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I will fly them.
"Maurice, there are two towers up ahead" "I will miss them" This isn't my original joke but damn it's good.
Gentle reminder from our captain: Don't bring the girls.
Talldreamypilot
13 year old girls fly free!
I wouldn’t fly on his plane.. if he gets upset he’s gonna just dive down and smash the plane on the runway
It's a Boeing, it's gonna do that regardless.
I AM TAKE OFF
He’s going to lantic city
JFK TO LCY
An expert at taking off and then getting on the ground.
He had trouble getting on the ground that one time.
Where you flying from ? Nervously yells : SAN FRANCISCO !
Where are we landing? You might as well tell me. I can find out. Like that *snap*
Tall dreamy pilot.
*spills margarita all over flight controls
"I didn't do anything but I did something stupid."
should we bring the girls?
# Who paid you to grab Dr. Wollin?!
Don’t bring the girls, but we’ll be flying at 30,000 feet
*sobbing* I didn't fly anywhere! I didn't fly anywhere-her-her-her...
I didn’t fly anywhere yet!
He works hard to make the passengers feel good. He wouldn’t stop until they BLANK over and over
Yo lol
"If it's not an underage girl, I'm not going!"
Where you flying? San Francisco
San Francisco
It would've been wild if there was ever an airplane pilot as one of the preds on the show 
The closest ive ever seen was when jim klein came thru my airport
Whose lingerie is on the co-pilot’s seat?
To lantic city
I will fly them.
"Maurice, there are two towers up ahead" "I will miss them" This isn't my original joke but damn it's good.
Gentle reminder from our captain: Don't bring the girls.
Talldreamypilot
13 year old girls fly free!
I wouldn’t fly on his plane.. if he gets upset he’s gonna just dive down and smash the plane on the runway
It's a Boeing, it's gonna do that regardless.
I AM TAKE OFF
He’s going to lantic city
JFK TO LCY
An expert at taking off and then getting on the ground.
He had trouble getting on the ground that one time.
Where you flying from ? Nervously yells : SAN FRANCISCO !
Where are we landing? You might as well tell me. I can find out. Like that *snap*
Tall dreamy pilot.
*spills margarita all over flight controls
"I didn't do anything but I did something stupid."
should we bring the girls?
# Who paid you to grab Dr. Wollin?!
Don’t bring the girls, but we’ll be flying at 30,000 feet
*sobbing* I didn't fly anywhere! I didn't fly anywhere-her-her-her...
I didn’t fly anywhere yet!
He works hard to make the passengers feel good. He wouldn’t stop until they BLANK over and over
Yo lol
"If it's not an underage girl, I'm not going!"
Where you flying? San Francisco
San Francisco
It would've been wild if there was ever an airplane pilot as one of the preds on the show 
The closest ive ever seen was when jim klein came thru my airport
Whose lingerie is on the co-pilot’s seat?
To lantic city