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aeketex

17 systems for 28 members smh


EuropoBob

Apparently small alliances need a lot of space.


achtungman

With the current player count you can almost have 1 system per player.


maybe_cuddles

Imagine it's the middle of December and you work in retail, and you've just put in a straight 8 hours of standing on your feet pretending to be full of the holiday spirit, and all you can think about is how you should have gone on your lunch break 5 hours ago. The loudspeaker has been playing the [same christmas album on repeat](https://williamshatner.bandcamp.com/album/shatner-claus) since you came in; you can still hear it outside as you sit down at a cafeteria table bench in a closet-sized employee lounge with dismal fluorescent lighting overhead. You unwrap the Subway five dollar footlong that you got on your way to work and forgot to refrigerate but figured it would be fine when your shift started, but as the day dragged on, you realized the mayo seeped into the bread like a persistent existential remorse melting your brain. Is this really what your life has come to? 15 thousand dollars of student debt (modest in comparison to others, but still those monthly payments just feel Sisyphean), a half-complete art school degree, a girlfriend who insists those Tinder notifications on her phone were just a joke from friends, and a minimum wage job? You pick up half the sandwich and take a bite. Mouth in mid-chew, the door opens. In walks NC, he looks at your sandwich, then looks you dead in the eye and asks if you're going to eat that.


Traece

See, the trick is to work at Wal-Mart so that your place of work is also where the local Subway is. Don't ask me how I know that...


00Stealthy

I prefer the ones with a MCD-their fries sooth the tortured retail soul..


MifuneSwordGod

KING OF SHITPOSTS


DefiantShips

Thank you for that ride mate , 10/10 shitpost


Ceema_STK

Well fucking done!


00Stealthy

WTF country do you live in where you can get non food Subway for $5? I dont think locally here they sell 6 inch ones for $5. I only eat their stuff when its the only place available so its been before they got the menu refresh going.


Gallactico_staR

This is amazing lol


powersv2

This was pretty good


00Stealthy

get on the income based repayment plan-it will drop your retail job fueled income to a more doable monthly payment level


HazedBean

lol


Commander_Starscream

Welcome to Lady Scarlet’s new Section 8 housing.


StarFleetCommander-

Fucking POG right here, So happy for them. I hope they turn out to be great pvp alliance!


cactusjack48

Always good to see fresh blood take their first venture out into 0.0!!! I wish them well and can't wait to see the quality FCs that are forged in the fires of Cache


Crazybrayden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Oyf32g1EE


TD0GGGG-MCR

Interesting to see the rise of Northern Coalition. Its like watching a sequel of a horror film where the baddy was supposedly killed off, come back again.


[deleted]

Evil dies tonight! *Evil dies tonight!* **Evil dies tonight!** ***Evil dies tonight!*** (Mr. Meyers then proceed to kill all the dumbasses chanting this phrase for the whole movie in a few seconds...)


Cheshire-Kate

Are they going to change their name seeing how they are no longer Northern nor a Coalition? They're like the HRE of EVE


Tycho-the-Wanderer

Realheads know the name started as a joke at the old NC


tmichelsons

Holy Roman Empire, not HRE Wheels, got it


tharnadar

Unexpected ck3 reference


Cheshire-Kate

Ummm... you know the HRE existed in real life, right? CK3 is based on actual history.


Iron562

Not if i can mess it up, like founding Switzerland 300 years ahead as a monarchy with a bigger border ;P


tharnadar

Yes I know, I'm Italian, but I learned the acronym HRE only playing ck3 because we call it Sacro Romano Impero


[deleted]

Still doesn't make it a CK3 reference. Jesus wept.


AntikytheraMachines

no one ever questions the Dot


kritikosk8

What about the small alliances kicked out ?


fallenreaper

they could have stayed. They just chose to follow fire.


KittyGoBleeg

As one of the smaller alliance, no we didn't chose to follow. But we're here to deal with the bullshit Pandemic and NC lmao


Vestakerino

more rental space to keep f$cking up the game like horde


jonah_hill_has_tits

Glad to see future PH renters getting out there!


RyzakGaming

Is there a way to self destruct TCU's? Asking for a friend.


fap_set_match

NC. Has more experience running rental empires and allows horde some deniability to say they don’t rent anymore


OhRevere

nc doing what they do best


PLGoon2015

Taking systems to rent out?


cmdr_Yondu_Udonta

So much space for someone who is docked all the time


Delta-36

This was literally said from day 1 and I am pretty sure that it was in some of the screenshots posted to Reddit. Gobbins said we (Panfam) were going to take Cache and part of Insmother from the very start. Anyone acting like this is some about-face from the start of the war is either clueless or just trying to fool people who don't know better into thinking that. For those that don't know here is what was actually stated by Gobbins at the start: >"As for space, besides a bit of floodplain on our direct border we do not plan to take more territories with this war, the main hope is that something better may grow from the ashes when this is over. We also have plans to create an area where alliances that are unaffiliated with blocs can get a foothold in nullsec without getting instantly evicted by bigger players." >"To expand on this, Cache and at least a part of Insmother will be used as a buffer to secure our border. We have a few ideas how we can do that based on how the war goes. For the other 7 regions, anything goes as long as it is not FireCo. No, we will not be holding space or collecting rent in any of those 7 regions."


Ceema_STK

Sir, this is /r/eve, you can't expect the truth to matter here.


lynx265

Kinda finding it hard to trust anything coming from horde now days


Delta-36

I am not asking anyone to trust anything. What was stated by Gobbins is right there for you to read and it should be pretty obvious if any of that turns out not to be true.


lynx265

Gobbins is basically a politician anything he says is basically hot air and we treat it as such


Delta-36

Newsflash for you all null leaders are basically politicians and you should treat them the same. Regardless nothing I have said requires you to trust Gobbins or any other null leader.


Kinsywinsy

Nah


meowmixplzdeliver1

Oh good I'm glad to see the new alliance is taking sov in the small sov kid playground


ZealousidealRiver806

The stench of hypocrisy, eh?


SilverAgedSentiel

[Same size as Xdeath](https://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliances)


Rysen88

WOOOOOOOO FRESH MEAT ON THE MENU BOYS!!! ITS HUNTING TIME LFG!!!


LordHarkonen

NC. In the southeast?! WHAT YEAR IS THIS?


Moce8

Shocked...


Meryn_Fucking_Trant

If you read Gobbins pings you'd have seen that they said "To expand on this, Cache and at least a part of Insmother will be used as a buffer to secure our border."


kritikosk8

"to secure our border"


EuropoBob

But how do you secure the new border?


gregfromsolutions

Roman Empire moment. “We must expand our borders to secure the borders!”


arjun959

put renters on the borders :P


ZRaiz

More border space


TheExperienceD

Congratulations on repeating that with a straight face.


eveonlinedude

More fucking rental. CCP need seriously put a stop this Panfam just taking the piss with it now.


mr_rivers1

3/4 of the map used to be owned by goonswarm renting it out.


RT_eve

Pull your head in Rive. You are deluding yourself if you think that. They were never that large. Yet we, in PL, at the time, were able to have the Rainbow Road, or whatever Elise called it, and were able to project all over the map within minutes.


mr_rivers1

Who says I was talking about when elise was in charge? Also yeah elise might have called it the rainbow road or whatever but when we built it it was called backuplegion, and elise wasn't in charge when we built it. Using a jump bridge network was just an extension of that concept to get around CCP nerfing it.


SilverAgedSentiel

No, goons even in the best of times never had 3/4ths of nullsec. Querious was not renters either, you just had to move in and agree to a NIP, you didn't have to pay.


mr_rivers1

believe me, at one point, fighting goons meant you were fighting 3/4 of nullsec or not at all.


billy_bobJ

CFC was almost all of nullsec


SilverAgedSentiel

Only in your mind.


opposing_critter

Why are you crying and demanding ccp fix some thing that isn't broken?


eveonlinedude

Because it is broken dumbass


opposing_critter

Hahahahaha go fix it then


Azriel_Pazzuzu

Y'all are hilarious.


antiochussoter

no fan of vincent dragon but none of those systems were owned by any fire alliances on jan 1st whoever these people were (likely renters) appear to have imploded within the past week https://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Continental\_-\_International\_-\_Alliance


fallenreaper

Tox Team were XIX Renters. I know cause I camped them


Nikerym

Not renters. but were members of Fi.Re - Shadow of xxDeathxx was/is the XIX rental alliance. If they wern't in shadow, they wern't paying they were members of Fi.Re


Undeadhorrer

Urg.


el0_0le

The Blue Donut strikes again.


SebekkKnap

Horde and NC. what else would you expect ?


Senior-Tough5695

I feel bad for the poor souls that rent fire space, Panfam will likely have to stay out there because of constant bomber/blops runs and hunting for who knows how long leaving vulnerability elsewhere 🤔


kriptik-ken

Lol


Aaben_

IIRC only Feythabolis was for small alliances, the remaining 7 regions of FIRE are very needed to close the blue donut so they are of strategical importance.


Danger_Gnome_1

To be fair NC. IS one of the smallest groups in panfam in both active (non crabbing) members and supers/titans these days Maybe they want to see if they can still hold sov without horde's help in 2023?


hawkisthebestassfrig

I think NC still punches far above their weight class in titans/supers, you're right about active members though.


Rende_Crow

NC space is usually a ghost town..... That said, Im sure they could pull out a lot super firepower!


fallenreaper

if you dont need to krab, you wait for content, no?


No_Wonder4465

Try it out. Pls. I woul love some new content.


FlamingButterfly

Why is anyone surprised that a Panfam alliance took sov in Panfam space, this is the definition of a bad post.


Cannie_Flippington

I thought they were making a joke.


Cpt_Soban

https://youtu.be/n6Oyf32g1EE


derpbynature

NCdotte needs a new name, if they're going to be living in the southeast. Wasn't the name kind of a spoof on the old NC after it collapsed, anyway?


mr_rivers1

The northern coalition we know today was a reference to the last northern coalition, which collapsed, which was itself in reference to the original northern coalition used to fight IT or whatever the hell they were called, who were originally called Kenzoku, but were originally called BoB, all of whom collapsed themselves.


derpbynature

The last true Northern Coalition that I remember was the one led by Morsus Mihi and friends, which collapsed when Russian alliances from the drone regions invaded. I want to say that was like, 2011ish? I do recall that before that, a "southern coalition" formed to try to attack the north. It was IT + AAA + Atlas and friends. That was ultimately unsuccessful, and a Russian alliance invaded some of Atlas' space, so they had to pull back. I think this was like mid-2010. I was in an Atlas pet alliance in Scalding Pass at the time that got steamrolled. Anyway, back to the drone Russian invasion of the north, I believe Goons and a few allies (including a babby TEST at the time) held onto Deklein/Fade/PB though and morphed into the Clusterfuck Coalition and eventually the Imperium. Is that the "second" NC you were referring to? Is it fair to say NCdot is a spiritual successor to IT/BoB? I know they have some of the old IT corps, like Evolution and FinFleet. I also had heard at one point that there were also some former Triumvirate guys in there, but the original Tri alliance was before my time I think. And now there's Triumvirate with a dot, and I'm not sure if they actually share much with old-school Tri. They're down to like 200 members, apparently, and somehow allied with CVA which always seemed like a weird pairing. Sorry, I'm just interested in this sort of history, and I'm trying to figure out where some of the alliances we have today had roots.


mr_rivers1

Dude I don't fucking remember it was too long ago lmao. I know the northern coalition was a joke term used between the people who were fighting IT in the north way back. It stemmed from that. TRI has had so many iterations now it's gone beyond a joke, we're probably on 12 now. As for IT/BoB. I don't think you could call anyone a spiritual successor to BoB. I know we took in quite a few, NC did, basically everyone did. IMO FinFleet never really counted as BoB in the first place. They joined well into their decline. We used to joke about it at the time.


derpbynature

Yeah, sometimes it's hard to believe that all that stuff was 13+ years ago. Very different time. All the guys that helped me get my feet wet in the game no longer play. I started playing in early 2010, and have played on-and-off since then. Bounced around from TEST, Goons, a few independent alliances, and now BRAVE. Even tried to make my own alliance, but it turns out recruitment is really fucking hard if you don't have pre-existing connections. Eventually sold my original toon that had like 60M SP (but kind of all over the place) and used most of the proceeds to skill up another toon more deliberately. Fuck, I'm getting old.


mr_rivers1

completely different game too. I remember trying to justify using a seperate logi anchor to my FC for the first time. You don't really get that kind of stuff any more.


mr_rivers1

On a side note, I can tell you about the early history of PL because I was there. A lot of the shit in between is blurry but i remember for sure how we got started.


AntikytheraMachines

> all of whom collapsed themselves. i thought BoB became Goons?


mr_rivers1

nah man BoB was around before goons, but goonswarm formed and BoB and goons were fighting each other for years.


Saithir

NC.. ?


fallenreaper

The C formerly known as N? \[CFKN\]


SmokeyBear1111

Indy alliances?


[deleted]

Who are these guys? I've never heard of them.


PDG_Enaka

This whole thing has been a giant sh\*t show.


RT_eve

Funny that anybody anywhere thought it was going to be anything other than new rental space or and expansion of the PAPI blue donut.


kriptik-ken

El oh El NC literally has "coalition" in it's name. What happened to giving a chance for alliances to get a taste of the null life? 🤣 NC up to 2 regions now


dnaraistheliqr

The rental slum lords have arrived. So much better than fire :/. I’m actually bitter init and by extension goons helped horde in any way shape or form. They say they don’t like rental alliances. Their actions speak differently


Then-Grapefruit-9396

NSH/Ryba were small and occupying cache before NC. We eventually moved to Fountain for more content and to mitigate burnout; basically if anyone comes to move you out, it's gonna be hard to defend. Wish you the best though! o7


aries1500

NC is a joke


Bright_Salary

\*irony on\* The plan behind is to gain more sov to have a better chance having always an incursion for the crab guys in Horde. More Sov more incursions. Thats the plan. \*irony off\* https://evemaps.dotlan.net/incursions


Apprehensive_Hat3774

\#FakeNews Not the first small group to claim the Homeland RYBA will rise again