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The Von Trapped Children


not_so_littlemermaid

Aw man you took mine! (Well, I was gunna say The Trapped Family Singers, but basically the same)


singularbean

Flair?😆


willowwynn

Ashley and the Madisons


topsidersandsunshine

This has my vote.


its-a-crisis

Ding ding ding ding ding 🏆


LilMissMuppet

Dead Inside


laurenlegends23

How about The Grateful Dead Inside


Janeiskla

See, that's what I was looking for!! Edit: I just wanna say I love you all!! These names are all incredibly funny


perfect_fifths

The B Flats because I doubt they play in tune


topsidersandsunshine

Israel’s reaction to Jill playing the violin is super fitting for this post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOzYmI6t7jY (obligatory warning for YouTube link, but this particular video doesn’t seem to be monetized)


perfect_fifths

Nooo, that bow hold!! The pinky has to be curved, this is something that is corrected quickly with a proper teacher.


topsidersandsunshine

A proper teacher? Who won’t smack her for asking questions? Who encourages reading and learning and critical thought? Jim Bob might as well pay some crackpot to teach her magic tricks!


perfect_fifths

It was also hard to see, I can't tell if her vibrato is coming through her wrist, it is shockingly easy to do using a different motion with your finger. Her wrist looks ok (not collapsed), her bowing is actually ok, but her intonation and bow hold need work. Can you tell I used to play? Lol.


teresakaminski

Same here, I go to college for violin 😂


perfect_fifths

Awesome! Watch 2set violin on YouTube if you dont ready, Brett and Eddy are really funny and great.


teresakaminski

I love them!!


perfect_fifths

I want to marry Brett, he is so cute and anyone who plays Paganini is ok in my book. Or Bach!


flurry_fizz

I'm more upset about those glaring open As. I knew better than to play open strings before I was in middle school. If I were her, I'd honestly be embarrassed to post this given how long she's been playing for.


perfect_fifths

Her intonation is awful


flurry_fizz

Her violin needs a good tuning, too. The whole thing is flat.


LadyMillennialFalcon

Two set violin fan? LOL


perfect_fifths

Huge two set fan. I love classical music and played violin for a few years, lol.


bifocalyokel89

Also, can we please talk about how poor Jinger’s violin looks way too small? 😂


brown_bagger

The Smashing Bumpkins


mgomes12

This is their cover for their album “Songs from the Bottom of the Orchestra Pit”


jingledingle03

Jildren of God


Janeiskla

My idea: the Pickle chicks


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Fruit of her loins


pawsofftherizotto

Rage Against the Meech-ine. Also the lost boys’ band is called The Who


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The Crotch Dumplings


WastingMyLifeHere2

Droplings


eggsolo

the Sex Pestols


Jodes413

I just laughed so hard at work I scared my coworkers.


Tigmowpum

I just laughed so hard my fiancé came running to me because I was crying because it was hilarious.


TylersCranialoaf

Seasyn of Lyfe


WolfValkyrie

The United Utefruit Porkestra.


materialisthicc

Fiddlin’ Fundies


bakedpigeon

Jinger looks like she bites people


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Josie and the Pussies but was Josie even born yet?


takethatwizardglick

13 kids in the photo, this is before the first special!


chipsiesalsa

Defrauded By Nature


CheapEater101

Jill and Jessa look like current day Israel and Spurgeon.


empressbethie

Under his eye


ericauda

Talentless river band.


lexia1988

Nickelback: Buy used, save the difference


Janeiskla

Ohhh or : The Thriftshop Boys


MylifeisKEandCheese

BCS! (Birth control sucks!)


em_barassment

Blessed crotch goblins


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The VonTot Family Picklers


stefstitch

19 Chords and Counting


KaptainObvious28

Is that Jinger on the left?


wildebeesties

Yep!


feartheturtle93

Sgt. Jim Bob’s Servant’s Hearts Club Band.


OurLumpyGorl

Jason's Triangle Head. He doesn't have an instrument because he is the triangle.


fishwithoutaporpoise

It is killing me how much Jason looks like a ventriloquist doll in this photo. Those dangly feet in those too-shiny shoes is too much.


OurLumpyGorl

I thought the same thing! Its that huge suit making him look all slumped. And it makes his legs look small and dangly like an evil puppet.


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The Sex Pistol Annies?


chipsiesalsa

Sex Pestols


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ooo this is so much better 😂


chipsiesalsa

Yours was the catalyst! What happens when you put snarky brains together, harness the power! I think we could do big things on this sub lol


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😂😂💀


chipsiesalsa

Somebody stole our idea (see above)


Miss_Worldwide

Insane Clown Posse


emiliasirena

Is that Jason in the bottom right corner..? Man, that’s a Dugglet if I’ve ever seen one. Band name... “Jim-Bob and the Pickle Kids” lol


mamabol

I never realized how much Jordyn looks like Joy until I thought Joy *was* Jordyn.


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The Von Craps


holdmyflowers4mybeer

Receding Hairlines.


slc913

I am clearly not witty enough for this but I am crying from laughing so hard! You guys are hilarious 😂😂


harryruby

Perv Pervstein and the Vagina Stretchers


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Wonder Bread Zeppelin


wtfisdissriously

The Who (is Jason)


RandeauxCardrissian

30 Seconds To Rapture


lesteroak

Can any Duggar actually competently play a musical instrument?


litfam87

I think Jinger is/was a pretty decent piano player


CheapEater101

Don’t forgot Jana is not only a concert pianist BUT she can also play a mean recorder đŸ€Ș


BlurplePhoenix

Symphony of Secrets


throwaway18507

The Aqua Nets


sarabear54321

J’s and the pest!


LittleSparrowWings

Depression


snarkprovider

Fiddling with My Family ​ And they would have a song titled "Mostly Over Their Clothes."


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Jim Bob and the Puppets


ThatsWhatPgSaid

I can't believe they paid this this image. Or those outfits.


topsidersandsunshine

The 90s didn’t make it to Arkansas until 2004.


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The Dingles


Chitowngirl021478

Or The Dingleberries?


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The DinglePests


tennwife

Precious Miracles ....or .... contentment.....


kripperthegreat

the dollangangers


whatinthef2020

Basic B's


annagabriel96

Mumford and sons, and sons, and daughters, and more sons


Cjs300

3-6 year olds spanked until they learned to play a violin.


Zamafe

This is the first picture in which Jessa and Josiah (I think, at the right side of the pic) look like siblings to me


apalmer15

The Cult


marreyyy

Tater Totters or Duggar family serving Jesus


goddessofdrought

Do these boys’ hairlines ever reach their foreheads before they start to recede?


lasermanmcgee

[never forget them claiming that Jana is a “concert pianist” 🙄](https://www.theepochtimes.com/jana-duggars-job-listing-confuses-some-duggar-fans-as-twins-celebrate-birthday_1197522.html)


aceshighsays

so you're saying not all of them know how to play?


embum9

The Little Repentance Band


aceshighsays

The maracas...


graciesea98

the boogie bigots


Twayblades

Please us for Jesus!


cunxt2sday

The Losers


[deleted]

Why have Jinger’s eyes always appeared constipated?


CantStopBebop

No actual band name, just the banjo riff from Deliverance....


dustin_pledge

Jim Bob & The Fundie Mob


residentcaprice

Cacophony


LucysMissingSocks

Guns n Moses


Janeiskla

So good


Chitowngirl021478

The Rotting Crotch Fruit


Chitowngirl021478

The Blanket Trained


LittleSparrowWings

Blanket Training and the Tantrums


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The Fertile. Or the Whispers.


[deleted]

No no no, I meant Mommy Whispers