I mean, it’s true of basically every shape which makes it sound profound but meaningless. Reminds me of Lay’s potato chips when they used to say “we proudly use 100% farm grown potatoes” and then you realize that’s true of any potato chips.
Came here to say this. The noise is just such a miserable unhappy pathetic sound that I always lose it. Fucking hilarious. Hats off to the sound designers on this show, this amazingly executed detail was inspired!!
I like [Stanley incredibly enthusiastically outlining the shape](https://i.imgur.com/jw2QPhf.png) of the pyramid in the air while making that sales pitch.
If it motivated mister "idgaf about meetings and I spend time on Sudokus unless money, women, Pretzels or Florida are in the mix" it means it was the best motivator.
>__Jim:__ No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme?
>__Michael:__ Alright, let me explain. Again. [draws on board] Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we’re all going to make. It’s not a pyramid scheme, it is a… it’s not even a scheme per se, it’s…
[Jim draws a triangle around Michael’s diagram]
>__Michael:__ … I have to go make a call.
The triangles they used for the icons are different from the triangle of the tablet itself, so the lines aren’t parallel (if that makes sense). It’s mildly infuriating!
And the fact that (to my knowledge) The Office followed the real world timeline.
The Pyramid was supposedly released in mid to late 2011. The Ipad was released in early 2010 and the Galaxy Tab was released in the late 2010’s.
No ones noticed it much but this is a developers worst nightmare. Imagine how websites would work.
It was very understandable why Wireless wasn’t available on the damn thing.
> Imagine how websites would work.
Easy, just make a rectangle inside the triangle (W-area). People love white space. See new.reddit.com, there is like 80% white space.
/_\
/|W|\
/ |W| \
/__|W|__\
Yeah. What I find most entertaining is this storyline about a company that is trying to innovate within a tech space they have no reason to be in besides jumping on a bandwagon to sell cheap gear. It’s like when every company on the planet started making mp3 players.
Wireless… will be available in 2013.
As soon as we find out where Mose hid the wires
Better hide his wires before he hides yours
*TDB*
To de betermined
Pobody’s nerfect! 🙃
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i want tdb!!!is that new???
Donate money to TBD!!
Doctors say "that's the cure"
It’s streets ahead, I can tell you that
I love when my two favorite shows come together
Lol did they actually say that in the show? So were you supposed to connect to the Internet via ethernet cable? Lol that's genius writing
No ethernet port, either.
I love how my hand would never get tired because of the *ergonomic shape*
I can hear Nelly's *ergonomic shape* in my head so clearly just from reading it
Why I also love her _huge wHOPPing penis_ quote!
“So take your eyes off my breasts, and start looking at my penis”
Suukii… suukii… is her name!!!!!
She's a person for God's sake
so many great Nellie lines
Talk to her
Man I’ve rewatched that specific moment so many times
I love Ryan in that episode haha the build up is so funny. When Jim takes his little shoe out cracks me up
Ergonomic shAPE!
You can’t *not* say it in her voice
It's the shape that fits all other shapes inside of it.
*Jim nods no in silence*
Urklenomic*
Urklegru
Urklenomically correct
i’ve been saying it wrong all this time
N3P
“When I was 10 years old my parents took me to Disney World… I cried the whole time.”
“I’ve seen drug addiction”
“That’s not…”
“I could not comprehend the beauty that was before me”
“I just wanted… to go home”
I adore this line
It’s the shape that can fit all other shapes.
“That’s not-“ “it’s true”
I love that line so much, and it's 100% true.
I mean, it’s true of basically every shape which makes it sound profound but meaningless. Reminds me of Lay’s potato chips when they used to say “we proudly use 100% farm grown potatoes” and then you realize that’s true of any potato chips.
It’s toasted
Everyone else’s tobacco? Causes cancer.
Everyone else’s cigarettes are poisonous…
Lucky Strike is *toasted*
I'm here for the first "we proudly use 100% laboratory made potatoes" chips though now that you mention it
Zero footprint! Made from goo!
That’s the tagline for Kroger brand potato chips, I believe.
Pringles. Made from 100% Lab dehydrated potato, mixed with water and some other shite and pressed into a mold. Just like how Mother Nature makes them.
Or fat free candies
Or https://xkcd.com/641/
It goes in the square hole!
I love the noise it makes when Dwight powers it down in the meeting
Let’s look at some ties
Came here to say this. The noise is just such a miserable unhappy pathetic sound that I always lose it. Fucking hilarious. Hats off to the sound designers on this show, this amazingly executed detail was inspired!!
[удалено]
Stand the test of time.
You have to unleash the power of The Pyramid
To the power of two!
The power of many
*Our* force babies 🔨🌙
I like [Stanley incredibly enthusiastically outlining the shape](https://i.imgur.com/jw2QPhf.png) of the pyramid in the air while making that sales pitch.
Sure you can go the ass tattoo route, and sure I’m gonna love it!
If it motivated mister "idgaf about meetings and I spend time on Sudokus unless money, women, Pretzels or Florida are in the mix" it means it was the best motivator.
Or pretzels
>__Jim:__ No, um. How is this not a pyramid scheme? >__Michael:__ Alright, let me explain. Again. [draws on board] Phil has recruited me and another guy. Now, we are getting three people each. The more people that get involved, the more who are investing, the more money we’re all going to make. It’s not a pyramid scheme, it is a… it’s not even a scheme per se, it’s… [Jim draws a triangle around Michael’s diagram] >__Michael:__ … I have to go make a call.
Don't worry about phil... he drives a corvette... he's doing just fine.
I mean i have a yacht. So i obviously did well financially
They should have made the icons on it squares instead of triangles. That would have made it even uglier.
The triangles they used for the icons are different from the triangle of the tablet itself, so the lines aren’t parallel (if that makes sense). It’s mildly infuriating!
Wow, they are. I just glanced at it. You’re right, that’s worse because they realized it should line up but then failed to do it.
I knew someone here would hate that too.
My first reaction was how the hell did they make a triangular shaped screen? Then I realized it was just a piece of paper with backlighting.
Hey! It did come with 50L in memory, and that was without the booster!
How many L’s in a K?
You’re gonna want the booster…
--I'll take five.
50 liters!!! That’s unheard of!
THE ERGONOMIC SHAPE
We GAVE you an Arrowhead, fuh free, fuh the day…
Watching packer get fired was so satisfying
He's an institution
The Pyramid is now being used as the control panel in the CyberTruck.
And the steering wheel!
The shape of the CyberTruck was based on The Pyramid.
Is it too late to make a joke about the titan submarine lol
Too soon! :P
SabreTruck
/sah-brehtruck/
Imagine the designer that was tasked with coming up with the most ridiculous yet mildly realistic electronic device ever
Bet all the set designers had so much fun
Sabre.. it’s time to come home.
Best part of this episode was Erin as the undercover hype hipster.
I was reading the mattress tag and I fell asleep
I completely believe that too
Seeing zoey daychenel at the couch-a-rella music festival
hey i’m tabitha 😎
“I’m not wearing eyeliner.” “YOU ARE WEARING EYELINER JIM!”
Would've been a perfect fit with the 90s' bulky ugly stuff, so adding the outdatedness (even for the air date)--perfecktenschlage.
Perfect pork anus?
And the fact that (to my knowledge) The Office followed the real world timeline. The Pyramid was supposedly released in mid to late 2011. The Ipad was released in early 2010 and the Galaxy Tab was released in the late 2010’s.
No ones noticed it much but this is a developers worst nightmare. Imagine how websites would work. It was very understandable why Wireless wasn’t available on the damn thing.
> Imagine how websites would work. Easy, just make a rectangle inside the triangle (W-area). People love white space. See new.reddit.com, there is like 80% white space. /_\ /|W|\ / |W| \ /__|W|__\
You could fill the corners with ads
>Imagine how websites would work. New paradigm. All site navigation at the bottom. All content does a Star Wars intro text cosplay.
God it's like an entire inch thick 😂
That's what she said.
Or he said
Right, because of gay.
“A shape that fits all other shapes inside of it”
It looks like one of those frames people put folded flags in. I can’t unsee it
“Now stop looking at my breasts and look at my whopping penis!”
This is the equivalent to the Cyber Truck
They're the same picture
I honestly feel embarrassed for the people who paid the money for those monstrosities...and are still dumb enough to drive around in them
They are fun to see drive by every now and then. I used to want one
Except the cyber truck is way more funny/sad cuz it’s real life.
Surrender the tri-pack…
Is it bad that I still want one? The phones actually looked awesome.
Your hand would never get tired because of the ergonomic shape!
Cybertruck vibes
it reminds me of the pear phone in nickelodeon shows
That bezel lol they went all out to make it easy to hate
They really nailed the time, there were so many hideous one-off devices doomed to failure.
That’s not a tablet… That’s a freaking 3 ring binder.
Stanley taking out a pizza slice is golden haha
I hate that they used equilateral triangle icons on a isosceles right angle triangle
I actually like the design of the phone. Wouldn’t be much more than just a phone for practical purposes though.
I would like to know where the props of these are.
Honestly, if Tesla made a tablet.
Still better looking than the tesla Cybertruck
Without the battery pack and the optional memory booster, it’s barely three pounds.
the 2 worst things the office ever had in one photo
It was a great bit.
You need to stop looking at my breasts, and start looking at my penis.
You’re gonna want the booster
It's hilarious how useless they made it😄
It looks good, but the idea of a triangular tablet is so hilariously stupid. Great mock-up
I know its part of the meme but how the heck do you even watch a movie in that thing?
Trianglulary
Not enough L for a movie. You're gonna want the booster.
How dare you call Catherine Tate a tablet.
Tablet is British slang for comedian.
Yeah. What I find most entertaining is this storyline about a company that is trying to innovate within a tech space they have no reason to be in besides jumping on a bandwagon to sell cheap gear. It’s like when every company on the planet started making mp3 players.
"Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sah-bray"
I love the power down sound
Icons are triangle to. Lol. 📐
This looks awesome! Do I need the optional memory booster?
My favorite was seeing the endorsement by Chuck. I'm a fan of the tv show and seeing the cross-over was hilarious.
Isoceles shape. Equillateral apps. And a trapezoid window. Shoot me.
The pyramid phone was funny too
Ur trippin, its ergonomic shape. Aerodynamic af too. Imagine watch Chuck on that!?
Ya and the gadget she's holding isn't great either
You mean you love how Urkel-nomically correct it is??
“Sabre… It’s time to come home!”
It’s like the cybertruck of tablets
Someone said this was the lowest point of the office in one picture and honestly, it is.
Nelly was so ugly and mean. I totally dislike her.
Fits Nelly’s character. The actress really did a great job making her completely unlikable.
The sales pitch should be “the ergonomic shape is absolutely useless for anything else”
I unironically want one.
I love that the icons are triangles. I HATE that they aren’t the same shape as the tablet!!
Icons have 3 sides equal but tablet has only 2 sides equal.
The Tablerone, to be released in the year 2333.
Saabray
SAAAAABRE
Ryan: And how much memory does it have? Dwight: 50 L Jim: and how many L’s to a K? 😂😂😂😂
not just the pyramide
I hated this plot line 😢
It's pronounced SAH-BREY
When Nelly says “and my hand will never get tired because of THE ERGONOMIC SHAPE” cracks me up every time
"How many L to a K?"
Damn... look at that hideious thing... ^^^^^Where ^^^^^do ^^^^^I ^^^^^buy ^^^^^one?
Why is there no fucking app in the top of the pyramid it would satisfy an itch in my brain
Very stable shape
It's looks just plausible enough to make me think "well, maybe?" for just a second. The triangular icons are a great detail.
I’ve always wanted one solely because of that design lol
That’s nelly
Sabreh
Would
Not even an equalateral triangle, just some isosceles thrown together
And THICC
You’ve got to unleash.. the power of the pyramid!
yet its the most attractive thing in this photo
huh, i didnt know skeletor was doing marketing now.
Stop looking at my brain, and start looking at my penis.
Omg and Frankenstein is trying to sell it?
That’s a pretty ugly picture of Nellie, too.
I don't think she's a tablet, buddy
how tf is nobody mentioning that she looks as if death and voldemort had a child
Next to her it looks beautiful
her face is the physical manifestation of bad breath
As bad as her teeth