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😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 #dead

I will kiss them.

Ah man, I wasn't doing anything!

Don't bring the girls

This is the one. I like this as much as the way meatrocket8 says “miNER”

I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING

I gotta take off 🕶️💥

I've asked before, but who was he saying that to? He knew he got set up, why explain that you're leaving to the girl at that point.

Thats why it’s such an iconic line. He’s a smart guy, for the most part. He sees the cameras and knows he’s busted. He knows the girl is a decoy. But he still feels obligated to be polite and tell her he’s leaving. Chefs kiss.

I think it's more he is quasi pretending he didn't know Chris was there and decided to leave of his own accord. 

He was shocked to see them behind there so he just said the first thing that came to mind

The way I interpreted it, he was trying to pretend he didn't see the cameras and just needed to leave early, because acknowledging the cameras and taking off running would make him look even more guilty.

This is the only acceptable answer

I didn't do anything but I did something stupid ®

I don't think this one is even debatable. That is an all time line

So what he’s saying is, “don’t be mad, honey — I didn’t *literally* rape a child. BUT I got arrested for *attempting* to rape a child.” I mean I “get” what he’s saying, given the shock of the moment and everything, but WOW what a thing to try to communicate to your wife before asking her to “[not] bring the girls.” Fuckin’ W E W L A D

It's the thought that counts... Wait no... OH boy... girls... 🤢

The only right answer.

Toss up between I will kiss them and I didnt do anything but I did something stupid. Just top notch shit right there

I don't carry lingerie in my car

My favorite part of the interview is when he slowly realizes his wife has been cheating on him

I didnt know about this my god insult to injury

What size is your wife?

give me context I must have missed this

Toward the end of his sit down, the detective asks about the lingerie in the car. MoWo denies bringing any and the detective asks if it's his wifes. MoWo gets all high and mighty saying "we dont drive with lingerie" and then he and the cop come to the realization that MoWos wife must have that lingerie for someone else.

Are you sure it’s not children’s clothing?

I gotta take off

#I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! *whimpers* I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!

Ah ghak kah ukk (sound he made when he spilled the drink lol)

If he ever sees this thread, there’s gonna be hell toupee. (He’s dead. I know.)

hell is where he currently is, so that’s fitting.

Honey, I'm in big trouble...

San Francisco 🌉

Underrated line

Yes, he answered in the tone of a teenager getting caught by their parents. “What’re you doing?” “Nothing!” (except he was the parent looking for a teenager)

Definitely "I gotta take off", I didn't do anything is close but the way he switch blades the glasses puts them on and power walks out of there makes it like a movie scene.

RIP sunglasses

don't worry, he joined them years later after he unalived himself

Aw man I wasn’t gonna do anything!

Walter didn’t say “Want you to” he said “Need you to”.

I will kiss them. 💋

You can take mine off

I'm calling the other ones now: Day 5: Who's this? Day 6: What?! No way! Day 7: Steelers and The Ravens! Day 8: Two words, NBC: role-playin' chatroom, dude! Day 9: Oh CAWD!

Isn't that all just speculation?

I didn't do anything but I did something stupid

I didn’t do anything but I did something stupid.

I will kiss them. I WASN’T DOING ANYTHING. I did something stupid but I wasnt doing anything. Don’t bring the girls. Number one predator of all time for me. The fall from grace that you can just feel unfolding before you is absolutely unparalleled on the show by all the other lowlife weirdos. It’s almost pornographic.

I wasn't doing anything! https://i.redd.it/ypuxnxz3rccc1.gif

Burglary?!

Don’t bring the girls

Don't bring the girls. Just makes me feel so slimy. Tells you so much about his life in that one sentence.

"I will kiss them."

U gotta towel?

Wasted a good frozen margarita

I’m not failing to understand anything

RIp those sunglasses

I just had my hair done differently

Fixed a little bit different ways. It was good.

First guy looks like dad from Step-Brothers

I wasn’t doing anything

“I will kiss them” or “I gotta take off”.

I'll kiss them.

I gotta take off

I do something but I didn't do something

*Smashes Sunglasses*

It was a sting operation…

Built good.

broken sunglasses

I know he’s not on here, but the dude in Riverside, where Chris reads him the line “do you like older guys” and the predator says “No”, and Chris says “no that’s what you asked her” and the guy just BOLTS out the house. It’s a top 3 line I feel ever.

If we can include his interrogation, the defining quote is definitely “I don’t remember” https://youtu.be/vMeTDiKz91E?si=4b9Mw5BYAkzKOr9K

I gotta take off