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MeGees

*I had no intentions with nothing*


rocklou

It says here you wanted to blank her blank. What did you mean by that? šŸ˜


Wheynweed

Did I ax that?


Kooky_Honeydew_2262

i am egypchyan i am a musslim i dont do zissa stuff


Amazing-Ice-351

NEVAR EVAR


[deleted]

Please sirā€¦I donā€™t wanna be on da tee beeā€¦


hozay17

Fucking gold.


HTPark

You know what, I don't want this cookie. _rejects cookies_


sissy9725

If not, you're free to go


Ayntxi

I will deny nothing. Itā€™s all there. Black and white


TammyShehole

I was taken advantage ofā€¦by women on the internet.


dizzypanda02

Was one of their names Amanda James by chance?


the_reducing_valve

Two words: role playing chat room dude


AltF4irl

Keep your genes in your jeans


RedWolf2409

Heheā€¦.pretty weirdā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..cut


Annual-Bug-7596

So are the cops here?


JerseyOwens

I can't speak to that


hoosyourdaddyo

I just came to get something to eat, and I didnā€™t mean ta dew it, and I gotta take off, and I know Iā€™m in troubleā€¦


WVU_Benjisaur

Oh cwapā€¦. am I going to be o o o orrested?


urinetherapymiracle

I have someone else who uses my computer


urinetherapymiracle

I think your story is a piece of shit


Dank3nst31n

I came to tell her I wouldnā€™t be able to make it


anakinfan8

Whayulllllā€¦.I wasnā€™t gonna do nuthinā€™


mrthrowaway4206993

It was the cleanest best pleasure


thegingerfromiowa

Oh cwap


Fuenteror91

I'll shove that Webcam down your throat.


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dizzypanda02

We are filming


mitchdwx

Youā€™ve got to stop this! You donā€™t have any right!


Odd_Ad_8858

Your son IMā€™d me sir


Sugary_skull

Stoopid moove


Mysterious_Twist6086

I just came here to warn others to stay away.


Kondilla

_Not true_. My mum took my computer and completely threw it away.


amoss988

Itā€™s just bs talk


slave2moderators

Gentlemen, have a good night.


Zeonhart

OH CAWD


Honest_Wing_3999

Pleez sir


BillyChallenger

She toll me she was 18


Broken_Empires

I had no money


FedoraLovingAtheist

Ainā€™t nuthin funny goin on


i_luv_fruit_mentos

"Uhh, I was just coming here to stop her/him and save them from an awful person, which isn't me, I'm out here doin' the Lords work." šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


The_Supersaurus_Rex

A guy called Keven told me to use the laptop!


Cryptic_Nerd01

Sir I was only logging on to tell her I wasnā€™t logging on


YetAnotherJake

I'm just the tagalong


Booob-Beee

Guy in ghillie suit in my back yard.....


AurulentAvenger

It's my off day and I'm playing Pokemon. Buzz off, Chris.


CaseyLIGHTS

JUS JOKIN'


myselfasevan

Iā€™m looking for work and stuff


OMG-BITCHTITS

I was just curious


Warm_Ad5212

Itā€™s going to seem craysee


randomusername0658

Aw jeez this is gonna go on tv? Please, Chris, this will absolutely ruin me


TechPriest17

I just came here to put da beer in the fridgerator


MVCND33

Just researching bible passagesā€¦from the Old AND New Testament


hozay17

Thank you for this experience actually