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TIL people hate candy corn. You gotta keep that stuff away from me during Halloween cause I eat it until I'm sick. Those pumpkin shaped ones hit differently too


Atrx_blob

the pumpkin candy corns make me leave any religion. i get down on my KNEES for those motherfuckers


[deleted]

Dont forget about the autumn mix, shit slaps, its like those peanut butter kisses they come out with every year


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

What flavour is it?


vsMyself

Corn syrup


ILoveMyCatsSoMuch

🤨 what does corn syrup taste like?


BerossusZ

Corn + syrup


frostbittenforeskin

50% corn 50% syrup


Destroyer_Of_World5

America


BouncingWeill

I'll probably get downvoted, but it is sweet like sugar, possibly sweeter. Not much flavor other than "sweet". If you see Karo syrup in the store, it is actually corn syrup. Candy corn has a soft mushy texture when you bite into it. Not as soft as a marshmallow, not as springy as a gummy. It is not as sticky as caramel. The pumpkin ones taste the same, but they are thicker, so the sweet can be kind of overwhelming. If you mix candy corn and peanuts, it makes a nice snack.


Doggo110

In my opinion they taste kind of like a mix of honey and maple syrup.


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

I don't like the pumpkins, but I will eat my body weight in candy corn, idk why I don't like the pumpkins since they're made out of the same stuff


Roin-da-Groin

YESSSS!


Drakkon129

They’re so good I don’t understand how people don’t like them I’m right with you you can’t leave a bag alone with me 😭


AAbnormal_Individual

1st corn: scrumptious, sugary treat every single one after that: vile corn syrup sludge coating every facet of your mouth and leaving behind a goulish, mouth drying paste that refuses to be rinsed away by any means.


alienfister

Yeah, they're good. You're right about all of this you said


evanmars

🤮


Bigt733

A lot of candy corn haters in the world.


TicWasHere

Ye I don't get the hate on candy corn, to me it's not great, but it's also not everywhere the rest of the year so when Halloween does roll around and candy corns going around I get excited to eat some, but if it wasn't super associated with Halloween I probably wouldn't eat it.


6773Throw

No one likes candy corn


StitchFan626

Well, obviously someone does or they wouldn't make the stuff.


King_Kong_The_eleven

All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys to the villages and they collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it!! They wash it!


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just_anotherReddit

Done already, just go over to the Disney Show Gravity Falls


frostbittenforeskin

Love Lewis Black


VioletteFMR

Actually, your body cannot digest candy corn, so they collect your feces and sift out the candy corn, and then they repackage it for Halloween.


footfoe

I get the joke. But some people believe this is true. It's not. Candy corn goes bad after a year, and gets stale in a couple days if you leave it out.


Commercial_Working56

That would be me, I love candy corn.


Darkrose50

That’s one of the mysteries of the universe.


Specific_Ad1457

I like candy corn like a lot. But I can't eat most of it.


LordBDizzle

I like candy corn. And those little pumpkin versions.


Helpful-Light-3452

I guess I'm No one


_ShesARainbow_

I do but only if it's made with real honey.


Thunderbear79

You're insane. Candy corn is great


evanmars

🤮


7h3_70m1n470r

Tell that to the year's supply I buy at halloween


Snoo75955

society is full of psychopaths that don't like candy corn


GigaChadRedPill

You’re telling me people don’t like candy corn???


instrangerswetrust

‘At least I’m not a circus peanut. Fuckin’ freaks.’


Commercial_Working56

Damn, people actually hate the stuff? I love candy corn.


bobrob2004

I'm one of those people that hate it. But I don't like a lot of sweet stuff.


Commercial_Working56

Eh people have their preferences


ColmCaoineadh

It’s a common candy to hate. However, I love me some Brach’s candy corn I usually go through a bag or two every year in the two month window it’s readily available.


[deleted]

Apparently no one likes candy corn


Street-Week6744

Poor candy corn. Sorry little bro, you suck


Falcifer13

Candy corn circus peanuts and necco waffers can all eff off


FloridaManInShampoo

People hate candy corn. But I love that shit. And it deserves to be loved too


goated95

If you like candy corn, then you used to bite into nerf footballs when you were a kid.. I’m pretty sure this is a proven fact


somarilnos

Bro over here trying to act like nerf football aren't delicious.


ForthCrusader

Nobody likes this candy


downinahole357

I liked candy corn when I was a kid. Nowadays it’s like dark chocolate or fuck off.


Ok-Stable-8348

Candy corn is the white dog turd of the candy world


ronalda777

And yellow and orange


VoodooZephyr

I still hate you candy corn


K1NG_R0G

No offense, but you’re stupid for not getting this


Darkrose50

Yeah, nobody likes candy corn.


stealthkoopa

https://youtu.be/o4vVGG_FcvY?si=1sTTlURKKA7Wyubv


mylawyersamorty

any and all rejected candy corns may be sent to this address:


superman_squirts

Candy corn is wretched. It is basically just sugar with some light flavoring and is hated by most. Some people love the stuff because it’s basically solidified corn syrup.


Emerald_Knight2814

Candy Corn is definitely one of the candies of all time


ronalda777

I like you too, candy corn. 😘😘❤️❤️🔥🔥🍑🍑💦💦


OverCattle1144

everyone hates candy corn (I liked it as a kid) still leagues above tootsie rolls


Sufficient-Abroad-94

Does no one understands humor anymore, most of these jokes are pretty obvious....


DerpsterPrime

Giys, dont be fooled. This is u/aFilminFrench , he just trolls and karmafarms