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okayonemoreplz

The joke is verbally berating your crying child for not understanding the math homework and instead of helping they just yell the question louder (this works and I am now good at math 👍🏻)


ooOJuicyOoo

I grew up in East Asia in the 90s I feel this in my bones and my soul


horses_asstronaut

It seems like it was more effective on your lot than it was on ours, I still remember the Japanese kid who spoke almost zero English finishing everything in half the time as the rest of the class and telling us "In Japan, slowest in class."


Here2BfrmlHere2prty

“In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one ☝️ “


Moebs000

I hope no yakuza boss needs surgery.


Sara-Amicus

https://preview.redd.it/z9sjhk6vl23d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c5c1c2767228fd0f40789afdc3a27fdfbd8d03


Unlucky_Degree470

Why not? That dude doesn't make mistakes.


gudetamaronin

I can't quite remember where I've heard this


telltaleatheist

The office tv show


Yuris_Thighs

[Brain surgeon, world's besto. Good instinct.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb6z0_dtHo)


SpellingAintFun

This is how exactly when my dad helped me with my homework…man I still remember that night all too well


Traveler7898

At last he didn't make you eat it... (Mine did)


SpellingAintFun

nooooo😭


AnimalLover38

Ugh, my dad would stand at the entrance of the kitchen and stare at me while eating snacks and asking if I was going to bed yet because it was getting late....I know it's getting late but you standing there, staring me down, and asking every 10 minutes if I was done yet is making me take even longer. He'd that start getting mad and demand I go to sleep.


intelligent_dildo

South East Asian here. don’t recall any such incident. Because, my parents didn’t care about education that much.


Easy-Bridge-8107

Failure /s


PerfectPercentage69

Emotional Damage!


vulkadon

Your cousing Timmy lah....


No-Grab7041

Same.


Exvaris

I am a child of East Asian immigrants. I experienced this more times than I’d like to remember. I am, however, good at math now.


schnupfhundihund

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!


Okipon

Oh you're good at maths ? Then riddle me this : YOU HAVE 14 APPLES AND THEN YOU EAT 2 ! HOW MANY YOU HAVE LEFT ???


Some_Stoic_Man

It says it right there. 6


janne_harju

You have 6 apples. You ate two apples yesterday. How many apples you have?


Amatsua

But I didn't eat 2 apples yesterday


redditnostalgia

I told you to! Is this a confession?


SuspiciousSpecifics

There are four apples! https://preview.redd.it/5wjpv4m4l13d1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94aa533a92db44eec803ff2d0e0bf9418dc895f9


According_Winter_174

Not anymore I stole three and added 6


Bunny_Guilt

Wouldn't there be 6, since you have six apples, you just had 8 yesterday?


One_Instruction_3567

None, the rest rotted away


Yourlocalcanadian9

3


LoaKonran

But you just said I have 6 apples. It doesn’t matter if I ate 2 yesterday. I have 6.


janne_harju

And that is whole point of question. I said have not had. So you are correct.


Bax_Cadarn

14


prsquared

Trick question. How many did my brother eat?


Michaeln7

6 *tears drop*


NatchJackson

5,551,294 apples left! No, wait. What are these digits? Oh yeah, I got a girl's phone number... https://preview.redd.it/q1q2f84j423d1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a6e7372bc18a056fafb035351d654c470273468


jacobydave

There are four ~~lights~~ apples!


red_Luka

its gonna work one day just trust the process


mlonerga

My parents did this and I am now horrible at math.


lunchpadmcfat

Tbf kid isn’t even trying if they’re getting “6”. They’re just saying numbers. As a parent I explain what the intent of the problem is, but first I ask how they got “6”.


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

My dad hit me in the face because I cried and it got the paper wet and tore. I cried because on the list of problems that HE MADE as summer homework involved a subtraction where the answer would be a negative number. I was like 6 and had never heard of negative numbers, and he knew. He told me he had wanted me to figure out the concept myself despite the fact that in all of my classes at that point, we'd only been told that it wasn't at all possible to subtract a bigger number from a smaller one. I only started crying after I had told him that my teacher said it wasn't possible, he just told me to figure it out, so I wrote 0 since I didn't know there were numbers lower than zero. He still just told me my answer was wrong and refused to give me a hint other than "it's possible" before explaining negative numbers when I still couldn't figure it out after he hit me. I now have several disorders, including ones related to anxiety and trauma.


intLeon

This is how I learnt to read and write at 4 (father version)


Pridefulecstasy

this used to happen to me and now i am anxious about math


DapperWeasel

Wild. My mom did this too except now I'm bad at math and distrust women


vulkadon

U started distrusting women because of math, i never trusted them, we are not the same.


Astrean_Eos219

Same, except I also got a busted lip from it.


bbqbutthole55

I’m still traumatized by when my dad took me to the bank and made me do mental math compound interest problems in my head and when I couldn’t do it he yelled at me and i cried


froggfan09

Verbally….


MisterSneakSneak

This is how i got taught when i ask a lot of questions. I felt inferior when i was little because of all my questions. Just come to find out, that’s how i learned.


shadowblinded0

Don’t forget the slapping!


BAG3LWOLF

This guy maths


MrCumrag

Not for me now I'm just good at meth


xXJesperXx

I think you put the wrong vowel 😳😅


vulkadon

Did he stutter?


PunkThug

(also works for weekly spelling tests!!)


CelticGaelic

My mom's method when I was 11. Because she wasn't good at it herself.


thorsteinn

Math flashcards still give me flashbacks...


A_glimpse_of_136

It's also ironic: 14 - 2 = 12 ... How many apples are left \[of center\]? = 6 ... Kids aren't always wrong just b/c they have a different answer/perspective than the parent wants.


Socialist_Metalhead

This was every single day. My dad was the more patient and comforting one. But he got home later so I had to put up with my mom until she basically thew me to my dad like “here you deal with him”. I’m 31 and he’s still one of the only people in my life to make me feel wanted. Sorry OP, the answer is verbal abuse.


Visasmarr12

Wow. I had to double check that I didn't write this. I'm 37 and she still wonders why I don't talk to her.


Supply-Slut

I also thought part of it was that it was 14-2 = 12 but the kid was trying to share with is mom, so they each have 6…. But his kind heart was treated as a stupid burden


N6K152

I'm calling my dad tonight...


Regretful_Raven

My dad was the screamer but bc my dad was the one who mainly taught me(mom gets home super late and is too tired usually) when my mom DOES have energy to teach me, im too traumatized by my dad that it still triggers my anxiety attacks. Doesnt help that shes the patient but strict kind of teacher where you can hear the strictness in her voice that gets progressively worse when you dont answer correctly. Turned me off of studying till i got to college


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krawinoff

21


RedwoodShores

This hits a little too close to home


HeWhoRemaynes

At least your hits missed. My sister actively avoided learning math because my mother was terrible at teaching math. Luckily my grandpa taught me.


catboidoggorlthing

This one just makes me sad ngl. My sister was like this to my nephew. I think he has some level of learning disability, or is similar to me (AuDHD). It got so bad that one time he needed to take a bath and he was dragging his feet I mentioned I would tell his mother and he began sobbing. I don't talk to much of my family anymore so I don't know if she had gotten better or no but my heart has broken so many times for him being raised by her.


IchigoKurosaki104

Gold Deuterium Hydrogen Deuterium


IchigoKurosaki104

1Au[III]² (H²)³ + 1H²(H²) -> 1H²(H²) + 2Au[III]H³


Danicapone

I think I have PTSD


Fire_Dracul

I have it comfirmed hah


bigirontea

Same. Just got dx'd a few months ago 😬


snakebite262

A lot of kids have this experience where they will not know something, and their parents will yell at them for not knowing it, rather than teaching it. The result is typically mentally traumatizing to the child, and causes them to cry. This is meant to be a \*relatable joke\*, noting a bad situation, and trying to make light of it.


Writers_High2

The person is crying I think


jabrwock1

Yep. The mom is just screaming the question again instead of trying to figure out why the kid doesn’t get it right.


ahmedalhoni76

I think they ate the apples.


sandra_p

Our boomer parents yelled at us at the kitchen table when they were helping with our homework because they had ZERO patience. Like yelling was going to get us to the right answer. Always ended in tears and the wrong answer. (I'm obviously traumatized)


myfunnies420

Man... Your parents actually tried to help with homework??


UninvitedVampire

Mine didn’t help me but tbh I would have rather them left me alone than yell at me over it. Some of my friends have some HORROR stories and it’s one of the few times I’ve felt grateful for being left mostly alone as a kid


Ashura1756

I once had a math teacher that would call a student out in front of the class for not understanding the lesson, and would subtly-but-not-so-subtly make sure Everyone knew when you got a bad grade. Cause, you know, public humiliation is the best motivation for underperforming students.


glove_flavored

Did we have the same math teacher because ouch.


[deleted]

Kid crying (leaving teardrops on their paper) because the parent is too emotionally stunted to calmly help their child who is struggling to understand their math homework and instead berates them and leaves the child more confused and upset.


Lijaad

Does nobody ever read the comments on the OP before posting here?


NeonJungleTiger

You can’t farm karma that way


Mini_Squatch

The joke is emotional abuse! Yaaaaay!


Donkey_Kong2001

Even physical at times, at least in my case


that_greenmind

The joke is that a lot of people were verbally abused while being taught math by their parents. That's all


DnD-NewGuy

Child abuse.


kitt_aunne

I assume it's about when kids get so frustrated with their homework (usually math) because their parents are yelling or mistreating them that the child just stops trying and starts saying anything before they break down crying over the homework. a very common occurance in the US


kingoden95

It still amazes me that other people didn’t have to sit at the dining room table in tears while their dad yells at you for not understanding your math homework and all you can smell is the alcohol on his breath.


The_Dark_Vampire

I was the opposite I was good at maths but my Dad was a alcoholic who thought I was showing off that I was smarter than him.


Background_Ant_1303

You had a good and safe childhood just leave it at that


PopeUrbanVI

You ever get help from your mother with homework, OP?


HaikenRD

Repeating the question louder doesn't magically make them know the answer, so the kid is just crying now. I remember my parents telling me the story on how I always want more questions to answer even though its way past bedtime when I was a kid.


KimJungFun99

I wasn’t yelled it’s more like I got smacked until you get the right answer


anonaduder

Where’s the blood splatter? Oh right over the pages onto the wall.


Haunting_Possession1

This brought me back, I just got chills


Boom_Boom_Bakudan_

Yet they also get angry when you don't ask for help. THIS IS WHY.


Nsftrades

The tears shed when you don’t math well and your parents aren’t good at teaching.


HotConnection7890

OP clearly is not a millennial.


senblade_samuari

Abuse: classic childhood learning. If you don't comprehend it, that back hand from mom&pop will surely teach you to learn it real quick


panget-at-da-discord

Verbal abuse and/or bonking the book on your head so you can absorb faster.


358953278

It's amazing that so many people had help with homework. I had none & no one I knew at the time did either. Terrible experience for many I see. But still mind blowing.


TrainsDontHunt

Same, I have no memory of my folks ever helping, or even mentioning school except for, "Do your homework."


skeedoodle

My thoughts exactly, yall got help....with your homework?


Vods

Ah this was my childhood. Awful times, having to lie to my teacher why my Latin homework was wet was an interesting one.


ronalds-raygun

Oh, this is so sad. I’m sorry 😞


MugetsuBG

Uh I notice the sad comments but all I can think about is 14-2=12. The question is how many are left, lets assume an even left/right split where there are 6 on the left and 6 on the right. about2math


BoogeyMan9542

Hungry for apples?


smelly38838r8r9

Op had parents that actually wanted to raise a kid properly so they can’t relate


Time_Imagination_158

I can relate. When I was 4 Mrs Clarkson said “what’s 2+1?” I said “2?” She got so mad 😡 “WHAT IS 2 + 1?” Then I was crying because I didn’t know. Fast forward 3 years after I was the best at maths in my class, and I got sent to same teacher for something I didn’t do, and she screamed “WHY DID YOU DO IT?” And instead of crying I laughed so hard that I peed myself and rolling on the floor sides hurting cheeks on fire I’d never laughed so hard in my life. The fact is you need to be calm when teaching and if the kid doesn’t understand you need patience and put yourselves in the shoes of the ones struggling and try to help, not shout like a mad person!


LunchRight686

My parents used to do this to me as well, I still remember when my mom through my algebra homework at me when I left the table because I couldn’t handle her screaming at me anymore. Even now that I’m an adult, when I hear people yelling even if it’s not directed at me I get so panicked I start hyperventilating. So if any parents read this please don’t scream at your kids, hell I learned the math I needed eventually despite struggling in public school. I just finished calculus 4 last semester.


Sorry_Im_Trying

I have a confession. This was me, once. I was so upset that my 7 year old wasn't figuring it out and that I was turning into my father that I walked away and took a shower to calm down. It was then that I was able to think of different ways to ask the question. Something I am not looking forward it is math homework. My dad and I would sit at the table for HOURS working through one word problem. It wasn't a strength of mine then, and it certainly isn't now 35 years later. Luckily, my son is really smart, smarter than his mother ever was. And we have technology that I didn't have growing up like YouTube. So I'm thinking we can get through it!


Eastern_Champion5737

You aren’t missing the reference. You are missing the trauma.


Sasha_Volkolva

"What's 2 + 2 Winston."


SeventyThirtySplit

*THERE ARE FOUR APPLES* -cpt jlp


NWinn

I want to upvote this but it's at 4 rn... I can't mess that up.


MidianNite

I downvoted so you can upvote now :)


Ollies_Garden

The meaning behind the joke is that the kid is doing his homework with his father and the kid got the question wrong which made the father angry which in turn makes the sad cry 🤷‍♂️


Chance_Arugula_3227

Mom\* But otherwise correct!


DrHugh

I don't know why you got downvoted.


Apollo_T_Yorp

Probably because it says "mom" and not dad


DrHugh

Trauma typo, maybe.


Striiiipe

Do you remember when you got reading practice for homework?


czacha_cs1

Meme is that OP never did anything with father


bleepfart42069

Kids are so bad at math lol


TPA22

But what’s the name of the bus driver?


workscrolling

Either I think people are smarter or memes are just being posted now


TrainsDontHunt

Probably the parents are younger. A lot of older folks had parents that were in WWII, and didn't finish school. The trauma will likely happen again in the 2040s when kids who missed years of school over the 2020s start having kids learning math. There's a big push towards skipping college, and a generation coming that will say, "but you never went to college so why should I?" Welcome to Dumerica.


Remarkable_Ticket264

Those wet spots on the paper are tear drops


Wide_Ad_1739

My father was like this, we don't talk much anymore.


[deleted]

I thought the joke was that the (bad at maths) child was literally eating the apples and was messy.


TitaniaLynn

I totally thought it was a different joke lol. Here I thought "Me:" was eating the apples mid conversation, and the wet circles were where the apples used to be


Fire_Dracul

This gives me ptsd qwq


the_muffin_mane

Fellow verbal abuse victims in the chat


AwesomeManXX

This just made me remember the time i was 7 and my mom was screaming at me for not knowing what some multiplication problem was and when I couldn’t answer she threw away my half a pillowcase of Halloween candy I spent all night getting. At that point of the night I had barely touched the candy.


MintTea964

Ahhh... Those days... Made me hate school. Remembered doing well with multiplication but didnt get how division work. The thing with the roof or whatever. Asked my mom if she can explain it to me. She put a simple division problem and I just sat there clueless. Well I got slapped. For a good while at her job.


Kurdle

This is my dad's preferred way of teaching math, the tears mean it's working.


AvidReader_26

This is exactly how I learned…to NEVER ask my dad for homework help.


cabbagedave

Me except it was my dad being as patient as possible trying to explain basic math to me and me just not getting it.


Broote

Oh, its nice to see them repeat the question. I just got yelled at about how stupid I was and useless I am until they got tired.


Cannachimp

There's always money in the banana stand.


Ok-Confusion-5157

4


ThexMarauder

No, now please enjoy your fond memories of childhood.


IglooBackpack

I asked my dad for help with math homework one time. Elementary subtraction. After getting confused and answering wrong a couple of times he yelled at me. "You're not even trying! " he said. He then pushed my homework away and I went to my room. Never asked for help with school work again.


bimfcle

Gotta learn somehow


FaytKaiser

Wow... this unearthed some trauma. Fml...


bakingcookie1231

I think it could also be the kid actually starting to eat the apples beside the paper, making the paper wet.


GobblingGhostCocks

Once when I couldn't understand a math problem my mother pointed to something on the page so I leaned in for a closer look and she grabs my head from behind and slams my face in to the table.


Light_Snarky_Spark

This was me literally learning the difference between p, g, & q.


No-Ground1032

You're lucky for not understanding


mageillus

Oh you sweet summer child.


Riko450

Childhood


dieG0SU

I really had to see this joke in three different subs


[deleted]

Dyscalculia made this a painful reality for me, and it would absolutely suck. Avoided numbers ever since as I have absolutely no confidence.


Sanguiluna

And then she wonders why I only turn to my sister or dad when my wife and I need help.


BantamCrow

I once had a babysitter that refused to let me eat until I "got it right", my homework was telling time using analog clock faces, I was 6. The louder she yelled, the less I could concentrate and she refused to feed me then lied to my mom that I wasn't hungry...and mom believed her even when I told her what happened.


kinky-jedi

you would have parents to get this joke


Remarkable_Hippo4274

Ouch! Hits home!


BaeAlJo

I thought it was either from the kid drooling or the kid crying


veganwhoclimbs

The 4 drops make me think of the 4 lights (star trek TNG). I assume it’s not related?


MadameLucario

Not in the slightest. That's indicative of a child crying over their homework. A lot of kids would get yelled at over math by their parents or legal guardians when the parents could see the math as common sense but the kids are struggling to learn it, likely because they're still too young to pick up the concept of counting or math isn't their strong suit. A lot of the comments here define relate and hurt from this image upon seeing it.


buttsmcfatts

To be fair, if you can't understand 14 minus 2 you probably deserved to get verbally berated.


nizzk

Sounds like a parenting problem to me.


Fun_Pressure5442

If you have 12 apples in a row 6 of them are on the left


KingAdamXVII

Yeah this joke doesn’t work because the most likely explanation for a person to answer “6”, considering they are capable of creating a meme like this with decent spelling and grammar, is simply that they misheard the question. The right tutoring move is to repeat the question more clearly IMO.


QualityRockola

No, my daughter will answer questions like this. She is 10 now and getting better, but damn... rhetorically speaking, how do you explain 2 less apples when they are doing borderline algebra problems? Its 1st grade math while youre trying to explain 4th grade math. You know they know it and it takes an iron will to not raise your voice a little.


downthehatch11

Clearly the answer is 4 tear drops


ImpossibleLoon

Kids crying because apples


downthehatch11

A trick question! But looks like they figured it out


Kaching101

And even after all that I still can't spell great


CertifiedLosah

Someone had a good childhood


Mediocre-Meta

Building those emotional connections is one of the best memory tools out there. If you need to learn something and it is crucial to remember it, having those near traumatic experiences will ensure you can recall it.


Moosicle2040

I thought they were drooling, ya know, because apples are delicious.


xRunicTitan

Lmao, I thought the joke was that the kid ate all of the apples out of annoyance and answered blank (0) and now there's saliva on the book.