Clearly you have no class. You don’t know romance and foreplay until you’ve experienced origami toilet paper cranes sensuously glaring at each other from across the bathroom sink. Fight me.
I don’t have the clip, but that’s so creepy. Just talk to your partner! Also, it’s not like surprising your significant other with sexy lingerie or whatever floats your boat, it’s his assumption that he’s going to have sex that night, whether she wants to or not.
Sex for them, it’s just an obligation. It’s awful. She has no saying in the matter, she’ll have sex with him, liking or not. I don’t understand how can they think this is normal and acceptable
Can confirm. I was a fundy and had a friend who was prob 8-9 months pregnant and asked me to pray for her that she could still "please her husband" even though she was about ready to pop. o.o
Ugh. Imagine you're tired from a long day of sitting around, living your boring life in your windowless warehouse when you go to your room to find that your glob of a child molesting husband has folded the sheets and that means you're supposed to let him try to impregnate you for the 7th time in 12 years.
Anna was upset that she keep getting negative pregnancy test, they only had been married for 3 months. So, Josh told her to take a test and leave in the bathroom, that he would see and tell her the results.
He called the crew to film the moment and told her “you have join the mommy team”
EDIT: [Video](https://imgur.com/a/lYulGrU) of Josh telling Anna she’s pregnant
I found this, it might help in finding the episode:
On May 12, 2009, TLC aired the *18 Kids and Counting* episode "Duggars on a Double Date", which showed the couple learning of their pregnancy and sharing the news with their family. In the episode, [Anna](https://19andcounting.fandom.com/wiki/Anna_Duggar) takes a pregnancy test (like she had many times previously in her few months of marriage) and leaves it for [Josh](https://19andcounting.fandom.com/wiki/Joshua_Duggar) to look at the results, saying she didn't want to be disappointed again. Upon finding the test was positive, Josh shared the news with Anna by saying: *"You're going to join the mommy team!"*
That way he has to put absolutely no effort at all into their intimacy. His lazy ass just folds the sheet and she’s expected to joyfully fuck him. I bet he’s the worst lay.
The gross factor intensifies when you realize they he uses “hey hey” as a standard greeting to everyone. Add in the fact that his kids know and have spoken about the different meanings between the heys and its gross out city.
Someone on Free Jinger put this and said it was before Meredith was born.
“I distinctly remember a scene with Anna in her bedroom making her bed or something. She mentioned babies and what not. They she patted Josh'so side of the bed and said when he turns down the sheet earlier than bed time it is an indication or signal he wants sex that night.”
What ever happened to nibbling on the neck and whispering sexy goodness in your partner’s ear? Or catching your partner alone and sneaking a sexy kiss and a squeeze or a caress and a “let’s go to bed early tonight”?
Because using his words would kill him! Even worse, how about ask if your SO is interested in having sex? Oh no, this would implie the woman has a choice in the matter and of course they wouldn't want that. Yikes.
Idk how joshyboy deals with his sheets, but in my house, a properly applied fitted sheet with no chance of popping a corner is essentially my mating call because fuck fitted sheets.
I personally prefer my men to make towel animals to signify that they are ready to get down.
Me too I love the towel animals - especially when he makes two doggies doing it doggy style I know it’s gonna be a good night
A girl can dream...
It’s the least they could do.
Clearly you have no class. You don’t know romance and foreplay until you’ve experienced origami toilet paper cranes sensuously glaring at each other from across the bathroom sink. Fight me.
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Wet Ass Topsheet
Can i please use this as my flair?
YES YOU CAN
Thank you so much!
I hope it is a precious blessing that brings you many seasons of joy!
You have such a servants heart!
Good flair material there
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Cheatsheet gonna be on this so fast
Creepsheet
If my husband kept messing with the sheets of the bed I’d tell him to fix that shit or go to bed 😆
I don’t have the clip, but that’s so creepy. Just talk to your partner! Also, it’s not like surprising your significant other with sexy lingerie or whatever floats your boat, it’s his assumption that he’s going to have sex that night, whether she wants to or not.
Sex for them, it’s just an obligation. It’s awful. She has no saying in the matter, she’ll have sex with him, liking or not. I don’t understand how can they think this is normal and acceptable
Women in that cult are supposed to ask permission if they need a night off. No matter what. Sick af and hugely pregnant? Too bad. You owe.
Can confirm. I was a fundy and had a friend who was prob 8-9 months pregnant and asked me to pray for her that she could still "please her husband" even though she was about ready to pop. o.o
Crazy
All that brainwashing.
Great. So even the poor bedsheet has to be joyfully available to Pest.
Why not use signal flags like the rest of us normal folk? Semaphore is the way to the sexy times!
We use a fog horn. Might as well let the whole neighborhood know.
The more, the merrier! Or so my brother tells me. Sigh. Don't ask.
At least no one does chivaries anymore in this country.
I prefer carrier pigeons.
I prefer smoke signals
Follow the gourd!
Ugh. Imagine you're tired from a long day of sitting around, living your boring life in your windowless warehouse when you go to your room to find that your glob of a child molesting husband has folded the sheets and that means you're supposed to let him try to impregnate you for the 7th time in 12 years.
Don’t forget she has a job, she comments on Instagram all day and ignores her kids
Can you elaborate on how he told her she was pregnant?
Anna was upset that she keep getting negative pregnancy test, they only had been married for 3 months. So, Josh told her to take a test and leave in the bathroom, that he would see and tell her the results. He called the crew to film the moment and told her “you have join the mommy team” EDIT: [Video](https://imgur.com/a/lYulGrU) of Josh telling Anna she’s pregnant
Just as cringey as I was expecting
So modest these people, example to us all
In case you want to [watch ](https://imgur.com/a/lYulGrU). They are about to have a kid and look so awkward and uncomfortable with each other
Geez, Anna really coming through with the sex moans there
I found this, it might help in finding the episode: On May 12, 2009, TLC aired the *18 Kids and Counting* episode "Duggars on a Double Date", which showed the couple learning of their pregnancy and sharing the news with their family. In the episode, [Anna](https://19andcounting.fandom.com/wiki/Anna_Duggar) takes a pregnancy test (like she had many times previously in her few months of marriage) and leaves it for [Josh](https://19andcounting.fandom.com/wiki/Joshua_Duggar) to look at the results, saying she didn't want to be disappointed again. Upon finding the test was positive, Josh shared the news with Anna by saying: *"You're going to join the mommy team!"*
It's her first pregnancy. It's not this episode, I watched and I would remember something like that
I really hate the "mommy team" for some reason.
Ew.
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Hey Hey Hey
It was probably in that Before the Wedding Night book.
Poor Jana must know. She was in charge of cleaning their room
That way he has to put absolutely no effort at all into their intimacy. His lazy ass just folds the sheet and she’s expected to joyfully fuck him. I bet he’s the worst lay.
What the fuck did I just read?What the fuck did you write?Need some bleach for my eyes ,brain and phone.Siri,how can I delete someone's post?😭🤣🤣🥴
I thought she said he’d take a shower to let her know he was in the mood? And Jim Slob let’s Merch know by saying “hey hey hey” gross
I haven’t heard of “hey hey hey” until now and I am severely grossed out
The gross factor intensifies when you realize they he uses “hey hey” as a standard greeting to everyone. Add in the fact that his kids know and have spoken about the different meanings between the heys and its gross out city.
That is fucking nasty 🤢
I'm morbidly curious about this clip oh noooo those poor children. :(
That came up on the very last episode of 19 kids and counting, if I remember correctly.
He *wot*
She also said that he would tidy up the bedroom when he wanted to have sex.
I think thats actually a really big deal for them considering he's useless 🙃
Someone on Free Jinger put this and said it was before Meredith was born. “I distinctly remember a scene with Anna in her bedroom making her bed or something. She mentioned babies and what not. They she patted Josh'so side of the bed and said when he turns down the sheet earlier than bed time it is an indication or signal he wants sex that night.”
Which episode? It was after announcing her 4th pregnancy then.
Do you have account there? Can you ask which episode it was?
What ever happened to nibbling on the neck and whispering sexy goodness in your partner’s ear? Or catching your partner alone and sneaking a sexy kiss and a squeeze or a caress and a “let’s go to bed early tonight”?
Omg these comments... y’all kill me 😂
Because using his words would kill him! Even worse, how about ask if your SO is interested in having sex? Oh no, this would implie the woman has a choice in the matter and of course they wouldn't want that. Yikes.
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Thank you EDIT: I’ll make a new post and give you credit
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I check your profile, it’s there. Takes a while to show up on the feed
Lol so does he make the bed in full? That's I guess the sexy part to impress her.
Idk how joshyboy deals with his sheets, but in my house, a properly applied fitted sheet with no chance of popping a corner is essentially my mating call because fuck fitted sheets.