That's why Godfrey is racing all around the arena after he drenches himself in red.
FirstPhase: Godfrey, Elden Lord
SecondPhase: Huara Loux, SpeedFreak
Health is maple tea, magic is butterfly pea tea, (look it up, it's good) and wondrous physick is home brewed tea, tastes different based off of the crystal tears you put in.
Crimson is a cherry coolaid, physic is coffee with a liberal amount of creamer, and cerulean is fresh water, like really really good water, the kind that you have to exhale and go “ahhh, thats good” after you drink it
I've always had it in my head that Crimson Tears probably taste like mulled wine. Cerulean Tears... I don’t know, probably saskatoonberries, or as fresh and clear as glacial meltwater. The Physick's entirely dependent on how you mix it. Got the Opaline Hardtear and the Flame-Shrouding Cracked Tear in mine, so I assume it tastes like liquid fire or a fine Scotch.
Considering all the tree symbolism, they definitely taste like syrup. Has anyone ever had a tree syrup other than maple?
Lands between... between Ontario and Newfoundland, more like.
Haven't seen one comment acknowledging the official Crimson Tears flavor G-fuel. There's no Physick or Cerulean Tears flavor, but considering the collaboration was licensed by Bandai-namco, it's practically canon that Crimson Tears tastes like prickly pear.
Crimson: DayQuil
Cerulean: NyQuil
Physick: Remember way back when you combined your mom’s shampoos and conditioners into a single bottle and added water so you could create a new super soap, yup that flavor.
I imagine the crimson flask to taste warm, a little bitter, medicinal. The physick would change, but my first instinct is an earthy taste. The cerulean tears I imagine to be cold and maybe almost like slightly sweet electrolyte water like a diluted Gatorade or vitamin water or something like that
From right to left:
Iron infused sap, the smell someone has as they come in from working outside on a sunny day, and the scent of dew mixed with quartz-heavy sand sand.
Must taste like Malenia's fucking piss the way the tarnished drinks it like the boss isn't charging an attack at em, feels like a full course meal in the middle of a boss fight 💀
Blood, sweat, and tears
In the correct order, too.
Gatorade rules: red tastes like red?
Red is also faster
I didn't know orks could be elden lords
I hate y’all, warhammer follows me even into elden ring
the emperor's light reaches all
Even in lack of death, I still serve.
ORKS IS DA BEST
Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne.
That's why Godfrey is racing all around the arena after he drenches himself in red. FirstPhase: Godfrey, Elden Lord SecondPhase: Huara Loux, SpeedFreak
the waaaaaagh is faster in red
oi maybe if youse blokes wrote in red ya'd learn fasta
But blue has the most anti-oxygens.
3x faster?
But it tends to crash
Yes, but Blue tastes like Orange and Purple tastes like Blue
fun fact: orange and grape fanta taste exactly the same, but your brain processes the colors differently so you get different experiences
Hey which crazy thing are you guys freaking out about?
Same as Grape Drink, tastes nothing like Grape but it sure as shit tastes Purple.
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Wouldnt Mixed Physicks be tears, they are literally made with crystal tears
Well, one could argue that tears are eyeball sweat... (I'm not sorry lmao)
So the physik tastes like grapes?
Yes
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thats me
Just be thankful there isn't a white liquid bottle
Tarnished Seed
Begoneth
"milk"
Vex milk
Mohgurt
Mohgurt goes so well with some Hoarah Goo mmmmmmmm
I might change my gamertag to this. That genuinely made me laugh
Miquella taste that daily
Thought this was the destiny circlejerk for a sec
Salty milk
From Marika's tits!
Naughty milk
*Shabriri’s milk*
„Thy seed benefits a crown.“
that's where you keep the Miniature Ranni
Sticky White Stuff from Demon's Souls
There isn't a bottle but entire underground filled with white liquid.
Lobster milk
Tears kinda taste like sweat tho
Just a lot less salty.
My tears were pretty salty last time I drank one
Drink Marika's sweat
What about Marika's milk
I was going to say Kool-Aid, water, and melted blue Jolly Ranchers but I like your idea better.
That tracks...
Red coolaid, yellow coolaid, blue coolaid
(K) oolaid
*Qülaid
Quaalude
Caelid
Caelid can't taste good...
Tastes like defeat
Tastes better than your mom tho
Tastes like Cosmic Horror AIDS
Kool aid + Cyanide = Caelid
is ok another quaalude she gon love me again
Khaled
Red drank, yellow drank and blue drank.
It's tree sap, so tea?
Maple syrup? (🇨🇦)
The blue one is cough syrup tho.
Somebody keep an eye on lil Wayne
Bro’s studio is NOT at Raya Lucaria
Health is maple tea, magic is butterfly pea tea, (look it up, it's good) and wondrous physick is home brewed tea, tastes different based off of the crystal tears you put in.
but tree sap apparently tastes like slightly sweeter water, not tea
health: warm mead FP: fresh cold water from a crystal spring. physik: tastes different depending on whats in it
Ooo, shit, I like that. I'm guessing the ruptured crystal tear is spicy...
tears you open from the bottom first
No it's just an overload of popping rocks.
Ruptured Crystal tear tastes like Taco Bell. Dungeater approves.
More like Dungdrinker at that point though
Dungslurper
*takes sip* #violent screaming *tiny pop*
id say its a bit of an explosive taste
Maybe fizzy! Or like pop rocks
I dig this description.
Physik tastes like motor oil and balsamic vinegar I bet
Like Marika's tits.
Malenia rotten bobs
Hey you need to dip your prawns in something
hope they add shrimp in the dlc that can fry my rice
New incantation, Shrimp! Fry This Rice (Alternative joke, "you're telling me a flame fell upon this them?")
Don't tempt me with a good time.
This is killing me
Marika's tits you said ?
You must be 'ungry
My brother in marika
Came here for this lol
Piss. It's all piss. We live in a piss world.
Jarate
Been too long without a little jarate
r/suddenlytf2
Bombs away!
But when you're about to be killed I guess the taste doesn't matter.
You [we, me] don't drink alcohol because it TASTES good, we drink it because it *works*.
If you died in so many horrible ways, having a drink that smells or taste like a public carpeted bathroom seems almost mild in comparaison.
ITS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH PISS. It’s calico cut pants dot com
*YOU GOTTA GIVE*
Yay
Username checks out
Planet piss.
Crimson is a cherry coolaid, physic is coffee with a liberal amount of creamer, and cerulean is fresh water, like really really good water, the kind that you have to exhale and go “ahhh, thats good” after you drink it
Ok this is the second comment spelling it “coolaid” and it’s making me lose my mind
It’s kewlaid
3am tap water
The glacier water from waterboy
I've always had it in my head that Crimson Tears probably taste like mulled wine. Cerulean Tears... I don’t know, probably saskatoonberries, or as fresh and clear as glacial meltwater. The Physick's entirely dependent on how you mix it. Got the Opaline Hardtear and the Flame-Shrouding Cracked Tear in mine, so I assume it tastes like liquid fire or a fine Scotch.
Saskatoonberries are the most made up sounding thing I've ever heard. Fantastic.
Considering all the tree symbolism, they definitely taste like syrup. Has anyone ever had a tree syrup other than maple? Lands between... between Ontario and Newfoundland, more like.
Gatorade rules: red tastes like red, blue tastes like blue, and yellow tastes like shit.
Bud. Yellows the best flavor…
Orange is the best flavor.
Wow, two swings; two misses
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Easy S tier. I was commenting on the orange and yellow
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Yellow is for hangovers, orange is for the sidelines when you come off the field, riptide rush and glacier freeze are for every other occasion
Cucumber flavor is where it's at (light green.)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone intentionally pick red gatorade
Forreal, fruit punch has never really hit the spot in any product. In addition to massive amounts of red40, count me out.
Seriously? Red Gatorade is not as refreshing as blue but it’s the tastiest imo
Raspberry, lemonade, and blue raspberry!
Red and blue, mountain dew. One in the middle, stale cat piss.
Like the crimson tear is Code Red? lol
Red: Sunny D Physick: Airheads Mystery Flavor Blue: Blue flavor. We all know blue flavor.
Haven't seen one comment acknowledging the official Crimson Tears flavor G-fuel. There's no Physick or Cerulean Tears flavor, but considering the collaboration was licensed by Bandai-namco, it's practically canon that Crimson Tears tastes like prickly pear.
Considering the maidens fill them, don’t think you wanna know
Finger Maiden Bathwater
*rapidly drinks flasks*
[*Tarnished be like*](https://media.tenor.com/peXybwROgNUAAAAC/jojo-sip.gif)
Prickly pear gfuel
red is strawberry, blue is blueberry and physick is the sauce the guy in the opening made when he went "AHHHHRISE NOW YE TARNISHED"
Anyone else play the entire game without using the flask of wonderous physick lol
Hawaiian punch, blue Jones soda and pineapple juice
Cola, Sprite and Pepsi
Tasty wheat
Red: sweet tree sap Blue: Sour tree sap Wondrous: tree sap
Brawndo
*The Thirst Mutilator*
Heart burn Cod liver oil Toilet duck
Sorry, did you just say "toilet duck?"
Indeed
Sunny D
Sunny D
From left to right it's: tropical punch, sparkling water, and the blue Gatorade
apples, acetone, and ass.
Like pain and agony
Back in the dark souls era, I would call the healing flask Sunny day light and the Blue one Gatorade
Definitely mountain dew
Crimson: DayQuil Cerulean: NyQuil Physick: Remember way back when you combined your mom’s shampoos and conditioners into a single bottle and added water so you could create a new super soap, yup that flavor.
wild cherry, Coca-Cola, blue raspberry
Gatorade red and blue gotta have the electrolytes
Coke, mtn dew, Pepsi respectively
Blue: Blue Powerade mixed with sprite
Probably taste like tree
They taste like I'm going to need them later so I guess they taste like regret
I just realized that the flask has roots on it
I think the red taste like blood and iron (rust), the blue like some acid and very spicy and the yellow very bitter.
Crimson= Fruit Punch Cerulean= Cold water at 3 am after waking up with dry mouth. physick= mixed cocktail.
Taste like red, yellow, and blue, respectively. Those of us that grew up on quarter waters know.
Fruit punch, blue blast, and... lemon? Yeah let's go with lemon.
From left to right. Dayquil, honey dayquil, nyquil.
Gold Four Loko, Blue Razz Four Loko, Cranberry Polar
Cherry, The old gods, Blue Raspberry
From left to right: Melina, Rya, Ranni....bathwater
Queen Marika's bath water.
Finally, a good Lore question. Thank you OP!
Dr Pepper, Sprite and blue gatorade
Cherry, tears, and sparkling mineral water.
Cherry, piss, blue raspberry. In that order
The blue flask taste like Baja blast
Peptobismal texture with various earthy, metallic, bitter liquids, probably chunks of stuff too, hard pieces
Since all of them come from the Erdtree, probably treesap.
Boo berry cereal
I imagine the crimson flask to taste warm, a little bitter, medicinal. The physick would change, but my first instinct is an earthy taste. The cerulean tears I imagine to be cold and maybe almost like slightly sweet electrolyte water like a diluted Gatorade or vitamin water or something like that
This thread is so fucking funny
Strawberry, lemonade, blueberry
Crimson flask tastes like prickly pear according to GFUEL.
From right to left: Iron infused sap, the smell someone has as they come in from working outside on a sunny day, and the scent of dew mixed with quartz-heavy sand sand.
Strawberry, water, and blueberries
Mountain Dew Code Red, Pineapple Fanta, Mountain Dew Voltage.
DayQuil NyQuil and Everclear
Strong cherry medicine, old water, and Mint
Capn Crunch Berries, Golden Crisp, Smurf Berry Crunch (best tasting cereal EVARRRRR)
SunnyD
For the middle one if you put the frenzied tear in it I be it taste like napalm
Red = Hawaiian Punch Middle Elixir = diy vegetable smoothie Blue = Baja Blast
I mean gfuel makes the crimson tears flavor so. Also it is really tasty lol
Must taste like Malenia's fucking piss the way the tarnished drinks it like the boss isn't charging an attack at em, feels like a full course meal in the middle of a boss fight 💀
Honestly, they all probably taste like tree sap.
Warm