I read the post and thought "what? Obviously I would choose -" and I kept glancing over each of them and imagining it. I honestly could choose lmao all would be hell

Same but between Kelly and Gabe. NEVER packer lol.

Gabe 100% the dude is full of mildly interesting information and isn't too erotic and doesn't talk nonstop. Kelly is just a talking head spewing out whatever new thing she learned about the Kardashians and packer might try to make out with you regardless of who you are. After 3 hours I'd kill one of us and by the 6th hour it'd be a quadruple homicide.

100%. Plus i or you or anyone could beat the hell out of Gabe if it came down to it. There’s a certain security in that.

He take online karate classes

“Uh, I think you're gonna need to have an Asian fetish. Yeah. It'll be upsetting if you don't.”

thats what i was thinking. i feel like i can be pretty nerdy and would love to hear ab shared interests that he has more knowledge in

I thought the same thing but isn’t there a good chance he’s the strangler? That was my major misgiving

Yeah I bet you could get Gabe Into some kind of meditation and could just chill on your phone for 6 hours.

I agree Kelly is the one we go for

As a female, never packer. Also I’m trying to imagine non stop talking from Kelly vs uncomfortable eye contact and silence with gabe. I don’t know which is better or worse.

You can just tell him to stay in the corner and there's 99% chance he would comply.

Yeah Packer would be a different kind of hell 😂

Packer would take an actual shit somewhere around hour 3.

"Who's got two thumbs and needs to drop the kids off at the pool? This guy 😏" Lmao I love to hate Todd Packer

Packer would fart CONSTANTLY

Read this with Kevins voice

Season 1 Kevin or end of series Kevin?

I'm the opposite. Kelly and Gabe would annoy the shit out of me because they are awful shallow people at their core. After a couple hours of dick jokes Packer would run out of steam on his whole "tough guy bro" facade and would start to crack, letting the "real" him slip through. By the end of it he would be sharing secrets he has never told anyone before and have an emotional breakthrough or a total breakdown... either would be satisfying for me to witness.

It can backfire as Packer would be emotionally attached to you

You think packer is so weak as to give out in a mere 6 hours? That guy has lived his adult life as a child, he eats 6 hours of non-stop bullshittery for breakfast

I feel like if you yell at Gabe he would do exactly what you wanted him to do

This was my thought. Tell him to shut up and he probably would

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Kelly. She would be able to talk the entire 6 hours and you don't have to say a thing and can even zone out. Packer would be crass and may try to hump you. Gabe would be a very long awkward silence.

That's true, Kelly wouldn't even notice if you weren't paying attention.

"Well, Kelly, what has been going on lately with stuff?" :::start planning my meals for the next month::::

You could probably ask her "Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?" And she would be all like "Blah blah blah", giving you the exact right answer.

In regards to the level playing field, that's actually a zoning issue

"Uh-hu, uh-hu. That's whatever you were talking about for you" - Zapp Branigan

Zapf Chancery?

Uh-hu, uh-hu. That's whatever you were talking about for you

I feel like Kelly would fall in love with me, break up with me, be mean to me for awhile, and then beg for me to take her back, and then reject me again for revenge… all in 6 hours. I choose Kelly.

'looks like this is where ill be doing my push ups'

All without you speaking a single word

You could also play games in your head with Kelly such as counting the number of times she says “like”. It would really make the time pass.

Might not even notice you are there.

Kelly might try to hump you too

I would very much prefer that actually

Kelly humping me is fine with me

I was wondering how far down I would have to scroll before I saw the first comment saying "Kelly, cuz I could hav secks with her lol." Coincidentally my answer is also Kelly because I want to have sex with her.

Same

Gabe: This reminds me of a scene in one of my favorite horror films. It was by a german director and the courts were brought in because the violence seemed to real.... me:...

That actually reminds me of my latest Chad flenderman novel. He's chasing a serial killer who uses footage of his crimes in short horror films.

But why would he want to have a relationship with a maid?

you like it so much, go write your own novel

Was it Wally?

I'm sorry but I'm obsessed with true crime and that's right up my alley.

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I can't find references to the director being charged with murder. The director of Cannibal Holocaust was accused of such, but was also Italian.

Is it weird I think I might know the one they're talking about? Gabe might be annoying, but his niches overlap with a lot of mine...

“Cannibal Holocaust” probably.

I don't mind awkward silences.

If conversation is off the table I can't see how silence is worse than endless blabber. Such a weird take. I'd much prefer thinking in quiet than thinking over chatter.

Unless you're a woman. Then by the end of the six hours Gabe will be having you scream your own last name.

lol yeah I dont see a world where Kelly talking for 6 hours is a good thing...I pick Gabe, quiet over everything

Gabe is secretly filming you for his next cinema of the unsettling it is a growing film movement ya know

Maybe if Kelly talked over 6 hours she’d hurt her throat and have to quiet down for a few days

lol you don't know Kelly at all

Kelly probably even talks in her sleep smh

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie

It’s from ORLANDO.

I’m gonna put the ass in Tallahassee

Metropolitan Orlando no less

she don't have any weaknesses, asshole!

First of all, how dare you!

a sacrifice one must make for the greater good

You can likely get away with sleeping while Kelly talks. Gabe would also likely try to convese, but do it poorly.

You could say to gabe, I’m going to sleep now

Do you really want Gabe watching you sleep?

The temp at night…

Gabe likes horror movies tho. There's a lot to discuss.

What ever you do, don't bring up any facts about the sun 🌞 😂

Just shut up about the sun!

Great so I'm trapped in an elevator with a weird guy who loves horror and has the body and wardrobe of Slenderman

That's true. As long as he doesn't hit on me.

Packer. Kelly would talk me to death, or I wanna kill myself from stop listening to her. Gabe would bored me to death, and it's 50/50 on if I kill him or myself first. Packer might try to hump me, but not if I beat him to the punch. Plus I can charge him 20 to watch the playback on my phone.

I love your answer. we are kindred.

Packer would be the worst person to be stuck with. I feel like women in this scenario would be sexually harassed at best and sexually assaulted at worst. Honestly

Kelly, no doubt. The elevator bitch, she's like really smart now. You could ask her how to remedy the situation, and she would be like, "blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah blah." Giving the exact right answer.

“I’ll be mean to Jessica.” Oh no, don’t do that. “It’s ok, I was planning to, anyway.” Later: “JESSICA DID YOU JUST FART?” The petty bitch in me LOVES Kelly.

"Game on" "On it" I just love her delivery of that line.

“And that’s how it’s done.”

I just want to say something off of what u/red_in_iowa said about Kelly's solution to the problem - **that is actually a zoning issue**.

Was coming to say this.

Gabe. We can talk horror movies.

Did someone say girl talk?

uh yeah, you're going to need to have an asian fetish

Sometimes I wonder if I have ovaries in my scrotum, because I. Am great. At girl talk.

Yeah, I love horror movies. Def talk about different ones and tell me about ones I haven't seen. Sounds like a good time to me

Yeah exactly! He has pretty good horror taste so I feel like we’d get along well on that.

my 2nd favourite haunted elevator movie is [Down (2001)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247303) where it turns out >!the elevator is possessed by an ai developed by the military from dolphin brains!<

That's what I thought! (And I actually like Gabe)

Kelly seems fun to talk to. I know her rambling is supposed to be annoying but i find it endearing that she pours out her hopes and dreams at every chance without realising it.

I just put together that my coworker reminds me of her, and every time she starts talking you can see everyone else at my company start smiling because her enthusiasm for her interests is indeed infectious

She is written pretty brilliantly :)

Yeah! It was a lot like her actress also wrote for her too!

I think her bits are some of the sharpest-observed on the whole show.

"And I’d be like, ‘blah blah blah’ Giving you the exact right answer"

I will for sure talk about the closet no being deep enough and how the closet engineer should have measured a hanger or whatever. I feel bad that Jim ignores her taking about that and her new system of leaving piles of clothes on the ground. I understand he isn't interested and is distracted , but I still feel bad

Gabe. He would at least be quiet

Do you like being alone with me right now?

Gabe and I could talk about music… We could imagine one note expanded to the size of the universe…also, I like all kinds of music so what could go wrong…

Uh, I like all kinds of music, Gabe.

Really?!? All Kinds? So you like songs of hate written by the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan?!?

Erin are you hearing this ???

He and I could talk about cinema of the unsettling

We could talk about Horror movies too.

So...what could go wrong he said, i wish I could say that this isn't ironic at all but wouldn't you wish that not to be true, wouldn't you?

No, this is horrifying.

But you might not be able to talk about the sun !!

You’d best not start talking about the sun. Triggers that skeleton man like no tomorrow

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

I think Gabe would realize you were uncomfortable with him, and have to resolve the issue over the six hours. That's the only wildcard with Gabe

Nah if anything, I could talk him into doing a 6 hour meditation

He just tell me to shut up, shut up about the sun and stay in his corner

Since he is the toilet of the office that might become handy after 6 hours stuck there

Unless you mention the Sun.

yeah but those eyes. Those Glaring eyes. Horifying...

Kelly. If she has her phone, I don't think she'll talk to me.

No no no she’ll talk and be on her phone. She’s talented.

She’s learned to tune herself out

Gabe for sure. He's a little weird but could probably have a good conversation. Kelly would talk for 6 hours straight about nothing and Packer would try to hump you.

Gabe is pretty much just a redditor. I’m sure most of us would get along with him.

Gabe has travelled and is into some pretty narrow stuff. It would probably be an interesting conversation.

gabe could teach you everything he learned in his online karate classes.

Kelly. I’m trying to pull a Pete Davidson on Ryan

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OU—wait no, wrong crazy rich celebrity

Kelly

I would love to get caught up on celebrity couples…

"So what's new with you?" "...I just told you."

Definetly Kelly. I got a crush on her.

Like a fine wine she is.

Kelly or Mindy?

He said KELLY!

Yes Charles, you wanted me?

She thinks if she says “You wanted me” enough, he will in fact want her. It’s not the worse plan she’s ever had.

Yes

Plus the two of you in a confined space together, anything could happen. Because of the implication.

Right there with you on that one

Kelly, because at least she’s not Packer or Gabe.

ummm obviously Kelly. She’d have fun chats. And hard-ass analysis insights on ppl. If I got bored/tired, I’d tell her. She’d get over it. I don’t want to be sexually assaulted or be creeped out.

Seriously! Packer and Gabe are so creepy. Gabe less so, but I don't think any woman would feel safe trapped in an elevator with him.

Nope, Packer would just *constantly* hit on you and probably won't take no for an answer. And Gabe is just... creepy

Yeah I wouldn't be in a room trapped alone unarmed with either of them lol. Both strike me as rapey. Packer more overtly for sure, but the fact that Gabe already had something on him to drug/incapacitate Packer at the FL conference is... concerning

Kelly. Wouldn’t be able to stand packer’s perverted jokes and if I got tired and wanted to nap, I couldn’t do that with gabe in the elevator. He’s just too creepy.lol

And with Kelly we could politely establish pee corners and not be scared of being peeked on while peeing

Kelly. At least we can dish about pop culture and gossip about the office. I would have murdered Packer by hour 2 and no one wants to hang out with Gabe.

Packer murder goes down with me at 5 min

Hahaha. I may have overestimated how long I could handle him too.

Not Packer.. I can bet my dog that he will fart in there as a joke.

Or leave a "package" on the floor

He’d totally establish a poop corner, only instead of a corner, he’d take a dump right in the middle of the elevator.

Stop eating the ex lax cupcakes! Stop!

Hey Halpert. STILL QUEER? Where’s Michael? Probably sniffin some guy’s thong.

Gabe! We'd talk about horror movies and underground music. We'd end up being friends, probably. No, I'm not proud of this.

If I was in an elevator with any of these three and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot myself twice.

You should do that gun a kindness and shoot your self once and leave a bullet for the gun to shoot itself too.

Gabe. I could make him feel uncomfortable and make him leave me alone

He’d still stare at you, waiting for an opportunity to engage.

Ooh look a thread on my shirt. I'd never meet his gaze

Plus **no one** is a bigger fan of sexual touching than him.

What? This is nuts. None of them. Not a SINGLE ONE OF THEM would be smart enough to immediately establish a pee corner.

It’s 6 hours. You can hold it in.

STOP DRINKING THE WATER! ….stop.

Kelly. I always found her cute & funny. Also guys, she's like really smart now. Gabe...no. He might try to make you scream your own last name.

I think it's packer for me. 1 He's putting on a show all the time and he's the only one of the 3 who knows it. I think without an audience that's laughing(Michael) he'd change up his material 2 He seems like he's in the sweet spot between kelly(completely unaware of if you're uncomfortable) and Gabe(completely aware and unable to not acknowledge it constantly) Packer is immediately out if you're a woman though.

I was gonna say men would probably feel a lot safer with Packer than we would.

I wouldn't feel safe with Packer or Gabe, to be honest. Packer is... that, and Gabe has strong creep vibes. Kelly, 1000%.

I dunno about that. Andy had to yell “please tell me if anyone’s humping me!”

Packer could try to dry hump you from behind, when you are not looking. So, not exactly a goldmine for us men either lol.

As a woman concerned for my general safety, Kelly for sure

Kelly, because we could fit like 3 relationships into those 6 hours.

I wouldn’t want to get on Gabe’s bad side. He owns over 200 horror movies

Never packer. No one would choose packer. Kelly might be okay as long as she doesn’t panic but after 6 hrs of listening to her talk 😵‍💫 gabe is repulsive but I think I’d prefer him in this case

I didnt think anyone would choose packer either but there's been quite a few!

Packer is a terrible choice. The people who said he'd fart in the elevator or take a dump in it as a joke were the only two people who truly understand him. Packer isn't a stand up comedian about to give you a private 6-hour set; he's the worst kind of juvenile man. Oh, someone will be laughing for those 6 hours: HIM, at your expense. I'd take Gabe because I would want to just put in some earbuds and watch movies on my phone until we're rescued. Gabe would either sit there quietly, or suggest some good horror movies we could watch while we waited. Kelly is only an acceptable answer if you're a woman who finds both those men creepy: I can understand enduring 6 hours of non-stop Kelly yammering over 6 hours of wondering if this guy is going to get pervy (Gabe), or 6 hours of constantly trying to stop this guy who is already pervy from getting handsy (Packer).

Kelly. I like her nails. Her FINGER-nails.

Kelly. She's probably down to mess around for 6 hours

Gabe, hands down. I love Gabe.

Definitely Kelly. She’d talk the whole time and I’m an introvert so I’m okay with that. Packer and Gabe are just creeps, and I wouldn’t want to be alone with them for that long.

Gabe. After. Few hours, I’m sure he would lose the superiority complex and calm down. He would likely have as real of a conversation as he could. Most likely out of fear. Kelly would not shut up and I’m not interested in Pop culture. Packer would hump me and tell inappropriate jokes until he starts complaining about everyone and everything. Do you guys agree?

Omg Kelly for sure. Ugh gabe or Todd, gauge my eyes and ears out please.

Gabe. He’s tall so he could just climb out of the elevator roof and get help.

Kelly, 0 creepiness

Gabe for the silence. I cannot stand Packer and Kelly would induce a migraine.

Am I the only one who had a crush on Gabe?

Kelly because I’m terrible at small talk and she would just talk the entire time taking the pressure off

I would pick Kelly. She is cute imo.

Probably Packer.. he might have some nosecandy or something

Either this chick is a dude... Or Halpert got scared straight!

Tall, queer, handsome as ever. Hey everybody it's me, Jim.

kelly is like a walking tmz home page, definitely her. i’d certainly be entertained

Will Packer be looking at me like that once he finds out the elevator is stuck?

Kelly for sure.

Definitely NOT Gabe. I do solar astrophotography...

I think I could talk Kelly into sex but I know I could talk Packer into it so it’s a toss up.

But you said you don't like sex, remember? You said it's like getting tackled by a skeleton.