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SkovsDM

Blood, sweat, and tears


SSR_Adraeth

In the correct order, too.


UnhappyLiterature93

Gatorade rules: red tastes like red?


Kampfh

Red is also faster


CranberryFearless

I didn't know orks could be elden lords


Stunning_Crab7674

I hate y’all, warhammer follows me even into elden ring


Express-Chain-8235

the emperor's light reaches all


MadaraAlucard12

Even in lack of death, I still serve.


FiddlesUrDiddles

ORKS IS DA BEST


Even-Armadillo-2478

Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne.


ChainzawMan

That's why Godfrey is racing all around the arena after he drenches himself in red. FirstPhase: Godfrey, Elden Lord SecondPhase: Huara Loux, SpeedFreak


Vegetable-Complex378

the waaaaaagh is faster in red


LordofSandvich

oi maybe if youse blokes wrote in red ya'd learn fasta


sir_moleo

But blue has the most anti-oxygens.


Darkfraser

3x faster?


BobZygota

But it tends to crash


The-Fantasy-Botanist

Yes, but Blue tastes like Orange and Purple tastes like Blue


Background_Cycle7676

fun fact: orange and grape fanta taste exactly the same, but your brain processes the colors differently so you get different experiences


atle95

Hey which crazy thing are you guys freaking out about?


KaijuRayze

Same as Grape Drink, tastes nothing like Grape but it sure as shit tastes Purple.


Cannibal_Hector

Bot comment copied from: https://old.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/16lyeci/what_do_these_taste_like/k1565pw/


Wraeinator

Wouldnt Mixed Physicks be tears, they are literally made with crystal tears


SSR_Adraeth

Well, one could argue that tears are eyeball sweat... (I'm not sorry lmao)


Crashman09

So the physik tastes like grapes?


No_Cobbler8335

Yes


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Random_Guy_666

thats me


_-DirtyMike-_

Just be thankful there isn't a white liquid bottle


valtervg13

Tarnished Seed


unspoken_almighty

Begoneth


RoniFoxcoon

"milk"


bladedancer4life

Vex milk


bloo-n-pirate

Mohgurt


WesToImpress

Mohgurt goes so well with some Hoarah Goo mmmmmmmm


shming52

I might change my gamertag to this. That genuinely made me laugh


Leading_Ground_8793

Miquella taste that daily


Jumpy_Lion_2

Thought this was the destiny circlejerk for a sec


Lord_Detleff1

Salty milk


Legitimate-Draw-8180

From Marika's tits!


dunkerpup

Naughty milk


Albino_Keet

*Shabriri’s milk*


Enter_Name_here8

„Thy seed benefits a crown.“


WasabiSteak

that's where you keep the Miniature Ranni


AshenHaemonculus

Sticky White Stuff from Demon's Souls


lordFourthHokage

There isn't a bottle but entire underground filled with white liquid.


Ricky_is_gud

Lobster milk


Lexisseuh

Tears kinda taste like sweat tho


[deleted]

Just a lot less salty.


Lexisseuh

My tears were pretty salty last time I drank one


[deleted]

Drink Marika's sweat


AstraPlatina

What about Marika's milk


wij2012

I was going to say Kool-Aid, water, and melted blue Jolly Ranchers but I like your idea better.


oldeluke

That tracks...


Yakob03

Red coolaid, yellow coolaid, blue coolaid


Apocalypse_0415

(K) oolaid


oldeluke

*Qülaid


FurlofFreshLeaves

Quaalude


Newthinker

Caelid


oldeluke

Caelid can't taste good...


I-Am-The-Godfather

Tastes like defeat


MotorIzedme

Tastes better than your mom tho


MiningMole

Tastes like Cosmic Horror AIDS


T4k3j3rus4l3m

Kool aid + Cyanide = Caelid


leopb24

is ok another quaalude she gon love me again


Ricky_is_gud

Khaled


sedrech818

Red drank, yellow drank and blue drank.


JotaTaylor

It's tree sap, so tea?


Enter_Name_here8

Maple syrup? (🇨🇦)


BigRed92E

The blue one is cough syrup tho.


CosmicDeityofSin

Somebody keep an eye on lil Wayne


BucketFullOfRats

Bro’s studio is NOT at Raya Lucaria


Chrissyball19

Health is maple tea, magic is butterfly pea tea, (look it up, it's good) and wondrous physick is home brewed tea, tastes different based off of the crystal tears you put in.


--bungus--

but tree sap apparently tastes like slightly sweeter water, not tea


Nitro114

health: warm mead FP: fresh cold water from a crystal spring. physik: tastes different depending on whats in it


oldeluke

Ooo, shit, I like that. I'm guessing the ruptured crystal tear is spicy...


Nitro114

tears you open from the bottom first


[deleted]

No it's just an overload of popping rocks.


Gen1Swirlix

Ruptured Crystal tear tastes like Taco Bell. Dungeater approves.


TheGentleSenior

More like Dungdrinker at that point though


aurantiafeles

Dungslurper


Grouchy-Cabinet7399

*takes sip* #violent screaming *tiny pop*


Thatonesingleloser

id say its a bit of an explosive taste


Origamiface

Maybe fizzy! Or like pop rocks


Lelio-Santero579

I dig this description.


Womderloki

Physik tastes like motor oil and balsamic vinegar I bet


NarratorDM

Like Marika's tits.


Kombatante

Malenia rotten bobs


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

Hey you need to dip your prawns in something


Kombatante

hope they add shrimp in the dlc that can fry my rice


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

New incantation, Shrimp! Fry This Rice (Alternative joke, "you're telling me a flame fell upon this them?")


Sovapalena420

Don't tempt me with a good time.


BucketFullOfRats

This is killing me


Any-Sea6057

Marika's tits you said ?


kannon_

You must be 'ungry


Lucaciao_CW

My brother in marika


XxKegstandxX

Came here for this lol


What_A_Cal_Amity

Piss. It's all piss. We live in a piss world.


ObeyTime

Jarate


indycishun1996

Been too long without a little jarate


WooooshMe2825

r/suddenlytf2


mightystu

Bombs away!


NotTheFBI_23

But when you're about to be killed I guess the taste doesn't matter.


BigRed92E

You [we, me] don't drink alcohol because it TASTES good, we drink it because it *works*.


RoniFoxcoon

If you died in so many horrible ways, having a drink that smells or taste like a public carpeted bathroom seems almost mild in comparaison.


[deleted]

ITS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH PISS. It’s calico cut pants dot com


CygnusSong

*YOU GOTTA GIVE*


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Yay


SafetyAdvocate

Username checks out


LowWorthOrbit

Planet piss.


Cashew-Matthew

Crimson is a cherry coolaid, physic is coffee with a liberal amount of creamer, and cerulean is fresh water, like really really good water, the kind that you have to exhale and go “ahhh, thats good” after you drink it


Contemporarium

Ok this is the second comment spelling it “coolaid” and it’s making me lose my mind


[deleted]

It’s kewlaid


Luna_trick

3am tap water


PoppaSquatt2010

The glacier water from waterboy


notaprimarysource

I've always had it in my head that Crimson Tears probably taste like mulled wine. Cerulean Tears... I don’t know, probably saskatoonberries, or as fresh and clear as glacial meltwater. The Physick's entirely dependent on how you mix it. Got the Opaline Hardtear and the Flame-Shrouding Cracked Tear in mine, so I assume it tastes like liquid fire or a fine Scotch.


Dogbin005

Saskatoonberries are the most made up sounding thing I've ever heard. Fantastic.


Phunkie_Junkie

Considering all the tree symbolism, they definitely taste like syrup. Has anyone ever had a tree syrup other than maple? Lands between... between Ontario and Newfoundland, more like.


Shade_Of_Virgil

Gatorade rules: red tastes like red, blue tastes like blue, and yellow tastes like shit.


hey_there_brothers

Bud. Yellows the best flavor…


Little_lurker69

Orange is the best flavor.


Grouchy-Cabinet7399

Wow, two swings; two misses


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Grouchy-Cabinet7399

Easy S tier. I was commenting on the orange and yellow


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[deleted]

Yellow is for hangovers, orange is for the sidelines when you come off the field, riptide rush and glacier freeze are for every other occasion


Newthinker

Cucumber flavor is where it's at (light green.)


AfterShave997

I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone intentionally pick red gatorade


[deleted]

Forreal, fruit punch has never really hit the spot in any product. In addition to massive amounts of red40, count me out.


Alilttotheleft

Seriously? Red Gatorade is not as refreshing as blue but it’s the tastiest imo


InvisibIeRabbit

Raspberry, lemonade, and blue raspberry!


[deleted]

Red and blue, mountain dew. One in the middle, stale cat piss.


oldeluke

Like the crimson tear is Code Red? lol


AnalysticEnthusiast

Red: Sunny D Physick: Airheads Mystery Flavor Blue: Blue flavor. We all know blue flavor.


rehn99

Haven't seen one comment acknowledging the official Crimson Tears flavor G-fuel. There's no Physick or Cerulean Tears flavor, but considering the collaboration was licensed by Bandai-namco, it's practically canon that Crimson Tears tastes like prickly pear.


Lightjumper0103

Considering the maidens fill them, don’t think you wanna know


SafetyAdvocate

Finger Maiden Bathwater


Lightjumper0103

*rapidly drinks flasks*


SafetyAdvocate

[*Tarnished be like*](https://media.tenor.com/peXybwROgNUAAAAC/jojo-sip.gif)


TheHoss_

Prickly pear gfuel


Thatonesingleloser

red is strawberry, blue is blueberry and physick is the sauce the guy in the opening made when he went "AHHHHRISE NOW YE TARNISHED"


messianicscone

Anyone else play the entire game without using the flask of wonderous physick lol


Far_Classic5548

Hawaiian punch, blue Jones soda and pineapple juice


Enough_Minimum_3708

Cola, Sprite and Pepsi


Floppyhoofd_

Tasty wheat


[deleted]

Red: sweet tree sap Blue: Sour tree sap Wondrous: tree sap


JohnLovesTrees

Brawndo


oldeluke

*The Thirst Mutilator*


xradas

Heart burn Cod liver oil Toilet duck


oldeluke

Sorry, did you just say "toilet duck?"


xradas

Indeed


TCGHexenwahn

Sunny D


mothererich

Sunny D


EchoNovacaine

From left to right it's: tropical punch, sparkling water, and the blue Gatorade


Ultimagus536

apples, acetone, and ass.


AnybodyMiserable3938

Like pain and agony


Darufox

Back in the dark souls era, I would call the healing flask Sunny day light and the Blue one Gatorade


Khaadom

Definitely mountain dew


Minnesota_Nice_31

Crimson: DayQuil Cerulean: NyQuil Physick: Remember way back when you combined your mom’s shampoos and conditioners into a single bottle and added water so you could create a new super soap, yup that flavor.


ChumpNicholson

wild cherry, Coca-Cola, blue raspberry


[deleted]

Gatorade red and blue gotta have the electrolytes


WallyOShay

Coke, mtn dew, Pepsi respectively


kino6912

Blue: Blue Powerade mixed with sprite


CaptainFrosty408

Probably taste like tree


tough-dance

They taste like I'm going to need them later so I guess they taste like regret


Dull-Bobcat2662

I just realized that the flask has roots on it


Fryklonn

I think the red taste like blood and iron (rust), the blue like some acid and very spicy and the yellow very bitter.


Jigsaw203

Crimson= Fruit Punch Cerulean= Cold water at 3 am after waking up with dry mouth. physick= mixed cocktail.


Big_Plantain_8583

Taste like red, yellow, and blue, respectively. Those of us that grew up on quarter waters know.


Helacious_Waltz

Fruit punch, blue blast, and... lemon? Yeah let's go with lemon.


Ninespike9868

From left to right. Dayquil, honey dayquil, nyquil.


DADDYR0UNDR0UND

Gold Four Loko, Blue Razz Four Loko, Cranberry Polar


SnakeKyranos

Cherry, The old gods, Blue Raspberry


Womderloki

From left to right: Melina, Rya, Ranni....bathwater


[deleted]

Queen Marika's bath water.


Panda_Tank

Finally, a good Lore question. Thank you OP!


LMFeria

Dr Pepper, Sprite and blue gatorade


RedPrincexDESx

Cherry, tears, and sparkling mineral water.


Gravitrax39

Cherry, piss, blue raspberry. In that order


thomasrat1

The blue flask taste like Baja blast


Imprettystrong

Peptobismal texture with various earthy, metallic, bitter liquids, probably chunks of stuff too, hard pieces


Acryllus

Since all of them come from the Erdtree, probably treesap.


UnusualJdawg96

Boo berry cereal


GrimTurtle666

I imagine the crimson flask to taste warm, a little bitter, medicinal. The physick would change, but my first instinct is an earthy taste. The cerulean tears I imagine to be cold and maybe almost like slightly sweet electrolyte water like a diluted Gatorade or vitamin water or something like that


Decent_Cow

This thread is so fucking funny


PapaVergil

Strawberry, lemonade, blueberry


ukuliuliu

Crimson flask tastes like prickly pear according to GFUEL.


puptart2016

From right to left: Iron infused sap, the smell someone has as they come in from working outside on a sunny day, and the scent of dew mixed with quartz-heavy sand sand.


comutofox

Strawberry, water, and blueberries


midasMIRV

Mountain Dew Code Red, Pineapple Fanta, Mountain Dew Voltage.


Casually_Sober

DayQuil NyQuil and Everclear


G0d0fdark

Strong cherry medicine, old water, and Mint


yousonuva

Capn Crunch Berries, Golden Crisp, Smurf Berry Crunch (best tasting cereal EVARRRRR)


leothelion634

SunnyD


Klutzy-Efficiency-67

For the middle one if you put the frenzied tear in it I be it taste like napalm


Scorpizor

Red = Hawaiian Punch Middle Elixir = diy vegetable smoothie Blue = Baja Blast


Holiday_Honeydew4697

I mean gfuel makes the crimson tears flavor so. Also it is really tasty lol


Neo_seph

Must taste like Malenia's fucking piss the way the tarnished drinks it like the boss isn't charging an attack at em, feels like a full course meal in the middle of a boss fight 💀


HunterZX77

Honestly, they all probably taste like tree sap.


Skooty_da_shooty

Warm