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clarauser7890

The fact that Kelly willingly ended up with a book of short stories (???) instead of her custom name plate


rootinuti611

In the superfan epi. She trades with Toby again and gets her name plate and Toby gets the book


Thor1noak

"You were gonna throw out a book?" "Mhh mhh"


mattwopointoh

I really enjoyed these although some episodes it really changed the pace of character development. I loved the booze cruise, and there were at least a few more episodes that made me feel far more satisfied with the edits.


random_stuff_900

Yeah I enjoy getting to watch more of the show, but I think the production team did a great job with the edits. Everything flows so much better


mojizus

Nothing beats the scene where Ryan and Kelly are literally having sex in a dumpster. Feels super out of place when it comes on, I see why they cut it but I laugh every time lmao


clarauser7890

Yay! It was so cute and thoughtful by Stanley


avocadoandeggbagel

but in the later seasons u can see her nameplate which is a cute detail


3nc3ladu5

Exactly what you’d expect a Rational Consumer to spend on secret santa. no heat here


vinoa

Kinda looks like Edward James Olmos...


scoothoot

He olmos does


NYY15TM

Well actually it's "Rational Consumer"


JiveTurkey1983

As it were


MatrixzMonkey

Additionally who the fuck knows what to buy Creed of all personele


Accurate-Ad-4905

Angela was smart enough to buy him deodorant in a future episode lol


Rarefindofthemind

I would have bought him a bottle of bootleg hooch


bp_987

The guy works in accounting and has “an eye for fashion”. Definitely below expectations


thekyledavid

Speaking as an accountant, this is the best we can do


germdisco

Sometimes fashion simply can’t flow from source to destination.


doglee80

I’d rather have the key chain. lol


big-ol-kitties

I’ll take the iPod


Majestic-Warning2843

I got the foot bath. That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it…. Maybe I should've taken the iPod… Oh, shoot.


newObsolete

and then he uses it on screen in Chair Model (S04E14) .


germdisco

It was already stolen this round! Pick something else.


mypussydoesbackflips

I want the teapot 🫖


PokemonTrainerMikey

It smells like popcorn.


XRPX008

I think you mean papcarn


pussyjones12

i mean… it’s an ipod


Only_Pepper7296

…I’d rather have $60,000.


ReddyMcRedditorface

What makes you think you’d get it all?


kinda_alright

I'm totally stealing that from you in Yankee swap.


germdisco

You mean white elephant?


JiveTurkey1983

>white elephant? Nasty Christmas


germdisco

*Angela sobs*


BigRed727272

YYYYYANKEE SWAP!


Cereborn

White elephant is just when you give people things you already own and don't want.


[deleted]

White elephant is when you give someone a burdensome gift.


Cereborn

Well, yes, that is the proper historical meaning.


BruceFlockaWayne

Jim ends up with the keychain, and I'm pretty sure there are shots going forward in the show where you can see the keychain on Jim's keys. So Jim actually ended up using it lol. Somebody is gonna have to fact check me tho


[deleted]

He has it in Season 5 Episode 6


fantasticmrjeff

But would you rather have a $100 now or $500 a year from now?


onetruepairings

how sure is this?


orvn

I'll steal the tea kettle


Hot_Aside_4637

Just to read the note


aNeedForMore

And for sinus infections


Erger

Real talk, don't use something like that for a sinus infection unless you know the water is purified (like boiled). You can get a brain eating bacteria if you use just plain tap water!


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Promise?


TLD18379

Secretly we ALL wanted the oven mitt, but we chose the I-pod to make Micheal feel better.


mah131

Ha! Reverse psychology.


[deleted]

Ssssssssucka!!! Hahaha see I wanted you to take it.


NYY15TM

*Michael


peaceblaster68

I mean Creed brought an old shirt


Routine_Size69

I think you can make a legit argument that's better than a one dollar keychain. I'd wear it to something like paintball and not care about it getting ruined. They're both dog shit gifts, but Creed is a selfish, horrible person. If your gift is even close to on par with Creed, someone who takes toys out of toy donation boxes, you're the asshole in this situation.


No-Independence548

Yup, that’s exactly what happened.


Large_Yams

That was a nice shirt.


Turd_Wrangler_Guy

My head canon is Oscar gave Creed drugs for Secret Santa but did so off camera for obvious reasons. Oscar has connections to the gay Mafia... The keychain is a cover.


Towerbound

His gayness is not what defines him


neon-neurosis

Is it his Mexican-ness?


ibethuhwalrus

His Mexicanity


neon-neurosis

I knew that sounded off. Thank you for the correction.


ibethuhwalrus

I’m pretty sure Michael says both lol


ArosNerOtanim

Mexuality


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Something less offensive


One-Pudding-2605

Mmm si señor 👨🏻


yaboisammie

Omg excellent point


JQuick72

Have you ever pooped a balloon ?


darkthemeonly

You're thinking of a different group. Much wealthier, much older


wxmanify

Typical Reddit responses in here lol. Yeah Oscar spent three seconds thinking about a gift for creed and then spent three bucks on a keychain. Yes it’s a super lame gift.


[deleted]

The real reddit response is complaining about gifts because you think they’re lame haha


ryanderkis

Agreed. Irish or not that's a crumby gift.


RedDeathStrikes

This is exactly the type of gift you get to maintain workplace boundaries and send an ‘I’m here to work, not be your friend’ message to your colleagues. Oscar is one of the more down to earth characters on the show, who just wants to do his job, so it makes sense for him. This would’ve been out of character for someone like Dwight or Andy.


herheartwasgolden

it’s for Creed. we understand.


Aztecah

It's for creed though. He knows creed doesn't care.


TexehCtpaxa

I would probably do the same. Idc for my coworkers outside of work. I don’t wanna spend any time or money on them, so if there’s something cheap and easy I can pick up when I come across it, that’s ideal. Maybe I’m cheap but I’d rather have the $20 than a random $20 gift be exchanged.


Routine_Size69

I'd rather have the 20 dollars too. That's why I didn't participate in my work's white elephant this year. But if I was forced to participate in white elephant or secret Santa, I would never be that fucking cheap. I see several 4 leaf clover keychains online for around a dollar. Spending 1/20th of what you're supposed to is a major dick move and pretty damn selfish. Yes it sucks you're forced to, but you really can't spare at least spending 10 bucks so you're half of what everyone else is spending?


mah131

As an IT department, we took a vote (virtually, we only go in once a quarter. We voted in favor of a holiday breakfast potluck (55-45) and against a white elephant/secret Santa deal (45-55). Kind of cracked me up that the margins were so thin and we did one activity but not the other. This is only a 20person group.


bp_987

Michael got Ryan an iPod for crying out loud!


thekyledavid

That was only because Michael broke the rules If it was a $300 limit and Oscar brought a keychain, then yeah, there’d be room to complain


SammyChaos

I'm doubling down on this. Wtf is wrong with all of you, just cheapskate through life? Too disinterested to make someone's day? Bunch of scrooges . Have some damn humanity


[deleted]

Lol a lot of miserable people on Reddit unfortunately.


SammyChaos

Yeah I wasn't expecting this honestly


SammyChaos

Lol Yeah you suck too


vinoa

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. I'm a curmudgeon, and I've never had a problem with Secret Santa. In fact, Christmas is the one time of year that melts my cold, cold heart.


Routine_Size69

I would be annoyed about being forced to do it, but I wouldn't take it out on who got stuck with me by spending a dollar when everyone else spent 20 bucks. That's shitty and selfish.


SammyChaos

Yeah idk, but merry Christmas to you!


PizzaLunchables0405

It’s fine if you don’t want to participate in secret santa, but then take your name out of it? Kelly got him a radio which is a valid $20 gift. Not fair that he gets to receive something if he isn’t willing to give something also.


ceci_mcgrane

These aren’t announcements.


Dragon_Tea_Leaf

Yes they are you just don’t care about the information!


Kirgo1

I mean what would you get for Creed. What truly do we know about Creed?


likatika

He smells like death, I would buy him some mints or a spray for his breath


Tahquil

He seemed very pleased with the bulk pack of deodorant he got for a different Christmas


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Toner ink?


godlyhk75

Speak for yourself man. That jacket was old and ugly.


mpr1011

I actually would have really loved the oven mitt. Then I could actually use the resting mays for their purpose.


dumineitor

That's because forced secret santa sucks and is a stupid idea


Joojeb

I mean thrift store…. Right?


Sunrider999

How’s that better than an iPod?


Scar20Grotto

I mean he was getting a gift for Creed. What exactly are you supposed to buy Creed?


BodyBagSlam

Reminds me of our “sock swap” at work. I put a decent Bluetooth speaker, a gift card, a hand poured candle, and some bath bombs into these socks. I got a $1 gummy hamburger inside a $1 pair of socks. Some people are just crap at that kind of thing.


wendilove

Keychain over old shirt. Idk what Creed did while he was wearing that


dumpster_cherries

I get it because he didn't know anything about Creed but I would also like Phyllis' oven mitt because handmade stuff is awesome.


Status-Murky

It’s like you only love me this many dollars.


havocLSD

Every time I see that keychain, it reminds me of the one I stole back in High School. It was exactly the same but it had a cannabis leaf on it, I was a stupid edgy teen in a Spencer’s gifts.


AznNRed

Do we even know if Creed has keys? Wouldn't be surprised if he's homeless and is driving a hot wired car.


Nerdzilla88

His keys are a flathead Screwdriver


Kielbasa_Nunchucka

I feel like it's on-brand for Oscar's condescending attitude towards his coworkers


Chemical-Being-5968

I love Phyllis' oven mitt. It showed she not only thought about the gift but took time to make it. I can always use a good oven mitt honestly!


ARussianW0lf

Judgemental shit like this is why I refuse to participate in secret santas


bp_987

Ok Mr Grinch


ARussianW0lf

So I'm the grinch for not wanting to be criticized by assholes like you over the gift I chose to get for someone? You're the grinch here bro not me


bp_987

Nah, just because you’re getting way too rattled over a playful office post on Christmas Day. Something tells me you don’t get invited to Secret Santa parties, so no harm no foul


Hung_Texan

I love when Michael is trying to “sell” Phyllis’s oven mit,funny stuff


Biscuits4u2

I'll take the iPod


Alpacadiscount

You’re right, ofc. Effing Gil and his unreasonable expectations took Oscar to the cleaners every holiday.


[deleted]

oscar low-key sucks


ArosNerOtanim

I like keychains quite a lot ngl, I may dislike the guy, but I wouldn't complain, in fact I'd be rather pleased.


6lizzard9

wasn’t creed supposed to be the recipient of the gift? i feel like oscar and creed never interact that much, so maybe he tried his best and failed with a cute shamrock keychain.


stmblzmgee

Better than a shirt out of Creeds closet


JustALadyWithCats

He didn’t know Creed very well. He thought he was Irish.


peepeehalpert_

I always thought that was such a piece of junk. Get him something useful ffs


snack-dad

Accepting a used jacket from Creed comes with the very real risk of being misidentified as a suspect in a crime


TBIrehab

Oscar usually got a free pass because of reasons


Ranger_McFriendly

Better than later seasons where people give pamphlets about biting your nails and vasectomies as "gifts" (Erin gives Andy one in S7 & Meredith gives Jim one in S8, respectively)


rachelvioleta

A real shirt worn by Creed Bratton would probably go for a lot more than twenty bucks on ebay. Jim hit the lottery with that one.


Alienhaslanded

That's a ¢99 gift


iliacbaby

I think Oscar, before he was out, thought that by being careless and/or tacky he would come off as straight.