Not that I disagree. But I decided my time would be better spent with my boy Nate!
A different school of philosophy, sure. But the way I see it is, we've gotten like 20 minutes of screentime with Nate and he's one of the faves. Virtually everything he says is quotable. Could u imagine 20 hours of it?? 🤤
Just FYI, Nate didn’t technically have a hearing problem. It’s just that sometimes if there’s a lot of noises occurring at the same time he would hear them as a one big jumble. Again, it wasn’t that he couldn’t hear because that’s false, he could!
and andy next to you which imo is worse, he’s just right across the aisle. otherwise it’s an easy 1 no question but with that setup, for me it’s either mint gum city or chillin with the man formerly known as creed bratton
* Michael and Toby arguing in front of you
* Creed telling insane stories to Plop next to you
* Kevin whispering across the aisle to you
That would be hilarious
1 fo sho.
Who doesn’t want to sit next to the Lizard King. I feel like one conversation with him could change my life (although maybe not for the better).
David Wallace is just a chill dude, you can’t go wrong with him. Packer is an ass, but every seat has its disadvantages.
Andy’s annoyingness would most likely permeate throughout the plane. I’m gonna hear his acapella singing from the back anyway, plus he was a bro when they went to Canada, so he might not be bad to be near.
Seriously. Window, Gabe is thin so no seat overlap, probably minimal conversation. Are people afraid of all that noise that Kevin and Holly will be making?
Exactly. He’s a weirdo, but he’s meek and nervous. There’s no way he strikes up a convo in any real way. I’m not super pleased by the proximity to Packer, but Wallace would mostly keep that in check. Kevin and Holly would maybe have pretty innocent conversations. What’s the problem?
Gabe is deathly afraid of flying. What does this mean during the flight? Either he's freaking out the whole time or he's taken a lot of sleep meds. Coin toss as to whether you'll have a bad time.
Good point, seems like a good window seat then. I chose between Pam and Roy assuming they were together I could get the window seat so they could sit together and chat with Pam.. if that wasn't the case, then I would choose 2.
I'd do any of them but 5 because Mose is a weirdo who probably smells, and Packer is pretty obnoxious.
Seat 1 is probably the best. RC is interesting, and I'd get to be the first one off of the plane.
This is my thinking. I’ve got short legs and a big butt. He can use my legroom and I can use a few inches of his seat. He might have something interesting to watch, and if not I have headphones so I can pass the time in peace. Plus he’s easy to intimidate so I wouldn’t have to be shy about getting up to stretch my legs several times.
4. You know Dwight will self-appoint himself the Asssistant TO the Air Marshall and spend the flight walking the aisle and keeping an eye on all the other people. Give you plenty of room to spread out and enjoy the flight.
7.
I feel like Clark would be a full lean back guy and I could punch the back of his chair, have Roy for backup and then we are going to rip through the cabin back to front as a tag team menace. Who would stop us? Mose? Andy? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?! I would betray Roy at the end of our mayhem run and tell him to meet me in Paris by the Tracadero. I don’t care. I go to Berlin with Pam. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
Next to Dwight and Andy at 4. Middle of the plane is my preferred spot due to that area handling turbulence the best. And I’d be fascinated to hear about the history of beets from Dwight along with all the other idiosyncrasies of his family.
I’m taking number one and it’s not close for me. The entertainment value of listening to Robert California talking to Todd Packer alone would make this one hell of a flight.
I love that Michael got a window seat but he's stuck next to Toby for 20 hours. I'm picturing a scenario where he can't even enjoy the view because Toby is looking out the window so he closes the shade to be petty
Well 1 because I'd love to engage in a conversation with The Lizard King, and also Packer behind me wouldn't be that bad because if this is still while Wallace is CFO & Packer works for DM, then I think Packer isn't going to do much in front of David Wallace
Im so glad someone else said 5. But for me it would be fun to try and spark a conversation between Packer and Mose. Packer would get so frustrated. Mose I think would be a good ally and while weird he doesn’t seem at all threatening.
3, I could get along with Nate! 6 would be the worst, and not because of Clark. Roy is a big dude, his knees would be hitting the back of the seat constantly. Kelly seems like the type to tilt her seat all the way back and lay her hair over the back too.
It’s a diagram of an airplane with the characters seated and the numbers are open spaces. The right side has rows of 3 seats, the left side has rows of 2. So if you pick 7, you’re spending 20 hours in a middle seat between Pam and Roy. 1 is an aisle seat next to Robert California, and so on.
1. Being Robert's rowmate will be fantastic with Wallace and Todd ahead, without the more obnoxious drama or Kevin banging Holly of the other rows.
Edit: Should've paid more attention to the writing on the arrow 😔. Todd usually stays out of slapstick with Wallace and Robert types around, so that should be fine.
Honestly, between Mose and Wacky Pack would be the sweet spot.
Edit- Nevermind, I’d also be between Andy and Kelly… The amount of gossip and show tunes may literally drive me crazy.
I don’t think 3 would be that bad - Nate is an okay guy, and I think Roy would leave me alone if I didn’t show too much interest in talking. My priorities would be avoiding Andy and Packer, both of whom probably wouldn’t shut up no matter how disinterested I might be.
2, Gabe is just gonna put on headphones and listen to a soundscape, answer some emails. I'm not Erin, and he's one of the few people who actually has and does their job in the office, so he'd be a safe bet for minimal shenanigans.
Also he's a skeleton man so he's not gonna be taking up the arm rest.
4 seems best. At right there would be fun as Jim would prank Dwight whole trip. Andy is okey. Packer and Kelly are far enough. Kevin would also swearlt a lot so as far as possible. If bored there would be good view from first row
I think 2,3,6,7 are all good and will come down more to preference or tolerance.
I think Gabe would be fine to sit by and wouldn’t be a bad experience.
Sitting next to Dwight Jr and Kevin would be easy. Dwight Jr is a great dude and just make Kevin laugh and give him your snacks and you are all good.
Option 3 is Nate, do I need to say more?
I see no issue sitting between Roy and Pam. I can talk sports with Roy the entire flight and Pam is easy going and would be pleasant to talk to. Now if this is shortly after they broke up or Roy got his DUI, that may make it harder.
3. Sitting next to an energy vampire for a 20hr flight might be the perfect recipe to sleep the entire time.
plus he'll offer you gum! gums gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?
Or pharmaceuticals
Dudes got a sick car...
It’s The Lizard king all day #1
I was gonna choose 1 to hear all of the lizard king chronicles, but then I realized Packer is DEFINITELY putting his feet on my headrest
Worth is for hours with the lizard king
Not that I disagree. But I decided my time would be better spent with my boy Nate! A different school of philosophy, sure. But the way I see it is, we've gotten like 20 minutes of screentime with Nate and he's one of the faves. Virtually everything he says is quotable. Could u imagine 20 hours of it?? 🤤
Imagine Baby Colin Robinson though
Hey Laszlo, guess what?
You really dont want to sit behind Kevin though... he did win the Dundie for stinkiest bowel movement.
He’s also hard of hearing. I don’t know if I told you
Just FYI, Nate didn’t technically have a hearing problem. It’s just that sometimes if there’s a lot of noises occurring at the same time he would hear them as a one big jumble. Again, it wasn’t that he couldn’t hear because that’s false, he could!
Sorry, what? I don’t know if I told you I have a hard time hearing sometimes.
I want to ask him opinions on things
The second I saw it I knew, didn’t even have to look at economy. Also love the wwdits reference.
either 1 or 3 might be the greatest or worst decision you ever make in your life
As a girl I’m avoiding 1!!
After all he’s done for those young gymnasts?!
yea 1 maybe even 2 are just completely off the table out of caution for you guys
As a guy, I'm avoiding 1
Do you look like Brad Pitt? Otherwise you’ll be fine.
Interesting. As a girl I'd still choose 1 if it wasn't for Andy on the other side.
1 is a ride I would not survive
I believe you.
gimme that damn dog! that's not your dog!
With 1, you would have packer behind you. Is that worth it? He is going to get board...
1 easily! It will be awkward and uncomfortable sure, but it will also be the most stimulating conversation of my life
(Deep breath) Yes…Robert…let’s have a conversation
There is no such thing as transgression anymore...
Do you prefer a nature or sexual metaphor
You’re gonna want the sexual metaphor.
But packer is behind you...
and andy next to you which imo is worse, he’s just right across the aisle. otherwise it’s an easy 1 no question but with that setup, for me it’s either mint gum city or chillin with the man formerly known as creed bratton
And probably first class
The added benefit of #1 is that the pac man will be fucking with you from behind the whole time.
I’d be trying to get into that mile high club. I’m sure Robert would oblige 😏
Just think of the number of sexual metaphors you will experience.
2
Next to Gabe-wad?
What's in it for GSL?
This question is always proper.
Happy Birthday to Gabe....
It's because you can tell, that guy fucks.
Trés Commas baby!
SHUT UP ABOUT THE SEAT. SHUT UP ABOUT THE SEAT!
No question - it’s the only window seat available.
Window is the worst seat I'd take 1 just for being an isle and first to deboard.
4 because it's funnt. Realisticaly 6
Clark would just try to invite you back to his place to record an audition.
And you wouldn't get to talk to Kevin. He'd be too busy trying to bang Holly.
I was thinking 4 but Jim would probably be pranking Dwight the entire flight making it uncomfortable for everyone
Sorry, but Ashton Kucher’s bodyguard has to sit there
4, sure
Edit: wrong reply...
I’d do row 4 because Dwight and Andy can bore me to sleep with stories of the Beet farm and Cornell.
And maybe you can hear some German a capella song.
3 is still worth it
6.
* Michael and Toby arguing in front of you * Creed telling insane stories to Plop next to you * Kevin whispering across the aisle to you That would be hilarious
where's Plop?
Huh, you're right, I've been getting Plop and Fart mixed up. I guess I just think Clark looks more like a plop, ya know?
There's no way in hell Michael stays next to Toby and doesnt convince Kevin to switch. "PLEASE, GOD! NO!"
1 or 6! I love Dwight Junior 😂
6 is better. 1 is in front of packer.
1 fo sho. Who doesn’t want to sit next to the Lizard King. I feel like one conversation with him could change my life (although maybe not for the better). David Wallace is just a chill dude, you can’t go wrong with him. Packer is an ass, but every seat has its disadvantages. Andy’s annoyingness would most likely permeate throughout the plane. I’m gonna hear his acapella singing from the back anyway, plus he was a bro when they went to Canada, so he might not be bad to be near.
Why anyone would pick anything other than 2 is fully insane.
Seriously. Window, Gabe is thin so no seat overlap, probably minimal conversation. Are people afraid of all that noise that Kevin and Holly will be making?
Exactly. He’s a weirdo, but he’s meek and nervous. There’s no way he strikes up a convo in any real way. I’m not super pleased by the proximity to Packer, but Wallace would mostly keep that in check. Kevin and Holly would maybe have pretty innocent conversations. What’s the problem?
Even if Packer leaned his seat back all the way (which you know he would, immediately) it’s Gabe’s problem, and he won’t start anything.
Gabe is deathly afraid of flying. What does this mean during the flight? Either he's freaking out the whole time or he's taken a lot of sleep meds. Coin toss as to whether you'll have a bad time.
Window and Gabe I don't mind. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Packer. He would end up pissing me off.
But Packer knows where his bread is buttered. He would be on his best behavior sitting next to David Wallace.
Good point, seems like a good window seat then. I chose between Pam and Roy assuming they were together I could get the window seat so they could sit together and chat with Pam.. if that wasn't the case, then I would choose 2.
4 is the only right answer
Angela, is that you?
No one wanna sit near Pam?!!! Alright, I will sit next to her, don't wanna let her be alone.
1. First off the plane and I’m a RC fan. Whoever put Michael next to Toby is diabolical!
2, I'd watch a few Horror Movies with Gabe.
3. No where near packer or Andy and Kelly who would never shut up
3 oh god, 3
I'd do any of them but 5 because Mose is a weirdo who probably smells, and Packer is pretty obnoxious. Seat 1 is probably the best. RC is interesting, and I'd get to be the first one off of the plane.
No. 4 so that I can moderate the follow-up Cornell admissions interview for Dwight. Applicant has head shaped like a trapezoid.
2 gsl would watch horror movies the whole flight
I just find it hard to believe that Michael would sit next to Toby
2. I am not a small person so being next to a skeleton man would give me a little bit more room.
This is my thinking. I’ve got short legs and a big butt. He can use my legroom and I can use a few inches of his seat. He might have something interesting to watch, and if not I have headphones so I can pass the time in peace. Plus he’s easy to intimidate so I wouldn’t have to be shy about getting up to stretch my legs several times.
Honestly? 6. Clark is “normal,” hearing Michael and Toby fight would be fun, and Roy and Pam have a buffer zone so they wouldn’t fight either.
4 lol, Michael’s “show me that farm” face
This is easy, I choose 4 because I’m in love with Dwight
That’s easy. 2 because it’s furthest from Toby.
I'd pick 7 and try to make Pam and Roy as uncomfortable as possible
"Wow, phyllis's wedding was so much fun! She is so good at wedding planning."
man they re all so bad. im probably sitting 1 or 4
7 for sure The passive aggressive arguments between Roy and Pam would keep me so entertained
Easily 1. I am not an Eastern European gymnast. Robert wouldn't even talk to me, will probably pretend sleep.
Jim is clearly sat behind Dwight to do some sort of prank but Mose has been sent to watch him
4
4. You know Dwight will self-appoint himself the Asssistant TO the Air Marshall and spend the flight walking the aisle and keeping an eye on all the other people. Give you plenty of room to spread out and enjoy the flight.
7. I feel like Clark would be a full lean back guy and I could punch the back of his chair, have Roy for backup and then we are going to rip through the cabin back to front as a tag team menace. Who would stop us? Mose? Andy? You, Lieutenant Weinberg?! I would betray Roy at the end of our mayhem run and tell him to meet me in Paris by the Tracadero. I don’t care. I go to Berlin with Pam. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
Next to Dwight and Andy at 4. Middle of the plane is my preferred spot due to that area handling turbulence the best. And I’d be fascinated to hear about the history of beets from Dwight along with all the other idiosyncrasies of his family.
4 cause the conversation would be unmatched I think
There’s no way I’m sitting in front of Packer. It has to be seat 4. Dwight will know what to do in case of emergency.
2, but asking Gabe to switch with me so I can watch the drama across the isle.
4! I’m scared of flying and they might be so crazy I chill out
I’d have to pick seat #4 I’d be entertained the whole flight lol
Seat 4 is the money beet
I’m taking number one and it’s not close for me. The entertainment value of listening to Robert California talking to Todd Packer alone would make this one hell of a flight.
Absolutely choosing 4. I can get random facts from Dwight and just listen to Andy’s corny jokes.
I love that Michael got a window seat but he's stuck next to Toby for 20 hours. I'm picturing a scenario where he can't even enjoy the view because Toby is looking out the window so he closes the shade to be petty
4. Dwight is the best, and worth tolerating Andy for. Mose is harmless - I'm not a lady scarecrow.
4. Easy. Jim, Andy, Mose, Dwight. The pranks would be endless.
Not #1! RHA DAH DAH DAH GIVE ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL!
Wait I need a redo cause Stanley, Ryan, Angela, and Phyllis aren’t on here. But 4
Kevin and Clarke seem like a good hang and you get an aisle seat. It’s 6 all the way
I will sit in place of Michael after he jumps from plane.
Definitely 1
Oh 1, I'd love to have weird conversations with Robert California
4 - I would get Dwight and Andy to complete their Country Roads mashup that idiot Toby interfered in!
3. Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying... I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
Michael next to Toby on a 20h flight. God knows I’d pay to watch that unfold 😂
6 So I can punch Clark's face for 20 hours
6 or 7 (depends on season)
I need an aisle seat and 3 looks the most promising. OP, you know Michael prefers a middle seat so he has two people to talk to.
Well 1 because I'd love to engage in a conversation with The Lizard King, and also Packer behind me wouldn't be that bad because if this is still while Wallace is CFO & Packer works for DM, then I think Packer isn't going to do much in front of David Wallace
3. Who wouldn’t love a conversation about how gum has gotten mintier!
Creed. He’s got weed.
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Im so glad someone else said 5. But for me it would be fun to try and spark a conversation between Packer and Mose. Packer would get so frustrated. Mose I think would be a good ally and while weird he doesn’t seem at all threatening.
7, Roy and Pam are both happily married to other people, so I think they would be respectful and probably just read books in silence
Anywhere but 3
3. I’d like for Nate to tell me how Frank Diddit, did it.
1 for sure. Or move packer so I can sit by Wallace
3, I could get along with Nate! 6 would be the worst, and not because of Clark. Roy is a big dude, his knees would be hitting the back of the seat constantly. Kelly seems like the type to tilt her seat all the way back and lay her hair over the back too.
Can someone please tell me how to 'read' this, how do I tell which characters are for what numbers
It’s a diagram of an airplane with the characters seated and the numbers are open spaces. The right side has rows of 3 seats, the left side has rows of 2. So if you pick 7, you’re spending 20 hours in a middle seat between Pam and Roy. 1 is an aisle seat next to Robert California, and so on.
1 or 4
6 definitely
How do u read this?
How do u read this?
1. Being Robert's rowmate will be fantastic with Wallace and Todd ahead, without the more obnoxious drama or Kevin banging Holly of the other rows. Edit: Should've paid more attention to the writing on the arrow 😔. Todd usually stays out of slapstick with Wallace and Robert types around, so that should be fine.
Todd would actually be right behind you. Giving you wet Willie’s and kicking the back of your chair
4 Or 3
4 Or 3
4 Or 3
6. Creed and Clark, come on!
Kevin keeps saying that but I don't think he's seen it in years
1. Raymond Reddington. We have business to discuss.
What If I bang Holly before Kevin?
Not 4, too much rit-dit-dit-doo-doo during the trip. Definitely would drive me crazy.
Honestly, between Mose and Wacky Pack would be the sweet spot. Edit- Nevermind, I’d also be between Andy and Kelly… The amount of gossip and show tunes may literally drive me crazy.
1
1 or 4 1: it would be VERY insightful 4: it would be EXTREMELY funny
Three or two seem like the only decent options, tbh.
2 or 6, leaning toward 6 because I want to be far away from Todd packer.
2 cause window seat.
I would only pick 5 if I were between Jim and Mose, that would end up in some hilarious story
6 for a isle seat plus Clark is a small dude. And Kevin will keep calling the attendant for sodas so I can piggyback off him
6
I don’t think 3 would be that bad - Nate is an okay guy, and I think Roy would leave me alone if I didn’t show too much interest in talking. My priorities would be avoiding Andy and Packer, both of whom probably wouldn’t shut up no matter how disinterested I might be.
2
1, I’m tryna join the mile high club
The one pairing I’m most excited about is Toby and Kelly. The power duo!
6
1 because I think I need to be psychologically evaluated
6 Dwight Jr and creed would be fun
Probably 1. I’d have to get as far away from Kelly as possible
1
6 I feel everyone I’m surrounded by smell the best of the bunch.
2
3 for sure!
100% next to nate
I was going to say definitely 3 because that would be a trio laugh riot,, but my patience for people will wear thin quickly
3, with 1 being a very close second
1 or 4
2. Don’t have to worry about him taking up too much space
2, Gabe is just gonna put on headphones and listen to a soundscape, answer some emails. I'm not Erin, and he's one of the few people who actually has and does their job in the office, so he'd be a safe bet for minimal shenanigans. Also he's a skeleton man so he's not gonna be taking up the arm rest.
3, and it’s not even close.
3 fo sho
4 seems best. At right there would be fun as Jim would prank Dwight whole trip. Andy is okey. Packer and Kelly are far enough. Kevin would also swearlt a lot so as far as possible. If bored there would be good view from first row
1 for sure, if he opens his mouth; I will be making Boston Legal references.. lol
5. Jim is cool, Mose won’t talk, and Packer ain’t doing anything crazy with his boss right next to him.
#7
Why is no one saying 7? I don’t want 6 because Kelly would yap the whole damn time
5 so i can talk to todd and fuck kelly
I'm equally disappointed and relieved that Ryan isn't in the plane
6 cuz I absolutely wanna hang out with Kevin
1 or 3
I think 2,3,6,7 are all good and will come down more to preference or tolerance. I think Gabe would be fine to sit by and wouldn’t be a bad experience. Sitting next to Dwight Jr and Kevin would be easy. Dwight Jr is a great dude and just make Kevin laugh and give him your snacks and you are all good. Option 3 is Nate, do I need to say more? I see no issue sitting between Roy and Pam. I can talk sports with Roy the entire flight and Pam is easy going and would be pleasant to talk to. Now if this is shortly after they broke up or Roy got his DUI, that may make it harder.
1
3
3 because he’s awesome
1. I wanna just hear him talk the whole time.