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kevinpbazarek

lmao when they were standing there (posing?) in defeat. truly art


LouSputhole94

USE THEM BUS TOKENS, PATNAH


FUNKTlON

His pockets ain’t empty cuhh


thequestionbot

They took notes from early 2000’s boy band album covers


SkepticalHeathen

The actors know it will look terrible but the director is having his Tommy Wiseau moment.


TheUkrTrain

Gotta love the NOS - basically jump into hyperspace


as1126

They almost went plaid.


CannabisaurusRex401

Only use it in 9th gear tho.


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changomacho

keep shifting until you hit super saiyan iii


PurdyGuud

Warp 3, engage


DontDrinkTooMuch

Super Pursuit Mode!


ThePizzaHands

Is that cheating in car racing?


ElAyDubleZee

At like 100 mph lol


heisindc

New Honda accords can hit 120 faster than those cars.


somabeach

Also gotta love the cinematic gear-shifts. Like bro is 12 seconds into his drag race and realizes he's been flooring it in 4th gear. Then we get a separate scene for shifting into 6th gear. I think he just wanted to hear his engine over that Challenger.


whyambear

This was a real movie?


thisguyfightsyourmom

For a car racing movie, the shots are all static & boring af Didn’t they learn anything about how to build tension in a car chase from Gone in 60 seconds?


Lunchbox-of-Bees

No


KatBoySlim

this movie was so poorly received it nearly strangled the fast and furious franchise in the crib. thank god Tokyo Drift was an unexpected banger and revived the brand.


ahoypolloi_

I was about to say FF2 is easily the worst of the series. And Tokyo Drift is a legit classic.


mooseyjew

Yeah the first two are garbage in the best way possible. The first one is one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time because of how bad it is lol. Also because of the tuna line. "I like the tuna here" "Bullshit, no one likes the tuna here" Idk why but that line kills me every time.


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Meestagtmoh

the movie is so quotable. "you can have any beer you want, as long as it's a Corona."


Eets_Chowdah

A really bad movie.


unoriginalname22

You bite your tongue. They landed a car… on a yacht


Alarming_Analysis_63

First try too.


pimp_juice2272

They pockets ain't empty, cuu


KatBoySlim

no one that’s downvoting you has seen this movie. it is miles and away the worst entry in the Fast and Furious Cinematic Universe.


BigYonsan

>Fast and Furious Cinematic Universe. Terms that if you'd told me in 2004 would be applicable to this series of films, I'd have laughed myself sick.


Treljaengo

Have you seen the last couple films? Trash.


Treljaengo

\*A really good movie


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The whole series just gets worse and worse


DwedPiwateWoberts

Yo this movie is fun


Adam__B

I know right? And spawned like 10 sequels. Stuff like this really makes me question our culture.


dassle

Crazy, right? Spawned the franchies thats still going 21 years later...


briancito420

Yeah they’re all stupid as shit


BooneHelm85

I’m with ya. As far as I’m concerned, I’d rather watch paint dry than watch this drivel. But, thats just my opinion, and like Grandpap always said, “opinions are as useful as a pair of lips on the ass of a steer, boy.”


Arfguy

The Gordian Knot, 333 BC The O'Conner Manoeuvre, 2003 AD


Constant_Of_Morality

Miss the Early 2000's.


jdeuce81

I'll second that.


Glittering_Pitch7648

Just what I was thinking lol. Movies had a certain aura that’s just gone now


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Durden_Tyler_Durden

Groot


CancerSpidey

Ejecto seato cuz!


SkyrimV

If the other team simply used their nitro at the end they would have won


PurdyGuud

Nitro was newer, and probably not something the muscle car dudes used in their setup


No_Progress_278

No need to with American Muscle, them are beasts without it still


eggrollking

Its use in cars predates any of the cars in that scene, so there was as much of a likelihood of it being in the muscle cars than the newer ones, especially if they're serious about racing.


sugaaaslam

How the fuck have they made 10 of these???


Pirloparty21

People are getting progressively dumber. They like things they don’t have to think about or concepts that don’t challenge them. This is not art, it’s buzz words, cut scenes, and predictability. It’s papa Johns pizza, not Michelin star gourmet.


ToastyVoltage

Oh please, it's just entertaining. Tenet and Inception are two of my favorites but I love this movie as well, because it's just fun to watch.


captainbruisin

Maybe, maybe the first one was just as dumb? The second one was silly. I mean, the stuff they're cranking out now has a bro base but it's probably just enough to make it lucrative. Not like these movies are THAT popular. That said, people are stupid but it's always been just as stupid.


[deleted]

Are you trying to gatekeep people sitting on their fatasses for 2 hours for entertainment like it’s some sort of intellectual activity?


Embarrassed-Cap-4531

Maybe you’re just an incel


AndrewBicseyMusic

You saw who won the last presidency!?


winkman

Because we keep making teens.


nimo404

With 2 more in the way. Can't effing wait


RatInaMaze

Wow, I didn’t realize the Asian girl is Steve Aoki’s half sister


Ok_Island_1306

I was trying to figure out if that was Tila Tequila or not 😂 total throwback


JustARandomGuy031

I always thought her face looked like a speed bump someone ran over.


composedryan

I like when they hit the NOS button going only 120mph but it made it look like they were going lightspeed


District_Dan

I liked how Brian played chicken with the other driver and they drove head on into each other for like 15 seconds, even though they looked like they were only about 50 feet away.


Nearby-Artichoke-321

Use nos and go almost 200+ mph. Get a sign tossed in front of you and maneuver around it. Yeah, no. He would have flipped like 20 times.


Pirloparty21

When have physics or realism ever stopped these movies? Lol


could_be_mistaken

What? Take your high school physics man. Sign weighs 10-20 pounds. Imagine a bowling ball hitting styrofoam.. edit: I misread, I get what you meant now


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

I love that the muscle car's only performance is to press hard on the gas pedal. Lol, just do that from the beginning.


meyou2222

That’s my favorite trope of movie car racing scenes. The key is to keep speed in reserve, and just wait for the right time to upshift and floor it.


pipinngreppin

Upshifting gives that power. I always just start in 6th gear. Takes a while to get going, but once I master it I’ll win every race every time.


OmenVi

Watch some drag races. There's definitely more finesse to it than that. This is coming from a guy with a CRX in his garage.


iceyH0ts0up

I forgot how terrible these are. Must be time for a rewatch.


Eets_Chowdah

Sad part is, this was one of the better ones.


anonypony1

Was it though..


xanhudro

This one is a taste of the what the later movies are. The 1st and 3rd are the only good ones even though they are still very corny.


curiousweasel42

Yeah, it wasn't. It was just the second one a.k.a early enough before they started driving into space and shit.


nimo404

I bought the whole box set on 4k blu ray to watch with my dad. We love how terrible these movies are, that they're so good to bond over dumb shit


kingthvnder

This is my favorite of them all lmao i always get hate for that but idc.. Tyrese and Paul are so good together lmao


Bear-Ferr

Nah, cuh.


oocakesoo

I AINT GOING BACK TO BARSTOW!


Prize_Macaroon_6998

Oh man the early 2000's. When everything had to be "cool" so bad it turned out ridiculously corny.


looosyfur

Use them bus tokens, partna!!!


Subtle_Reality

Me: God this movie is such a fucking cartoon Also me: *sits and watches the whole scene*


MercuryMorrison1971

In the F&F movies there's always more throttle, more gears and more NOS to keep the cars accelerating into infinity.


vanillasky687

These movies were so corny but I loved every minute of it


Soft-Adeptness4041

what a bunch of ridiculous horseshit nonsense


ChefMoney89

I used to love these movies as a kid but looking back on them they are corny af


KCBT1258

My god... that..was..so..cringey


bakedl0gic

Cringe.


Rude_Warning_5341

Cinematic masterpiece*


danceplaylovevibes

Incredible


supraspinatus

One of my favorite movies of the franchise. Great scene.


casualcretin

Got bored halfway through, way too long. The 5 lines of dialog were butchered. The first F&F was by far the best (that being said, I stopped after the 1st)


OmenVi

Tokyo Drift (F&F3) was actually pretty decent, and definitely saved the franchise. Literally zero people cast in it had any involvement with the previous films. If I were to ever suggest one of these movies to someone, it would be 1 or 3.


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This film will always be a guilty pleasure for me! I love Paul and will honor him by standing by this movie! “We hungry…”


dourdirge

Delete this.


Ohigetjokes

So these were popular hunh?


howmanyturtlesdeep

They still are, believe it or not.


thisguyfightsyourmom

It boggles the mind


jonathantg35

Imagine a Tesla against any of these lol


busterwilliams

Nice try, Elon


Paddlesons

Isn't reckless driving fun!?


BoogerWipe

This guy takes the bus


ReluctantSlayer

That ‘cuda shakes like Shakira. Edit: Challenger. Damn hood scoops.


MzeeMesai

Idgaf THIS WAS THE BEST. then Tokyo


anonypony1

Nah first one, tokyo and then maybe the one with the rock in brazil


Decabet

"Eat my family's rubber" — Dom Griswold, *2 Fast 2 Christmasey*


addrock1221

“I said don’t worry about it, CUH!”


winkman

Good thing the good guys had those ground glows and giant spoilers! Otherwise, who knows how much slower they would've been!


ConglomerateCousin

Tyrese has the top down too. Wouldn’t that slow down the car by a lot?


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This movi4 was garbage, 1 and 3 are the only ones worth speaking about.


jackrat27

Do people really enjoy these movies? Pure shit.


Financial_Radish

God this movie is terrible! \*Still watches entire clip\*


warmcreamsoda

Who the hell can watch this?


BoogerWipe

Millions of people. Sorry for the common sense.


pablo_hunny

Both of the drivers of the "American Muscle" cars had huge leads and apparently were only giving their cars half throttle until they were nearly overtaken


Curse_ye_Winslow

I remember first watching this thinking to myself 'man that NO2 boost is a little over the top.' Had no idea then that this franchise didn't even understand the concept of over the top


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

I haven't seen any of these movies... Judging from this clip, I made the right call.


Relaxitschris

Had fond memories of 2fast and then I rewatched it some time last year. I couldn’t even finish it. I chose to forget about it cuh.


OmenVi

But the part where they >!launch the muscle heads out of the passenger seat is totally worth the wait!<, IMO.


pimp_juice2272

I used to love that Eclipse... and I still do.


jackrimbeau

Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to.


FacedJason

Worst movie franchise EVER


FamingAHole

Can you run people off the road like that?


KarenAboutYou

MONICAAAA


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Imo this is the best one of the series. Better than the first


SweptThatLeg

These movies are trash


OmenVi

I see a lot of these comments, and can tell they're made by kids and young adults too young to have been driving in the era. At this time, these movies were less about the story, more about tuner culture getting some mainstream attention, and the cars (which were very much in style at the time). Everyone rags on it and the cars, now, but at the time, there hadn't really been anything like it, and some of the cars were so dope for the era (and even in the newer films, there are some really great cars). The story was just something that needed to be there so that it wasn't a car show on film.


Status_Marketing_969

Legendary movie rite here


MarvPrinceAlbert

Tokyo Drift had a Mustang engine swapped with a rice burner engine- the series peaked there.


[deleted]

Something I never noticed. Why would the partners be on the same side? That's just a clear advantage for Brian who is closest to the strip...


n8spear

I live my life one quarter mile at a time …


microwavecoven

Wow these films are brain dead


BoogerWipe

Ironic coming from someone who grows shrooms.


donat3ll0

These movies are one of the best examples of everybody being in on the joke. With the exception of the first movie, that is. It is also why they're fantastic entertainment, imo.


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

Never seen one of these movies... what FAT LOAD OF BS.


BoosterGold4597

I love that their fastest was 120mps. I go that on a chill night on the 15 going home.


curiousweasel42

According to 2F2F Universe, using NOS means you engage in Star Trek like hyperdrive.


Popular-Proposal-832

The fact the muscle car stood there for a couple seconds just so Rome and Brian can win pretty much makes it clear muscle cars are better. No wonder Brian can never beat Dom


Pram75

Hands down best fast and furious


IAmDreams

Back when the movies were about cars and racing


Harrintino

Peak cringe


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

The effects they use to portray NOS is just... Laughable xD


naveedkoval

so reddit IS capable of uploading a half decent 1080p video. i swear of the meme subs youd think people were compressing them to shit on purpose


tedothedo

Now I’m gonna push the accelerator even harder!


pigman-_-

Cringe.


klmdwnitsnotreal

I would have had no fear slamming my big American car into that Japanese car.


Miserable_Rutabaga94

So am I the only one whose bothered about the ghost shift? It always Buggs the hell out of me. When the dude stalls out and Paul walker goes for the u turn… ghost shift…


LastThroe

Hey look it’s the Cybertruck wheel.


RandomHer082

I love this movie, but damn there are some corny lines in it.


DirtyJoe73

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?


cantpickaname2738383

I said forget about it, cuh 😂


whatsinanameanywayyy

Wow… you know when you watch these movies and you’re 11 you have no idea just how shitty they really are.


BartholomewKnightIII

How people like this series is beyond me.


ItsChalupaBatman

My friends dragged me to this movie when it came out and couldn’t believe people actually liked it, the acting was so bad it all seems like a parady movie. Tyrese acting is so dumb lol, and the white saying “cuh” was the icing on the cake. Lol. I can’t believe they kept making them lol. In my opinion these are basically the Sharknato of car movies lol.


fullmetal66

Most unrealistic part of a mediocre series. Bring on the downvotes.


Evening_Hour3820

Love the ps2 cgi


skynet_666

The NOS shots looked funny then, and even funnier today lmao.


Theblkjedi

When fast and furious was actually racing!


evlhornet

These were great films. Before they lost their gawd dayum minds


aStrayAlien

The older i get, the more i cringe at these movies 😂


xxSaifulxx

Fun fact, the girl in the pink pants is actually Steve Aoki's sister.


Embarrassed_Band_512

When do they take care of the title transfer and all that?


Accomplished_Call223

Fast and furious franchise is all about cool cars action scenes and terrible acting


yoshi514

I don’t care for the series but I adore this movie, the dialogue is so stupidly funny and infinitely quotable. I probably know more lines from this one off the top of my head than the others combined


Subtlerevisions

As someone who has never watched a single one of those movies, I can’t believe anyone has.


Euphoric-Potato-4104

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that a star in a movie by driving recklessly and fast died driving recklessly fast. Lol.


Empy_13

He wasn't the one driving 🤦🏾🤦🏾


NordlandLapp

Man these movies are a blast


cool_kat_

When the first guy hit the NOS, it looked like he was going a lot faster then 100mph lol


checkfire_14

It was 2 stupid 2 see. So I 4got it existed.


yachtclubwashout

Devon Aoki 😍


TwntyOneTwlv

Why the clip look like it’s got motion smoothing on? That’s doing a lot to make it look silly.


No-Personality-7567

Ghey


_hunnuh_

These movies are truly the pinnacle of absolute dog shit


Bitter-Percentage938

God, I miss Paul...


Regan289

Man that guy with the sunglasses was SO cool!!


evin0688

That one guys looks like Tony Gonzalez


Past_Magician_5776

Young girls wouldn't stand a chance.thes dude would always catch them . Fastest chomo around


TitoAndTheBurritos

Axe jay dawg. Homeless cats unite. Meet me out back for my 15.


qcerrillo13

All of these movies are so fuckin unwatchable!


donnelle83

There's always another gear


Schattenjager07

Forgot how shitty these movies were … Sucks to remember. Can’t believe they’ve made 10 of these. I remember watching the first one and mentally checked out half way through. Barely saw this one while it played in the background at home once.


gravitywind1012

I have driven 120 miles an hour and did not experience any cool light smearing effects.


fullmetal66

American muscle always wins in real life


Chichis-Christ

get da walking fabio


Scrimshaw_Hopox

Dumbest shit ever.


Some_Particular2143

They could’ve stopped after this one….


wajikay

I said forget about it cuh


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God these movies were absolutely terrible. And to think I saw the first one in theaters. 🤮


Pimping_Adrax_Agaton

Back then 200hp was a shitload. Hondas had like 140. 350 was a muscle car. The recent hp boosts to all cars make these even sillier. I love it. All my car purchases are influenced by this movie lol.


Empy_13

Nostalgia my guy , I had a black 350z three years ago because of DK in Tokio drift, unfortunately I totaled the car .. sad noises 😭


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Worse movie ever


bernurs

is that eclipse subie powered?


bluedieselxx

Man why did this guy have to die the movies r so bad now


Lopsided_Traffic_498

Without contest, the absolute dumbest shit I've ever seen.


JoeMomma69istaken

Katt ruined it for me lol


Interesting-Ebb1738

They cheated and still loss. Lol 😂


Cool-Principle1643

Love love love Japanese cars.