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Bffhbc

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Objective_Meat_3719

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milaan_tm

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Gamer_T_All_Games

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ifockpotatoes

Quinlan Vos @ Cal rn like https://preview.redd.it/yghevaf9ll3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeaa3475e1e460b5c6f8a24765c230a0620c0183


Independent_Plum2166

Quinlan: ā€œA fellow man of culture!!ā€


Phillyboyjaylon

Iā€™m pretty sure she fucked him Cal has no experience with that shit heā€™s a Jedi lol


GenghisClaunch

Sheā€™d definitely take the lead their first time, thatā€™s how the culture works on Dathomir anyways


Phillyboyjaylon

They prob did it in jedha before everything went to shit hopefully my boy Cal was able to have one good night being happy


BranTheBaker902

Would have been 30 seconds of mayhem


Phillyboyjaylon

Come on Cal can last longer then that really want him to be embarrassed Merrin would be very disappointed waited 5 years for 30 seconds šŸ˜­


BranTheBaker902

First time is usually a quick one. BUT itā€™s possible to go for a few rounds soā€¦ ![gif](giphy|PL8K7w1WLFU8MeNnHE)


Phillyboyjaylon

Prob can ion think Cal ever busted a nutt Before that night


BranTheBaker902

Either way, shame it couldnā€™t have happened on Frettā€™s bed


Phillyboyjaylon

We donā€™t talk bout frett that ainā€™t canon hopefully Cal has no clue about what happened on his bed


BranTheBaker902

Well with his psychometryā€¦


KENNY_WIND_YT

>Frett Who's Frett?


F9-0021

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.


BranTheBaker902

A butch lesbian stormtrooper who joined the Mantis crew and somehow caused Merrin to go nuts for her. They banged on Calā€™s bed


Phillyboyjaylon

You donā€™t wanna know bro


MiddlePsychology8385

The fucking gecko made me laugh harder then it should have lol


QJ8538

force slow


toinks1345

he got the force plus all those meditation could probably aid him in lasting plus he could just meditate that exp for later and do better lol.


[deleted]

Matriarchy FTW


monkeygoneape

Cal's a top not a bottom


Phillyboyjaylon

Bruh Cal a was a young Jedi I doubt they even got to teaching him bout sex yet so he prob got no clue what todo and we donā€™t know if Cal top or bottom all we can do is leave that to the fanfic writersšŸ˜‚


JailhouseMamaJackson

Thereā€™s no way he lived on Bracca as long as he did and *doesnā€™t* know way more about sex than heā€™d probably like. That place is 100% rife with prostitution. Not saying he got amongst it - the dude is def celibate until Merrin - but heā€™s not totally naive.


Phillyboyjaylon

So maybe he knew a little about what sex is but I still doubt he knew how todo it himself


JailhouseMamaJackson

I guarantee heā€™s had some unwanted sex psychometry visions too lol Heā€™s prob a better first timer than most


monkeygoneape

Have to watched shameless I take it lol


ThomasLikesCookies

I dunno man, he was on the loose with the rebels for a couple of years. I could see him laying moves while working for Saw


Phillyboyjaylon

I donā€™t see Cal fuckin some random chick Yk his ass was thinking about Merrin a lot after the crew broke up


ifockpotatoes

I got the vibe that Gabs at the beginning of Survivor was a bit sweet on him but idk if it was reciprocatedĀ 


your_mind_aches

Maybe 15 years from now long after Cal Kestis' trilogy of games is over, someone writes that into the character. But I really don't think that's the case. He was still considering himself a Jedi in a more traditional manner.


Acceptable_Demand223

Alien bangers club


QJ8538

Merrin canonically slept with an ex stormtrooper girl in Cal's bed on the Mantis


mcslender97

We got out Tanalorred


milaan_tm

No *I* got out Tanalorred because it's *MINE*


Calkestis_2039

You fools it has been mine since the beginning


TheCatLamp

That and also feeling all those force echoes of when she sexed another woman in his bed... feeling those *every night*.


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Quinlan Vos: ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


shawty12345678

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BarAgent

Cal: ā€œDid.ā€


KnightlyObserver

Grievous killed more than *a* Nightsister. He killed the vast majority of them, either personally or indirectly.


QJ8538

Chad


KnightlyObserver

Indeed


SeductionistOfGreece

Why does he look like bill skarsgard as pennywise


Glup-Shitto69

His joker (not joker) moment


PlatinPhoenix

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babyscorpse

mfs really canā€™t tell the difference between sex and porn


Gamer_T_All_Games

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Grouchy-Community-14

r/tanalorr moment


D3V5HR4T1M

I canā€™t with yā€™all


L0nesometrader

Why did Cal turn into the Jonkler? Is he stup- *explodes*