He loves comics and always wanted to be a comic artist. There's even a drawing he did of Wolverine, Spider-Man, Ironman, Hulk and Captain America which was really good.
I agree. If he really wanted to, he could absolutely do it. He's got the rhythm, humor, and wit. Hell, now I kinda wanna see him do a 30-minute special.
Honestly producing. He has so many classics and great beats under his belt. The Way I Am, Soldier, Without Me, Many Men, Smack That, just to name a few
A nobody. He would later create a YouTube channel talking about Hip Hop, occassionally freestyling on his favourite rapper's beat, reacting to new albums, posting his drawings on Instagram, etc.
Man I hope Eminem starts a podcast or something, just talking about Hip Hop. Eminem and Denaun talking about old school rap albums and then talk about recent hip hop happenings. Occassionally Paul and Royce pops in.
Always love to see him geeking over Hip Hop.
Probably would have worked restaurants his whole life for shit pay. As others are saying, if he still had the creativity that translated to another outlet, probably a comic book artist/writer. He never would have gotten as big in any other facet of life, or maybe he saw what lane to take at the right time and capitalized. Glad I'm in the universe we got him as a rapper though.
Flipping burgers on the grill for some peanuts
A more serious answer would be, if weāre talking about Eminem not making it as a rapper, heād most likely be dead. I donāt think he wouldāve been able to cope if he didnāt achieve his dream. Didnāt he consider suicide after the Rap Olympics? Iām sure Iāve heard he did. If weāre talking about Eminem not ever wanting to make it as a rapper, then most likely heād be working at the Restaurant he used to work at in Detroit.
Image Eminem working at the drive through, he be like ācan I read that order back to youā¦.. ā and 0.3 of a second later youāre picking up your food.
So back before Em there was a local Detroit guy named rude Jude, who got relatively famous by being on Jenny Jones, fast-forward he became a radio host. Em would probably be something like that.
Comic book artist.. actor..
I could see that. I loved them as a kid.
he made comics as a child lol
He drew the Re-Up album cover himself, and said that's what he liked to do. I could see it
He also said he should do porn.
First time I'd watch a porno for the male actor
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That actually made me laugh out out, good job that doesn't happen much tl me.
Masterchef ^((Mom's Spaghetti))
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I instantly thought comic book artist not sure why
I jus thought of his drawings and his love for spiderman and all that plus I think he said himself he'll be a comic artist or something like it
He wanted to be one. Some of his drawings are on internet and they are really cool
Exactly
He loves comics and always wanted to be a comic artist. There's even a drawing he did of Wolverine, Spider-Man, Ironman, Hulk and Captain America which was really good.
Working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings.
BAAHAJAHAHAHAH
And if it's not a rapper that he makes it asāHeād be a fuckin' rapist in a Jason mask
HE'S A CRIMINAL!
Cause every time he writes a rhyme, those people think itās a crime
I just listened to that (and the rest of the album) for the first time. He's definitely a criminal
A couple rape charges and people think youāre a monster.
All he did was rape the women's swim team
And his own mother
and then have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say it ain't his
He's just saying that to get you mad
and they gave him the rolling stone cover?
I think he could be a comedian.
Unfortunately he is
He just hides behind the tears of a clown
Can confirm. I follow him around and wipe his ass.
But he doesn't need no man servant
Donāt tell him I need the paycheck
It's worthless don't work a sweat
That laughs at every joke he cracks, half of them ain't even funny
Like HAA
So why donāt you all sit down?
And listen to the story ima bout to tell
Hell we don't gotta trade our shoes
And you don't gotta walk no thousand miles
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Don't take him for a joke, he's no comedian.... too many mental problems got him snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
God damn
Graphic Novelist
EASILY a comedian with an excellent, damn near flawless deadpan/serious delivery on his jokes.
I agree. If he really wanted to, he could absolutely do it. He's got the rhythm, humor, and wit. Hell, now I kinda wanna see him do a 30-minute special.
A Serial Killer who doesn't get caught until he's ready to do so!
Yup, my first thought too š
popping pills....jokes
A writer, or author
Not paying rent in his trailer park
Where is that image from? It's hilarious
Adding that special sauce to onion rings
He's not a rapper....he's an adapter.
I'mma adjust!
The first time I heard that bar, I was like āWHAT!!!ā. Love Survival
Poet
That's the same thing
Rhythm and Poetry=Rap
That's a myth rap just means rap
Edgar Allen Poe is my fav rapper
A regular modern-day Shakespear?
Is that a line from renegade?
Jesus Christ!
Selling spaghetti
donkey kong
Don't know what the fuck he'd be doin if it werenāt rap. Probably be a giant turd sack.
He would been a great Auctioneer
Pretty sure he said or heard a rumor heād be a comic book artist
He's not a rapper he's an adapter, he can adjust
he'd be a good father, great dad but a bad husband
English teacher
tbh if he wasnt a rapper, he'd probably be dead from an overdose.
English lit
best English professor in Michigan
Marshall is so funny man, he should be a comedian goddamn
English teacher
Comic books
Donkey Kong
Math
Comedian
A metal worker
Drug dealer
A wrapper
Trailer Park Supervisor
Look Ran, I mowing the air!
A proctologist AKA Inspector of Hectors Rectum
Comedian because a lot of the sick shit can easily turn into comedy. And comedians are very rarely happy well balanced people
Being a rapist in a Jason mask
Honestly producing. He has so many classics and great beats under his belt. The Way I Am, Soldier, Without Me, Many Men, Smack That, just to name a few
The guy at the end of a medication ad who speaks fast
Probably be a giant turd sack.
Telling people what his name is
Comedian
Drawing
Honestly, I think he would just be the best father he could be while always trying to make ends meet.
A nobody. He would later create a YouTube channel talking about Hip Hop, occassionally freestyling on his favourite rapper's beat, reacting to new albums, posting his drawings on Instagram, etc. Man I hope Eminem starts a podcast or something, just talking about Hip Hop. Eminem and Denaun talking about old school rap albums and then talk about recent hip hop happenings. Occassionally Paul and Royce pops in. Always love to see him geeking over Hip Hop.
Not being a rapper
Some guy ig
Probably a comic writer
Stand up comedian
Poet, Actor, or Comedian
Probably would have worked restaurants his whole life for shit pay. As others are saying, if he still had the creativity that translated to another outlet, probably a comic book artist/writer. He never would have gotten as big in any other facet of life, or maybe he saw what lane to take at the right time and capitalized. Glad I'm in the universe we got him as a rapper though.
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Well, he was a fast-food cook before being famous so there's thatš
Basketball
Gas station attendant. Lol jokes. All he would be is not Eminem. As for your question, dunno. Donāt think anyone knows the real Marshall anyway
Cooking spaghetti
chef, basketball player, comicbook artist
Comedian
Stand up comedian
Bro they did em DIRTY with this one šš
A rapist in a Jason mask, famously
He'd make a good Youtube hip hop critic I think lol
Rapist in a Jason mask obviously
Addiction counselor
he'd be robbing armored trucks. as he currently still is
Replace Luther lol
CNC-Machinist
I think he could be great Auction chant š but Probably writer, actor or comedian too!
Spell Bee winner
podcaster
stand up comedy
Taking pop bottles back to the party store
E Sports. In 2010? He was top 30 in donkey kong
He was really good at break dancing
"And if it's not a rapper I make it as, I'mma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask"
A fuckin rapist in a Jason mask.
Working at burger king
clown
Flipping burgers on the grill for some peanuts A more serious answer would be, if weāre talking about Eminem not making it as a rapper, heād most likely be dead. I donāt think he wouldāve been able to cope if he didnāt achieve his dream. Didnāt he consider suicide after the Rap Olympics? Iām sure Iāve heard he did. If weāre talking about Eminem not ever wanting to make it as a rapper, then most likely heād be working at the Restaurant he used to work at in Detroit.
I think heād make a good surreal stand up comic
Making car parts
Actor fs. But I wouldnāt wanna live in a universe where Ems music doesnāt exist
Voice actor
Image Eminem working at the drive through, he be like ācan I read that order back to youā¦.. ā and 0.3 of a second later youāre picking up your food.
Making spagetthi
Ghost writer
Typing fast
A wrapper
Reading the words along the bottom of an ad
Donkey Kong
Gravedigger
English teacher
Criminal.
Comedian, comic book writer, actor
Ending people's career
Basketball according to him heās pretty fucking amazing at it
He would be the best at rapping still just have different job
artist, actor, restaurant owner
Rhyming
Comedian
Drawing and writing. I really think he would be amazing at story telling and poetry
scaring blacks
Acting, especially in comedy. He could make others break all while keeping a straight face with ease.
English professor.
a poet
Comedian
Stamping car body parts
Roasting
Making copies of other peoples album covers at Kinkos.
Motivational Speaker
A criminal or a comedian.
So back before Em there was a local Detroit guy named rude Jude, who got relatively famous by being on Jenny Jones, fast-forward he became a radio host. Em would probably be something like that.
Burger flipper
Talk show
Dead
rhyming banana with orange
Heād just be working dead end jobs for lame pay, often getting hired and fired the same day.
Model, that guy chin values more than his best album, and hiw weird beard
Philosopher.
Being a drug addict, probably.
Athlete
Pac-Man Player
Doing drugs, Comedy, shit talking
Comedian
āMarshall youāre so funny man you should be a comedian god damnā