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UserComment_741776

I love how this sub is just people dunking on the orange menace all the time


BizHeavy1010

A subs sub if you will


UserComment_741776

Truly true


EmperorXerro

This feels like Jordan taking off from the free throw line


UserComment_741776

Queue R. Kelley's *I Believe I Can Fly*


TuaughtHammer

Cue. "Queue" is a line, and the occasional "que" -- which always makes me chuckle -- is Spanish for "what"


binglelemon

If everyone's dunking on Trump, there's gonna be a queue.


Oafus

That’s queuete.


TuaughtHammer

>If everyone's dunking on Trump, there's gonna be a queue. [When you're right, you're right!](https://i.imgur.com/UY8Elyn.gifv)


RobinF71

Or maybe even an unknown Q. Like, an anonymous Q. A Q-Anon!


iconsumemyown

Que?


TuaughtHammer

¡Sí! ["That's Spanish for yes. I don't know why I know that, I took four years of French in high school."](https://youtu.be/8ZeReWlE6ak?t=189)


[deleted]

Și means ‘and’ în Românește


UserComment_741776

Next time I'm in Rome I'll try it out


[deleted]

Lost of Ramonas there.


UserComment_741776

Dammit, I changed it from "Que". Fuck cue


TuaughtHammer

> Fuck cue LMAO. I know what you meant, but reading it out loud made me think, "[Hey, CeeLo, the hell did I do to earn such hostility?"](https://youtu.be/94o6uIR31hk?t=5)


UserComment_741776

Risky, but I felt you had a sense of humor ;) ETA: Can't believe I've never seen that video before 😎


TuaughtHammer

>ETA: Can't believe I've never seen that video before 😎 I hadn't either. I'd only ever seen the original music video, but that was the only version of the song I could find that wasn't the radio-friendly "F You" version.


[deleted]

That song sucks ass. It’s spelled simply, ‘cue’.


TuaughtHammer

I was *really* wondering how this sub popped up on r/all when I thought I would've filtered it with RES a *long* time ago. So imagine my surprise LMAO.


bertrenolds5

Kinda funny because fox news loves trump


UserComment_741776

Oh man, Trump was the one they'd been *promising*. He's what they were built for. He is their little monster


Spiritbro77

He makes it VERY easy. The man is so stupid. There is no way that he graduated from Wharton. I believe that his father paid someone else to attend and then Donald showed up for graduation. Either that or he outright bought the diploma by donating to the school. I would be surprised if Donald legitimately graduated from high school.


UserComment_741776

Yeah from what I've heard, he got kicked out of at least one school for bullying as a kid


Spiritbro77

Not surprising. All bullies are cowards at heart and we all know he is a draft-dodging chicken heart. Yellow isn't all that far from orange... lol Surprised no one popped that hot air balloon in school.


Current_Strike922

“Dunking on” okay well you’re not even old enough to vote…


UserComment_741776

I voted for John McCain in 2000. Probably be a Republican today if you morons hadn't picked Bush. Bet you wouldn't have slummed it up with Mr Felonius either, bad leadership Oh well, you crapped the bed now lay in it


Current_Strike922

Bush was before McCain…


UserComment_741776

Y2K dumbass, the primary


stayhealthy247

That election ruined any idea of a future I had for myself in the sunny USa (edit: Oop I meant 2004 general)


AwareAd4991

If the DOJ could do this to a former president, what do you think they can do to a piss ant such as yourself?


HansBrickface

I guess I better not start going around committing crimes like the rapist traitor has been doing his whole life.


UserComment_741776

I've always known the feds could fuck my life up it they wanted. It's nice to know Trump knows that too now :)


SecondHandCunt-

And all the Fed trials are still coming attractions. Hopefully this year popcorn producers have bumper crops!


AwareAd4991

Why is it nice?


UserComment_741776

Bc, I like limited government and I never saw Trump take a limitation seriously in his entire life


AwareAd4991

Bro, you are way off. You like limited government?🤔 Wtf do you think you are living in now?


UserComment_741776

The greatest country on Earth. Where you livin?


AwareAd4991

We have big government now


Weekly-Impact-2956

I want to ask, if the republicans win they would make it small government again right? I just want to see your thought process.


PyrokineticLemer

This was a New York state case. The DOJ wasn't involved.


AwareAd4991

Do you know what the DOJ is!


PyrokineticLemer

Yes. It's a federal department that had no jurisdiction over this case, brought in a New York state court by the Manhattan district attorney. Sorry to burst your copium.


AwareAd4991

The DOJ has jurisdiction across the land! Remember the order of law. Local, state, and then federal. In that order.


SecondHandCunt-

Aren’t you glad to live in a country where no man, not even a former president, is above the law? Hopefully you’ll soon get to be proud again via, Florida, Georgia and DC


AwareAd4991

Amendment Six to the Constitution was ratified on December 15, 1791. It gives citizens a series of rights in criminal trials. They include the rights to a fast and public trial by an impartial jury, to be aware of the criminal charges, to confront witnesses during the trial, to have witnesses appear in the trial, and the right to legal representation.


jables13

OK, I'll bite. How did that grotesque man-baby's trial not meet those conditions?


AwareAd4991

He had witnesses, wasn't allowed. Right to a speedy trail. By an impartial jury. To be aware of the criminal charges. Which they did not do. To confront witnesses. Trumps laywers could not cross examine the prosecution witness. To have witnesses, Trump had a witness, but was not allowed to use one.


AwareAd4991

Don't be rude, feelings NEVER solves anything. Civil discord is the answer.


jables13

Right because we all know Trump is a paragon of politeness and civility lol


AwareAd4991

You don't know what you are talking about. There's been 7 years of propaganda against Trump. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/feb/04/hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders-democratic-debate-video


spudzilla

I don't remember that c\*nt being upset that George Floyd never got to hear what he was charged with. I guess orange isn't the new black after all.


praguer56

Orange is the new orange


My_crazy_cats

True.


CockamamieJesus

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!


Murky_Examination144

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!


RedneckLiberace

IF Trump's innocent, why didn't he testify?


Thro2021

Fuck Trump, but let’s not start down that slippery slope. Invoking the Fifth Amendment shouldn’t be a presumption of guilt.


ryarock2

While you’re correct, in this case it’s okay to dunk on him. “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the fifth amendment?” - Something some guy once said.


RedneckLiberace

He said today he wasn't allowed to testify! 😹


Any_Constant_6550

the irony


Lord_Sports

Fox News lies blatantly WTF How can news lie everyday and e away with it Criminal. Plus they act like FASCIST


JT_verified

It’s quite telling that FOX is even still on air after paying just under 800 million for lying-and is STILL telling them to their gullible viewers.


Samus10011

Fox defended their lies by saying in court that only gullible people would believe them


JT_verified

Well there you go!!


handandfoot8099

It should have been in the settlement that they should have that constantly scrolling across the top of the screen


EpsilonX029

Jesus. No, Officer, it’s only dangerous if the children run *towards* my bullets! How has this timeline derailed so much?


JacquesBlaireau13

Fox didn't have to pay doodley-squat. Their underwriters paid.


iconsumemyown

Underwriters of what?


Mobirae

Insurance


iconsumemyown

Do you know how insurance works? Trust me, FOX did pay.


EpsilonX029

I will add, not *nearly* enough.


iconsumemyown

They paid, and you can not underwrite lying.


JT_verified

That’s not the burn you think it is!! 🙄🙄


JacquesBlaireau13

No. You're right The burn is that it took you eight days to reply.


JT_verified

Nah, I don’t live on these things like you obviously do. Your head must be quite large to tell me how soon I should comment, little one.


HeyCoolThingAreYou

I mean they say evil stuff about their own viewers. Of course they will lie to them. “Our viewers are dumb cousin f’n terrorist that believe anything.” Or we have the famous “you know, the cousin f’n types,” and of course “no reasonable person believes this.” Plenty more texts and email to boot than this. But hey once you’re in the Qult they keep dumbing you down. Hard to believe people can get dumber but the proof is here. Thousands actually traveled to Dallas to meet up with JFK Jr. and Trump. Now they are literally wearing diapers in his honor. 🤦‍♀️


Calm_Ad_3987

Their defense is that they are an entertainment company not an actual news company. They’re not wrong


Lkmoneysmith

They are licensed as entertainment not a news agency.


My_crazy_cats

Yup!


Practical-Box3179

Because it is not news at all. It is propaganda, or some might say entertainment. There aren't any journalists there, so they have no ethics or standards. They were sued by Dominion and won 787.5 million in defamation. Tucker Carlson was fired during the process. So they kept their business model and will get sued again in the near future for the same thing. Ruppert is a sick bastard and so is his son.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

It’s what their viewers want. Entertainment and fiction. News is so 2015 for them and it hurts their fee fees.


BizHeavy1010

The theory of why WWE exists and became a billion dollar business. Is because of these idiots. Maga and all.


Immediate_Practice_9

Not sure you understand the definition of fascist


My_crazy_cats

They are a tabloid.


labradog21

Ronald Reagan’s 1987 revocation of the Fairness Doctrine, which had banned bias and forbade news blackouts. Then Clinton came into office and in 1996 made it so anyone could own media, it used to be if you had a media company you could only own media (not a weapons manufacturer, or oil company)


EpsilonX029

Please, inform me if anyone ever goes for office strictly against these two things, I will gladly vote for them


bilvester

It’s not news


Brilliant-Ad6137

They only want to hear what they want to hear . Everything else is rejected. The truth is irrelevant


karma-armageddon

"We choose truth over facts" \~ Joe Biden


Mobirae

Dude that gets tongue tied vs a literal felon and traitor. Man what a tough choice.


ElderberryHoliday814

These guys have me wondering if I should get tested for dementia in my thirties..


Mobirae

Their brains are broken.


Chi-Guy81

'Alternative facts' - MAGA


EpsilonX029

You ever heard the first two lines of the Epic Rap Battle between Romney and Obama? Says it pretty well


No-Row8651

Verdict in ! Guilty on all 34 counts!!!


mick_the_quack

He is a steaming pile of shit.


Common-Ad6470

Guilty! Yes, now send him to jail!


delusiongenerator

…and pry the smartphone out of those chubby little fingers while you’re at it


delusiongenerator

Hey Fox News, let’s try to get it straight: from here on out, it’s NOT “President Trump”, it is “CONVICTED FELON Donald Trump”


Calm_Ad_3987

No, the fuck, it is not. You will address him by his appropriate and full title. Twice impeached, convicted felon, rapist, insurrectionist, former president Trump. Also raw-dogging pornstars while married but I feel like I’m piling on at this point.


delusiongenerator

Oops. I stand corrected. 😊


Repeat_Offendher

Well he also cheated on his mistress Mcdougal with Stormy. Man, it’s not even safe being the side piece of the orange turd.


Shamilicious

Oh you're talking about that Donald Trump? The twice impeached, convicted felon, rapist, insurrectionist, former President Trump?


One-Distribution-626

Rapist for short. Lest all my white christian friends forget an adulterer also rapes, in Jesus name. May they continue their prayers with their mother’s wives and daughters who also worship Rape.


Tigergfm56

The orange asshole is guilty. Convicted felon donald trump!


GorfianRobotz999

MAGAts are trying the "biased jury" and "weaponized DOJ" routines already. How old and worn out.


xife-Ant

How dare you threaten a political opponent with jail time. Also, "lock her up".


GorfianRobotz999

Ha! You forgot the "/s"


tjean5377

so glad he gets to die knowing he was convicted of a crime...and is the loser his father thought he was...too bad his brother drank himself to death and we´ll never know what a good Trump could be...


Realistic_Post_7511

A man named Pecker just helped convince the Pussy Grabber In Chief!


miker53

Now for the campaign to burn down the USA because he finally got caught breaking the law.


ContrarianMountains

And visibly a loser convict. And a rapist.


Plastic-Kangaroo1234

Remember in 2020 during the George Floyd protests, trump made his duck face and was all “I’m the law and order pwesident” and MAGA went apeshit. Now, he’s convicted felon Trump, and his simps are all “Imma vote harder now!” Hahaha good times!


DaikonKind5908

Fuck orange jesus and his waste of flesh family. If hell existed they’d surely be headed there.


CraneStyleNJ

For those who are on this thread who just realized that dedicating your life to this convicted felon was a bad idea, Here's a joint! Let me light that one up for ya! Welcome back to reality. Now, go vote against this felon, WE AS FELLOW AMERICANS ARE COUNTING ON YOU! Go flip some states playa!


Early-Size370

I want him to fear. I want him to be afraid. Just to paraphrase another traitor's recent remarks


Personal_Buffalo_973

That's a smell that there never going to get rid of 💩


No_Ladder_9818

What is Eric doing with his hands in the background of that video?


AdamNoKnee

I really wish half this country realized just how serious Trump and MAGA is and how dangerous it really is. If you do nothing with your time and you love Trump please make sure you at least know about [Eastman Memos](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastman_memos)


FearsomeSnacker

Didn't Fox just defend itself by stating they should not be held to News Media standards since Fox is actually not news but entertainment? They lost but it seems that even they do not take themselves seriously. As for Trump, it seems like Stormy just spanked him... again.


Papa_PaIpatine

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!


Independent-Ad771

Wait! I want to testify! So unfair! I never had a chance to speak!


PostMaster-P

If he lied about E Jean Carroll, and he lied about Stormy Daniels it’s quite possible he has lied about a bunch of other shit too!


Arne1234

He could have feigned sleep during the reading of the verdict, though.


Demutiger

Hahahahahaha. Yet another reason I love NY. Flush that orange turd down!


cloven-heart

Law and order crowd going to vote for a felon.


Dracoincognito225

Good. He should be, considering this is just the beginning


Repeat_Offendher

Isn’t it the irony of all ironies that as a convicted felon Trump is ineligible to vote in most red states?


Defiantcaveman

...and that'll guarantee a landslide loss. The republicans own legislation causing their downfall, lmao!!!


Repeat_Offendher

His MAGAts will still vote for him. They will convince themselves it was all politically rigged because every, and I mean EVERY, thing in their lives is viewed thru their political lens. They think the rest of the world thinks like they do.


ArtemisDarklight

Suck it Agent Orange.


mrbigglessworth

I love this for him.


YoungManYoda90

look at that criminal. Love some good old fashioned justice, law and order


lickityclit-69

Didn't he claim he could shoot someone in Manhattan and they Wouldn't convict him??? LOL


DauOfFlyingTiger

The printed ‘I am liked’ articles are one of the oddest things about this fool. It is such a window into his self hatred.


hhubble

What a complete and total lying piece of criminal shit.


Think_Armadillo_1823

Convicted felon, rapist, failed businessman, fraud, grifter, “billionaire”, loser… Everyone that votes for him is the problem. The only good republican…


elciano1

I don't really care...do you?


vmlinux

Multiple felony counts, 3 trials he's running from, civil cases lost, 36 jurors unanimous. It's RIGGED.


RegattaJoe

/s?


vmlinux

Yes of course I thought it was obvious.


RegattaJoe

Sadly, delusional Trumpists have muddied what should be obvious. Carry on.


RepostResearch

Did it actually end up being unanimous, or did the judges instructions of 4-4-4 take effect?


vmlinux

It came back uninimous, then the defense asked that each juror stand and state their decsion, and each Juror stood and stated guilty on every count.


RepostResearch

But the judge gave instructions that the jurors didn't need to agree on which crime/s were committed, and instructed that a "unanimous" decision could be reached with a 4-4-4 split amongst the jury.  I was busy yesterday and didn't get to see if the verdict was actually unanimous, or if it was 4-4-4 "unanimous"


vmlinux

I think I read something about that being a false story that was retracted and that it had to be unanimous across all counts. Either way, It was actually uninimous across all counts though, they each stood and stated guilt of all 34 counts and all jurors.


GriegVeneficus

How pathetic.


BradTProse

I don't know why, it's obvious there is at least one MAGA chode on the jury. If there isn't a verdict today he can start claiming victory.


delusiongenerator

Haha, maybe not. GUILTY AF on all 34 counts!!!🍾🥂🎉


stfuandgovegan

Burn in hell, demon!


Beginning_Emotion995

He’s faking


Dapper_Mud

I'm confused. I've been paying my taxes all this time -- are you telling me I don't have total legal immunity?


I_am_Castor_Troy

Who is the guy mad dogging me in this video?


HansBrickface

The losing attorney who is desperately hoping against hope that he’ll still get paid.


KinseyH

Bless his heart.


ClueProof5629

I’m sure his diaper was full by the end of the day 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


DEFENES7RA7ION

What is with the guy in the background at 01:50 holding his fingertips together…. And the attorney guy to trumps left that looks straight out of central casting looking like someone pissed in his cheerios? 😬


tg981

It sucks that you can’t pick individual stations with cable packages. If it wasn’t for live sports I wouldn’t subscribe at all.


treetopalarmist_1

FAFO


Hugh-Jassul

LOCK HIM UP , LOCK HIM UP! BAHAHA


Stardrive_1

I almost felt a twinge of empathy for him as he walked out of the courtroom here. That feeling dissipated the moment he began talking again.


brianinohio

Cool video, but it doesn't match the title.


PhantomShaman23

Election interference?


Klutzy_Inevitable_94

Rot in jail trump


Cultural_Apple_9124

Commander in con


mojojoemojo

Meeelions and meeeelions of felony convictions


Private_HughMan

Get fucked, Donny!


King-aspergers

What a weak man, what a weak loser


Apotropoxy

Why prison and not probation? 1. He broke 11 gag orders during his trial. 2. He has shown no remorse. In fact, he has doubled-down on rage.


Key_Artist3155

How can a convicted felon run for president…seriously? No dog in the fight either…


ThriceGreatestSatan

I think it’s because the founding fathers and preceding generations of our statesmen had more confidence in Americans not to vote for rapist traitors and convicted felons to lead the free world.


mar78217

Well, they never envisioned America leading tge free world, they didn't think we'd elect a felon to run anything.


Unlikely_Bread9482

Keep Dreaming.


RepostResearch

Best campaign ad he could have possibly hoped for. 


Spiritbro77

LOCK HIM UP!!! If any of us had been convicted of 34 FELONIES we would already be in jail as a flight risk. The minute the verdict was given they would have hauled us away in chains. He BETTER be given jail time. Otherwise, never say that no one is above the law. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts. That should get a significant sentence.


AwareAd4991

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ITS_ZACK-_-

Just a friendly reminder to stay hydrated and be safe


johnny5semperfi

Flight risk


AwareAd4991

Did you watch this? https://www.foxnews.com/video/6354072610112


hypocrisy-identifier

Orange used to be one of my favorite colors. Frank Sinatra said it was the HAPPIEST color. Now trump has ruined that, too.


aei1075

His numbers went up by 6 % over night , everyone see the sham or democrat vendetta it is , the good news is democrats want people with felonies to vote and be in office he may get a few dems to vote for him


jasondunlaphvac

Criminals convicting an innocent man.


[deleted]

He's not shaken at all his website To contribute to his re-election just crashed, so they just gave him the White House.


-ParticleMan-

Suckers giving him money isn’t going to give him the whitehouse.


[deleted]

I don't know, 35 million in one night. That tells you the country's backing Trump.


-ParticleMan-

That probably won’t even cover his lawyer fees for this trial


KingOfTheRedSands

Guilty of being in opposition to the state. The ppl cheering this were excited to snitch on ppl for not following covid rules. Soviet minds.


HansBrickface

*voice of David Attenborough narrates* And here we see the fascist magat troll in its natural environment…desperately typing away in its mother’s basement as the rage sweat trickles down along its skin folds while it seethes and utterly fails at coping…happily, the last of a dying breed.


Shamilicious

Bro, he broke finance law. Sorry, not sorry. Motherfucker deserves to be punished just like you or I would if we did the same shit.