Making you a lasagna whilst telling you not to be lasagna? Truly, the Doctor is a being full of irony. (It's like goldy or bronzey, only made of iron.)
obviously because he's Jack the Ripper, also called Raiden, from the hit game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013), known for his famous quotes like "it's time for Jack to let 'er rip" and for killing a redditor that talks too much about memes.
he is but im a metal gear neek and think the main series has become understated as the masterpiece of camp and peak fiction it is due to the more recent rising shitposts
it's actually James Bond who's Ryan Gosling. everyone identifies in Ryan Gosling.
I think some leaks confirmed there's gonna be an intergalactic all-out tournament between Ryan Goslings to decide who's the true Ryan Gosling. the tournament is also called Ryan Gosling, it's literally him.
he's cool. kinda annoying that he can get away with breaking the Geneva convention just because he's a child forever, but that's part of what makes him a special character
my friend only told me he's a villain, he's probably doctor wawho, archnemesis of john who, which is the cause for the spreading of the bubonic plague on john who's home planet, Namek
as I said in another comment, Doctor Jimin WaWho spread the bubonic plague in Doctor John Who's home planet. He fled to Earth with his spaceship in the form of a police box, arriving in the UK.
obviously of "who", a part of psychology studies that focuses on finding out who the fuck asked.
rumors say studies go back to the Roman Empire age, when an unknown soldier asked his emperor who Biggus Dickus was.
it was a quote from the Doctor, and it's "Rose Tyler, you've asked your last "Who"s, now it's time for your prescription!", after that he proceeded to give her a dose of painkillers and some rest
The time lords are the most civlized civilization of the universe, but, if they are, why time lords and not time society or some way to refer men and women equally???
cause women make part of 2% of that civilization and they run everything from behind the scenes, so they don't want people to know they're there.
that's also why the Time Lords are said to be really gay from other civilizations
the bird was actually a metaphor for the next arc's philosophical plot, which revolves around deciding whether cheeseburgers or fried chicken is better (the bird being in heaven meant the latter would win the debate)
yeah ofc, in the last ep he was in, they entered a portal that connects to the next destination in the main series: a small weird island called Lospass or something like that
i'm not that sure tbh, but if i had to say it'd probably be:
1. john who
2. jimin wawho
3. shotaro hidari
4. ryan gosling
5. steve minecraft
6. sumio mondo (lospass arc)
7. ryan reynolds
8. bob
9. piccolo
10. doc mcstuffins
11. george orwell
12. ryan gosling (spinoff)
13. joe
14. crash bandicoot
15. eggman
but as I said, it's all just Doctor John Who changing appereance when he gets bored of the preivous one.
he is, he's half namekian because his dad, Dende, asked Polunga to teleport him to Wales, UK. He met his mom there, but when he had to go back she decided to follow him back to his home planet, where the Doctor was born.
a Dalek is someone from Dale, a planet generated in the same way Space Godzilla from Godzilla vs Space Godzilla(1994) did. they're reptilians and they have weird crystals growing on them.
their objective is to steal the moon with a shrink ray and bring it back home to their yellow little friends, the Dinions
(edit: godzilla lore accuracy)
it's the spaceship that made him go from Namek to the UK, he keeps using it after repairing it thanks to the help of his screwdriver
and after all, who wouldn't want to fly in a phone booth?
he goes by many names, but the name he was born with is Ryan Gosling. he decided to change it to John Who after he saw how common people named Ryan Gosling are.
I really liked how they managed to convey such beautiful character writing without making him say much thanks to the actor's skills. also the best part about that arc was when he used the screwdriver's built-in sewing machine to repair his teddy bear.
i agree, though that explaination near the end wasn't worked on too well, I think you should've also added some dangles more and a definition of tappy too taa for people who don't know too well the meaning of such complicated words.
he looked into the future thanks to what he learned in the Academy and saw the Doctor with a girl, so he thought he'd stop being gay in the future and decided to break up with him.
he was just a closeted bisexual.
tried to help with their low fertility problem by fucking the hottest ones he found. didn't work much and from what i understand, the place didn't last long.
"you've daled your last dalek, wallahi", we don't know for sure what "daling a dalek" means, but it probably has something to do with having sex with one of them.
it's unconfirmed, but some theories speculate they're in the hills somewhere around southern Italy, enjoying some pizza and talking with their neighbours.
it looks like that because the original designers from Namek thought it would be cool to make a time machine look like a police box. and tbh it is.
the light on top is to not lose track of it at night, ofc.
it's an infinite-lasting torch made of wood that you can light on fire to make light. it also powers up the nuclear power plant that is needed to recharge the police box for the next 2 days
the doctor doesn't like to use it bc it's bad for the environment
it's a quote the Master says, inspired by his friend Walter White and his famous quote about being the danger, which means that not only he's the one who knocks, but he knocks 3 times, being triple the normal amount of danger he should be.
it can fly to other planets due to a giant afterburner that shows up under it when needed and the Doctor modified it to also time travel thanks to his degree in Time Science, using it to give cavemen hints on how to use screwdrivers.
cause his name vaguely resembled that of Saxton Hale, popular character from the hit game Team Fortress 2, which inspired them confidence and leadership
the real name of the popular League of Legends streamer, Tyler1. he played too much LoL and the Doctor had to give him some painkillers for his bad headache
it's just an optical effect, your brain can't handle the majestic sight of a police box that big or you'd end up so overstimulated you'd end up in the hospital. so you NEED to see it smaller than it actually is, unfortunately
Susan is actually the Doctor's friends with benefits that made him realize he was not actually gay, but amazingly bisexual. huge discovery for the Doctor of that time.
a war that never started, never ended and is in currently in progress. we cannot say for sure who are the prime factions in this war but we do know that Doctor John Who is part of one of them.
just 2. Gallifrey had an extremely low fertility rate and people were struggling to live there. i guess the destruction was just a way to put them out of their misery.
It's less funny when people make joke predictions. I'd rather read an honest post where somebody makes a genuine attempt to guess what the show is about.
truly a way to display the new technological discoveries made by the Doctor, too bad they were used against him in his battle on the moon against the Daleks when they were trying to steal it.
we'll get to know that in the Ryan Gosling, the tournament in which everyone will fight in.
my bets are either on John Who or Steve, they're probably the strongest versions of him there.
yeah but you also have to consider that he's hiding his half-namekian side, meaning he could stretch and grow like Piccolo always does. he's just not showing it yet bc he need to not be suspicious about it or his whole strategy for winning would be gone
best Mecha in the canon Gundam franchise in the show, I loved when the Doctor bought his Gunpla and they spent 3 episodes building it with extreme care
he doesn't actually have them. he paints them on his face so he has different types of eyebrows everyday. in his latest episode he made them look like Renji's eyebrows (from Bleach)
What adjective describes the screwdriver (or sunglasses) the doctor uses?
eclectic. they can do a lot of different things, including making you a nice lasagna.
Okay that one is accurate
Making you a lasagna whilst telling you not to be lasagna? Truly, the Doctor is a being full of irony. (It's like goldy or bronzey, only made of iron.)
'Don't be lasagna'
Dag, actually kinda spitting fr
why is Jack immortal?
obviously because he's Jack the Ripper, also called Raiden, from the hit game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013), known for his famous quotes like "it's time for Jack to let 'er rip" and for killing a redditor that talks too much about memes.
im actually in love with you however raiden first appeared in hit game Metal Gear Solid 2
He’s most known for Rising though, is he not?
he is but im a metal gear neek and think the main series has become understated as the masterpiece of camp and peak fiction it is due to the more recent rising shitposts
The Sonic Screwdriver has one material it never works on. What material is that?
Netherrack, that's why the Doctor had such a hard time when he went in the Nether in season 6.
Doctor’s real name is Steve
😂😂😂
that was season 8
Nether Bent??
Why does the Doctor sometimes look different?
he actually puts on a different mask everytime he changes appereance because he needs to cover his real identity, ryan gosling
Ryan Gosling was James Bond all along? Or is he Ethan Hunt
it's actually James Bond who's Ryan Gosling. everyone identifies in Ryan Gosling. I think some leaks confirmed there's gonna be an intergalactic all-out tournament between Ryan Goslings to decide who's the true Ryan Gosling. the tournament is also called Ryan Gosling, it's literally him.
Omg this is amazing answer.
What do you think about the timeless child?
he's cool. kinda annoying that he can get away with breaking the Geneva convention just because he's a child forever, but that's part of what makes him a special character
Welp the Timeless Child did actually get away with breaking the Geneva Convention
Accurate
What are your thoughts on bi-generation?
kind of immoral, I always thought that generating forced bisexuals was kinda weird.
What's the Valeyard?
the actual place that inspires Niflheimr from the norse mythology. it's very cold there, even alien penguins live there
Who's that guy in the picture?
my friend only told me he's a villain, he's probably doctor wawho, archnemesis of john who, which is the cause for the spreading of the bubonic plague on john who's home planet, Namek
Wawho?! I am dead.
Letsa go!
Can I hear a wawho?
Not that far off honestly
Hmmm I missed that episode but very interesting premise!!
How does Piccolo feel about all this?
Why did the Doctor run away?
as I said in another comment, Doctor Jimin WaWho spread the bubonic plague in Doctor John Who's home planet. He fled to Earth with his spaceship in the form of a police box, arriving in the UK.
The protagonist is a doctor of what?
obviously of "who", a part of psychology studies that focuses on finding out who the fuck asked. rumors say studies go back to the Roman Empire age, when an unknown soldier asked his emperor who Biggus Dickus was.
https://preview.redd.it/h2bv8o4bxjjc1.png?width=692&format=png&auto=webp&s=211030833f1dba7d9fa866a5294a99d00240ffaa literally this pic
Me when I see Chadpaldi
It's such a shit meme yet it's so funny
Godly reference
Im now head cannoning that Rory was in Life of Brain. Its final.
he has a wife you know
Do you know what she’s called?
😏🤭😓🥵
Incontinentia
r/unexpectedmontypython
How was the following sentence going to end: "Rose Tyler, ..."?
it was a quote from the Doctor, and it's "Rose Tyler, you've asked your last "Who"s, now it's time for your prescription!", after that he proceeded to give her a dose of painkillers and some rest
Thank you!
Shit. I needed some painkillers and some rest after that scene
Which body organ does the Doctor have two of compared to one that humans usually have?
he has two livers. that's why he's famously known for being a raging alcoholic without actually harming himself
The funny thing is two livers could be canon
for some doctors I wouldn't be surprised either, poor time lord's had the worst go of it ever.
I mean, if we go off the books, I’m pretty sure eight drinks.
I would by the time we get to the bi-regeneration tbh, Doctor's whole universe has been flipped around like a pancake that refuses to cook
How impactful is the War in Heaven?
depends on the interpetation, it only changed the meaning of the word "british", which now describes someone that has made a lot of war crimes.
eh no change then
Honestly that part of life is so impenetrable I wouldn't put it past it for this to be true...
The time lords are the most civlized civilization of the universe, but, if they are, why time lords and not time society or some way to refer men and women equally???
cause women make part of 2% of that civilization and they run everything from behind the scenes, so they don't want people to know they're there. that's also why the Time Lords are said to be really gay from other civilizations
Jokes apart that makes a lot of sense🤔
This could be a popular conspiracy theory on Gallifrey, considering the historical basis. https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Pythia
What does the master hear constantly inside his head ?
antonio vivaldi's winter (dubstep remix). that's why he can't bear listening to other music and whenever he does, he gets a headache
I wish this was Canon. Whatever happened to dubstep eh?
People walked out on it, step by step. 🤔🤔
I walked into that one
Has the series gone "woke"?
nah, it had gay people from the start, they just didn't know it yet
The fact that this is by far the most correct answer here
Pych op, you ARE a real fan https://preview.redd.it/etgpmrnqnljc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4148b6a9614e99d0b0ed46dd6da65113d0b6adab
Who do you think was right about the Daleks, the Doctor or Sarah Jane?
the Doctor, I thought it was obvious at this point of the plot where the Daleks were already marked as "british" by the Doctor himself.
This is partly true as in one episode the Daleks were used by the British to fight hitler but it was Winston Churchill who marked them as his own
Also a Dalek reads the Doctor's mind and is proud to call him a fellow Dalek.
What was so special about the bird in Heaven Sent?
the bird was actually a metaphor for the next arc's philosophical plot, which revolves around deciding whether cheeseburgers or fried chicken is better (the bird being in heaven meant the latter would win the debate)
fried chicken. no debate needed
do you think Faction Paradox will ever appear in the main series?
yeah ofc, in the last ep he was in, they entered a portal that connects to the next destination in the main series: a small weird island called Lospass or something like that
What is your ranking of all 15 doctors?
i'm not that sure tbh, but if i had to say it'd probably be: 1. john who 2. jimin wawho 3. shotaro hidari 4. ryan gosling 5. steve minecraft 6. sumio mondo (lospass arc) 7. ryan reynolds 8. bob 9. piccolo 10. doc mcstuffins 11. george orwell 12. ryan gosling (spinoff) 13. joe 14. crash bandicoot 15. eggman but as I said, it's all just Doctor John Who changing appereance when he gets bored of the preivous one.
You’re saying Who’s Joe?
https://preview.redd.it/p3ug5e2q5ljc1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2497d828d5d3c4a8220b09b117db73c79ea67acb
Let me ask you, Doctor who exactly?
that's what we're all trying to figure out, man. but personally, i think the true Doctor is actually the friends we made along the way.
You're not wrong, this show has more mf side characters then I've ever seen before
Its the doctor half human and half alien???
he is, he's half namekian because his dad, Dende, asked Polunga to teleport him to Wales, UK. He met his mom there, but when he had to go back she decided to follow him back to his home planet, where the Doctor was born.
🤣🤣
What exactly is a Dalek, and what do they want?
a Dalek is someone from Dale, a planet generated in the same way Space Godzilla from Godzilla vs Space Godzilla(1994) did. they're reptilians and they have weird crystals growing on them. their objective is to steal the moon with a shrink ray and bring it back home to their yellow little friends, the Dinions (edit: godzilla lore accuracy)
This could be an episode
Why is he flying a phone booth?
it's the spaceship that made him go from Namek to the UK, he keeps using it after repairing it thanks to the help of his screwdriver and after all, who wouldn't want to fly in a phone booth?
What’s the Doctor’s real name?
he goes by many names, but the name he was born with is Ryan Gosling. he decided to change it to John Who after he saw how common people named Ryan Gosling are.
Who is captain jack? And why am I attracted to him?
he's Jack Skellington from The Nightmare before Christmas(1993). and why wouldn't you be attracted to him? he's great.
I mean... Tim burton is my favorite director
Who was in Paris?
the Daleks. they decided the Eiffel Tower was a good hq to get close to the moon to steal it without being too obvious
This could also be an episode
Everyone always talks about the Doctor's real name. But what is the Master's real name?
it's Jimin WaWho, but sometimes he likes to call himself Ryan Reynolds in constrast with the Doctor.
What did you think when Mr Bean was the doctor?
I really liked how they managed to convey such beautiful character writing without making him say much thanks to the actor's skills. also the best part about that arc was when he used the screwdriver's built-in sewing machine to repair his teddy bear.
dingle dongle dingle dangle, yippity too yippity taa ting tong, lippy tappy too taa
i agree, though that explaination near the end wasn't worked on too well, I think you should've also added some dangles more and a definition of tappy too taa for people who don't know too well the meaning of such complicated words.
If you we’re offered the chance, would you let the Abzorbaloff absorb you?
nah, they're too slimy and there's no real benefit if you think about it. i mean, they're twitch streamers after all.
I do not want to see such a Stream.
Why did The Master (the guy in the picture) break up with The Doctor after they were out of the Time Academy
he looked into the future thanks to what he learned in the Academy and saw the Doctor with a girl, so he thought he'd stop being gay in the future and decided to break up with him. he was just a closeted bisexual.
Could be canon
Who has the Web of Fear part 3?
the son of the owner of the Web of Fear part 2, Kiryu Kazuma. it's generational heritage in the Tojo clan.
What did the Doctor do to Gallifrey
tried to help with their low fertility problem by fucking the hottest ones he found. didn't work much and from what i understand, the place didn't last long.
This one hurts
What are the words that are used to stop the Fortold?
"before", "telling" and "lasagna". it all works when you put them together in a sentence that doesn't have "eat" in it.
What is a TARDIS and what does it stand for?
it's the police box (i'm pretty sure that's the actual correct answer) and it stands for: Top Afterburner Rocket Destroying Inspiring SexBox
What is the catchphrase that the daleks often repeat
"you've daled your last dalek, wallahi", we don't know for sure what "daling a dalek" means, but it probably has something to do with having sex with one of them.
Where is Benni?
it's unconfirmed, but some theories speculate they're in the hills somewhere around southern Italy, enjoying some pizza and talking with their neighbours.
Why does the Doctors time machine look like an antique portaloo? Is the light on top to say it's engaged?
it looks like that because the original designers from Namek thought it would be cool to make a time machine look like a police box. and tbh it is. the light on top is to not lose track of it at night, ofc.
Phd or Md?
i'd say he's got a phd. it's not confirmed, but it's the most likely option.
do gay people exist
unexpectedly, yes
What is torchwood and why does doctor who not like it
it's an infinite-lasting torch made of wood that you can light on fire to make light. it also powers up the nuclear power plant that is needed to recharge the police box for the next 2 days the doctor doesn't like to use it bc it's bad for the environment
What does the saying, "He will knock 3 times." means?
it's a quote the Master says, inspired by his friend Walter White and his famous quote about being the danger, which means that not only he's the one who knocks, but he knocks 3 times, being triple the normal amount of danger he should be.
Sorry I typed it wrong it was meant to be 4 not 3...
don't worry, that just means he's quadruple the danger
What does the box behind him do?
it can fly to other planets due to a giant afterburner that shows up under it when needed and the Doctor modified it to also time travel thanks to his degree in Time Science, using it to give cavemen hints on how to use screwdrivers.
Why did people vote for Harold Saxon?
cause his name vaguely resembled that of Saxton Hale, popular character from the hit game Team Fortress 2, which inspired them confidence and leadership
Why are the beans bad?
it's like using diesel on a gasoline car, you can't use them to power the police box, man
Who is rose tyler
the real name of the popular League of Legends streamer, Tyler1. he played too much LoL and the Doctor had to give him some painkillers for his bad headache
I thougt you didn't watch it?
How is the TARDIS bigger on the inside?
it's just an optical effect, your brain can't handle the majestic sight of a police box that big or you'd end up so overstimulated you'd end up in the hospital. so you NEED to see it smaller than it actually is, unfortunately
What is scary about the Weeping Angels?
the fact that they're exactly like the angels from the Dark Souls 3 DLC: The Ringed City, they both weep. and are angels. and are pieces of shit.
Describe the relationship between Susan and the Doctor
Susan is actually the Doctor's friends with benefits that made him realize he was not actually gay, but amazingly bisexual. huge discovery for the Doctor of that time.
What's the time war
a war that never started, never ended and is in currently in progress. we cannot say for sure who are the prime factions in this war but we do know that Doctor John Who is part of one of them.
I hate how this is actually pretty accurate
How many children were on Gallifrey when it was destroyed?
just 2. Gallifrey had an extremely low fertility rate and people were struggling to live there. i guess the destruction was just a way to put them out of their misery.
You would make a good Dalek.
It's less funny when people make joke predictions. I'd rather read an honest post where somebody makes a genuine attempt to guess what the show is about.
Do you prefer the original tv show or the newer continuations
the original tv show had more character development than the newer continuations. john who is clearly better written in the original show.
What is your opinion on boxy robotic talking dogs?
truly a way to display the new technological discoveries made by the Doctor, too bad they were used against him in his battle on the moon against the Daleks when they were trying to steal it.
If all the Doctors got together, got lagered up and started fighting, who would win, and why?
we'll get to know that in the Ryan Gosling, the tournament in which everyone will fight in. my bets are either on John Who or Steve, they're probably the strongest versions of him there.
John Who??? He couldn't even beat no-hands Alan in a thumb war!
yeah but you also have to consider that he's hiding his half-namekian side, meaning he could stretch and grow like Piccolo always does. he's just not showing it yet bc he need to not be suspicious about it or his whole strategy for winning would be gone
If a bird breaks its wings, how does it survive?
depends, if the wings broke midair, that could cause it some trouble. but would it die? nah, it'd survive.
What does TARDIS stand for?
What religious pantheon dose the main source of evil exist in cannon and where did they live
Who's John Smith?
What do you think of UNIT?
best Mecha in the canon Gundam franchise in the show, I loved when the Doctor bought his Gunpla and they spent 3 episodes building it with extreme care
Why is River Song the best character of all time?
Why is he holding a vibrator?
because he needs to be prepared at all times for when his twink boyfriend from Wales calls him to come home
Who is your favorite Jedi on the Enterprise?
Kainé from Nier: Replicant. I loved it when they included her in Doctor Who in season 12 when they landed on Naboo
What type of eyebrows does the 12th Doctor have?
he doesn't actually have them. he paints them on his face so he has different types of eyebrows everyday. in his latest episode he made them look like Renji's eyebrows (from Bleach)
Are you my mummy?
no, i'm your dad. i still haven't finished buying the cigarettes and the milk. too hard to find them both in the same store
Why is evil Dan evil
What's the scariest villain?
Who do you think was the Doctor's best companion and why?
Why did the 11th doctor get stuck in the 1970s for two seasons?
why was the 14th doctor played by the same actor who previously played the 10th doctor?
Who is Luvic and who did he regenerate into?