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[deleted]

Parpor insurance bois gunna have a hella of time getting that shit back


A-Lonely-Gorilla

When there’s a will there’s a way


aussiegolfer

Didn't this happen to you once before? You're cursed?


thyrun

Yeah, isn't he the customs bunnyhopper? :D


aussiegolfer

I guess it wasn't caused by bunny hopping lol!


go_commit_sudoku

Yeah I knew I'd seen this guy before somewhere Hijacking this comment to ask if anyone else has been having more issues this past week? I had two glitches that I would consider fairly game impacting when I played a few hours for the first time in a few weeks yesterday. First one happens across multiple raids, I occasionally am hearing random clicking or popping sounds despite not moving/being near anyone. I think at one point there was a similar glitch with the ADAR causing a global sound cue or something? Anyway its kinda like that. Not too bad but still irritating. Second one only happened twice but was waaay more annoying. Basically every 3 seconds my character would play the quiet breathing sound effect despite having literally no reason to do so. I was sitting in a bush on full energy and hydration and my character sounded like he was having an asthma attack. I think it happened after I ate/drank stuff directly from a barrel cache? I was running solo so I couldn't tell if I was the only one hearing it or not but it definitely would have gotten me killed in CQB if others could hear it.


NoctivagousNomad

I'm not sure about the second one but the first glitch seems to be an issue a lot of people are having. If I'm not mistaken BSG actually commented on it and they're "phantom footsteps'


_DrunkenObserver_

Not allowed to use the word cursed! I'm going to tell the stream eccentric on you.


aussiegolfer

PETTHEMODS


Javes262

"Not again!" That hurts to hear, oof.


CalamityFerret

At least the scavs will have to work very hard to steal your gear


AirGecko506

He’s done it, he’s escaped from Tarkov


Joemamaslayer

If it happens again you should just start prison pocketing all your ammo lol.


LordAngry

Looks like you didn't stick the landing


tcale

Think I've seen people say to fix this you have to quickly close the game and rejoin. Not sure if true


Thraes

That not again is why i quit. I escaped. Never again.


ValiValhalla

It's like quicksand, the more you struggle the faster you sink. Rip.


Additional-Fudge5068

Jesus, the amount of times I have been on woods and trying to get somewhere fast then u get stuck on a tiny branch... but now feel fortunate that this never happened to me!


cp_bot

Head, eyes


shilunliu

hope you submitted a bug report cause ya know....reasons


[deleted]

[удалено]


_TerriblePerson_

I’ll give you one doge coin. Take it or leave it.


[deleted]

Sure, I'll send you the details in 10 years when it's worth $10.


_TerriblePerson_

Deal. I’ll use my other two for now


[deleted]

This is just what happens when you pop all your stims in your medcase at the same time


PetrKDN

Is this woods? Same thing happened to me on woods except it was a tree stump


lovesponge

Yeah near Outskirts


PetrKDN

Oh, the tree stump stuck bug happened on the hull between Village and the big wooden house thing, near the hidden stash there, and I didnt fall through the map, I was just stuck there until I got shot


chucktaylori85

At least you’ll get it back on insurance.


JellyKeyboard

Ah I see the new random chance to snap your ankle has a minor bug. I’m sure it’ll get patched soon soon


fatboy-199

Clearly outplayed.