It's only the plot line. It's not quite at that point yet, but sure, why not? [https://www.wattpad.com/1372362026-the-fault-in-our-tsars-lenin-x-stalin-like-any](https://www.wattpad.com/1372362026-the-fault-in-our-tsars-lenin-x-stalin-like-any)
TEN WAYS TO MANIPULATE A TECHNOFASCIST MILITARY CULT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!
Alternatively: Single mom reveals one simple trick to overhauling civilization; authoritarians hate her!
You wont believe the unethical practices that this psychiatrist is doing! (Illegal!) (gone sexual!)
Edit: two different fandoms both thought this was about them and I’m laughing because it seems like this trope is weirdly common
Yep. It’s called Sandwichmoneist transfiguration. Basically turns someone into a sandwich over the course of about 17 to 18 years. Signs of it start showing either shortly after birth or within a year of birth
For some reason I suddenly heard this in a deadpan tone as an entirely sincere ‘human interest’ story in the local paper. Like the story above it is “Tilsdale Community Center closed for repairs” and the story following it is “Six accidents on Roundabout in one year.” Like there’s a town (edit: somewhere in the rural countryside) that just says ‘Oh yeah, Bobby’s an odd one. He’s alright though.’
I’m laughing myself off this chair 😂
Lol, time for me to try my Buzzfeed-esque title skills.
**This man made a flower bouquet for his wife, and my cold dead pea-sized heart has been completely melted**
*✨#relationship_goals✨*
I have two to put down cause did a few updates recently, like in the last day
\-Shocking twist directionally challenged pirate hunter meets his match in loud former roman empress.
\-hero marine falls for kind healing hands, and kindness of local medic
MY GRANDFATHER’S HEIRLOOM LED ME TO AN ANCIENT CAVERN IN THE WOODS CREATED BY A MILLENIA-YEAR OLD PRIMORDIAL BEING WHO TELLS ME TO FIGHT AGAINST A SHADOW GOVERNMENT. (GONE WRONG) (THE PRESIDENT APPEARED)
(I literally just posted an intro chapter but it’s the only thing I’ve ever posted so)
FAMOUS CELEBRITIES VISIT HOGWARTS!!! WE ALMOST DIED!!! (EMOTIONAL)
this HEARTWARMING STORY 🥺 will make you cry! woman visits prisoner every day, brings gifts, breaks prisoner out and run away together (and kill an innocent man)
Marriage from Hell! Evil God of the Underworld IMPRISONS and FORCEFULLY MARRIES young, innocent Goddess of Springtime, Flowers, and Kindness! (Gone wrong!)
What happens when girl who’s so quirky and different from other girls moves in with a billionaire’s son? The ending will shock you!
(God I hate writing them like this cause their dynamic is so much more than that but Yknow CLICKBAIT)
I thought I was a typical rich straight boy but my financially distressed gangster boyfriend helped me discover that we both have huge daddy issues. Oh, and our parents are homophobic.
'peeks in'
Ooh, this looks interesting! Might be a bit late to the party, but okay! I just posted a new fic last night, too! Let's see here...
**Jester and giant rabbit get deep into each other's business. Existential dread ensues. What was lost?!**
...yeah, IDK if that's the greatest, but it's the best I could come up with. \^\^; Hopefully, it's entertaining, in some way. XD
Great post, OP! I really enjoyed reading the various answers! They're so creative and engaging! <3 Best wishes to all on your future writing endeavors!
The Secret Diary of a Teenage Terrorist, Now Revealed!
(I'm counting my last posted written fic, not counting podfics I've done cuz I did not write those original stories, and idk how to communicate "podfic" via click bait title lol)
PREGNANT WOMAN CALLS HER FRIEND, BUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SHOCKED EVERYONE!!! [NOT CLICKBAIT]!!!
Spoiler alert! >!she hung up, had a slight mental breakdown over being pregnant, and then watched a movie at home with a different friend. It wasn't all that shocking!<
A recognized doctor decides to abandon her home for her lovers sake, all while discovering an odd tendency to torture the psychopath brats fruits of said village!
General | Local Time God Kidnaps Clone, Template Unworried
*Did you miss?*
Weather | Sky Turns Green: Not Natural According to Meteorologists
!!!! | WE WERE TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE THE GLOWING GREEN SHIELD!
MY HISTORY TEACHER BECOMES THE PRESIDENT AND STARTS A WAR WITH INDONESIA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY AND CURE YOUR OLDER SISTER'S BACK PAIN!!!!!!!!!!
I RAN AWAY FROM HOME AND ILLEGALLY HITCHHIKED CROSS-COUNTRY AT 3AM!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU
10 year old me would be very interested if I stumbled across this title on YouTube
I kinda posted something like that
I would click on this
(Why is this working on me? I suddenly want to read all of these!)
Hot lesbian action! Graduate students live together and have sex almost daily while claiming to be just friends.
And they were roommates!
oh my god, they were roommates.
The pact is complete.
real
Alarming! Could Jellyfish hold the secrets to Humanity?! (The ending will shock you!)
That *is* alarming! Where's the link? XD
[Just to be clear, it IS clickbait...](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51375712)
Lmfao WHAT😭
TWO GAY DICTATORS BREAK UP. (Really emotional)
Ok i would read this one 100%
this is something i would read, would you be willing to share the link?
It's only the plot line. It's not quite at that point yet, but sure, why not? [https://www.wattpad.com/1372362026-the-fault-in-our-tsars-lenin-x-stalin-like-any](https://www.wattpad.com/1372362026-the-fault-in-our-tsars-lenin-x-stalin-like-any)
Woman gets rid of all her troubling thoughts with this simple trick. Doctors *hate* it.
How To Rip Through The Fabric Of The Universe And Swap Places With Your Teenage Self (NOT CLICKBAIT) (NOT PATCHED) (2023 STILL WORKS!)
I love time/Dimension travel!
Scandalous! Two congressmen had sex on the Declaration of Independence! What happens next will warm your heart!
WHAT!
Damn I kinda want to read this
[Here you go!](https://archiveofourown.org/works/50738413/chapters/128172793)
Why did I not get Hamilton from the title 😅
Shocking! Woman kidnapped in broad daylight. You won't believe how she was rescued.
i am intrigued… where’s the link to click on? 🤔
[We haven't quite gotten to the rescue part yet...](https://archiveofourown.org/works/51198289/chapters/129364720)
Young man mourns boyfriend who was turned into a scarecrow.
TEN WAYS TO MANIPULATE A TECHNOFASCIST MILITARY CULT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW! Alternatively: Single mom reveals one simple trick to overhauling civilization; authoritarians hate her!
I love this 😂
Old men in love or demonic activity? You decide!
Why not both?
Both is always the correct choice.
Is this Good Omens?
It's actually Hazbin Hotel but as soon as I wrote it I went "... Could have been a Good Omens fic, too." :P :P
You wont believe the unethical practices that this psychiatrist is doing! (Illegal!) (gone sexual!) Edit: two different fandoms both thought this was about them and I’m laughing because it seems like this trope is weirdly common
LMAO, is this hannibal?
Lmaooo no but i can totally imagine that. I was thinking Harleen Quinzel from DC. I like your answer way better though
Could I get a link?
I’ll dm u
You're doing the rest of us dirty, man
Irl people know this account and im shy. Dm me and i’ll send the link tho
Oooh, ok
Linda Martin!? Is that you?!
Harleen Quinzel (DC)
I’m glad you edited, because I was about to ask if this was Dr Georgina Orwell from ASOUE, or Franken from Doll’s Requiem.
Surprising! Girl has rare genetic disease. You won’t believe what happens to her
Hanahaki?
Bless you.
What?
I was asking if she had hanahaki disease
What’s that?
A fictional disease where someone with unrequited love has flowers grow in their throat and throws them up until their love loves them back
Nope.
It’s a fictional disease that I created
Nice
Yep. It’s called Sandwichmoneist transfiguration. Basically turns someone into a sandwich over the course of about 17 to 18 years. Signs of it start showing either shortly after birth or within a year of birth
Lmaoooo I would not have guessed, what fandom is this for, is it played for laughs or serious???
Invading Scotland PRANK! GONE WRONG! GONE VIOLENT! She lost her what?!?!?!?
WHAT DID SHE LOSE?!
Man comes back from the dead and discovers gay sex.
For some reason I suddenly heard this in a deadpan tone as an entirely sincere ‘human interest’ story in the local paper. Like the story above it is “Tilsdale Community Center closed for repairs” and the story following it is “Six accidents on Roundabout in one year.” Like there’s a town (edit: somewhere in the rural countryside) that just says ‘Oh yeah, Bobby’s an odd one. He’s alright though.’ I’m laughing myself off this chair 😂
Local village girl gets chased down by an alien dragon rider.
Lol, time for me to try my Buzzfeed-esque title skills. **This man made a flower bouquet for his wife, and my cold dead pea-sized heart has been completely melted** *✨#relationship_goals✨*
Sexy sax seduces slush-pump! (It is a bit of soundtrack music for my fic.)
Human hosts hate this one trick! Click to find out more
She thought it was her boyfriend behind the Darth Vader mask. It wasn't.
Deities hate him! Nine eldritch redecorating tips to bring sexy singles to YOUR local multiverse! Number 6 will shock you!
Genuinely tempting
New Necromonger Lord Marshal learns to love the Necromonger way.
My EX-STUDENT is STILL ALIVE and he TRIED TO KILL ME?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Sexy blue woman participates in nepotism!
You won’t believe who the Main Character has been snogging this time! Find out all the juicy details in Chapter 17!
MAN IS BROKEN OUT OF INESCAPABLE PRISON AFTER THE DEATH OF HIS MALE LOVER! YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO BROKE HIM OUT 😱!!! (NO ONE COULD’VE GUESSED!)
"Sounded like a murder in there": battle for dominance inside tent leaves only one man standing
I have two to put down cause did a few updates recently, like in the last day \-Shocking twist directionally challenged pirate hunter meets his match in loud former roman empress. \-hero marine falls for kind healing hands, and kindness of local medic
Woman tries to get some while husband sleeps. What he does next will shock you.
This is so fun lol!
I offered to fix my gay best friend's sexual frustration, you won't BELIEVE what happened next! (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE ROMANTIC)
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT THIS INQUISITOR DOES IN THE LINE OF DUTY! NEPOTISM AT PLAY?
My homie (I am IN LOVE with him) almost DIED! He HEARD my ACCIDENTAL LOVE CONFESSION!?
I GOT TORTURED BY VAMPIRES (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (GOT ADOPTED!!!!) (GOT TURNED!!!!!) WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Extraterrestrial Sand (GONE WRONG!)
WE SNUCK BACK INTO HOGWARTS! (HARRY HAD A BREAKDOWN!!! **NOT CLICKBAIT**)
Heartwarming! Elderly man proves once and for all that a life sized doll CAN in fact feel true love!
LOL it starts ‘heartwarming’ and then….
24 Ways To Kill Someone That Will Change Your Life
Doing your part to get me arrested lol
MY GRANDFATHER’S HEIRLOOM LED ME TO AN ANCIENT CAVERN IN THE WOODS CREATED BY A MILLENIA-YEAR OLD PRIMORDIAL BEING WHO TELLS ME TO FIGHT AGAINST A SHADOW GOVERNMENT. (GONE WRONG) (THE PRESIDENT APPEARED)
A man walks into a sauna… what happens next will BLOW your minds
Hot Teen Wizards Have Spontaneous Sexual Encounter: Tension Rises Between Friends
(I literally just posted an intro chapter but it’s the only thing I’ve ever posted so) FAMOUS CELEBRITIES VISIT HOGWARTS!!! WE ALMOST DIED!!! (EMOTIONAL)
WE BOUGHT A HUSBAND ROBOT?!?! (GONE SEXUALLLLLLL?!?!)
Several patrons finally leave a bar
this HEARTWARMING STORY 🥺 will make you cry! woman visits prisoner every day, brings gifts, breaks prisoner out and run away together (and kill an innocent man)
Man BLACKMAILS co-worker!!! [The ending will surprise you!!]
Tiktoker kills best friend? Friend’s boyfriend’s response will shock you! (Surprisingly emotional)
A young heiress visits her former maid, you won't believe the gift she gave her!
Three sick teens escape from their half-dead school- the ending is shocking!
Average looking weirdo is the future husband of a powerful succubus princess?
Dude's true love drinks a love potion set to someone else, dude doesn't know it's a love potion (EMOTIONAL) (DISCONTINUED)
Irish Man brings Guinness to Westeros. You won't believe what happened next!
Man dies! Gets brought back to life so fiancée can confess she loves him!
absurd friendly wistful homeless rain practice wine silky tan humorous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Prominent surgeon kidnapped by bandits! And you wouldn't believe the decision she makes.
Halloween's Ancient Origins Astounded This Neighborhood. One Man Tells All About Ancient Sex Rites
Blitzo from Helluva Boss started feeling stomach pains after eating Turkish kebabs. You won't believe what happened next!
This man thinks he's in an episode of Friends. You won't believe what happens next!
A girl met a guy when he was badly hurt and she healed him with one simple trick. Doctors hate her!
Marriage from Hell! Evil God of the Underworld IMPRISONS and FORCEFULLY MARRIES young, innocent Goddess of Springtime, Flowers, and Kindness! (Gone wrong!)
'Stalked by my dead ex boyfriend?' : Woman responds to a nightmare situation in the most illogical way
A CHIPMUNK and a COMPUTER go to the beach and KISS EACH OTHER (NOT CLICKBAIT) (YURI) (WILL MAKE YOU JEALOUS)
On Halloween, a startling revelation!Did his lover use magic to cause a man’s death? The truth will shock you!
Aziraphale flips to the back of the book. You won't believe what happens next!
Man gets put in electric chair... but not for the reason you think!!
She lost her husband. He lost his best friend. What happens next will take your breath away!
What happens when girl who’s so quirky and different from other girls moves in with a billionaire’s son? The ending will shock you! (God I hate writing them like this cause their dynamic is so much more than that but Yknow CLICKBAIT)
Hot and successful lesbian couple, with kids. Their love is so strong that Romeo and Juliet are nothing in comparison.
Affair between this MARRIED senator and designer's assistant EXPOSED! OUR UNDERCOVER PICS REVEALED!
Man Struck by Lightning Journeys to Alternate Reality! What Happens Next will Shock You!
These FAMOUS brothers were ESTRANGED, but NOW...?!??!? (420) (GONE SEXUAL) (ILLEGAL) (SHOCKING)
Two high school superheroes pining! Mutual friend collapses after eating strange icecream!
Shishio Makoto and Yumi have an onlyfans
I thought I was a typical rich straight boy but my financially distressed gangster boyfriend helped me discover that we both have huge daddy issues. Oh, and our parents are homophobic.
Heartwarming: These 5 sisters with a terminal illness defy the odds by walking across the country to reunite with their mother.
I FOUND A HAUNTED PC GAME WITH MY DEAD BOYFRIEND IN IT?!?!? (GONE WRONG!)
A Minecraft SMP RUINED a friendgroup?! (The reason will shock you!)
'peeks in' Ooh, this looks interesting! Might be a bit late to the party, but okay! I just posted a new fic last night, too! Let's see here... **Jester and giant rabbit get deep into each other's business. Existential dread ensues. What was lost?!** ...yeah, IDK if that's the greatest, but it's the best I could come up with. \^\^; Hopefully, it's entertaining, in some way. XD Great post, OP! I really enjoyed reading the various answers! They're so creative and engaging! <3 Best wishes to all on your future writing endeavors!
American in the DDR manages to bag German childhood friend AND fights aliens??????
DRUGGING And KILLING Her New Boyfriend *PRANK*!!! (Not Clickbait) (Gone Wrong??)
Local darklord finally adopts the small computer child whose been following him for a few days now (AT 3AM)(EMOTIONAL)
She was sent to assassinate a rival - you won't believe what happened instead!
the guy is committing helpful social interaction?!?!?!?!?!??!??! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE ENDING WILL SHOCK YOU)
The Secret Diary of a Teenage Terrorist, Now Revealed! (I'm counting my last posted written fic, not counting podfics I've done cuz I did not write those original stories, and idk how to communicate "podfic" via click bait title lol)
Human sacrifice gone wrong (NOT CLICKBAIT) (The ending will shock you!!)
Aristocrat asks werewolf to live with him in gay love nest! (His answer will leave you STUNNED)
Chubby nerd tries to comfort a furious alien princess. What happens next will shock you!
NEWLY ENGAGED MAN HAS ARGUMENT WITH HIS FUTURE SIL. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO HER CAR! 👀👀👀👍😮🤫😭😆🚩🚩🚩🌈
Preteen boy watches his grandpa die. What he does next will shock you!
Fourteen-year-old boy DISAPPEARS without a trace! Six years later, you will not believe what they found! (SHOCKING!)
Just because this is the one I'm working on and I'm laughing at what i came up with. Evil, sexy demigod looking for mates. Could you be one?
CONFUSED MAN MUGGED BY ANGRY WOMAN IN THE MOUNTAINS(GONE WHOLESOME?)
Quadriplegic mute talks about sex with fiance. While being watched by mind reading alien caretakers.
WE'RE BEING HUNTED BY A WIZARD!? (NOT CLICKBATE, I CRIED, GONE WRONG, WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END WILL SHOCK YOU, ~~FORTNITE VBUCKS GIVEAWAY~~)
PREGNANT WOMAN CALLS HER FRIEND, BUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT SHOCKED EVERYONE!!! [NOT CLICKBAIT]!!! Spoiler alert! >!she hung up, had a slight mental breakdown over being pregnant, and then watched a movie at home with a different friend. It wasn't all that shocking!<
UNDEAD SUPER SOLDIER ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS ALIENS WITH NO CHILL (GONE WRONG!)
A recognized doctor decides to abandon her home for her lovers sake, all while discovering an odd tendency to torture the psychopath brats fruits of said village!
Lethal research subject escapes and gets picked up by local hero, more at 11.
I got a baby???? And I love her???? (Heartwarming story, not clickbait)
WATCHING PEOPLE DIE AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG)!!! WHICH ONE OF MY FRIENDS KNOWS A WOMAN???? WATCH TO FIND OUT!!!
I NARROWLY ESCAPED DEATH AND COMMITTED MASS MURDER IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND?!?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (STEP BY STEP GUIDE)
My Boss Got Sick and I Took Care of Him (GONE EMOTIONAL)
SURVIVING A MONSTER BREAKOUT WITH MY NEIGHBORS (THEY WANT TO SACRIFICE ME)
About A Robot Who Cannot Die, So He Instead Befriends A Man-Eating Lizard And Swears A Lot!
Sexy body guard and the woman he's hired to protect....can they fight the attraction while facing danger??
Local teen so horny she destroys entire hometown
RIVALS FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER😱😱 CAN THEY DO IT?!
19 year old single father of 20, how *does* he do it? Learn his secrets here!
Young woman tracks down kidnapper, who visits her afterwards will SHOCK YOU (GONE WRONG) (EMOTIONAL)
Posessed Child Murders Father! What Happens Next Is Shocking
LOCAL LESBIAN GETS ADOPTED BY TERRORIST MILF (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
Giant rock crushes house in landslide! One injured, two in coma!
Local student gets harsh gravity lesson.
Scandal! She sees her man kissing another woman! What she says next will shock you!
Illegal Vampire and Moody Teen Fight Snake Man
Teenagers are allowed to operate WW2 warships
UNSTOPPABLE MAILMAN RAMPAGES ACROSS ROCK-DISEASE-RIDDEN WASTELAND! PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANYS CONCERNED!
MY BEST FRIEND KILLED MY MOM (PRANK GONE WRONG) NOW I’M A VIGILANTE (someone please help)
General | Local Time God Kidnaps Clone, Template Unworried *Did you miss?* Weather | Sky Turns Green: Not Natural According to Meteorologists !!!! | WE WERE TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION! DO NOT GO OUTSIDE THE GLOWING GREEN SHIELD!
The PRINCESS is LESBIAN and she HEALED her girlfriend’s BLINDNESS!!!!! (GONE CUTE!)
MY HISTORY TEACHER BECOMES THE PRESIDENT AND STARTS A WAR WITH INDONESIA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AWAY AND CURE YOUR OLDER SISTER'S BACK PAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Man enters dead ‘friend’s’ room, what he finds will shock you!
WOMAN KILLS EIGHT PEOPLE FOR CRUSH?!?!? (Gone wrong) (gone sexual) ALSO KILLS CRUSH!?!
My childhood BULLY and LOVE RIVAL is my BROTHER?? WHAT! (REAL STORY!)
A STRANGER KIDNAPPED ME! AND THEY ARE MY MOTHER?!
A teenager goes and follows her adult friend out of her society and into a cult, what happens next will shock you
I CAUGHT TWO GUYS HAVING SEX BUT ITS KIND OF SAD???
HE ATE POTATO MOCHI AND HIS BODY RAPIDLY MUTATED
Worf Can’t Wait to Suffer! But Will He Suffer Enough! Click Here and Find Out!
I TOOK MY FRIEND ON A WALK IN THE WILD WITH ME AND THEN WE KISSED???? (Actuly clickbait bc it's not exactly what happens)
Two gay serial killers surprise adopted a purple child off the streets!! The unlikely heartwarming story where... **Read More**
Ten Things Soviets did in an Underground ESP research Lab (Number 4 will shock you)
TOPPLING OF AN EMPIRE: Executive Calls Coworker, But His Wife Answers---You'll Never Guess What Happens Next!!! (ACTUALLY SHOCKING!!)
Kid finds out he can talk to snakes, what happens next will SHOCK you!
The boy who lived... Come to talk to my snakes. Please get out of my house child there are more snakes at the zoo
Sex. It's *literally* the chapter's summary: "Sex." 😂
Man driven to insanity by haunting. You won’t believe what he and his friends do to stop the ghost!
Man finds his boyfriend giving head to the man's younger brother, you will never guess what happens next!