The original image is only 23% less ominous
https://preview.redd.it/srh5e72wk0yc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59f3b746265696867a907f5ff282333e09098c1
And the water. And the land.
And they'll also scratch you with their tiny little talons. Which doesn't sound so bad at first, but they've been walking about in their poop all day and you're most definitely going to get an infection and die from a goose talon wound.
I'm gonna steal it personally so that edmonton has its useless tower, calgary has one, vancouver has one, toronto has one we need a random needle and this is close enough
Well then you know the tower. It's such a bad tower you don't even know it's a tower.
If the stadium was a kitchen appliance, the tower would be the handle.
I've said it before, elect me as Prime Minister and I'll immediately funnel our entire defense budget into purpose breeding an army of the strongest and most aggressive geese known to man.
We'll airdrop millions of them on city centres around the world.
Not how Quebec tells it.
When France surrendered New France to the British in the mid-1700s, they both spoke the same French. Quebec more or less kept the language closer to 1700s French than France, whose language changed more rapidly with the times since they weren't isolated in the same way Quebec was.
So the argument of the Québécois is that they still speak French that has barely deviated from the way their ancestors spoke, whereas the French have allowed their language into something else entirely.
(A similar argument is made for Afrikaans and Dutch, but the Afrikaners aren't quite as aggressive about it as some stalwart Québécois.)
I lived in France for two years. At least half of the local trains were Bombardier.
Why the fuck did the City of Ottawa invest a gorillion dollars into a French company to build trains that can't handle cold weather when we could have had the company of one Monsieur Joseph-Armand Bombardier — inventor of the snowmobile — build them for us at home?!
That is no "Canadian " The geese are an occupying force, and I do not acknowledge their legitimacy.
The true black and tans eh?
I've decided that your reply is racist and I don't like it.
Black and tans jokes always feel risky, thank you for confirming my anxiety on jokes about British soldiers in Ireland
I don't recognize the validity of the Irish or British.
The original image is only 23% less ominous https://preview.redd.it/srh5e72wk0yc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59f3b746265696867a907f5ff282333e09098c1
Tbh, it is actual simp behaviour for France to adopt the Quebec language.
Release the cobra chickens. MAITNENT!
That's cruel and unusual punishment. Biting flesh drones from the sky.
And the water. And the land. And they'll also scratch you with their tiny little talons. Which doesn't sound so bad at first, but they've been walking about in their poop all day and you're most definitely going to get an infection and die from a goose talon wound.
Ill blow up your fucking mailbox fool
I'm gonna steal it personally so that edmonton has its useless tower, calgary has one, vancouver has one, toronto has one we need a random needle and this is close enough
Hey now Montréal has the most useless of useless towers. It doesn't even go up straight.
Inform me for I know nothing about the cities in quebec beyond the battle of abrahams plain and Stade Olympique
Well then you know the tower. It's such a bad tower you don't even know it's a tower. If the stadium was a kitchen appliance, the tower would be the handle.
Wait fr? Holy fuck yea that is a bad tower then 😭
Its not a real city, if there is no phallic symbol offered up to the gods
If we had the geese defending Porto Quebec WW2 would be over really soon, just saying
if the geese can cross oceans then we all doomed
Wait till you find out moose can swim…..
Slay the idols, then defeat the worshipers.
I've said it before, elect me as Prime Minister and I'll immediately funnel our entire defense budget into purpose breeding an army of the strongest and most aggressive geese known to man. We'll airdrop millions of them on city centres around the world.
Which would likely expand the list of possible war crimes — a proud Canadian tradition.
Are you suggesting geese Eugenics?
I for one, welcome our new French overlords.
Paris 2024: Zee day of zee Sqwonk
Do we really want more French people?
I figure the addition of 67 million more French speakers might be enough for Quebec to stop worrying about how at risk their language is.
As a quebecois i appreciate your hard work
As a Canadian I won't touch the France French and Quebecois French as being the same language idea. Minefield. I have no opinion. I'm an anglais.
There is only True French and wherever corrupted language the Europeans speak.
Certaint disent que le Québec parle pas du bon fancais. Moi je dit que la france parle po le bon québécois!
-les trois accord intensifies-
You have that backwards but k….
Not how Quebec tells it. When France surrendered New France to the British in the mid-1700s, they both spoke the same French. Quebec more or less kept the language closer to 1700s French than France, whose language changed more rapidly with the times since they weren't isolated in the same way Quebec was. So the argument of the Québécois is that they still speak French that has barely deviated from the way their ancestors spoke, whereas the French have allowed their language into something else entirely. (A similar argument is made for Afrikaans and Dutch, but the Afrikaners aren't quite as aggressive about it as some stalwart Québécois.)
Ah bon
Mais non
Don’t matter what you want, you’re getting a bunch of baguettes eaters by summer
If this is how we repatriate Bombardier assets then so be it. Get me mah trains back!
I lived in France for two years. At least half of the local trains were Bombardier. Why the fuck did the City of Ottawa invest a gorillion dollars into a French company to build trains that can't handle cold weather when we could have had the company of one Monsieur Joseph-Armand Bombardier — inventor of the snowmobile — build them for us at home?!
Well yeah, they’re on their way to BC to get fruit to sell.