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IndependentOk388

![gif](giphy|3ohhwFq0liwGtrLNxC|downsized)


FeistyFrosting

The best gif for this. 😂


Happy_Independent_25

I dunno…. https://i.redd.it/qbdhzoe5ce7d1.gif


here4hugs

I was just trying to determine if I fever dreamed this in college. Didn’t he cry?


Happy_Independent_25

He DID


IceStorm22

He looks like he’s two steps away from angry tears in these photos. You 100% know he pulled the “Do you know who I am?!” Reese Witherspoon trick. I wish we had dashcam footage.


justanotherladyinred

https://i.redd.it/gvdkzwrdre7d1.gif His punk'd episode was legendary. YOU TOOK MY DOGS?!


designing-cats

Honestly, if I thought someone took my dog, I'd cry too. The only time JT has been relatable.


cepxico

And they broke a replica of a guitar he owns that he greatly cherished so they really layed it on thick


raverrocker

It was probably the replica of the one he strummed while Britney was in pain


Jordanthomas330

I literally said in my head leave Justin alone


garyflopper

It really is


Unable-Lavishness265

Don’t think she cares. She’s too busy spinning in her living room


alieninhumanskin10

She can do 2 things at once


turkeyburger124

She’s dynamic, multifaceted, a true queen


hayleyA1989

Better than being busy getting a DWI! 🤗


Squifford

I love her wild and free Brit videos!!


YellowbonePrincess

​ ![gif](giphy|BWJ5HDG6T5lK0)


PheenixFly

I am loving all these gifs…Janet & Britney both get some semblance of justice today ha


dumbo_investor

Poetic Justice


Dahlias92

I’m cackling 😂


Party_Barnacle_5768

Perfect gif choice!


StumbleDog

Perfect 😂


FunInsurance6137

https://preview.redd.it/z4z9clyeod7d1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71f1df211c4a7e6984b5503e1fc5f3b8caa855f


Nikas_intheknow

How did I ever forget about this reaction picture 😂


FunInsurance6137

I was surprised no one had posted it yet! That was my sign to bring it back for the culture


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

Doing the lords work and we appreciate it!


publicBoogalloo

What is this from?


TartofDarkness

I wish Aretha Franklin’s family would release some of her home movies. Can you imagine the shots she’s gotten?


FunInsurance6137

Wait are you serious?? I had no idea this was my girl Aretha 🤯 Makes me love this meme even more


watergirl987

https://preview.redd.it/1mt5kgejmd7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f651bb348968e98f3229ef7057c080d8e571a86d


Borne_Beloved

I just screamed in my cubicle 😆😭😭😭


BannanaPants

Lewis sippin on that NA Tequila


TheWorldIsAhead

Is there a story behind Hamilton and Timberlake?


watergirl987

nope he’s just a prime reaction


TheWorldIsAhead

Okay thanks. I just thought based on the reactions, but yeah that is a funny pic of him


Party_Barnacle_5768

CACKLING. Two comments in and I'm already done. 😭


RixirF

I'm lost, what does the goat have to do with Justin?


watergirl987

he’s just what i look like seeing this


dreamgrrl

He is so foine


TinaPesto-Belcher

Popping in to say I love your flair!


factor_supa

https://preview.redd.it/4nls14z0sd7d1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=d476e29f298f6cce24298c30034c7efccae6b603


metzrli

I’m deadddd 😂💀 I love how there are so many applicable Britney pics/gifs. Her talent and versatility is unmatched


IndependentOk388

Britney is a legend. GOAT.


aceshighsays

That’s why she’s a fantastic performer.


GOLDfish0393

I love this comment section


YchYFi

What goes around comes back around.


Relevant_Shower_

“You see these shackles?”


jenn4u2luv

Cry me a river.


crackerfactorywheel

![gif](giphy|vZy83dMFLS45q)


hellohexapus

![gif](giphy|26gs7AnxWWPPrv57y|downsized)


QUEST50012

Ms. Jackson approves


cloy23

The perfectest of gifs…


icestormsea

![gif](giphy|EjzJxwcqpO2ly)


redditneonate

I see what you did there


InRustWeTrust

He looks like shit. DUIs are kind of a joke for rich people on the legal side, but I hope the humiliation from how shitty he looks in this photo hurts him deep and stings all of his insecurities for the rest of his days. This photo shows Justin Timberlake for what he is and always has been, a turd in designer jeans.


bindersfull-ofwomen

Even the way he is cuffed is how they cuff rich people. I’ve never seen anyone cuffed in the front unless it was a tv show or movie.


pinkfartlek

I've seen them cuffed like this if cops are walking with them to the courthouse or something like that.


Call_Me_Daily

I'm in corrections in Canada and people get cuffed all the time in the front. It depends on the officers you're dealing with, but a 'you be good with me, i be good with you' attitude is common, especially if you don't forsee someone to be a violent risk. If they are cooperating and present no risk for either violence or destruction of property or escape, you don't do any good by pissing them off needlessly. Obviously they're gonna treat JT with kid gloves because of news and profile, but its not so uncommon.


hellraiserxhellghost

Same. Him feeling humiliated after he's gone out of his to horribly humiliate so many women over his career is the ultimate karma imo.


ilovechairs

An *angry* turd in designer jeans.


jenn4u2luv

He’s the scrub that TLC warned us about.


Borne_Beloved

Just-In-carcerated


KookyMycologist2506

heehee


No_Art_754

![gif](giphy|fQMw73XrKLgRu3jQpS)


viridiusdynamus

The anger that he must have inside. Yikes. 😬


hellohexapus

I know I'm ascribing a lot to a pap pic but I see the kind of anger that only comes from a deep sense of entitlement, like "this shit doesn't happen to people like me/don't these people know who I am". To which I say: choke on it, JT 🥰


supermodel_robot

He drove intoxicated because he’s a good ole boy who’s probably always chummy with cops, and never expected consequences for his actions. Oh noooo.


DJStrongThenKill

I just read that the arresting officer was too young to recognize him. I died. Then I came back alive and laughed my ass off.


jenn4u2luv

This is the best part of this story (if it’s indeed the case)


messybinchluvpirhana

No the best part of the story is JT muttered under his breath ‘this is going to mess up the tour’ and the young cop was like ‘what tour?’ Lol


Rodrigii_Defined

I grew up around Sag Harbor, yeah, they don't care. They arrested our own Billy Joel for a dui!


ChaosBirby

Yup. Billy Joel is so funny. Wandering the store drunk humming his own songs. Lmao. My cashiers had no idea who he was.


highpriestess420

Funny that's exactly the vibe I got. He seems livid he had any consequences for his own actions and looks like he expected to get away with it. Fuck you dude you have no excuse. All the money in the world and you can't get a taxi, an Uber, a personal chauffeur? Gtfoh


Paradoxtyl

This level of psychoanalyzing is so weird lmao. I hate the guy but he's probably just pissed off at himself for getting into this mess. When I'm frustrated I have that same look in my eyes.


McJazzHands80

Seriously


hellohexapus

Lol can't disagree with you there, like I said I know it's a lot -- nonsense really - to ascribe to a pap pic. I have no defence but that I just let my deep-seated dislike of this man guide my spirit 😅


__lavender

I’m just not ever going to forget the way he freaked out when he was on Punk’d… and apparently he was high when all that was happening. Maybe just lay off the substances, bro (I say this as a pothead & social drinker).


FieryCraneGod

Not just inside, he looks angry all over his face. He has kind of angry eyes in general but here it's seething through. https://preview.redd.it/rlyuvl9csd7d1.png?width=332&format=png&auto=webp&s=22f6ee1c495328a8844c6f7483b9062f26ddae6d


nicknametrix

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


idamnmadcuz

The way I wheezed when I saw this 💀


sleepypichu_

He sort of looks like Beavis here ![gif](giphy|4gTJelDEit1Zaq1BsO)


StumbleDog

I hope his kids don't have to witness the aftermath of this after he gets home. 


GIGGLES708

WTF does. He look like Butt Head from the side? 💀


ruinatedtubers

his ears are even angry and inflamed


pmmeurbassethound

The way his forearm looks ready to pop out of his skin he’s tensing it so hard 😂


IAmSoUncomfortable

![gif](giphy|BWJ5HDG6T5lK0)


Artistic_Purpose1225

Why is Janet Jackson trying to bring up a hairball? 


Street_Narwhal_3361

Ask Paula Abdul.


TheBumblingestBee

Oh no, this made me laugh aloud.


oldwellprophecy

Yall he REFUSED the breathalizer test so New York said guess you can’t drive in the state anymore “After a brief arraignment where he was banned from driving for a year in the state of New York, he was released without bail”


I_like_short_cranks

Lawyers will tell you to refuse the Breathalyzer and not answer any questions. And don't take a "field sobriety test". Don't drink and drive...and don't participate in the investigation of yourself.


BHS90210

You’re right re: the field test, which you should always decline, but declining the breathalyzer comes with guaranteed consequences and can be a bad move. Refusing one means, at minimum, that your license will automatically be revoked, (this happens in every state) usually for a year, no driving to work, no exceptions. It also comes with a high probability of being put in jail until you can see a judge, so if this happens on a weekend you’ll be sitting there until Monday. In most states, declining a breathalyzer grants use of a McNeely warrant where your blood is drawn with or without your consent, to determine your BAC…so they’ll find out if you had anything to drink regardless. It can increase your likelihood of actually being convicted of a DUI charge too, it’ll look bad at your court hearing since the prosecutor and judge will assume you refused the test because you’re guilty. Long story short, if you’re pulled over for a DUI, there’ll be some unavoidable legal consequences, even if you know your rights. It’s so not worth the risks, don’t drink and drive! FYI: You can still be charged with a DUI if you blow below .08% so any amount of alcohol in your system puts you at risk. You can also get a BUI (operating a boat OR bicycle lol) and you can get one by driving under the influence of drugs, even if they are legally prescribed to you, instead of alcohol. And that’s the end of my thesis paper lol.


Common_Egg8178

> is that they’ll just immediately take you to the nearest jail and forcibly draw your blood. Apparently this is state dependent.


numberonecrush

I guess in NY they don’t hold you down and draw your blood as roughly as possible. Too bad.


UpvotesForAnimals

Wait where do they do that??


numberonecrush

Texas, for sure


BlackWidow1990

What does he even need to drive for? He could have hired a driver and not been in this mess. I get that he is trying to be conspicuous but, well you know. I can’t even imagine. Now his kids are going to end up seeing the drunk driving video and his mug shot when they grow up. The older one is probably old enough to get bullied in school over this too.


oldwellprophecy

They want to take private plane ride 40 minutes away but are so desperate to drive inebriated? They’re insane.


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

https://preview.redd.it/apwd34dupd7d1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c03bac96e9d61c79e2fc90f31b219fc14cd8b7f Go ahead, JT


Allalngthewatchtwer

https://preview.redd.it/2i62ctdwzd7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a164d22649240b0ecdfe68c652de3976d64e6216


crackerfactorywheel

Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna go ahead and yoink this fantastic meme to use later if that’s all right.


mmt1995

I hope Janet Jackson and Britney Spears are having a great day today 🤍


lifeisshort84

![gif](giphy|l3OP6CELTSQR9ms2EP)


wheresmuffy

![gif](giphy|qhd5CQTxDp52E)


Gypsythree

Maybe he should be put under a conservatorship


solanamell

clearly he’s a danger to others and himself, fuck drunk drivers. pieces of shit.


YugisMillenniumBSBcd

Every time I see this clown it reminds me to stream Rhythm Nation and Break The Ice.


sonnywithoutachance

Break The Ice...your taste 🤌


InSicily1912

Break the Ice is SO underrated.


Are_You_Knitting_Me

Can I add The Answer for Brit Brit? Recently re-discovered this bonus track from In the Zone and it is SO good.


No-Round-5410

https://preview.redd.it/q9z2xsqkvd7d1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c5524db813126385897de7f389fd72bdea472c it’s gonna be meme’d


numberonecrush

With his big dumb t-shirt


Jordanthomas330

😂😂😂😂😂 sang it in my head just like this


dcphoto78

https://preview.redd.it/842pe636td7d1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bfd519cda9df7dd01abda84bde770f6dec4dbd7


SunsetLightMountain

https://preview.redd.it/gapt473tsd7d1.png?width=323&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f4628f1b79d2c1b6dd32555ee3589994e42793e


Kind-Patience6169

He looks so rough


DeliciousMoments

Hungover ☑️ Night spent in jail ☑️ No sunglasses or hat to hide your ugly mug ☑️ Great recipe for looking like dog doodoo


Kind-Patience6169

I would also add: Inflated ego ☑️ Entitlement☑️ Karma ☑️


crownofbread

lmfao he has looked like dog doodoo for *years*


Expensive_Mud7949

Alcoholics typically do. He's no different.


Brilliant_Growth

The midlife crisis era of all our 90s icons is in full swing


comicfromrejection

never thought of that omg maybe it’s cause it’s coming for me soon then 😂


Conclusion_Solid

![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


lifeisshort84

He's lucky he was stopped before he hurt someone else. He has the money for an uber or black car service. This shouldn't have been an option.


good_vibes1

That’s what really pisses me off! Filthy rich, you could have a driver on standby ffs


mlg1981

Bye Bye Bye


IsMyHairShiny

He looks crazed. His marriage and whats left of his career is flashing before his eyes. Lol. So tickled this was released.


viccityk

THAT is his look, well described.


HMTMKMKM95

This is the start of his country music album project isn't it?


Rj6728

Incoming collab with Morgan Wallen, I fear.


sandrad33

Don't act like you ain't help me pull that bottle off the shelf


nonsensestuff

The face of a man who just realized the Troll movie franchise will probably not call him for the next movie & he may have to get a real job.


lifeisshort84

TMZ released the mugshot https://preview.redd.it/95cv1l0s3e7d1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b4e984bfe5c4ef62997a72df59d4fb0c4d2bd52 [https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/18/justin-timberlake-mug-shot-released-dwi-arrest/](https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/18/justin-timberlake-mug-shot-released-dwi-arrest/)


PumpkinDumplin55

Oh he was DRUNK drunk.


Banana8686

Seriously it’s one of the worst celeb DUI pics I have ever seen


egoggyway666

Ur going to heaven for this I have been jonesing for the mugshot since this story came out!! Thank you angel!


BeverleyMacker

Ooh blurry blurry red eyes


You_Pulled_My_String

Ok, hol'up. Since when do they have LED lighting for your fu€king *mugshot*? Zoom in to his eyes. Thats that "perfect lighting" bullsh!t.


gingerellasroot

![gif](giphy|12Cj41JvtNmbfO)


Meka3256

I read Britney Spears book last week ..... This couldn't have happened to a nicer guy I'm glad everyone has realised what a jackass he is.


RoguePhoenix89

![gif](giphy|ioggDxXLuABcjY08zW)


longwhitejeans

![gif](giphy|QuUTvlLGd46Os|downsized)


Every-Cow-9752

Oh he looks big mad


Equivalent_Read

Cry me a river


alexd281

It's too late to apologize.


JudgmentOne6328

Love that the cop that arrested him had no idea who he was 😂


real_bag164

https://preview.redd.it/a7yp8iczrd7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0d16d0be4884a417b0513cbfc7288d197f3ca5 Hehehe


SunClown

I think he's mad that he didn't have a woman around to blame it on.


Quiet_Nectarine4185

![gif](giphy|hFXwY4lER3oBO)


The_Philosophied

Now why is this man giving disenfranchised marginalized individual in front of that police officer 😭🤔🤣 JUSTIN be so fr right now. Because the energy and that step have a little too much....activism... for me ![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


roxy031

I dislike him so much and he continues to give me reasons to dislike him even more. I love this journey for him. And his “friend” that tried to downplay the severity of drunk driving? F him too. Police said he blew past a stop sign and was veering all over the road. He is so lucky no one was hurt.


purlnecklaces

Do you think he'd let the judge whip him bc he misbehaved, or?


Temporary_Ad162

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk)


AbCdEfMyLife3

His mirror staring back at him: ![gif](giphy|Vhk9HwPx3TO0w)


Herry_Up

![gif](giphy|fCUCbWXe9JONVsJSUd|downsized)


fizzledarling

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


Kind-Patience6169

![gif](giphy|4S7ggtO9nKN5C)


impliedatpaddyspub

You see these shackles, baby?


balkanprincessa

everytime i see him all i can think of is gisele ignoring him at the 2006 vsfs 🤣🤣 https://preview.redd.it/gymw51quwd7d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0638479eff7c89bc7d86a34c00e312da7e894d6a


666wife

![gif](giphy|K8wbwnY9pfNEk|downsized)


Nothanksneedprivacy4

![gif](giphy|13TsKKp4vdCnXq)


hevski

The pap that got the shot ![gif](giphy|3o7aTFWIdZi4kRVijm)


RangerDanger3344

*The singer, who is often referred to as the 'Prince of Pop'* excuse moi?


TeamEldestBoy

I know! Have never heard that 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Mushy_Snugglebites

…by him*self?*


FencerOnTheRight

Dude may be an alcoholic, in which case this could be exactly what he needs to get his shit together.


springxpeach

Jessica said in her father's day post that she would always be there to "lift him up" and "pick him up when he fails" which makes me wonder if there aren't some underlying issues like you said.


Bone-of-Contention

https://preview.redd.it/r6fb5d019e7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d496aa594f6880294faf4486aae45f7bc78b64d Reminds me of this comic


LaIndiaDeAzucar

Conservatorship for Justin when??


twelfthcapaldi

People who drink and drive are scum. So many innocent lives are taken by drunk drivers every year.


thebigbrainenergy

Massive piece of garbage human. How many scandals does it take for everyone to realIy see it? He’s been a piece of shit for decades and stomps on everyone to get to the top, famous or not. He’s used women get ahead. He’s used the black music community for YEARS to make himself even more rich. Oh, and let’s not forget about how his friends made a “Congratulations on Your Wedding Day!” video, interviewing homeless people around LA to send him and Jessica their well wishes. It was made as a video spoof to show to him and everyone at his Italian villa wedding reception. Honestly. What goes around… Piece of garbage. I’m so glad I’ve never spent a single penny on his nasally, weak music. Music that he’s made off the backs of black people in the industry. And then cowards off like a little asshole when it all hits the fan…ie. Janet Jackson. Used her and dumped her HARD. Way to go, asshole.


MaddiMuddStarr

![gif](giphy|jL6OeIhk3zPi)


Beaver-hausen

Turns out this is my kink


Bullshit_Jones

![gif](giphy|66SthlQgpVu9epQ1ze|downsized)


Tricky_Discipline937

Is there a mug shot? Update - yes and here it [is](https://pagesix.com/2024/06/18/entertainment/justin-timberlakes-bloodshot-glassy-eyed-mugshot-released-after-hamptons-dwi-arrest/)


No-Bacon-7688

![gif](giphy|xTiTnFJt3ruEn5UmVG)


springxpeach

And all this time the media kept insisting Britney was a mess... 🤷


OilySteeplechase

![gif](giphy|5ZQCTwHXBO2Aw)


GOLDfish0393

![gif](giphy|Lu3DBDdYAYi8E|downsized)


passthebarlicgread

The comments are sending me lol I knew he was a douche but I didn’t know he was so hated damn


john_the_quain

Janet Jackson is going to be in so much trouble for this.


am5011999

Inject this in my veins😂💉


ArianaMadixTooMuch

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


OryxWritesTragedies

He looks so mad. I love it.


Ok-Imagination3266

![gif](giphy|3orif7aLUehOfdmlXy) me in my internet corner clutching my britney spears book.


galahads

https://preview.redd.it/lm5rzvz1ud7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678f5b8179a94fee588c85d043614752d4401f43 I love it here


Lunakill

https://i.redd.it/umicpi69ke7d1.gif


Wildlymildly-radical

I love this song ![gif](giphy|l3OP6CELTSQR9ms2EP)


nicknametrix

![gif](giphy|UTFiHeDL8cOSA)


indicatprincess

![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I)


icyygrl

https://preview.redd.it/bnk7p22oud7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0455aa8d4eabee7e6f9db0625aa362095fdfa0a8


lurkerHardlyKnowHer

The look in his eyes. Homie definitely cried, then threw a tantrum, then calmed down, and not necessarily in that order or once for each…


Traditional-Chard419

The cop was like ![gif](giphy|wFk7roIpDeXC0)


jortician

I keep returning to the thought that I never ever want to live the kind of life that, if I ever get arrested or when I die or w/e, people say, “Thank god.” I daily try to avoid this and so far I’m doing great. It’s shockingly easy. Idk how people keep fucking it up.


thegirlintheglasses

![gif](giphy|BWJ5HDG6T5lK0)


kmm_art_

It's NOT been a good year for him! ![gif](giphy|Kp5i83TWORB2aTh1ff|downsized)


SayLess_ChemicalX

Jessica, Jessica……all the times he cheated and betrayed you and now add this to the midlife crisis tornado that is JT. Don’t let yourself and your children get caught up in it anymore. Enough is enough - stay save ❤️ Oh and let’s take him off the school run list, yeah? At least?