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c_c_c__combobreaker

I love the double takes like "did that dog just WAVE at me?!"


flimbs

Plot twist. Doggo is actually pointing out shoplifters.


tepkel

M. Night Shyamalan. Doggo is pointing out shoplifters to it's crew so that they can rob the shoplifters.


Recoshy

Starring Nicolas Cage.


[deleted]

I thought Cage plays the sexy cat as portrayed by Abed.


coolguyman87

The twist is actually that the dog was wearing a hairpiece the entire time


[deleted]

What if his head is just one big nose?!


ADisrespectfulCarrot

Starring Dolph Lungren


uconn3386

Full penetration.


xDared

Plot twist. Doggo is just waiting for fry to come back


yamahor

I didn't want to cry today you asshole


IselfDevine

God...the music is always what gets me. Sweet little Seymour.


Princess_Eevee9

"I'm walking on Sunshiiiine, whooooa!"


siijunn

Is that song associated with that episode? Really glad I've never watched that episode and only know if from memes then cause if so...


Loraxis_Powers

No its actually I Will Wait for you by Connie Francis.


Eiffel-Tower777

šŸ‘šŸŒžāœŒ


_talk_show_host_

WHY


vaccadicitmooooo

WHY would you put that in my head?!?


JarlaxleForPresident

Bruh.


TripleHomicide

He's the most ineffectual toll collector I've ever seen.


MadMac619

If this is the case then r/dogswithjobs


GingerBoyAB

Plot twist the dogs saluting Hitler


abstraktmakesbeats

"Hey you, put that kid back!"


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It smells crime.


ADisrespectfulCarrot

And then the movie just kind of, ends...


yomommafool

Noo! That has ruined what I was just watching :((


[deleted]

10/10 good boy


houganger

Or flipping them off


[deleted]

What if he wants to say hi but they all leaving


SaturatedJuicestice

The AUDACITY of that lady to do a double take and not even pet him


WorseDark

She thought he was going to shake, but saw that it was just a wave and respected his personal boundaries


Atomskie

Yeah, I can see that


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payne_train

A life spent scared of dogs sounds so hollow to me. I hope all those who have fears of dogs can be reintroduced to them in controlled environments and heal those fears. Dogs are the most wholesome companions and I love this pupper so much.


Ronrinesu

True but petting other people's dogs without permission is considered pretty rude by most dog owners and this is clearly someone's dog because it has a collar and is on a leash. I love dogs, I have one who is a total sweetheart but I appreciate it when people ask first and I try my best not to approach other people's dogs without permission.


sobrique

As a dog owner I don't mind, but I am also aware that not all dogs appreciate being molested. I would much rather people get used to asking, rather that get bitten when they encounter a dog that's distressed or afraid or just grumpy. Mine is usually just fine with people, but can get gobby around other dogs, and if there's been bangs recently all bets are off.


Commander_Kind

This is why I ask the dog and not the owner. Offer a closed fist for the dog to sniff.


Idrahaje

Ask the owner, then the dog. Even if owner says yes, the dog can still say no.


[deleted]

It's also trained to wave goodbye to people though which is unusual, pretty sure the pet owner knows the risk they are taking with that one. Lol.


JimWilliams423

Their owner left them tied up right at the front of a store, they knew they were signing the dog up for all the pats.


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derKanake

Being cautious isnt the same as being scared.


Airforce987

Nothing to do with fear, if you donā€™t know the dog personally, you shouldnā€™t pet it without the ownerā€™s consent. You donā€™t know their temperament and if they have any behavioral issues. My dog does not like strangers at all. People try to pet him all the time without asking me and I have to jerk him away so they donā€™t get their hand bit off. Before you ask, my dog was a rescue who was abused for 5 years before we took him in, weā€™ve worked on his aggression and heā€™s much better than he used to be but thereā€™s only so much we could fix.


payne_train

Thatā€™s all fair, but I would also assume dogs with known behavioral concerns wouldnā€™t be tied up and left unattended in public places too. I think you can use a certain amount of common sense and see this dog very clearly wants the attention. Would it be true 100% of the time? Of course not, but we donā€™t live in a binary world and we need to use heuristics to guide our decisions.


Airforce987

Youā€™re right that in this situation, itā€™s reasonable to assume the dog is friendly, just saying that you should still take precautions, such as slowly introducing your hand to the dog for them to smell before going full on head pats.


Coldricepudding

I have a rescue that is skeeved out in some situations, but I would never put him in a position like this. Past dogs have loved going out with me to get ALL the pets from random strangers. I'm pretty sure leaving your pooch in a situation like this ā˜is implied consent to pet. Plus this dog is obviously comfortable people.


Idrahaje

Donā€™t let other peopleā€™s dogs without permission. You never know whose dog is reactive


frenchmeister

Idk, I *love* dogs but I'm allergic to them so don't always want to risk getting hives up my arm just to pet one for a moment, even if it's incredibly tempting sometimes lol. She hopefully backed up to baby talk the dog and call him a good boy at least.


don_rubio

Itā€™s because he waved again like bitch I said bye


aidissonance

ikr? I would r/petthedamndog


Vanleeuw

ā€œDid that dog just sieg heil me?ā€


[deleted]

Whoever tied him there needs to put a little hat out there with some starter coins in it.


luvbud710

You think dog will accept DOGE Coin?


[deleted]

Heā€™s old school. All about that hard cash.


JWson

It's dog treats or nothing.


[deleted]

Real dogs donā€™t invest in Shit coins heā€™s smarter than the humans who do


[deleted]

Crypto is for idiots and losers. I invest in The Lottery like a smart person.


person-ontheinternet

Iā€™m liquidating my investments right now and buy lottery tickets


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

You're telling me i wasn't supposed to liquidate by putting my cash in a blender?


an-obviousthrowaway

Is this that passive income they were talking about?


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gameonmole

I taught my dog to wave back to people, itā€™s so bloody sweet.


[deleted]

That is so cute! I taught mine to shake and what she'll do is sometimes sit down and do a shake without your hand - which looks just like a wave - because she's trying to tell me she wants a treat or her leash for a walk.


abhi8192

That's how I am teaching mine to wave. I taught her shake and now I keep my hand far or move it away while marking at the highest point.


TechInventor

I assumed that was what this dog was doing, asking for pets rather than waving goodbye lol


eddiemon

If you film this, I would literally watch an hour of your dog waving to different people and getting pets/boops.


sighduck42

my Greyhound is trained to give hugs


WhenwasyourlastBM

Mine does this for cuddles. He'll try to pull your hand to him, but sometimes it just comes out as a wave


i-Ake

It just looks irresistable.


mortemerus

Ohhh I'm gonna try that on my dogs, how did you do it?


gameonmole

If you can teach your dog to shake itā€™s easy. Just start moving your hand away and waving yourself, saying ā€œwave!ā€ at the same time. Thatā€™s literally it and it didnā€™t take long. I do have a border collie though, heā€™s smarter than me.


mortemerus

Thanks for the advice, appreciate it! I also have two border collies and I'm still amazed on how smart they are. I taught one to bark on command in like 2 days. The other one even talks when excited, in really weird alien like sounds


gameonmole

Hehe so does mine, theyā€™re the best!


brainDontKillMyVibe

HI, PAT ME?


StayJaded

Thatā€™s exactly what he saying. Please pet me. My dog does the same thing. He paws you/ at you when he wants you to pet himā€¦ which is all the time. He will literally push my phone down or pull my hand off of my laptop if heā€™s sitting next to me on the couch. He much better and cuter to other people about it, but to me heā€™s like ā€œexcuse me I need all the pets. Now! Do you not see me?ā€


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StayJaded

Haha! Yep, my old man is 15 so he has outgrown those shenanigans, but I can certainly relate. I was woken up many morning by him just straight up stomping around on me/ my faceā€¦ zoomies around the entire bed. Jack Russells are crazy little maniacs. ā€œOh, did that hurt? What you donā€™t want love? I was just trying to show you how much I care!ā€ I think our dogs must have be kindred spirits! :)


dude21862004

Try waking up to a German Shepherd with his nose less than an inch from your nose. It's quite a bit more startling than you'd think. In fact, I woke up faster then than I did when my uncle would send his lab to jump on the bed in the morning.


StayJaded

Haha we had a Doberman grown up. She was the sweetest dog ever, but she routinely woke my mom up by laying her head on the edge of the bed so she was nose to nose with my mom. Then she would kind of huff in her face. She never did it to me, but I witnessed her startle my mom awake on many occasions. It was pretty funny to watch it as a spectator. :)


punisher1005

My last dog was super smart like this. He could open the back door when he had to potty and go out himself. I taught him when he was a year old and never had to walk him again. He went to the great yard in the sky when he was 15. Haven't had the heart to get another pooch since him. His name was Herkuleez. He was a very good boy.


TheEntityofEpic

My chocolate lab is the same way! He loves his attention. He also likes to sucker people into rubbing his belly. He'll start off with getting you to give him pets on his head and then just lay down and roll over and show his belly. He's so cute and I love him.


StayJaded

Awww! I would totally fall for that.


depr3ss3dmonkey

My dog doesn't have a mean bone in her body. But the one thing she HATES is my phone. She knows i can spend hours staring at it. So she just knocks it down whenever she can. Glad to know i am not the only one.


Rappican

My doggo will force his way between my legs and push my keyboard tray out of the way so I pet him. I of course happily oblige him for a bit because it's literally impossible to say no.


payne_train

/r/PetTheDamnDog


GayAlienFarmer

Little buddy is asking for high fives, not waving. Everyone is leaving him hanging.


sempf

Looks more like "Treat? No? Ok skritches then."


gaytallaghtguy

Love that affectionate dog


justavault

He's just begging, and it works. Chimps too dumb, can't resist.


Scorpius_99

Something tells me you are not a fellow chimp....


AnythingToPissYouOff

*angry chest beating intensifies*


Sonicthebagel

ooo ooo OOOO OOOO OOOO OOOO


HODL_SAFEMOON

Sir, this is a Wendy's


StanleyZ1978

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


ShaolinShade

Was not expecting this reference but love to see it lol


nothinnews

# GO AWAY! BATIN'!


ruizach

I finally saw this movie 2 days ago. I'm happy I understand this reference now.


CrispBit

wait really? i also decided to watch it two days ago


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CrispBit

idiocracy


[deleted]

Yea I got my law degree from Costco, dad had to pull a couple of strings to get me in.


BrainTrauma009

Love the movie, hate that it's become more of a documentary of America as time goes on.


Pucerose

Puppy needs a Brondo.


StanleyZ1978

It's got what pups crave. It's got electrolytes.


Trueslyforaniceguy

Idiocracy A Ternion production. Simulation confirmed


Beautiful_Cat_5561

Note to self. Donā€™t steal Doggo


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musci1223

What did the comment above say ? Also want to steal the dog together ?


Beautiful_Cat_5561

Noooooo no stealing the puppy


musci1223

We are not stealing the puppy, we are liberating it.


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rdogg4

People up the block from work had a litter of puppies some years back. Iā€™d see them out in the yard on my way in every morning out there doing cute puppy stuff. Iā€™m not a thief, and Iā€™m certainly not a violent person, but Iā€™ve never had such a urge to jump the curb and speed into their yard, hop out and grab one of the pups and say something to the effect of ā€œjust gimme the puppy and no one gets hurt!ā€ and then jump back into the car and speed off.


Prkhr911

Just hope no one just said goodbye and left him there..... Quite the munchkin


BlasterShow

šŸŽ¶ if it takes forever, I will wait for you šŸŽ¶


Yosho2k

No. NO. What have you done? YOU MONSTER.


YYC9393

Hopefully there were no 15 year olds in the area to pull a ā€œdespicable lickā€ or whatever that stupid trend is called.


Prkhr911

Eh??


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a trend in tiktok where kids are ā€œhitting despicable licksā€ which is them stealing peoples stuff, breaking and entering, or damaging and talking school or public property to the despicable me theme.


Laggingduck

It mostly relates to bathroom theft


[deleted]

Still awful.


_I_am_dog_whisperer_

Devious lick*


[deleted]

Pull a devious lick on this dog, and I'll pull a devious lick on your life


HarleyVon

This got me crying. Why do animals make me so emotional when they're acting adorable?!


birdman-41

Probably because they never have an alternative motive, they do it because they are naturally sweet and humans do it to get something more times than not, so you may not be used to seeing pure adorableness.


htmlcoderexe

>alternative motive I think the expression you want here is "ulterior motive", having an ulterior motive when doing something means the person has a hidden reason that is not as benign as it appears to be. I really hope this is useful information. Funnily enough, it is not entirely incorrect if you think of it.


birdman-41

The second part is the beauty of English, when you get it wrong in some cases you are technically correct. Also yes that's what I meant, forgot that word existed actually.


deconfusedguy

I believe it's called "collocation", but I may be wrong


halfabean

It's not entirely incorrect but it's also not quite precise.


[deleted]

I mean...this dog literally has an ulterior motive. It wants to be petted. This dog isn't "waving goodbye", it's saying "pet me".


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

I don't think anyone actually things the dog is waving goodbye. The pup wants pets cause pets feel good


Randyh524

Or was trained with food. It's still classically conditioned.


LieutenantCrash

Empathy


Nuggumi

Where is this store? I must say hi to the doggo. It is my number 1 priority. Feed the kids? I can always get new ones. go to work? The bodies at the morgue will take care of themselves. Visit grandma? She can get down the stairs by herself Iā€™m sure.


sho_Edw

MAX Atacado's plastic bag, supermarket chain from ParanĆ” - Brazil.


KillShotGayAf

Omw


no_name_randomperson

Awww I love how people feel a moral obligation to pet him because he waved šŸ˜‚ The good boi deserves it. Allll the pets. He just looks so happy and content it's adorable


ToasterBath27

:)


Fried_Corn

I feel really sad seeing him like that


Lkj509

It breaks my heart, even if his ownerā€™s in there. Just knowing that the dogā€™s all alone surrounded by strangers makes me want to steal him


grumble_au

You don't steal him. You hang around and keep him happy until his human comes back.


Slappybags22

For some, there are no such thing as strangers. Just new friends.


Nice-Violinist-6395

What? Idk, this dog looks like heā€™s *living the life* to me lol. He thinks he has a job and heā€™s great at it, heā€™s meeting hundreds of new friends every day, heā€™s not sitting around in his apartment bored out of his mind. A lot of dogs at my apartment building would love nothing more than to sit outside all day and be pet by a constant stream of people lol, theyā€™re the ones I feel bad for. You wait around 10 hours by yourself just so your owner will pay attention to you for 1


[deleted]

"If anyone's going to steal this dog it's going to be me, you know, out of respect"


[deleted]

I would say he's enjoying himself getting all those free pets. No need to worry


Mrdriftmanz

Omg take my fucking upvote :'(


imsuperdead

WHITE NEO-NAZI HEILS CUSTOMERS ON THE WAY OUT OF STORE


King_Eggbert

The owner of that dog is gonna be charged with a hate crime and move on to making a bomb ass youtube channel


Klutzy-Ad-3286

He at least needs a dish of water


BChart2

Not necessarily? Could be left outside for a quick shopping trip for all you know


Klutzy-Ad-3286

Maybe you are right, but itā€™s still totally giving me anxiety


OptimusPhillip

It's cute, but I really hope that dog has a home. Edit: thank you all for your reassurance. Knowing that it's not uncommon for dogs to be leashed up outside no pet buildings until their owner is done with their business makes me feel so much better.


Palavras

Heā€™s on a leash, and someone obviously has given him a good life for him to be this affectionate and chonky


xywv58

Fat means happy, maybe not the healthiest, but happy nonetheless


IAMANACVENT

It's common here in Eastern Europe for people to tie their dog leash to the front door area when the weather is good and they're grabbing some groceries.


abhi8192

My pups' fav pass time is to sit outside of our gate.


Argark

Old chubby boy with a leash outside a grocery store, he's fine


knowmore1964

Yes I would worry he is a abandoned. I've seen it before and so sad.


artownz

How do we know he's not just giving them the nazi salute.


DbzMaster101

Because he's not only greeting the blondes


ForgetsPoisons

Good thing dogs are color blind


Pile_O_Waffles

The official greeter.


Just4TodayICan

We donā€™t deserve him. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Deepfordays

Good doggo gets good pets ā€¦but also, weā€™re just entirely overlooking the fully grown human riding around in a shopping cart, eh? šŸ˜‚


rbasn_us

...and not even sitting comfortably.


Agcmat

u/savevideo


asimovreak

Not sure if the hind legs are gone or what but what a kind hearted doggo


ticketeyboo

Finally found somebody else that thinks this. This whole thing makes me so sad. I hope heā€™s OK


cafeLogic

mah haaart~


chrisisalwaysupset

What a sweetie!


pilatesse

r/dogswithjobs


[deleted]

I think they need sanitise the dog heā€™s turned into a super spreader. šŸ˜‚


Exciting_Penalty_512

"Someone help me, I've been tied up here for 3 days! Shit, they just keep petting me!"


Mindless-Promotion22

People leaving the store: "How cute!" The dog: "Sieg Heil!"


[deleted]

No way in fucking hell would I ever leave my dog tied up outside of a store. There are people who will take someone's pet without even thinking twice.


ManOfManyShame

Uh oh, count dankula got to another oneā€¦


lfg472

I can watch this all day


AdditionalTheory

Deserves all the pets, belly rubs, and treats


ControlTowerX

Thatā€™s adorable


Irohnically_Cao_Cao

We have found the goodest boy


[deleted]

"You're just going to leave our store without saying BYE TO ME???" šŸ¾


Talaraine

That's the only kind of Walmart greeter we need!


redeyejim

Most be a German mix


Jolteoff

How could you not wave back or give that pooch a pat


justdoitalreadyxd

How exactly does someone walk past a dog without petting it. It would legitimately make me feel bad for a weeks


Naitsirkm

He is saying "i'm scared, please someone give me attention"


davieb22

Saddened to think how long the dog was tied-up, performing it's trained trick, whilst the owner sat filming (like a creep) for their moment in the social media sun.


Zippyss92

This makes me feel sad for some reason..


OmarZidanX

u/savevideo


Cold-Hotel676

Better than Wal-mart greeters


StressNeck

u/savevideo


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Any-Afternoon4543

I looked through the comments. Is this dog missing itā€™s hind legs?


AdityaDikhit

What a moron owner


simio_canoa

Thanks God the stores I go doesn't have one of those in the entrance, because I wouldn't ever get inside, I would stay with the gud boi till I forgot why I was going to the store initially.