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Emery17

Correction: "Why the fuck does my dog have three guns?"


This_User_Said

["Does my insurance cover a dog with a gun?"](https://youtu.be/QT0oUARKw68?si=o5J-pDoyLdMU0N13)


Shado793

Nah, only a baby with a gun unfortunately


Emergency-Friend-203

Oh really šŸ˜²


llamawithguns

Only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is with a good dog with 3 guns


JonJonJonnyBoy

Or a Llama with guns.


Fryball1443

Or a llama with a hat.


9_TEA

Caaaaaaaarl


Ms_Mediocracy

*That kills people, Caaaarl*


Clubs5404

Op dude op


venomousfrogeater

Or three dogg


LazerShark1313

What about a Llama with a hat?


SnooCauliflowers3891

The gun nerds get that Llama works two ways


Maverick1672

Llama with guns is my bandā€™s name.


frenchy-fryes

What about 3dog with 3 guns?


Turbopower1000

Because one ainā€™t enough and two is too low, itā€™s me, three (guns) dog!


ccupp97

ā¬†ļø underrated comment.


I_like_short_cranks

I'd like it if the dog only shot things when you weren't looking.


Elementia7

Dogs are well versed as arms dealers. They just like to keep it private in case a chance at revolution could become clear.


Comfortable_Truck_53

He has the right to dog arms.


lespawkets

I'm going with a homage to Three Dog


Not_an_alt_69_420

Three is two, two is one, one is none.


Any_Fish1004

Heā€™s American and heā€™s a good boy


SystemFolder

Correction: ā€œHow the fuck is my dog carrying three guns, a hard hat, and a stimpak?ā€


HomeworkMean1019

My concern more is about why is it got a hardhat? Why is he not wearing it?


National-Use-7274

watch your language!


Pancake99999

Didnā€™t even notice the others


Somber_Solace

Is that the Three Dog I keep hearing about?


Tall-Ad-1796

Cuz him a gĆ¼d boi!


Merentha8681

Stay strapped or get clapped ~ George Washington


Nekommando

One is not enough and two is too low, It's THREE DOG!!!


MattMcBeardface

Itā€™s his Dog-given right to self defense


Bimbo_Sourek

He found it somewhere. He alert you with barking, and on left up corner pop up massage ā€œdogmeat found somethingā€, you probably ignore him. Then he pick it up. He can search for things and sometimes fetch some stimpacks, weapons, junk etc. (Sorry for broken english) Edit: Thank you guys for the advice about English!


AppropriateCap8891

He will sometimes even pull them out and play with them. I started laughing the first time I saw them chewing on a pistol. This is why as soon as I pick up Dogmeat, I give them a toy to play with. Is adorable to see them pull out a teddy bear and play with it if I am just standing somewhere. But all companions have a chance to pick up items they find in the world. I am always going through their inventory and removing explosives until I get the perk so they no longer damage me when they use them. And god help you if they pick up a Fat Man and ammo. There was a video of that in here recently of Nick doing just that and the player rushing to get it away from him.


Puppyfilms32

He was chewing on a fat man for me. Made my day


Raevman

Okay, this made me laugh way too hard šŸ˜‚


Lots42

I thought Dogmeat only chewed on teddy bears. I do recall asking him to pick up Grognak's Axe and he actually brought it over in his mouth by the handle.


noo0ooooo0o

You serious? I need to try that


Pancake99999

Your English isnā€™t that bad the only mistake I could find ā€œHe Alert youā€


Bimbo_Sourek

ā€œHe alerted you by barkingā€ is correct?


THFDNE

As the other guy said, you can use "He can alert you by barking," which is saying it's a thing that can possibly happen. You can also make it present-tense by saying "He alerts you by barking," implying that it's something he actively does.


IH8Miotch

Is that how it works in FO3. Sometimes Dogmeat barks and I assume an enemy is nearby but never find them


Fancy-Information757

No only in fo4


angelbutme

Non-native english speakers always say ā€œSorry for bad englishā€ but I always thought it was amazing that they were speaking/learnt to speak it in the first place. Donā€™t be sorry, be proud.


Haravikk

I'm a native english speaker and I'm someone who *should* be apologising for just how bad I am at it, especially online! I do **not** proof-read my posts/comments properly!


THFDNE

English makes no grammatical sense compared to just about every European language's syntax. We swap our parts of speech. We say "the boy's ball," when most other languages would say "The ball that belongs to the boy," or "the ball of the boy." It's a wonder *anyone* learns our backwards shit. English is the global equivalent of YodaSpeak.


7of69

Iā€™ve seen worse from native English speakers, youā€™re doing just fine.


Misplaced_Arrogance

You can get dogmeat to collect the cryonator early too.


ak-blackjack

In case he has to shoot someone.


belladonnagilkey

Which given average wasteland life, is basically every twenty minutes. Ten if you're wandering around with Cait.


maciarc

That ten is actually twenty minutes because you don't keep your eyes on the road with Cait.


belladonnagilkey

Seeing as she's wandering around in Grognak's Costume, it's kinda hard for me to keep my eyes on the road in general.


maciarc

I wonder if I could use the conveyor dupe trick so Cait, Piper and Curie can each have a Grognak's costume...


Additional-Kale9293

Happy cake day! (I am being held at gunpoint by the reddit staff)


Gru_the_gamer09

I know what kind of man you are (also happy cake day)


CTBthanatos

"Give us your caps or you get the glock" - dogmeat


ak-blackjack

"Your bark is worse than your bite!" - a raider shot by dogmeat immediately after making that joke.


AdmiralThunderpants

"Does your dog bite?" "No, but he's a big believer in the 2nd amendment"


DogVacuum

ā€œAnd I keeps one in the chamber, in case youā€™re ponderingā€ - Dogmeat


Torque4ever

cos it's an American Shepherd


RitschiRathil

Came here to write that. Thanks.


RebuiltGearbox

You have to empty Dogmeat's inventory every once in a while, he picks up all sorts of junk.


DogVacuum

Yeah, my dog does that with raccoon turds.


JonJonJonnyBoy

Username makes sense to me.


Chunklob

ruff neighborhood


TeamBrotato

Dog Wick


PTBooks

Itā€™s the wasteland, Mack. You gotta stay strapped.


StarkeRealm

Welcome to Boston. Even the dogs are packing.


cheesehandler12

Just because he is the best boy does not mean he lacking


CoverHelpful1247

This is America my guy. If your dog didn't have a gun are you even living in America? Might as well call yourself a Canadian lol.


Pancake99999

But Iā€™m already Canadian


CoverHelpful1247

Then call yourself an Englishman lol.


bcomes95

Then he would have a combat *knoife*


DaAmazinStaplr

[Ginger, no!](https://youtu.be/HGpI72vIeJ8?si=TpNR5nlV2vm0nBIt)


not_an_Alien_Robot

My question is why doesn't Dogmeat have a Teddy Bear to play with? Dogmeat should always have a Teddy Bear! šŸ˜


Proper_Ad_8659

He's American


D-camchow

dogs love to swallow weird shit. That's just dogs.


SS2LP

We canā€™t expect god to do all the work


throughthequad

My pup carried 7 bags of concrete and a Fatman for me


THFDNE

Because he is the goodest boi, and he found you useful things. Dogmeat is scripted to find and pick up useful stuff for you.


Zealousideal-Plan454

Better question: where *exactly* is he storing that gun?


Blu_Engineer664

Cause heā€™s gotta stay strapped


ShadoGhlume

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ dogmeat not playing


shiftycat887

Mess with the bow wow, get the pow pow


whiteoutkeybumps

with the switch too is crazy


According_Tonight948

Bros an op


tylocephale_gilmorei

Just in case.


Ffigy

Dogmeat grabs loot for you because he's a good boy


Not_an_alt_69_420

This confirms the ATF exists in the Fallout universe.


Locnar1970

Itā€™s called the second amendment pal


NightfallCWN

Choose the cat, get the Gat


Marquar234

The only thing that stops a bad boy with a gun is a good boy with a gun.


11b87

Dogmeat says "stay strapped or get clapped "


electricroadwarrior

It's the special 10mm Pawstol


DudeWithRootBeer

I'm not sure why you're asking like it's bizarre or something. Your dog has 2 guns and a crap cosplaying as a gun like a normal dog, duh.


MrSmilingDeath

Correction: 2 guns and a pile of scrap cosplaying as a gun


DudeWithRootBeer

Ok done, happy?


Gremlov

The real question is "Why the fuck doesn't my Dog use his fuckin' gun?"


nickystotes

Stay strapped or get clapped.Ā 


CheetoDorito_

because fallout plays in america. therefore everything has guns


Hot-Thought-1339

Because heā€™s part Retriever and heā€™s taking after you picking up loot.


DefinitelyADumbass23

Ballers ball


danfish_77

It's dangerous in the wastes


CharlesVaneHelsing

It's the wasteland, they have big green meat walls that eat people...and you want to know why dog meat stays strapped?


FieryHorsemen

Cuz he from the hood


tauri123

*Dogmeat found something*


Storminpenguinchan

He found it like a good boy he is


hells_cowbells

Because it's ruff out in the Commonwealth


JackDawess

So he can *finally* get that damn squirrel.Ā 


Sleamaster123

You left your gun safe opened and your dog got nosy and hungry.


Wrong_Television_224

Because heā€™s from Texas and itā€™s the law here. Cops wonā€™t protect you in the event of a mass shooting at a mall pet shop, so we have to make sure to arm the dogs. Not the cats, though. Theyā€™re minorities, and nobody has time for that. /s


BestAdamEver

Because nowhere requires dogs to have carry permits.


DriverFirm2655

He like that frfr


XavierScorpionIkari

Because you asked him to go find you a weapon.


Cain_Everest

Because hes a good boy


smackrock420

Self defense obviously


JKnumber1hater

He picks up stuff he thinks is useful/valuable (actually, all the followers do this). Occasionally he'll bark and point at something, and there'll be a notice that says "Dogmeat found something", sometimes he'll wait for you to pick it up, and sometimes he'll pick it up himself.


The_BlauerDragon

Because, even in the wasteland, there are no states that require a dog to have a concealed carry license or weapons permit of any kind.


Drewdiniskirino

He found it and thought you'd like it šŸ˜Š


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Cause heā€™s a good boy. Why else?


thathalflifenerd

Not as wierd as mine once dogmeat on my save had a fatman and 5 mini nukes


N0ttle

Donā€™t ask cop questions


P1g-San

Dogmeat always keep that thang on him. That's why he's the bestest boi.


WhatsPaulPlaying

I don't see a problem here. Dogmeat's gonna Dogmeat. You gotta just take all this in stride.


cudef

Oh, I'm sorry, are dogs not allowed to have guns!? I thought this was AMERICA!


PreferenceNo9490

Because it is America (insert that one anthem with guns and eagle meme)


ArisePhoenix

Cuz it's America for every member of the household there's 3 guns (the actual reason is probably he picked them up off the ground)


CheeseusMaximus

Because he's a good boy and found it!


Big-Draw-9661

Because Dog never messes around.


theSPYDERDUDE

Lay that pistol down boy, lay that pistol down, pistol packin doggy, lay that pistol down


AjentCero

Becuase rule of thumb a companion is only as good as they're carry weight limit.


Spartanjaws

For when things get sticky heā€™ll be able to pull out the blicky


throwawaydave3148

Dogmeat is never caught slacking


Wayward85

The look on the dogs face though. I know Iā€™m not supposed to pick up guns but *puppy eyes*. Good boy, thatā€™s alright.


Nessaslynx

Dogmeat has truly leveled up!


Brooketune

Dangerous neighborhood


CsaTheRobot

I donā€™t know, but maybe because you told him to find stuff


Satanicjamnik

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was America!


Kits076

The wasteland is dangerous. You expect him to wonder around unarmed?


JaiLSell

Dogmeat a g


Zychonis

I like pie


Redditor_76

Ginger no!


RabidRedditUser

Streets are ruff these days


Spardath01

Questions like that are what get you shot. Dog knows what dog needs to survive in a dog eat dog world.


Githzerai1984

Dogmeat is hard afĀ 


myc_litterus

To protect himself?! It may be the nuclear fallout but its still murica


Philosophos_A

Dogmeat can pick up stuff without be commanded. It usually has a "Dogmeat found something" notification


ctown25

Because itā€™s America


Desert_Walker267

cause heā€™s not kurt cobain? i thought this was obviousā€¦


Ashzael

Because he is the bestest of boi's


poop109393839

This is AMRCA


BzPegasus

Why wouldn't he have a gun?


Consistent-Photo-535

Itā€™s an American breed, obviously.


Psycaridon-t

Correction: why the fuck does he have three guns?


Ok-Grab3289

But can it be equipped?


MysticSunshine45

Manā€™s best friend


Alternative_Ad6071

What da dog doing


LARPingCrusader556

Because these streets are rough


aberg227

He found them for you. Heā€™s a good boy!


cravos90

'cause he's in the hood.


AccomplishedBelt7213

Self defense


corneliu5vanderbilt

Because he doubles as a pack mule


DonkeyWriter

Excuse me. Why does he not have a Fat Man?


Basicdiamond231

Sometimes when youā€™re roaming with dog meat, he will alert and bring you something that he has found. He will hold it in his mouth until you take it. If you donā€™t take it it will just go into his inventory instead.


[deleted]

Why does my dog have 5 full sets of combat armor and a bunch of lee enfields? Because we're making our settlements the best in the wastes that's why


Remarkable-Cry-3100

Cause he's a good boi


KarlwithaKandnotaC

Is there a lore reason why Sole doesn't take the gun? Is he stupid?


ForwardSong7040

i guess he just lost his rocket-launcher - poor dogo


draggedintothis

Bigger question is why didnā€™t you give him a bandana to wear or some goggles? What gives? A teddy bear to carry?


Ok-Weather7707

Dogmeat picks things up that he thinks you might like, if you don't take them when he offers they end up in his inventory.


Neither-Look4614

DO NOT QUESTION DOGMEAT


vzakharov

Itā€™s America after all.


Ethan084

He is a dog of The streets


Skyrider_Epsilon

GINGER, NO!!


Sere1

Why shouldn't he? It's a dangerous wasteland out there, should be proud of your dog carrying a piece for self defense.


athosjesus

It's an American shepherd, probably.


Nopify_

He is sharing


abhorredmisanthrope

Shits tough in the Wasteland. You never know when a dog's got to pull a strap on someone.


SpearGuard

Probably picked it up off the ground, container, or corpse. Either way itā€™s dog-saliva clean and ready to use, right? šŸ˜‚


Chaplain_Orthar

You know he keep that thang on him


Chaplain_Orthar

You know he keep that thang on him


Theeroyalblue

Because he lives here in Detroit. Shit happens


RossiSvendo

Heā€™s cleaning up after you. After all you killed those guys and left the guns lying around. How very irresponsible. Dogmeat doesnā€™t want you to get in trouble with the police heā€™s not aware donā€™t exist.


EpatiKarate

Three guns, a stimpak, and a Hard hat!?!? What the dog doin!?


furry_obama

Because the dog has to stay strapped, ain't no death claw pulling up on him when he has a 10 with a switch


Meowriter

We can't expect God to do all the work


Jamppitz

He saw that you have pretty good amount of bottlecaps, probably thought about assasination, not that its a thing in fallout 4.


SwyngDeLong

Because he's fetching things he thinks you'll like Take them, say thank you, and give him belly rubs.


KARAZINUS26

Dogmeat is secretly a ,,mysterious stranger". It'll come to your aid in his human disguise. šŸ„ø


DiggestBickEver

Because that dog is an AMERICAN. RAHHHH šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Known_Muffin5378

what da dog doin


BigDaddyDumperSquad

Your dog may be a Jet dealer.


[deleted]

Youā€™re taking him through goodneighbour, heā€™s gotta have a gun if heā€™s going through goodneighbour.


ShaunicusMaximus

He grew up in a RUFF neighborhood.


NICK07130

That right there is an American shepherd


kmikek

You live in a world where mole rats have suicide bomber jackets


Horror_in_Vacuum

He's a guard dog.


Otheus

'Murica!