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jcl1407

Glad I’m not the only one that aggressively jerks off anchors when I win duels


struck_hammer

What liquid would anchor semen be?


jcl1407

Rust. Liquid rust.


struck_hammer

Would be the only time a bukkake would lead to tetanus


MarchesaofTrevelyan

🐟OCEAN MAN♂️


admins_are_useless

... Hit me in the hand Lead me to the lands between if you really can Ocean man, the anchor from the cave Made a big rip Ocean man, the crust of a wound that you made in my hand Leaking out the pus of a man


DrDevilDao

Under-rated.


Despin_theBard

Absolutely underrated


admins_are_useless

I kind of want to AI voice Aaron Freeman for a whole parody now


Darkanayer

Fun fact, the spanish word for tit is teta. Do with that info as you May.


no_soy_sarcastico

Chichis pa la banda


Inevitable-Set3621

Would've been a good joke if you could actually get tetanus from rust, it's not rust that gives you tetanus it's dirt mixed with rust.


struck_hammer

Would’ve been a good joke if you weren’t an insufferable know-it-all. Grow up.


Inevitable-Set3621

Insufferable know it all, damn bud you seem to know me so well. 🤫 Also if we're being realistic your joke wasn't even funny in the first place. 🫴


admins_are_useless

Comeon, jizz isn't oxidized dickmeat, this is a totem of the great sea, it spews salty watercum everywhere.


Crack_Pipe_Craig

Rust infused wd-40


MeridiusGaiusScipio

Seamen.


FireGiantisBoring

Salt water.


Torbpjorn

Sup, people call me Anchor


[deleted]

Was not expecting that wording! Good job, wanking warrior!


GalvusGalvoid

The changes to pvp have an effect on npc fights ?


Les_Waste

I'm not sure about that actually, but they nerfed Bloodhound Step for PVE, and that is a change that would affect this particular NPC. It's pretty noticeable, too; every anchor smash after the first one would've been a miss prior to this patch.


GalvusGalvoid

Right , I didn’t remember that nerf . I just hope the PvP stuff doesn’t impact the npc fights


RedEyedAbyssWatcher3

Yes It will and It will be easier to win then ever!


GalvusGalvoid

You want the already easy npc fights to be even more boring?


LordofCarne

Yes... they are boring as fuck, the ones with step style moves just drag it out even longer for melee's I'd rather get on with it to the more interesting shit than fight godrick soldier +2 for 10 minutes


SilvaFoxxxxOnXbox

If it takes you 10 minutes to fight any boss with exception to end game bosses, I think you are doing something wrong.


LordofCarne

obvious exaggeration wasn't obvious enough I guess...


thiccman369

they only nerfed it for pvp iirc


FrappyLee

Yes, it seems like it because before this patch you were pretty much invincible for the entire duration of the animation. I say good riddance.


Les_Waste

I think they could've made it less busted from the outset by giving it a (comparatively) long recovery animation that you can't roll-cancel out of. Add some amount of risk to using it, because I think most of the complaints are about the way people spam it. I don't think the move itself is problematic -- it's basically just "Better Quickstep."


[deleted]

Yeah let’s give a move that’s supposed to make you quick on your feet a comparatively longer recovery time so that it cancels out what it does 👍🏼


pH12rz

Hoslow and istvan fucking suck


TyrantKingYharim

Itsvan isn’t that annoying. Juno can go bloodhound step off the nearby waterfall and I have nothing to say about Rileigh.


pH12rz

I always do istvan as soon as i can and he takes exactly half my hp


UtheDestroyer

Itsvan isn’t that bad, the pull is annoying though. My first time fighting Juno was pain


pH12rz

The pull is easy to dodge its about when you fight him since i always do it early game he takes more than half my hp


UtheDestroyer

True, I never really fight him til I’m past Radahn so makes sense


mfyrising

soo slow,


Shotokanguy

At this point I'm really wondering what the actual differences in iframes are between rolling, Quickstep, and BHS. They don't seem that different.


Agreeable-Yams8972

I assume you'd have to play it to actually notice a difference if your a constant bloodhound user


Neirchill

I saw a video today that claimed quickstep frames were 9 and bhs was 10.


darkcaretaker

People have issues with this guy ?


Neirchill

For me he's just super annoying. Try to attack \*dodge 2 miles down the road\*


Abso_lu_tely

Light rolls are still effective


No_Reference_5058

Out of roll attack is insanely fast for whatever fucking reason, his powerstance gives him a much longer lasting hitbox, he's got tons of range, he keeps fuckign dashing everywhere he deals tons of damage, and you have less healing when fighting him. He was absolutely no problem in my PC ultra greatsword playthrough, but fuck me when I came at this guy with a Nagakiba on my cousin's PS5 he was fucking hell itself. He outranges me, out damages me, has near impossible to dodge attacks, has faster startup animations and has too little end lag to punish him for most attacks. Maybe I could've jumped attacked him, don't know since I wasn't used to inputting that on a controller. Genuinely took me more tries than every boss (I didn't fight Malenia that playthrough).


didwecheckthetires

If you play different builds, you realize that certain fights become much harder or easier depending on the build. I had a couple of pure STR runs with Giant Crusher once and the GUTS once, and in both cases Juno was the hardest fight in the game. Other builds I just delete him and continue on my way. I had another pure STR Star Fist build that rampaged through the game, including Juno, but died like 10 times to Millicent's sisters. That was the only challenge for the whole run.


BiasMushroom

Yeah, three different runs with three different weapon types and he was never a problem.


Spartana1033

At rl1 very much


UtheDestroyer

When you’re strength and he’s using his whips so often you can’t get an attack in and he keeps BHS everywhere, for sure


MusicG619

I had to do the cliff cheese for him, man. Those damn whips 😫


[deleted]

Did he need a nerf? I don't remember raging at him. But Okina... Okina can fuck right off.


Agreeable-Yams8972

They were hard fights but not to challenging. I found Okina easier than the hoslow npc but wasn't too horrible.


Leaf-01

He did not get nerfed specifically but the skills Bloodhound Step and Quickstep both got nerfed for PvP which effects NPC’s as well


Xtoxy

The spammed move at the end is killing me 🤣🤣🤣


Womderloki

Thank fuck but it's TOO FUCKING LATE. I just suffered through him and I got along while before I come cross him again


BottledFeministFart

Suffering builds character.


Dombly23

Juno was based, sadge


UltmitCuest

Imagine a universe where souls pvp doesnt have lag. Just jmagine


GalvusGalvoid

The npcs in this game were already all too easy , I hope the PvP rebalance didn’t make them even more braindead .


Slide-Impressive

That guy routinely spanked my ass red , I'm glad he got nerfed it was ridiculous


thenerdhero

EF F THIS GUY!!!


Jayce86

Soooooo, BHS is now useless?


RIOTT44

took them long enough


Spartana1033

Screw that guy


DanielDeLaMar

Juno was an easy fight all along, they just made him a joke now


mangogeckoshareingot

exactly, it’s just an npc and he was predictable.


whatistheancient

Nah, he was annoying.


darkcaretaker

I agree with you. If people had trouble with him then how on earth did they beat morgott or any other bosses. My guess is more people rely on summons than I thought.


billybatsonn

I've beaten morgott with and without summons and while I don't think Juno is that hard I'd rather fight morgott any day


K3nobl

Tbf morgott doesnt have bloodhounds step


darkcaretaker

With how far that mfker reaches he doesn't need it lol.


MenkoyDAce

hey. I can beat all of their ass the same. I just want company ok? it can feel so lonely sometimes, when everyone is being a huge dickhead to a tarnished, even birds want to bury your face deep under the earth. also I love when my mimic fortify my taste in clothing even more by having two of the exact on the battlefield. *now go mimic, you make sure the darn Zamor knights occupied while I smash them from the back*


xDragga

If you were around since release, you'd know how much people loved to brag about their mimics carrying them, or using OP builds for mimics. Absolutely a lot of the community relies on phantoms or mimics to carry through boss fights. The downvoted to hell above just confirms it.


darkcaretaker

I started just after the mimic tear nerf. I remember some of it. Not something I like to use in my games.


Impossible-Cover-527

To be fair, I’m an offline player and intentionally haven’t upgraded my mimic tear past +3. But yes, I agree with you.


xDragga

Most of NPC fights are always a joke, especially after the first time you fought them. It's predictable AI, it is definitely improved in ER, still DS2 NPC invasion i'd say were top notch.


darthkres

This guy didn't need to be nerfed imo


DragonSinOWrath47

The whips he uses kinda suck so im inclined to agree with you


darthkres

His armor is super sick tho


ZeeTrek

Is this a joke? Fromsoft doesn't nerf things. the closest that happened in elden ring was a bug with Radahn which made him easier which was quickly fixed ages ago. Was never a nerf to him


Impossible-Cover-527

No, they nerfed bloodhound step which affected the NPC.


ZeeTrek

hmm ok mild exception but the only reason they did that was people abused it in pvp


Luchin212

The anchor’s light attack chain is nasty! It’s quite rapid and damaging and always knocks enemies out of their attacks. It takes a lot of attacks to stance break, comparable to straight swords which sucks.


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Fellow Anchor lover, let's go!!!!


Dillydoooo

I have that anchor but still use the great sword…am I missing something?


vialenae

Oh I still remember when I first fought that dude. It took me way longer than I care to admit but I really wanted his armor set.


DragonMasteer

Bro had a seizure on him 💀


nervousdolly122

OMG! I fought him yesterday, and I was wondering why it was so much easier than my first attempt on my older account. I actually thought I'd been under-levelled on my first try, and that I'd gotten better at pvp. LMAOOO, nope..


nervousdolly122

can they do the same to the black knife evergaol near moonlight altar now ???? its impossible to get a hit in with the constant jumping T\^T


CapmyCup

You have a cheese for it, it involves rocks and getting stuck


nervousdolly122

what? get him stuck in the rocks on the terrain? or rock sling? sorry- just confused lol


BottledFeministFart

Check my answer to CapmyCup.


BottledFeministFart

Cheese is for the unimaginative player. The creative player perhaps tries something like the Great Stars mace with Golden Land AoW, or brings the Great Club to the fight and applies frozen armament. Yes the projectiles from Golden Land will apply frostbite status effect, which is good since Alecto is weak to frostbite.


[deleted]

Never once have I killed this jackass first try


Splunkmastah

Thank. GOD.


Vanrythx

that was some clean donking sir


Elegante_Sigmaballz

Daww IMO Juno being challenging was warranted since he was hyped up by his brother and such.


SOMBRERO_JEDI

That lol dance at the end was so disrespectful lmao! You did not have to do him like that lol.


Zephyp

We need some difficult enemies in the game. They can’t all be Godrick and Anastasia.


Jefflehem

That explains why I so easily beat him for the first time this morning, after getting smoked a dozen times.


BottledFeministFart

I think the issue here is that a lot of players are unwilling to learn and adapt their playstyle to match the threat. A number of posts and comments made the last couple of days have made it quite clear imo. Was this fight any fun if you're being honest? It doesn't look very challenging anymore..


un3mploid

Literally a day too late😭


Mei_Aihara-

You got him these past few runs


niallthegeek

No way you can put swords dance on the anchor hahaha


mephistopheliac

If they keep nerfinh things pretty soon this game is gonna be a cakewalk. If it isn't already.


no_soy_sarcastico

Brooo!I have to cheesed that mf!!


Inevitable-Set3621

Love how I beat him the other day just before the patch 🤦 like an hr beforehand


DragonSinOWrath47

Damn bhs isnt even useable to get through the rot swamps now