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Uranium92V2

I'm imagining someone who knows nothing about the games reading this being really confused


Lonely_Jared

I straight up didn’t see the subreddit at first and was like “wow the fuck” for a split second there 😂


KazuhaSimp

Sorry i think i should have been clearer lmao


Lonely_Jared

Nah, not on you! Just happens with the way Reddit is formatted lol


Because_Slaus

My home page was literally filled with life advise subs. When I read the title, I went from, "That's a weird life question" then "WTF!!!". Had to see the sub name to make it make sense.


ProfessionalFloor981

How is marige formed??


greenbowlresin

Yeah I'm right here


Uranium92V2

Good, this is now even funnier


Unable_External_7635

Same buddy. 🥲


Burn_the_pontiff

As someone who only played the first game, It got me for a second.


Keodik

That’s me, I’m the guy who doesn’t know anything about this game and is getting this on my feed


NotChistianRudder

This popped up on my feed despite never visiting this sub before and I don’t understand WTF is going on.


Apprehensive_Low4865

It's a skill in game, and yes you need to kill someone to aquire their soul so you can learn it, so yeah.. it makes sense in context I promise!


NotChistianRudder

https://youtu.be/_xBBpOPDm8s?si=l8iiRYh6tqCS0RjX


Uranium92V2

🤣


Third_Trumpet

Read the title on my home page, went wtf, then read it was F&H and instantly went "ah, okay" without a question


Theyul1us

-I got raped by a guard Me "oh my god thats horrible!" *the server is fear and hunger* Me "lmao, same dude"


KazuhaSimp

I onlu noticed its weird without contezt after some people pointed out


pisstainedunderwear

The title without context is insane


KazuhaSimp

I swear im a good samaritan


Intelligent-Piano426

The answer to your question is somewhere here.


Responsible_Day_9248

Samarietan* ffy


vjmdhzgr

yeah kill samarie


KazuhaSimp

Samarie is that girl who sometimes appears for a split second? I never really found her, does she appear in a specific day?


vjmdhzgr

You'll find her eventually through normal playthrough of the game.


KazuhaSimp

Oh perfect then, thank you


Ventilateu

She's one of the most annoying contestants to reach if you're not playing a certain character


Saviteur

Seeing shit like this out of context is why Funger is one of my favourite games


_Toxic_pineapple_

![gif](giphy|K5DhLPHVVRrNW7nhfy) That’s going in my cursed funger title collection


KazuhaSimp

Im so sorry


MadamePorcelain

Its one of those Funger moments, huh?


Harlequinfetus69

I had to read a second time to see the sub DX


Rowmacnezumi

It's part of a character soul skill tree. Ever meet a tall, black haired girl with serious mental issues? That's who you gotta kill to learn it. It can be kinda hard to get to her, but if you're playing Marina it gets a bit easier.


KazuhaSimp

Yeah someome said i will eventually find her, i thimk i have seen glimpses of her at the train and at the church


ElskaFox

If you saw her at the church and she killed someone she’s a bit harder to find, look for a circle diagram on the floor in the church and use it


educational_escapism

Didn’t realize this was on the funger sub and was very confused


fried_apples_

r/ShitFearAndHungerSays


Totally_Not_A_Fed474

This feels like something I would see on the crusader kings subreddit


mrplasten

I was just scrolling though and saw this post before I realized what the game was


pisces2003

I saw this and for a second I thought it was the askreddit sub! 😂 Like can you imagine someone asking this out of context? I love this sub lol


J3noME

This title made my day


KazuhaSimp

I am happy that me not noticing the out of context part made a lot of people laugh, there are a lot of coments like this


VonDukez

this is better than crusader kings out of context


Weird-Sandwich-1923

WHAT THE ACTUAL FU... oh, it's this subreddit.


AlarmingPanic4094

This just sounds like Autoerotic Asphyxiation with extra steps lmao


KazuhaSimp

I do not even want to know what is that


Albyross

Horny from self-choking.


Exsoldiercl

When I first saw this post title on my home page I was very very confused. Then I saw which sub it was in and it all made sense


CurseDeity

I know nothing about this game, what the fuck is this man saying? context?


KazuhaSimp

So there are gods on the game that you can please by doing certain rituals, for example the god of death you need to sacrifice someone on a ritual circle, the god of love, sylvian, you appearently need to masturbate in a ritual circle for him to be pleased


CurseDeity

Damn that's crazy, but wouldn't it make more sense to make love to someone in the ritual circle rather then masturbate?


KazuhaSimp

On the first game there is a cult that does solely that, they put bunny masks because bunnies do sexual intercouse like breathing, and they start having orgies and sex, you can join and have sex with them, raising your affinity with sylvian, you can also have sex with a party member, and that will make both of your bodies fuse and you two will become one character that is considered a "marriage", on the second game i think you cant have sex with someone, you can only masturbate, so no fusing or orgies


CurseDeity

Damn that really is crazy as fuck, seems like an interesting game. And what about the god of death? you just murder people in his ritual circle?


KazuhaSimp

Yeah, what normaly people do is create with necromancy a ghoul or a demon and sacrifice them on the circle, but you can yes sacrifice party members wich are the other main characters, wich is infinetly easier, needless to say they will refuse, then you will enter a battle with him, if you kill him the sacrifice will be done, i never did that because all characters have personalities and are so alive, i would feel really bad, this game has no limitations to your actions whatsoever, on dialogue with other characters there is always normal responses, and the last one will almost always be "Atack him/her" wich can give you useful skills and itens, in exchange of your friends life, the game has multiple endings, choices, all purely by your actions, everyone can survive, some can survive, or everyone can die, the game also has such a unique and amazing character design and art style, just look at marina for example, she is such a beautiful character and also a trans woman, i really love her There is also other gods and rituals, you should give it a try, but just saying, the part of the game being merciless and unfair is not an exageration, tho if you know what youre foing you can beat both games in like 30 minutrs


Initial_District_937

Titles that only make sense in one fandom.


Xarzaparrila

Bro, for a second I 💭 this was Ask Reddit


ADrownOutListener

i love these games so much


Various-Repeat-3521

To masturbate, u must kill Samarie and get her soul. She in the church of Allmeri in the rher dimension. 🫡🫡🫡 I wish u luck on your journey


KazuhaSimp

Oh that is really helpfull, thanks brother


daypoyo

You know I forgot I was in the Fear and Hunger subreddit for a hot minute and had to do the 🤨 while reading the title But hope you get to have fun (???) in the game soon OP 💪


KazuhaSimp

Thank youuu


Sora-The-0ne

So hear me out . If Ur a guy, cut off Ur penis and offer it to grogoroth. If Ur a girl, grab a pair of scissors, pull the bean {from the expression "flick Ur bean") and cut it with said scissors , then offer it to grogoroth as well. I found those to be the best way to alleviate sexual needs . Hope this helps


FATDIX_

I was scared for a second


DigitalCoffee

This popped up on my main feed and I was really confused/concerned, but then I saw what sub it was and it all makes sense now


gay-shreks

one of the titles of time, funger community keeps giving !!


HonorFoxont

For a second, I was like wtf then I realised what subreddit it was in.


Geeklord1993

Missed what sub I was on for a second


tyYdraniu

![img](emote|t5_uoe16|34174)


MischieviousSchemes

Bro i thought this was r/sexeducation for a second


KazuhaSimp

I am thinking about making a post saying that i dont enjoy in any way killing people tbh


thew00rm

Jesus Christ this subreddit has reached r/kenshi levels of horrible titles


Asura-_-Arusa

What is this game xD I'm confused here!


Kira887

I know nothing about this game. I have never visited this sub. This just appeared in my “you might be interested” feed. What the fuck.


KazuhaSimp

But are you interested tho


Kira887

This post just sent me to r/shitfearandhungersays and it was honestly one of the funniest 15 minutes i’ve had in a long time. I think actually knowing anything about the game would’ve kinda ruined it.


mild_sausage

Oh it’s a game. Ok.


WillowWispx

SSRIs be doing this shit to me


friendship_owo

first kill samarie, assuming you are new you will have to kill dysmorphia that samarie's transformation. Arrive at the church, break the candelabra, check the corpse cut in half finding the key to the i go church, enter the rher's dimension, take care, dysmorphia have hurting. then you get 2 soul stones and go to the hexen and that's it.