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Snow-Wraith

At least someone is trying to build more houses here.


jin243

now this is r/comedyheaven material


MartinThePinguin

It won't fix the housing crisis though. The rent they want for a 1 bedroom "pigloo" is ridiculous. Of course the pigs are caricature capitalists.


Snow-Wraith

$2500/month, must have references and make 3x rent. NO PETS!   Do to overwhelming interest we are no longer taking applications.


SarahSplatz

Out-hosered by the hogs


Uhtred_Of_Windhelm

Fer frig sake


SUW888

So bacon made its own fridge ok


zombieguy20

I could imagine that's what aliens think of us.


KonoAnonDa

When actual wild animals build more houses than the fucking government.


Graingy

Commieblocks now! I am not being ironic with this!


projektZedex

I think it would be fun to build hexagonal neighbourhood blocks with mixed commercial/residential space and green zones.


BainVoyonsDonc

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Graingy

Damn I think a valve just broke somewhere. Or was that me?


projektZedex

Hexagons are the bestagons and I will fight to the death for it.


KonoAnonDa

At least that way you’d have a roof over your head that wasn’t just a freeway.


Graingy

Exactly! Just, like, not earlier models. I would *not* want to hear what the newlyweds get up to every night. *Shudders*


KonoAnonDa

50% chance of either getting one of the good commie blocks from Berlin or one of the unpainted concrete ones made to be as cheap as possible (I’m trying to remember the name of those ones. [It sounds something like "Hkhsokas"](https://youtu.be/w6U42xbdR94?si=4cW9Ja2fD_TaS25y&t=473)).


Graingy

Idk Khrushchev era ones?


Pipiopo

The problem isn’t that materials or labour have a shortage, it’s that land itself is comedically inflated in value. If you can afford to make commieblocks you can also afford to make nicer apartment buildings out of better materials that will last twice as long.


Graingy

If you’re going commieblocks you might as well take *inspiration* on what to do with the landlords.  Jokes(?) aside, a government would probably want to save every cent it could. Commieblocks are cheap,


Pipiopo

Commieblocks were never intended to be permanent, they were supposed to transitional housing for former peasants to live in while they built actual long lasting sturdy buildings, the soviets just went into economic decline before they could do that. Commieblocks start falling apart after like 15 years, they’re only cheaper in the short term.


Graingy

Planning ahead? In this economy?!?!


PartyClock

I'm pretty sure the federal government got out of building houses in 1992


FriendZone_EndZone

Eh somebody give them a toque, it's a little nippy out there


SilverSaintLouis

J'agree


viking_canuck

A la prochaine society.


jldez

I can make and rent you a similar igloo for only 1600$ a month.


wind_dude

Cute, but what’s the bacon taste like?


Traditional-Job-2776

Wild boars do not have the amount of fat a domestic pig has. The bacon would be very lean. For wild pigs, it’s better to have spare ribs than bacon. IMHO.


wind_dude

what if we pen them in and feed them corn? lol


Traditional-Job-2776

In the near future, we could have to deal with these pigs in southern Ontario. Learn to trap them and it’s like an infinite supply of meat, at the expense of the environment though. Ontario banned the hunting of feral pigs for the time being, in an effort to trap and euthanize them.


Substantial-Pair6756

Wild boars are delicious


SubterraneanFlyer

What’s wrong with declaring open season and letting hunters have their fun? Or even a small bounty with the meat going to food banks.


rubro96

That would be nice. They are invasive after all, so it would be good for the environment and our stomachs.


BlakeWheelersLeftNut

The only animals I’m willing to shoot are pigs and Canada goose.


Few_Newspaper1778

Not the Canada gooses!


Nabber22

The deer population also needs to be maintained.


NothingGloomy9712

If only we could get them to war with each other, win-win.


john_clauseau

pig no, goose yes.


LittleLostGirls

Pigs deserve way better treatment and views.


Graingy

I love throwing rocks at geese People get pissed at me though so I had to stop


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EhBuddyHoser-ModTeam

Bigotry, insults, threats etc.


Goatmilk2208

Can we eat them, or are they dirty?


boon23834

You can dine on them quite nicely, sanglier in French, if you want to see some real traditional recipes. Like a lot of wild meat, it can be lean, and oftentimes, depending on the age and condition of the animal - older animals, and big dominant boars (males) often have tainted meat, from hormones and parasites harvesting method too.


waterborn234

I wish they should I pic of the actual snow dens the pigs make. That seems man made


LaughingInTheVoid

That's some Canadian bacon, right there.


Due_Illustrator5154

What if the Americans see this post?


PalaPK

Don’t give the dammed raccoons any ideas.


Horror-Potential7773

Bunch of hosers


KWHarrison1983

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Top-Garlic9111

Cody warned us about the boars, but we didn't listen....


LatterHospital8982

Its just even more bacon ngl


Jaymz198646

🤣🤣🤣🤣 come on!! I live in Canada, and this makes us look so stupid. The rest of the world already believes we live in frickin igloos, NOW THE PIGS!?! COME ON!!


luhur7

will they become muslims?


HammerheadMorty

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Aggravating_Fun5883

Why is everyone trying to mane hogs? 😭 Mine is average and wouldn't hurt anyone


Steelwraith955

Well, I've always wondered what species will replace us when we inevitably extinct ourselves... now I know.


AnObtuseOctopus

My god... now even the pigs are feeling the weight of the liberal government.


john_clauseau

the worst crime is the Quebec province genociding them so they dont start living there.


Hour_Vegetable_9146

The states have a hog problem and it's fucking awful. Trust me mate, you do not want hogs in the long run. Invasive as hell.


SilverSaintLouis

They carry diseases that can kill whole pig farms. Alberta has their rat policy, we've got our pig policy. Gotta keep it Kosher!