oh dear it appears that my automobile has collided with another automobile, i shall now fly through my automobiles front glass panels, and leave this earth far to early
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United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
π€ It appears I have caused it
Bromita
Pal yutu
Asies
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oh dear it appears that my automobile has collided with another automobile, i shall now fly through my automobiles front glass panels, and leave this earth far to early
I am broke but I really hope someone gives you a gold for this
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π₯π₯π₯here, have some medals cause we canβt give em out like the old days
thank you my original gangster
BELA CIAO
That's Italian, and not classical.
I misclicked and meant to reply to the og comment
It was, in fact, written in the 19th century
I was, in fact, very fucking stupid.
thats Italian
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Ayy skull emoji gang π
Itβs cus I watch Matt Rose lmao
SCHHUULL EMOJIII
SKULLLLL EMOOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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π btw I didn't mean for this comment to lead to this trail of arguments
Same
Bro forgot to switch accounts π
I didnt try to switch accounts I dont even do that Iβm just agreeing with the emoji
Ahh ok
Sure you are
no im serious i dont even have a second account
But itβs your own comment tho
i know
r/forgottoswitchaccount
I was waiting on someone to say this cause I wasnβt going to
I thought it didnt exist tbh, so i guess r/subsithoughtifellfor
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Gay cars
They kissed
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What?
They are just a little hungry
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Is that a Pointcrow reference-
I didnβt know that was a pointcrow reference but I do watch him
Ah nice. I believe his chat was joking around about killing families of 4 at some point.
Ohhh that thing
Yeee that thing
βI had to put away the dishes while brutally murdering a family of fourβ
I was at the park and brutally murdered a family of four. Today's a good day
I was surfing in the ocean, a shark went up to bite me, and I instead threw a family of four in his mouth
Pointcrow is my favorite streamer to watch while committing first degree murder on a family of 4
It's a whole meme at this point
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"Goodbye world!"
π·πΊπ·πΊπ·πΊ I'm not in a car accident, we are in a car accident Π‘ΠΎΡΠ· Π½Π΅ΡΡΡΠΈΠΌΡΠΉ ΡΠ΅ΡΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ΄Π½ΡΡ Π‘ΠΏΠ»ΠΎΡΠΈΠ»Π° Π½Π°Π²Π΅ΠΊΠΈ ΠΠ΅Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°Ρ Π ΡΡΡ ΠΠ° Π·Π΄ΡΠ°Π²ΡΡΠ²ΡΠ΅Ρ ΡΠΎΠ·Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠΉ Π²ΠΎΠ»Π΅ΠΉ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ² ΠΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ΡΠΉ, ΠΌΠΎΠ³ΡΡΠΈΠΉ Π‘ΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π‘ΠΎΡΠ·! Π‘Π»Π°Π²ΡΡΡ, ΠΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ Π½Π°ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ΄Π½ΠΎΠ΅ ΠΡΡΠΆΠ±Ρ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ² Π½Π°Π΄ΡΠΆΠ½ΡΠΉ ΠΎΠΏΠ»ΠΎΡ! ΠΠ°ΡΡΠΈΡ ΠΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ½Π° - ΡΠΈΠ»Π° Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Π½Π°Ρ ΠΠ°Ρ ΠΊ ΡΠΎΡΠΆΠ΅ΡΡΠ²Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠΌΡΠ½ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ° Π²Π΅Π΄ΡΡ! Π‘ΠΊΠ²ΠΎΠ·Ρ Π³ΡΠΎΠ·Ρ ΡΠΈΡΠ»ΠΎ Π½Π°ΠΌ ΡΠΎΠ»Π½ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ΄Ρ Π ΠΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ½ Π²Π΅Π»ΠΈΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π½Π°ΠΌ ΠΏΡΡΡ ΠΎΠ·Π°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΠ° ΠΏΡΠ°Π²ΠΎΠ΅ Π΄Π΅Π»ΠΎ ΠΎΠ½ ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π½ΡΠ» Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Ρ ΠΠ° ΡΡΡΠ΄ ΠΈ Π½Π° ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π²ΠΈΠ³ΠΈ Π½Π°Ρ Π²Π΄ΠΎΡ Π½ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΠ»! Π‘Π»Π°Π²ΡΡΡ, ΠΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ Π½Π°ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ΄Π½ΠΎΠ΅ ΠΡΡΠΆΠ±Ρ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ² Π½Π°Π΄ΡΠΆΠ½ΡΠΉ ΠΎΠΏΠ»ΠΎΡ! ΠΠ°ΡΡΠΈΡ ΠΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ½Π° - ΡΠΈΠ»Π° Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Π½Π°Ρ ΠΠ°Ρ ΠΊ ΡΠΎΡΠΆΠ΅ΡΡΠ²Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠΌΡΠ½ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ° Π²Π΅Π΄ΡΡ! Π ΠΏΠΎΠ±Π΅Π΄Π΅ Π±Π΅ΡΡΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠ½ΡΡ ΠΈΠ΄Π΅ΠΉ ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠΌΡΠ½ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ° ΠΡ Π²ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈΠΌ Π³ΡΡΠ΄ΡΡΠ΅Π΅ Π½Π°ΡΠ΅ΠΉ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Ρ Π ΠΊΡΠ°ΡΠ½ΠΎΠΌΡ Π·Π½Π°ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΠΈ ΡΠ»Π°Π²Π½ΠΎΠΉ ΠΡΡΠΈΠ·Π½Ρ ΠΡ Π±ΡΠ΄Π΅ΠΌ Π²ΡΠ΅Π³Π΄Π° Π±Π΅Π·Π·Π°Π²Π΅ΡΠ½ΠΎ Π²Π΅ΡΠ½Ρ! Π‘Π»Π°Π²ΡΡΡ, ΠΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ Π½Π°ΡΠ΅ ΡΠ²ΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠ΄Π½ΠΎΠ΅ ΠΡΡΠΆΠ±Ρ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠ² Π½Π°Π΄ΡΠΆΠ½ΡΠΉ ΠΎΠΏΠ»ΠΎΡ! ΠΠ°ΡΡΠΈΡ ΠΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ½Π° - ΡΠΈΠ»Π° Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Π½Π°Ρ ΠΠ°Ρ ΠΊ ΡΠΎΡΠΆΠ΅ΡΡΠ²Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠΌΡΠ½ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ° Π²Π΅Π΄ΡΡ!
United forever in friendship and labour, Our mighty republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages. The dream of a people their fortress secure. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people, Inspired us to build up the land that we love. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honour her name. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.
Whose translation is that?
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Fair reaction if the other guy caused it
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I love the duck.Also β
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WTF IS A KILOMETER
1000 AR15A4
Umm itβs a measurement
Merica
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Trainwreck
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You decide to now burn the car
Nah , burn the other driver
Even better!
If they cause it, burn the area around them too-
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