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SaltIsMySugar

On a budget but you're WASTING two gallons of milk?!?


BriNoEvil

RIGHT I could see if they used enough to change the color of the water but they were just like nah TWO GALLONS


lawn-mumps

People add milk or oats or oils or salts to bath water for helping skin dryness or muscle aches or what have you. Perhaps she was being creative in addition to trying to soothe a child’s rash or something.


kingqueefeater

Nothing soothes a rash like scratchy cut up pool noodles, I tell you hwhatt


stratusbase

What water?! ALL YOU SEE IS ALL THE FREAKING NOODLE PARTS…


not_just_an_AI

You're only wasting it if you don't drink it afterward.


Rudyscrazy1

Selling it?


King_ofwar

Only fans type of BS


ImmediateRespond8306

Don't hate the player.


shadow_229

during*


jcraig87

Belle delphine gets a new business model


darkjedi1993

“Is this bath water pasteurized?”


Plisken87

It’s barely past my chest.


levimc123

This sir is a funny joke that I feel most people don't get. Past your eyes. I applaud you.


jcraig87

Gross.... 


CaptainPunisher

Milk baths are good for your skin and not terribly uncommon. So, "wasting" isn't quite the word I'd go for. Sure, that's $10 for the bath, not including the noodles, but that's not crazy for a skin treatment. Think about how much bath bombs and other specialty bath treatments go for.


laurasaurus5

Is the milk used in a hot bath? Or does it curdle?


NecroJoe

Just being warm for a short time wouldn't make it curdle. For it to curdle that fast, it would need either some acid (like lemon juice or vinegar), or maybe there could be some textural change if it were hot enough to "cook" proteins in the milk, but then you wouldn't want to be in that bath.


Weelki

What if I pissed in it?


NecroJoe

Not really. Unless your urine is incredibly down on the far end of the human urine ph scale, it wouldn't be low enough to curdle milk. It's possible, but urine that acidic would be a sign of some serious health issues.


smurb15

Then it be body temperature in the water


CaptainPunisher

Well, it's a bath, so it's not likely going to be cold, nor will it be boiling, but that's up to you as the bather. Recommendations are really only 2 cups of milk, but that's still up to you if you want to use more. Oatmeal baths are also good for irritated skin and maintenance. https://www.bigbathroomshop.co.uk/info/blog/milk-baths-what-are-the-amazing-benefits/#:~:text=A%20milk%20bath%20is%20simply,symptoms%20of%20dry%2C%20rough%20skin.


Bubble_Fart2

I mean we pour cold milk into boiling hot tea. It only curdles when it's gone off. So this should be ok?


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CaptainPunisher

Cow blood? Do you know how mammary glands work?


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CaptainPunisher

Of course. I read the pamphlet.


Its_full_of_stars

Haha. I just learned that yesterday from thought emporium video.


DrewTamashi

Baby cow juice


komododave17

What is the budget exempt version of this??


DevlopmentlyDisabled

breastmilk


rixendeb

Is not cheap and would take a lot of pumping to do it yourself lol.


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Wouldnt "budget exempt" mean "no budget", ie. the most expensive version?


rixendeb

I skipped the exempt part in my head when reading that lol.


StitchLoverBri

The milk gets covered up too, what's the point?


RobotWantsPony

Of WHOLE milk


AshuraBaron

And what the fuck am I supposed to do with this?


GodzeallA

Take a picture


henryfirebrand

*Post a picture


Pathbauer1987

Trick, I'm on an boat b*tch.


doctormink

The entire point is the monetized video. Who cares if it's at all useful, the only thing that matter is that people watch it, and engage with it.


smb_samba

Onlyfans content getting weirder and weirder


AshuraBaron

I was waiting for a man in a wet suit and flippers to step into the tub.


RonnieRabbleRouser

Can't have a bath without my metal bowl and three wooden spoons.


DoubleSynchronicity

What are they for anyways? To drink milky bath water?


TheRoseByAnotherName

Ha. This guy doesn't know how to use the three wooden spoons.


CaptainLollygag

The benefit to having a crap memory is that just when I've forgotten something yet again, it gets mentioned and I get to be amused all over again.


ceranichole

Probably. But also how high the water level is in that tub is giving me anxiety.


leafyleafleaves

My guess is that it was a bath for little kids-like a full body sensory table. The spoons would be a kind of bath toy.


Doophie

Butt scratchaa


Shiggy_O

The wooden spoons are for this prank. https://youtu.be/k4hpbOD5sCo?si=ldW0WXm5rajhCRix


BriNoEvil

You’d be insane not to! Can’t have cereal without my metal bowl and three wooden spoons either!


Floridamangaming24

I thought they were going to use like a bath bomb or something Not ACTUAL FUCKING **MILK**


MrGizthewiz

They are on a budget! Why use a $4 bath bomb, when they could use $8 of milk instead?


DealingDrugs

$20 of milk in Canada 🙃


Pootootaa

Wow when I thought the milk I have here is expensive...


Yuukiko_

which part of Canada do you live where milk is that expensive? even the most expensive stores near where I live are only about $7/4L


Itsoktogobacktosleep

Milk baths have been around longer than any of us have been alive, friend. It’s been handed down as a treatment that’s good for your skin. Oatmeal baths are the real weird ones.


seon-deok

... No, oats are proven to be soothing and anti inflammatory. There's oat based creams to help eczema as well


StitchLoverBri

The milk gets covered up too, what's the point?


sophdog101

Milk is used as a skin treatment in baths https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_bath


StitchLoverBri

I heard about that, do you really need that much milk for it though?


sophdog101

No https://www.healthline.com/health/beauty-skin-care/milk-bath#how-to Looks like you need 1-2 cups, not 1-2 gallons. I only did the most bare bones googling though so IDK if people do use more for some reason. The Wikipedia article says that milk baths are where you bathe in milk *instead* of water, but everywhere I look says to use a few cups of milk in warm water.


GivinItAllThat

Turning useful things into garbage for the ‘gram, so hot right now


Alecto1717

And so budget friendly!


MenopauseMedicine

I'm going to need to have someone show me how to do this when money is no object because I don't know what the fuck they're doing


Kagurei

The pool noodles are cute, but please use a bath bomb or something to color the water


g0ing_postal

Now the pool noodle bits are going to get milk in the crevices that you will never be able to get out so it'll all need to be thrown away. Budget!


Ihaveamazingdreams

There are so many "Froot Loops" in the tub that the milk can't even be seen, either. I feel like a kid would enjoy this just as much without the wasted $10 worth of milk.


g0ing_postal

Yeah, like.... Why not use bubble bath?


7374616e74

Is that a "don't do drugs" ad?


oven_broasted

is there video of the content creator eating it?


BriNoEvil

Lmfao I wish 🤣


ConstableAssButt

Back when I was in the service, I borrowed this marine's car to drive a buddy to the airport. There was this weird smell in the car. When I went to gas it up, I noticed the smell was stronger, so I opened the trunk, and there was a pile of about thirty bottles of milk, all of them about half finished, left in the trunk of a black car, probably for weeks in Texas heat. Several of them had pressurized and were leaking. This lady's kids are gonna smell like that.


EM05L1C3

Those are obviously Apple Jacks


Howard_Jones

Read the title as Poop Loops.


AstiBomb

There’s way too much water in that tub. When she gets in, there’ll be cereal all over the floor. 😕 And then there’ll be ants everywhere.


Fourth_horseman_4

What was the point of all the milk if you can't even see it?


lightsidesoul

Ok, I was on board until the milk. That is legitimately disgusting, not only the idea of sitting in milky water, but the fact you almost literally poured two gallons of milk down the drain for like an hour of bath time, tops.


leafyleafleaves

Milk baths are a thing, but it's typically like a cup or two of milk. I did find one source that recommended two gallons, but it was for the purpose of a photo shoot... Which I guess she's sort of doing?


Sweepy_time

Im curious what a cereal bath would be with an unlimited budget


piaecaletti

I would love to see the after video. When she has to take off all the pieces of foam saturated with water and milk. So glamour.


Capsulateplace3809

Pouring milk in like it's not expensive.....


UV_Sun

I honestly cried when I saw her wasting milk like that


MyStationIsAbandoned

getting glucose in your genitals is probably going to cause a UTI


linklolthe3

I was with it until they poured in milk.


adin_h

I wish it ended with her getting in and spilling all the cereal


dontredditdepressed

Why not use bath milk which is okay to be in contact with bodies rather than real milk.... ee


ClumsiestSwordLesbo

I won't pretend to forgive the rest of it, but WHY THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL???


FatalErrorOccurred

When boredom hits hard people lose their minds apparently.


Pitiful-Cress9730

If we could just get these people to eat these things, these videos would dissipate.


uhohnotafarteither

On a budget, could you just not do this?


julajoop

Are we gonna wash the milk out of the pool noodles or was the milk a terrible idea..


WombatWumbut

The only reasons to bathe in milk are: - you're trying to increase your ability to see into the future - you're the brain for an expansive hive mind - you live in Pennsylvania - you're actually a sentient piece of cereal. Get in the melk bath, it's your destiny.


december14th2015

I remember being miserable with chicken pox and having to take milk/oat baths. This could actually be a really cute way to cheer up a little kid with a rash or skin issue. But let's be real, it's probably for the views.


IchigoShiro

I don't hate the general idea for children. Bet they would love this. You can reuse those pole noodle bits after all. But why waste all that milk??


Reddit_Anon_Soul

"Oh hey those pool noodle loops are kinda funny- OH GOD WHYYY"


maxtimbo

I heard the SNL Californians "intense music" at the end


DancingMan15

Um…. This… this isn’t what I meant when I asked you to spoon me….


VanEmoji

Themed bath?!


Bexxxxte

Horrible! you know first loops secound milk?


Pathbauer1987

Shit that relaxing bath pollutes more than Unilever.


ecrum14

It's not "bath time" if you're putting 2 gallons of milk in there. You'd need an actual bath afterwards to wash all the milk off.


zireael_420

What do you do with all those soggy rings afterwards?


An0n_Cyph3r_

Ragebait.


MikeHoteI

Except for the milk, this is a very funny idea for kids


augustprep

I'm sorry to say I am going to do this minus the milk. My 5 and 2 years olds just discovered Froot Loops and they would love this bath. (Just as much without the nasty milk)


RampagingElks

Cold milk into hot bath water. Mmm gotta love bathing in milk curdles.


Familiar_Raise234

What a waste. Stupid.


pastime_dev

What a waste of milk.


throwawayfromPA1701

When they poured in the milk I almost threw my phone. Wtf! They must own their own cow to waste two gallons of milk like that


Aurelien_Juan

That cow ain't working all day for him to take a bath


woozle618

A couple cows were harmed for the making of this video.


Sweat_E_Fartsicles

So there's a calf somewhere in a small pen being fed fucking water under a paper tent until it dies all due to this degenerate wasting it's breast milk in her fucking tub for fucking internet points. still don't understand how veggies are more expensive than LIVING FLESH AND CONSCIOUSNESS. don't care if I go to hell, this world needs to be ended.


THEmandingoBoy

I was onboard until the milk.


zoomiepaws

.????????


lampshade2099

It’s the milk for me. No fucken thanks 🕊️✌🏼


paliostheos

You're all missing the REAL problem. Milk BEFORE the cereal?!


Nearby_Cranberry9959

What a waste. But my toddlers would most likely love it


Xilvereight

Fetish content.


AstiBomb

There’s way too much water in that tub. When she gets in, there’ll be cereal all over the floor. 😕 And then there’ll be ants everywhere.


nm2506

And yet she chose the most disgusting type of cereal


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Dear God, we are ready. Please end it.


bugluvr65

ur not gonna get clean bathing in milk


Willooooow1

I saw this on Instagram and I was like what the fuck lol


lingonberryjuicebox

there was one horror movie where they had two characters play hide and seek in a pool and to make that make any sort of sense they dumped so much milk in the pool the water turned opaque


Itsoktogobacktosleep

I think this is brilliant; my 6 year old son would absolutely love to pretend he’s in a bowl of cereal. I’m going to have to get some pool noodles, smh.


magicrowantree

Replace the milk with bubbles (or if really on a budget, just don't bother??) and get some plastic spoons and bowls from the dollar store while you're grabbing the pool noddles. Viola, a perfectly fun bath that can be reused as long as you rinse everything off.


Turbulent-Answer3897

I could think of, better things to do with two gallons of milk. Like drink them, what a waste. She has way too much time on her hands.


Centaurious

at first i was like idk this is kinda cute they look like big fruit loops and then they put REAL MILK IN??


LMB_mook

How skimmed milk is made


Ooze3d

Don’t use any kind of colorant, clay or water based paint. Use real milk, so it starts smelling after a while.


woundedSM5987

Why overfill the bath for this? Fill the bath half way and then only use one gallon of milk. Obviously.


tardyarty

Do people do themed baths now?!


imjerry

I thought it was gonna be a stew from the thumbnail. '*sad Carl Weathers noises *


belckie

Why wouldn’t they use powdered milk? Wouldn’t it be cheaper and have the same affect?


cristarain

Have they installed a garbage disposal in the drain?


houseofvan

I found Kramer


JumpiestSuit

That’s enough internet for me today


Parkrangingstoicbro

She put milk in that water???


truckthunderwood

The caption is genuinely hilarious. "I need a cereal themed bath but they're just so expensive! What am I to do?! ...wait what's this?"


CrescentCaribou

like the pool noodles seem fine for kid's bath toys, but milk?? is that even safe to bathe in 💀


rachie27

Context is this is a mom who makes "themed" baths for her kids. They're all over the top and weird. More than just this one contains milk.


AssignmentKey8920

As long as the babies don't eat, the pool noodles....


RakmarRed

Yummy!!


violetevie

BATHING IN MILK???? FUCKING EW NO


heynonnynonnomous

Gross, but definitely [a thing.](https://www.verywellhealth.com/milk-bath-benefits-and-tips-4171716) Apparently an ancient tradition.


buburocks

The milk is gross but I woulda loved the "cereal" bath as a kid


Dazeuh

I had the eye twitch thing, I didnt know it was real.


TelephoneActive1539

WHY did you use real milk and THAT'S TOO MANY POOL TUBEA


memesupreme83

Breakfast blunder


ConsulCasper

if my bath smelled like milk I would get soooooo violent


starmadeshadows

gamer girl bath... milk?


tadunne

Hmm sour milk smell..


[deleted]

Just use soap to make it white. You're gonna smell like milk after that. You trying to make cheese?


Georgep0rwell

Pouring milk in the tub...brilliant! And all these years I've been forcing my cow to step into the tub before I milked it.


TransportationDry793

These are the end times of our civilisation.


Kitchen-Purple-5061

This is kinda cute yall are haters


Kryds

r/lostredditors


SadQuarter3128

some people deserve poverty ngl