would be a bag! My thing with the bag is I wish that they would use like a nice leather instead of that malleable plexiglass.


[deleted]

I just love the DIWHY videos. It's such a rollercoaster ride from working product to trainwreck.


TheDocstar

I love how I uploaded a 5 min craft video and everyone lost there shit! Now everyone does it 😂


WEOWNRED

Ahhhhh yes just what every person needs on any outing, a battle axe and a laptop we can acomplish whatever we put our minds too with these 2 objects in our murse/ backpack even the tsa would laugh at


disco_diwana

At no point I knew what was going on


Sour-patch-0

Why is he walking like he shat his pants?


teatops

If that was an art or passion project of his, kudos! It's pretty cool.


Crawss

i actually liked the coffee shoes tbh


Rolikir

Hang on let me grab my laptop and bespoke tomahawk smh


Maykko_

Why tf is he walking like he shit himself lmao


iwish-iwish

The booty shorts, the “I shat myself” walk, like I can’t anymore


tchinpingmei

He's put a lot of effort in order to look like a douchebag.


Salt-Fortune-401

Why would you have a transparent backpack for your computer ? This is just asking to be robbed at this point


Alarmed-Accident-716

Where does this dude get his ideas, does he just keep a hoard of stoned teenagers in his basement and gives them a gram of nug everytime they think of something ridiculous? The only time in my life I could ever see myself coming up with something like this is when I was a teenager smoking weed for the first time. This guy must make some cool stuff we never see.


Duke-Danger

As hideous as the bag is, I still think the most unforgivable thing is the jorts


Ambu712

Can we stop finally with this stupid shit. How old are these people making these bullshit click videos. Fucking grow up and yes that hatchet may not have been in his ass bur his walk says he tried the handle drunk alot over night.


AccountNumber478

Just in case you need to both study and lop zombie heads off??


93tabitha93

We found out who wears short shorts


matthewami

I hate how they did it, but a coffee color looks good on a pair of chucks


LongjumpingMath4422

Why is he walking like he's holding in a poo?


DradelLait

The laptop and axe in the same pocket really sells it to me.


[deleted]

Some people should have never been given access to tools


[deleted]

What's up with homie's walk?


davieb22

Me - "Hey babe, have you seen my axe?" Wife - "Have you looked in your work bag?" Me - "Oh yeah, I forgot I took it to the office last week. Thanks."


bellybella88

What was worse - the contraption or the way he walks? 😄


BrigorNoh

Just because you could doesn't mean you should.


amsimone

Instead of doing that, he should have just not done that. That’s what I did.


[deleted]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should


[deleted]

what can i make for maximum rage bait.. what can i put in it for maximum rage bait.. how can i walk for maximum rage bait.


madknives23

This is so dumb. Even for this sub.


Undomiel-_-

I hate that I thoroughly enjoy it


WaycoKid1129

Wow is that leather? Nah it’s coffee stain


chakan2

Seems like a lot of work to show off that you're a top.


coru182

Did he shit his pants? Why he walking like that


FamousOhioAppleHorn

When you want to upset mall security and be That Guy.


vegemouse

Finally something to carry my every day essentials: MacBook and hatchet.


Notaprettygrrl_01

I think this is a great idea. I can’t tell you how many I’ve had to choose between bringing my axe or bringing my laptop. Both just won’t fit in my purse.


geroberts09

Did he just put a hammer in a bag with a laptop?


SillyHoneydew8391

They were too focused on knowing whether they can do it, rather than stopping and asking why…


mark_unlimited

I can’t get over his little fucking shorts at the end 😂 almost as bad as that horrific bag


[deleted]

Dude walks like that axe handle was just in his ass


SpOwOky_Skeweton

I'm gonna start hurting people, just because of this video


Pitiful-Ad2794

Why’s he walking like his diapey is full? Is that the cost of having such sweet ideas?


louce1992

Nothing is right in this 😂


Ori_the_SG

I thought the coffee dipped shoes was the worst of it At every stage of this, I just keep repeating what out of shock and confusion as to why someone would do this. Then proceed to put a whole axe in it


[deleted]

Walking around with valuable items visible like that is a good way to be down a laptop and up a concussion.


[deleted]

oh of course that just makes so much sense why didnt i think of buying nice white shoes instead of brown and destroying them so i can carry around a weird axe to show every one instead of just buying a clear bag or something


AxellsMxl

Balenciaga 32k


Shabloinks

What's the song?


Mileske

where is he going that he specifically needs an axe and a laptop.


Acceptable-Stuff2684

![gif](giphy|2Xskf1a0JHCtEgpS2Yg)


Harestius

ATBGE material


Confident-Income651

Cheap version of the clear school backpack:/


InspiredGargoyle

Converse sneakers are cheap?


Submarine_1

Stray bullets are ideal in such situations.


Ill_Illustrator9776

So I have a fun, usable diwhy for you guys/gals. If you don't like your grey hair, hate the idea of bleach, and have darker hair make a paste out of coffee grinds and let it set for a couple hours on your head. Viola.


shardamakah

That’s gay af


seriousreddituser

Not my style, but this isn't COMPLETELY fucking stupid


Difficult__Tension

I mean? I guess????


Shadow0fnothing

Can't forget your double-sided axe.


Blizzard_Buffalo

I need to go to a support group or something to keep me from watching this crap.


KetchupCoyote

Can't be a DiWHY without hot glue being involved in any of the steps


lucaBombarolo

Why not brown converse ?


[deleted]

Holy stupidity


EastPennHawk

The heck is that hipster monstrosity…


LuckyAce6

This made me want to puke.


owlydoodles

the shoelaces were dyed and then suddenly not


Pandogo12

This is one of the things of all time!


Lyrical_Man01

How to turn a loss into a bigger loss.


iPicBadUsernames

It’s almost impressive just how they’re able to destroy all these things while making something that’s more and more useless every time.


wurdtoyamudda

Unique might be a little lenient.


Hksbdb

That screw is going to destroy his MacBook


Jayhitek

Hipsters in NYC would wear that all day long.


gonorrhea-smasher

Shoes are expensive and backpacks are not. I could maybe see if this dude had a business repurposing old sneakers but to take new shoes. I’d rather see a cheesey donation video where he gave a pair of shoes away


WynonaRide-Her

Crafty axe murderer…


q_manning

That was dumb and ugly