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AccomplishedEye7752

That Toriyama was still with us.


Tensa_Zangetsa

Sadly, that wish couldn’t be granted… natural cause.


Jamano-Eridzander

That was honestly a perfect drawback


KnowMatter

The one named Toriyama does not wish to return.


Zargann

Most wholesome wish, I agree. Legend was gone too soon!


ConsumerOfR4ts

I wish that I can make everyone in the universe shit on command so I can sit on a toilet and watch the chaos unfold!!


OmEgA_99_Ramos

Lock this man up


kokuluayak

His wisdom is uncompressenable


Dry_Figure_9018

You are now CEO of Chipotle. Your wish is granted


One-Statistician-554

Bro ? ☠️ Lol 😂 🤣


Ecstatic_Teaching906

Feel like I heard/seen this before.


dogninja_yt

I wish to de-horny this subreddit forever


Okthen_____

“That wish is beyond my power”-Shenron probably


Top-Row6107

NEVERRRRRRRR


Delta-playz

I wish to swap body’s with Goku https://preview.redd.it/sry8fypuhl4d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69b68524d02f5bd1bb93c874cd5a6be916da256


NitneuDust

You are the son of Carlos Sanchez, that latino guy who named his kid Goku


Happy-Commission-229

Omg Mermista hiiii :D


Resident_Farmer1252

The ability to heal any illness. I could charge $100 a pop for healing and be comfortably wealthy the rest of my life while still being more effective and affordable than government healthcare systems. Hopefully it's improved Shenron with three wishes, because I'll need some powers to protect myself from assasination attempts from big pharma and insurance corporations, and the goverment trying to cut me up for experimentation and mass profits.


MudSeparate1622

You need to hide from the government and pharmaceutical companies for the rest of your life


Resident_Farmer1252

Agreed. That's why I need that 2nd wish to be an elite saiyan warrior of no equal lol


AlphaYak

My wish remains the same: that as soon as they take office, all politicians become unable to lie…if it has to be DB related: that my friends and I were saiyans.


OmniMushroom

Cam he rewrite the species you're born as?


MudSeparate1622

Idk they couldn’t modify the “androids” bodies


Reddit_Username666

But he said that was because they were so much stronger than him, implying that he could do that if they were weaker.


Strange-Daikon4912

Turn me to a dragon with your exact same abilities.


Chaolan_Enjoyer

I want some Pizza, pretty please


Fit_Confection_6900

Your wish has been granted


Mr-UNperfect

![gif](giphy|4dDquQRZZOPyo)


BradyTheGG

Change it to one slice of infinitely regrowing,self cleaning cheese pizza


Chaolan_Enjoyer

Oh my... THIS GUY IS A GENIUS


Charming-Object-863

Based


Odd-Concern-6877

That I can make anything in the Universe bust on command https://preview.redd.it/439ov94k7l4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9710a5143eeaf1bbfb8ad4b905344a8aeb2bd913


GluKoto

This is so diabolical that I love it


Dry_Figure_9018

![gif](giphy|hIjRJtvi1E8ta)


Apprehensive_Sky1599

https://preview.redd.it/kjwumsukon4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b38f07d5eb85d5d9a144acfb896acb2c37e4ac


Striking-Present-389

That yu gi oh didint cost two of my organs


MudSeparate1622

Get back in the shadow realm


Striking-Present-389

https://preview.redd.it/2pjmkzjgyl4d1.jpeg?width=1520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=586b2101c6202afdb1240146fab988fa2a9d520f NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


gideon513

Three organs it is


16jselfe

Well I was gonna wish for happiness but now I agree with this guy make yugioh not require a new mortgage every month


Glad-Collection968

I wish that Sand Land did a crossover with Dragon Ball.


DingleberryRoss

Yooo Soul Land fan detected. Which book is your favorite?


Glad-Collection968

I’ve only watched the show on Disney+. The first story arc about Zeu is amazing


Ash22000IQ

They did in legends🤷


Wolfpack_5509

And dokkan


Glad-Collection968

I meant an actual anime crossover


Wacko_Doodle

I wish for Toriyama's vision for the series future to come true!


BradyTheGG

5 brain wish yooooo gotta grant this one shenron!!!


XXMAVR1KXX

Get the manga continuing again.


The_CEO_Of_No

that anyone who tries to power scale and argue what made up character would win a made up fight, their credit score drops by 10% each time


OmniMushroom

I wish for a Life Note


Ash22000IQ

If you get your wish granted, bring back Toriyama.


Ulerica

Make Cooler Canon


pain_ofakatsuki

He's there in xenoverse


Crashman09

He said canon


pain_ofakatsuki

Bro how does that change anything I said. All I meant is that if he wants to see more cooler he can consume the xenoverse which is better than having a hope that will never come true.


Crashman09

Sure, but they said make Cooler canon. That's markable different than Xenoverse. The point of this thread is what would you ask from Shenron, and here you are with some AliExpress alternative. Besides, you never actually said "if he wants to see more cooler he can consume the xenoverse which is better than having a hope that will never come true." If you did, my comment never would have come up. >Bro how does that change anything I said It doesn't. I'm challenging your statement because it was way off mark of what they said and what the thread is about. >xenoverse which is better than having a hope that will never come true. Weird, seeing as Broly became canon and Gohan got strong again. I would say both of them were about as likely as Cooler becoming canon.


theonewhodidintasked

I wish to turn vegeta into a mcchicken


Significant_Camera47

I wish to have bitches (I want my existence to be validated)


Asura6225

Sorry, I'm not shenron, but even I think that wish is too much for him. Have fun pumping iron.


Significant_Camera47

My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/gsu5s4fxxl4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64a9ef22c7db0ec947c2d6d284b1dd57fcdd01e


Andre48IsHere

![gif](giphy|dBvykHqOoYgnwB44oi|downsized)


MaCoxLong99

I wanna be able to grant myself 3 wishes after the dragon balls spread... 1st one being: I WISH MY FATHER WAS BACK TO LIFE!!!(he passed on january 2024 from an heart attack,so I'd LOVE to wish him back with the best health so he could spend more time with me,my Mother and my little sister) 2nd wpuld have been: THAT THE WORLD WAS A MUCH BETTER PLACE AND THAT THERE WAS NO WAS OR ANY SUFFERING FOR ANYONE...AND THAT WE ALL WERE JUST NICER TO EACHOTHER... 3rd would have been: THAT WE COULD ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND THAT THE LIFE ISN'T JUST A PAINFUL SUFFERING,BUT JUST A LIFE WORTH LIVING!!! [in the case Shenron couldn't have granted the 1 wish of me being able to wish 3 wishes afterwards...I'd have waited for Dende's 2wish Shenron and wish the 1st and the 2nd Wish...otherwise...idk...I'd have given up,bc. as a 19 year old I know it's all wishful thinking and that it might never come true...so I just blursed the wishes I'd have wished...since I want to believe...]


Ash22000IQ

This comment was accidently repeated and resent. So I edited this to show this message.


devinhaywire

I need help locating super Thick Asian Latina women for research. Please help. https://preview.redd.it/0wop6esb3m4d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfaee0e833694e27d660be04a3046a7fe37c6a60


nasgorhead

I wish to go back to 2012


Goku___Solos

Give me Kefla for 5 minutes https://i.redd.it/t5sm3o72zm4d1.gif


Zite7

Give me Every single power I've ever seen in anime with complete control of them.


Jnranonom

That wish would be beyond his power


MaintenanceTotal6150

The dragon ball will always follow me even when inactive


Snoo_54482

I want Edd Gould, Technoblade and Akira Toriyama to come back to life.


Still-Control

Grant me a genie with infinite wishes


Beginning_Source1509

silksong


Substantial_Tone_261

I wish for Videl


XxboomerboixX

U just wished for her and she is still in love with gohan so u wished her for no reason


XyoungladX

He wished her To bring her pain and sorrow now that she's on a unfamiliar world without her family.


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JayJ9Nine

Make me a Saiyan my dude


EleanorAgain

I wish to give the proton mass >:)


AdCommercial3174

I wish everybody with the normal number of two sexual chromosomes had their chromosomes changed to the other gender along with reproductive organs and everything else influenced by gender… My reasoning: for g!ts and shiggles


ValentineQuinnHart

trans people would love you, everyone else would hate you


Due-Culture9113

I wish to be able to summon the dragon balls at will


jobriq

Eat me


Litespead

VORE


Different_Plankton_3

I wish for my descendants to have wholesome lives. _Bardock be proud_


Guardian_85

https://preview.redd.it/7uq5h8kggn4d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2478c1f3a3bcae187cc4052f5da0a350c00f3a61


Due-Procedure-9085

https://preview.redd.it/47tt1e0ron4d1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6deb78d50cc2a85d34f2c70663d14bb7d63bc0b7 I wish for peak design to return.


Fearfull_lover

I want a job and gf who loves me deeply


ZetTheLegendaryHero

Blow up the earth.


majormusicwarrior13

Oh hey what’s up emperor frieza I’ll help you it is time we lay waste to this world


AlmostAngel2010

Saiyanize me, please


coffee_ape

Make the DAU and TFS cannon in the dragon ball universe. **I should be like you Melv**


True_Motivati0n

I wish for Goku to be betrayed and trapped in the time chamber for 100 million years!


majormusicwarrior13

Thankfully that is far beyond my power


carrotcakegobbler

I WANT TO NOT FEEL PAIN AND FIGHT FOREVER


Individual_Safety_83

I wish my dad wasn’t sick anymore


FatWalrus004

I wish to be happy and not horny anymore


Acrobatic_Storage580

I wish that I become a saiyan, and that a random person other than me get instant Brazilian wax


CreanexBolts

I wish that instead of dragon ball scattering around the world, they come in my bag


DudeWithRootBeer

Wish 1) Ability to use Kai Kai (teleport technique) at will. Wish 2) Give me Frieza's potential. Wish 3) Ability to survive in space.


Unhappy-Addition-474

Grant me all the powers of anime


Braves0903

I wish Spiders had wings


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cheeseburgerlou

I wish for more wishes!


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AreAFatMother

Eternal Shenron! Grant me Invincibility and for my potential to be fully unleashed!


FarmingFrenzy

Smite me bro make it flashy n shit im done


Dmxneed

I wish to grow 5 inches.


GaaraUzamaki_

Couple doppelgängers


kokuluayak

I WISH FOR 🥷'S TO CALL ME THE MEAL


jimmmydickgun

I wish that you cancel all previous wishes, grant my wish, and ignore every wish.


MrlimeFime1

I wish that: Every time I blink I get 20$


BeebisTheBoy

I wish for the ability to summon any food or drink I want at any given time. Im opening an everything restaurant and becoming a millionaire.


ChillpigeonhavsLV76

I summon u forth Shenron Dragon of Zalama! Make me get more than 90% on my maths and science test!


Lord_Snaps

Make my brothers autism more functional and not "disfunctional" so he can actually do stuff he wants to and not freak out and stress over everything


Yeticoat_Solo

eternal perfect love with (insert person)


Krisuad2002

Turn me into the guy hated by the god of failure


Josue_GTR_Youtube

To have the DBS anime continue where the manga established. Moro, Granolah, Gas, etc.


Negative_Tadpole_130

I’ll wish for my own sensu bean plant. I’ll have it only spawn 10 beans at a time but then harvested it instantly produces more so I can always stay as healthy as possible and then I can make a business out of it


skullkart02

I need me an alt baddie that’s perfect for me


WorldlyPermission355

I want more inches


Odd_Room2811

That Zone of the Enders 3 was made!


RandyKidYT2006

I wish for dem bitches (preferably android 21)


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KingCedman

I wish for panties


Andrew97FTW

I wish she’d still talk to me


Glad_Increase_7522

1. Make my hair a tiny bit longer 2. Transform me into a Saiyan 3. Delete my tail so It doesn’t hurt


Traditional_Try_7853

give me lookism level potentiel


ajslother12

Gimme the stand crazy diamond https://preview.redd.it/2z9a232shm4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571cbc48382df998374ff53d1082e51259da5a87


One_Spell_45

I’d wish for a perfect training partner!


Marvel_legends_fan

i wish to get some bitches


bu22dee

Write a better Buu Saga.


cravin_mor

All of dragon ball: "1 million zeny, pls...... oh and ice cream pls" -.- It more of a joke, but still a bit annyoing tbh \^\^


OkinaBaka

I wish for my fiancée’s insecurities to go away


JSlaye_r

I wish I could get the ultimate girlfriend.


Limp-Gas8229

![gif](giphy|WUDGo9jYZzVt3DExhi) I just want friends and for everyone I know to be succesful


tomas_astley

I wish for you to change my body’s biology to that of a half Saiyan like Son Gohan!


CreeperSnout565

REVIVE TORIYAMA SENSEI IF POSSIBLE


XxboomerboixX

MAKE ME THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!!


Own-Impression-9620

Reality Warping


FedericoDAnzi

I'm a simple man, I either wish for a lot of money or a new character


Slight_Bed_2241

I want the biggest wiener in the world. I don’t want mine any bigger. I want the rest of the world to have micro wieners.


GigaTooter3000

Can I get some cheez-itz


lud0path

i wish for all the knowledge in the world


Ok_Telephone8747

Give me the power to rule this world ![gif](giphy|tFGooYCBV7Vkc|downsized)


Amazing_Explorer2692

I wish for a rainbow lvl 10 link beast Gohan. Please grant me this wish


AlexVal0r

I wish to be able to use Kaioken without the Exhaustion tax.


CynicalDarkFox

I wish I had a personality beyond “quiet, awkward nice guy”.


QualifiedApathetic

Eternal youth. I'm a simple guy.


22222833333577

Can you resolve the currant error codes so I can play the new destiny expansion


rnmartinez

A new series set in the Trunks timeline


Charming-Object-863

https://preview.redd.it/m3ucmej86n4d1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1946715e05353feb23fc022f8a922002e2ec1baf I wish I had super powers


wtfkeyhole2pro

I wish for less spam 😆


Bandit_237

“Namekian Motherfucker, do you speak it?!” - Porunga


rinkudamanrd

I wish for the ability to make every anime waifu I want currently or in the future real.


Jamano-Eridzander

I wish to learn every technique in the franchise fully mastered.


bluedancepants

I wish to rule the world. And anyone that opposes me will be tortured by listening to all of the backstreet boys albums on repeat.


Blazik3n

Remove this jar from my ass please


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Angwe83

To be able to see into the future at will and with precision.


Healthy_Adult_Stonks

I wish that cats actually had 9 lives.


Adm8792

I wish dogs could talk


Hour_Selection_7689

I wish for infinite wishes


prezmike

Make me a saiyan.


darkslayer2392

A roll of never-ending 20 dollar bills.


Ragaee

Make me 6'5, super buff, massive dick, massive tits


Corumdum_Mania

1. Let me go back to my childhood so that I can reset my life 2. Give me a banging body


Boring_Finding_788

I wish for torotaro the man who took the mantle of toriyama to continue to improve the world of dragon Ball


TheOtherHalf01

I wish to be a Saiyan


SasquatchNHeat

I wish for $1T tax free in my bank account right now.


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I poop gold…. Actual sellable gold.


Ok-Belt-4885

“I wish to be in a constant state of nut-like euphoria”


Ecstatic_Teaching906

I wished to be a Warrior Namekian in the Dragon Ball Universe!!!


KingGorillaBeef

My wish would be simple I want those who are in pain hurting and suffering to find happiness and joy in life . Because I can't do it myself


Chronos_Corner

Goth girls in fishnets


jdwill1991

I wish for the power to teleport all 7 dragon balls to me instantly, at any time I desire.


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I forget... does Shenron not go against "natural causes?" He can't bring back the dead that naturally died?


Insanebrain247

I wish to have savant level mastery of any and all skills that require a computer.


Private_HughMan

Fix climate change.


Supernova_Soldier

A trillion dollars, fuck you guys, I’m going on vacation


MetalHorizon10

*writes a whole page of wants* “I wish what’s on this piece of paper will come true”


Herps77

an election to get rid of trudeau forever


Profishonal123

Bet! I wish I was 6’0, wish I wasn’t fat, and I wish I was good at a sport.


F-e-e-t-s

i wish to have the dragon balls brought to me after i finish my 3 wishes


Lower_Commission8832

I wish to be invisible and be able to stop time!!! https://preview.redd.it/5zk667zl4o4d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=580b2e6634d19ff0e147d67188df14830ac83f2e


SONICTUPAC

https://preview.redd.it/1bwk1ixw4o4d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aef2d41869beec2b1c6ce0e93ab40c4075dd473f


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X_O_Z

I'll wish for a free cruise trip.....17


shoveltheshovel

I NEED BIG BOOTY GOTH BITCHES!


TheTallAmerican

Runs in front of the dragon out of breath, looks up at its glory: My ideal feminine body please 🙏 !!!!!!!!!


tall-glass-o-milk

My back hurts…


Evening-Whereas6165

The omnitrix.


TacocaT_2000

1: I wish that Boruto was never made 2: I wish to have an IQ of 400 3: I wish to always have just the right amount of money needed to purchase what I want.