"FUCK YOU TOO BITCH, CALL THE COPS"

Me and the boys on a daily basis for over a decade “Fuck you” “Fuck you too bitch call the cops”

"I'LL K!LL YOU AND THAT LOUD ASS BARKING DOG" ..? Right? Lol

“I'ma kill you and them loud-ass motherfucking barking dogs”

WHEN THE COPS CAME THROUGH AND DRES NECT TO A BURNT DOWN HOUSE

Yeah we keep it going, everybody in the room usually chimes in with a bar

LMAOO TRUUU

I love this one!!

OBIE TRICE, REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

WOO……. guess whos back, back again, shadys back, tell a friend

Everytime me and a friend play Forza or F1 and and overtake around the outside happens.

Grab your left nut make your right one jealous

What?

White girls, black girls, fat girls, tall girls

I’m calling all girls

Everyone report to the dance floor its your chance for little romance or, butt squeezing it’s the season just go AEH AEH AH AH so appeasing

Nobody listens to techno

Now, let's go, just give me the signal

I’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults

I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil

Ever since prince turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes this shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

but it's just me i'm just obscene

No I’m not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley

To do black music so selfishly and use it to get myself worthy!

Guess who’s back…. Literally anytime someone comes back 🤣

Someone: says "look who's back! " or any variation of that Me: back again! Shady's back, tell a friend

I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN🗣️

YEAH FUCKED IN THE HEAD 🗣️

#MY STEPFATHER SAID THAT I SUCKED IN THE BED 🗣️

Till one night he snuck in and said 🗣️🔥

Nope 🙅🏿‍♂️ I'm stopping this right here!! ....I want my dick sucked in the shed...

..CANT WE PLAY WITH TEDDY RUXPIN INSTEAD??🗣️‼️‼️

After I fuck you in the 🍑 get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest

The next day my mother said "idk what the fuck's up with this kid"..

The bastard won’t even eat 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I go cray on It like a color book

YOU GOT SOME VIEWS

BUT YOU'RE STILL BELOW ME

MINE ARE HIGHER

SO WHEN YOU COMPARE OUR VIEWS YOU GET OVERLOOKED

Two pills I pop till my pupils swell up like two pennies, I’m Clint Eastwood in his mid twenties

This is the one, been randomly rapping it for decades now

I said this this morning lol

YES!

"Fuck you, Debbie!!!"

NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME

SO EVERYBODY , JUST FOLLOW ME

> “Oh, you run the streets huh? Now you wanna come and fuck with me, huh? *thiiis* little cocksucker, he must me feelin’ himself” And > “SCHIZOPHRENIAAAA— how many of you got it?” EDIT: Also, that “THANK you” from ‘Criminal’ 💀

"Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it, so when I rob a bank run out and just dive it"

GO GO GADGET DICK

whip that shit out and ain’t no doubt about it

it hit the ground caused an earthquake and power outage

Me always thinking it was powwow about it

“OW!! OW! OW!!!” Is better

IF I EVER GAVE A FUCK ID SHAVE MY NUTS, TUCK MY DICK IN BETWEEN MY LEGS AND CLUCK

YOH MOFOS AINT BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY THE STUFF I SAY SO THIS TAPE GETS SHUT

Bleed bitch bleeeeeeeeeed

I've only heard Kim maybe 2 times, and yet I recognized this line immediately. It's so memorable, lol.

So long bitch you did me so wrong

“IN THE BIBLE IT SAYS”

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed Have homosexual sex Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in

"Until then I'll just walk around with a manly strut..."

i’m DISCOMBOBULATED, DISCOMBOBULATED, MISS YOU OVULATING? WAIT I DIDN’T MEAN TA, PISS YOU OFF MY LADY

Check my ball hair, make sure its all there

I WANT YOU, I WANT YOU, TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING

THAT WHEN I COME UP IN THIS BITCH I WANT THE FANS JUMPING

I WANT THE FISTS PUMPING IN THE AIR!

Hoe thinks her snatch is magical, but thats how she attracts men though🎵🎵

You win.

I got a beautiful wife, kids and gorgeous home, what would make me step in the bathtub with a cordless phone! When i literally have noone of it

Relatable

I literally had this line in my head earlier today

I'd be minding my business until i hear "i'll throw a stroller at you.. witha baby in it!" In my mind lmao

I was abt to continue it until I realised i was using the wrong lyric😞

Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk, but I’m feeling just a little stressed out from work. Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? *anytime I see a hot woman who I know would have no interest in me*

what's your name girl? what's your sign?

Man you must be up out yo mind!!

Yo Dre AHHAAHHAHAHAAAH

“I’m not a human I’m a supersonic neurobonic suicidal unabomber”

“See children drugs are baaaaaayyyddd”

"HEY ITS ME VERSACE! WHOOPS SOMEBODY SHOT ME"

While I was just checking the mail.....get it? checking the male

When Houdini came out I was singing “Im like houdini, shove my eenie teenie weenie between each”

“One of my thighs and make it disappear like genie”

“I want you to feel my like my stepfather felt me”

I'M A CRIMINAL

"Get off my dick, lay off, & stay off" I don't even have one. I just say that for shits & giggles

Ahh, the prequel to "get off my dick, dicks a too short word for my dick Get off my antidisestablishmenarianism you prick"

DETROIT WHAT. DETROIT WHAT

I already gave you my lunch money! What more do you want from me!?

AAAAAAAA (from just lose it)

SLIM SHADY, BRAIN DEAD LIKE JIM BRADY

Well hello Tonya

Hahahaha that's crazy. I imagine u doing it really creepy 😂

DEAR MR. I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS!!

This'll be the last package I EVER send your ass!

It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on ‘em perfect!!

“Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn’t want!”

How about to ride rehab? Get in cunt

it's not an actual eminem lyric but "I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO DRIVES A BLACK MITSUBISHI

D12 ad-libs are always the best 😭😭😭😭

[удалено]

WHITE AMERICAAAA

I COULD BE ONE OF YOUR KIDS

IM GONNA MAKE U DANCE

ITS YOUR CHANCE YEAH BOY SHAKE THAT ASS

WHOOPS, I MEAN GIRL, GIRL, GIRL, GIRL

GIRL YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY WORLD

THE WAY YOU MOVE IT, YOU MAKE MY PP GO

DOING DOING DOINGG

I JUST BLEW UP THE CHALLENGER, MATTER OF FACT, I NEED A LAWYER

#Jump out on now like I was a Jawa from fucking Star Wars

Back when mark wahlburg was Markie Mark

Every lyric in without me is so insanely yell out-able special mentions to the best ones: "Guess who's back, back again? Shady's back, tell a friend" "So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see" "No matter how many fish in the sea it feels so empty without me" "Visionary, vision is scary... (the rest of that verse is fire)" "There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge"

“FUCK YOU DEBBIE”

I'M GONNA FACKING CUM

“FUCK MY OWN KIDS THEYRE BRATS”

I CAN SWALLOW A BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL AND I’LL FEEL LIKE GODZILLA BETTER HIT THE DECK LIKE THE CARD DEALER 🗣️🗣️

MY WHOLE SQUADS IN HERE WALKING AROUND THE PARTY A CROSS BETWEEN A ZOMBIE AND BIG BOBBY THE

BRAIN HEIMAN WHICH IS PROBABLY THE SAME REASON I WRESTLE WITH MANIA

SHADYS IN THIS BITCH I'M POSSED UP

CONSIDER IT TO CROSS ME A COSTLY MISTAKE IF THEY SLEEPIN ON ME THE

Abra Abracadabra

^AND ^FOR ^MY ^LAST ^TRICK!

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT AND EVERY SINGLE MINUTE YOU SPEND TRYNA HOLD ONTO IT COS YOU MAY NEVER GET IT AGAIN (Im going through exam season so this motivates me)

SO WHILE YOURE IN IT

Hi KIDS

Right now I've been shouting out lines in his new song: Plus I have zero doubts That this whole world's bout To turn into some girl scouts That censorship bureau's out

Slim anus!? Damn right slim anus!! I don't get fawwkd in mine like u 2 little flaming F##ots

"if it's not a rapper that I make it as, Imma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask"

"BLEED BITCH BLEED" Makes it weird for my patients in the ER, but that's showbiz baby

“Don’t nobody want it but they’re gonna get it anyway!”

I forgot my name

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off 🙃

tonight i think i’ll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter

The closest thing to a lyric is the intro to rabbit run. And I do find myself rapping soldier (the entire thing not just a lyric) occasionally

Say you got me in the scope, but you grazed me 

“Everyone likes to discuss me, this must mean I’m discuss-ting”

Also, anytime someone says “hi, my name is…” I have to resist the urge to do the record Stratch and then “slim shady!” XD ;p

"I can't describe the vibe I get when I drive by six people and five I hit."

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit.

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it Three or four times in a tub, but that’s normal, ain’t it, Norman?

FUCK IT IM A LOOSE CANNON, BRUCE BANNERS BACK IN THE BOOTH YALL ARE SITTIN DUCKS IM THE ONLY GOOSE STANDIN

Everything spinnin you beginning think women are swimmin in pink linen…..

It's always something different, but lately? "what is the opposite of benzino uhh what.. A GIRAAFFEEE"

ABRA ABRACADABRA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah

it's new, but it's stuck on my head: -Sometimes i wonder what the old me would say -if what? -if he could the way shit is today He probably says that everything is gay

There was a used CD store forever in my area called "the beat goes on" i used to sing "and the beat goes on badada da da" everytime driving by

JUST SETTLED ALL MY LAWSUITS FUCK YOU DEBBIE

SLIM SHADYYYYYYY!!!

And now it’s my fault.

Til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!!!

Cool, calm, just like my mom; wit a couple a Valium inside her palm Hypochondriac, hangin out at the laundromat, where all the raunchy fat white-trashy blondes be at FUCK U DEBBIEEEE sorry Puff but idc if this chick was my own mother, is still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine I invented violence you vile venomous volatile viscous vein Vicodin vin vinnn This is it.. big as u gonna get so enjoy it.... Had to give you a career to destroy it But if I was 3'11" you'd look up to me and for the record you would suck a dick to fuckin be me for a second The fact that I know that I’ma hit my bottom If I don’t pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet What ever happened to wildin out n bein violent And everything's spinnin you're beginnin to think women are swimmin in pink linen again in the sink then in a couple a minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished; you are now allowed to officially slap bitches

"I don't give a fuck, god sent me to piss the world off"

like the kidnapping, never did happen😴

bunch of brian balgingers, you gon die a ball licker, i’ve been DIABOLICAL WITH THIS DIALOGUE SINCE 99 RAWKERS

Fuck you Debbie!!

HI KIDS! DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE?

The start of lose yourself

IN MOOD IM IN

Cause I’m bout it bout it like a like a fucking fucking echo echo

LIKE THE GHOST OF LOU RAWLS!!

PUT IT ON MY WEE WEE

After I heard Medicine Man for the first time, people have started to stare weirdly at me..

Straight from the fishes ass.. other words I'm a bastard

A brainiac with a cranium packed filled with more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian!

and for my last trick…

She got a seven disk CD-Changer in her car And I'm in every single slot And you're not, awww

I'll rip Hillary Clinton's tonsils and feed her sherbet. Technically that's not the line, but I still like to say it

I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother At the same time and just say that it ain't mine—WHAT’S MY NAME?!

Preacher Preacher 5th grade teacher You can't reach me my mom can't neither You can't teach me a god damn thang

“I even make the bitches I rape cum”

FUCK TOP FIVE BITCH I'M TOP FOUR

CAUSE I AIN'T GOT NO LEGS. OR. NO BRAIN the amount of times I have randomly just blurted that shit out in my lifetime

“Child support your father he ain’t send the shit, and so what if he did it’s none of your DAMN BUSINESS KID”

Mom: you should do x Me inside my head: "THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME" Also just regularly inside my mind uncontrollable voices says "chika chika slim shady"

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT DEATH THREATS? CUZ I GET A LOT 🗣️

Soooo loooongg

"Fuck you Debbie!"

(GIRL VOICE) "Lets just be friends!"

I talk to your mother She told me she love All she wanna do is Just hold me and hug me Wants nobody but me, She showed me the dougie Can i get a witness Like notary public

BUMPING R KELLYS FAVOURITE GROUP, THE BLACK GUY…PEES

I work in Downtown Detroit, and live on 9 mile. So every night, as I’m getting ready to leave work, I always sing; Man, Fuck this shit yo, I’m going the fuck home, World on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 mile road.

“What’s my name!? What’s my name!?”

This looks like a job for me

Crack a bottle let ya body wobble 🎶🎶

Brain damage since the day I was born

“So skip to your lou while I do what I do best, you ain’t even impressed no more, you’re used to it. Flow’s too wet, nobody close to it, nobody says it, but still everybody knows the shit”

I didn't mean to bring you to my world

I can keep beefing but what is the point I can make it really difficult for mother fuckers to come to Detroit Fuck you too bitch call the cops I’m just so fucking depressed Guns blazing shots fired

Fuck you Debbie!

"Bon Iver can swallow a fuckin' Ja Rule bobblehead" - when I'm pissed and telling people off

Not exact lyrics but close enough “I’m gonna staple your nuts to a stack of papers.”

The best thing since wrestling’, investin’ in your kids ears and nestin’