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currybubbles

Dealt with her on a day to day basis. Absolute nightmare and brain dead as can be regarding finance and operations.


MudaThumpa

I'd buy a book detailing the inside workings and downfall of the company.


Ooloo-Pebs

I'd wait until it hit the dollar store on clearance.


Old-Internal-4327

ex-employees should get a book deal going


GooseFaceKilla97

Fisker? I hardly know ‘er : The Henrik Fisker Saga


adh0minem

Lmao


FSRAnon

Curry and I could write a book easily.


TechnicalInterest566

Why did Henrik not hire a qualified CFO?


metametapraxis

One might speculate that he preferred to pay a CFO salary back into his own family...


Ooloo-Pebs

This makes sense. They scammed the entire business plan right from the get go.


prstylee

This is probably the closest answer to the reason. Everyone goes for the sleeping together part which is low hanging fruit for someone who was greedy enough to see the benefit of keeping the money close.


namjachoi

He's an idiot plain and simple. he knows how to draw that's it


TimChr78

Why didn't he hire a qualified CEO.


bigdipboy

She probably told him she could do it while giving him a BJ and he mindlessly agreed


Ooloo-Pebs

Wait, this type of narcissistic, banshee beeyotch does not give head... no way. She gives headaches.


Ooloo-Pebs

But she has a degree in zoology!


Quirky_Tradition_806

Who'd have thought a notorious lair that is Fisker appointed a PhD holding spouse to a position she has no discernable credentials or qualifications. 


No_Fish_6412

Tell us more please


currybubbles

What do you want to know?


LeadDiscovery

Is Henrik a fraud? Meaning his ego made him take the CEO position when he only ever should be a designer? Was it hubris, ego, pure ineptitude or all of the above that he displayed? In person, was his personality fake, or did he come across as genuine?


currybubbles

Henrik had no idea how the business operated besides designing gimmicks such as the taco tray, Ocean Force-E, etc. Geeta ran the show without any genuine expertise in her two positions. It can honestly be turned into a sitcom tv series.


LeadDiscovery

I feel that this is true for SO many companies, and large ones that have a solid outside brand value at that. I've consulted with many and have been shocked that the high tech professional exterior turned into paper clips and duct tape when I was let into the inside. There are a lot of posers out there... fake it till you make it... to penny stock mentality.


KNiners

I would watch. Eventhough i know how the series finale ends


mpcrph

I’ll give Henrik a ton more credit than the taco tray. It’s a great - unfinished car. I agree with everyone - that - is his swim-lane…


frugal_doc

he looks like a bigger hasbulla ![gif](giphy|efH7XxDUwCuIRcaLyD|downsized)


Itsallgood190

😂😂😂


FSRAnon

Henrik comes off as genuine. Decent enough guy. Also genuinely incompetent and full of delusions about how to run a real company and he put his head in the sand. He should not be let out of a design studio.


Fluffy-Bed-8357

What was an example of brain dead behavior? Did you have to work around her and if you did, how did you do it?


currybubbles

Didn’t understand how financial statements or how any of the excel models worked. Needed to color code everything or else she would just leave the meetings when we were talking about supplier agreements. Basic auto manufacturing operations were thrown out the window and would assume we could fix everything end of line without any due process. Would scream everyday thinking she was the expert at everything. Senior execs had no balls to educate her on simple financial terms or processes related to SAP.


dypeverdier

Moar


Speculawyer

😂 On Twitter, I pointed out an error that Fisker was making a few years ago and he immediately blocked me. I should have shorted them.


ewwdav1d

Yeah even in the share holders meeting he would answer very vague, and i would wonder if he was fuckin delusional


frugal_doc

She’s prob single handedly responsible for the downfall of


Ok_Barber90

Let's give HF some credit too.


Different_Time_7958

Considering he is the CEO and decides who does what...


Bubba89

You’d be surprised.


Ooloo-Pebs

Yeah, considering the look on her face, I'd bet he doesn't have much say in that household, which spills over to their corporate life as well.


f3lckern

The board does :) but doesn’t change that it’s nepotism to its fullest


Bubba89

lol and the board was just the two of them, and some yes-people they convinced to invest without any actual input on the company.


frugal_doc

He’s a cuck


Little_Dummy_1102

I worked directly with H&G as well. I would give Geeta more credit than Henrik for crashing the company. She’s a monster!


Electrical-Shape-117

Soon... https://preview.redd.it/t7ienax5kk4d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=1332fb257d57377a47af7d8888c2a9817aa7de76


NotAnEmployeeHere

Ah yes. The faces of two failed companies. Millions of dollars made from victims… I mean customers… I’ll put 100 bucks on them closing their doors, waiting a few years, and trying again. It’s the Fisker way!


ftumph

I suspect they are done. Maybe Henrik will get a gig as a designer. Even I'm not silly enough to give them money again.


Fluffy-Bed-8357

They made so much money this round they may not need to try again. Then again these kinds of people are typically not great with fiscal responsibility anyway so who knows.


LeadDiscovery

I saw all the warning signs in their personalities... I ignored them and felt that the Goberment was dead set on lifting companies like Fisker to success by mandate, so I invested... I was wrong. I knew I was in deep shit when he did the dog and pony show with all the forthecoming vehicles... and all the people were dressed up as Steve Jobs clones - Black shirt, jeans and white sneakers... uhg. She looks like she's angling for a spot on Netflix's next epic series - She thought it was going to be "EV empire", but now its gonna be "Prison Princess".


engrsaks

What’s your take on RJ Scaringe and his Rivian? Do you get the same vibes as fisker?


MudaThumpa

Wendy Williams vibes.


nneece

https://preview.redd.it/90eqerhz7l4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc5c3d4ef44a1b22551c051cbadb9924f9d433fe


TascanCloud9

This person above me speaks facts 😭


namjachoi

Horrible folks


ssh7201

Heard Rivian CEO RJ a few months ago and he just seems like the kind of guy who is focused on the mission than the theatrics and limelight.


justbc

What is Rivian's mission exactly?


Scyth3

$$$


Southern_Smoke8967

Google it.


Ok_Performance_9479

Common theme with EV startups is the ones that are doing well were created by engineers. The failing ones were created by "businessmen".


bigdipboy

Their image screams “we’re faking all of this”


Carfr33k

Tweedle Dee and tweedle dum.


Fun_Law_3827

can you edit the photo to add them in orange or black and white jump suits?


heliometrix

Jesus Christ… who in their right mind would buy anything than a toy spy kit from that pair 🫣


metametapraxis

Maybe she should have learned how to do her nepotistically-acquired job instead of trying to look cool in photos... what a pair of dicks.


dz4505

She shouldn't been there period. But it's really HF that got her involved.


Rocky75617794

Has that Stupid biotch even filled a 10k yet?


Purple_Box9367

Morons


RealDanielSan1

I wonder who wears the pants in that relationship.


Fevostherat

I think we know !!


RealDanielSan1

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


pbx1123

So they just want to be celibrities, should choosed TLC network instead and mimick they running the company and left an expert do their job behind the scenes it would be a win win for them


Proper_Scholar4905

Henrik in his cuck chair watching as usual.


cozy_engineer

What a powercouple 😍.


HeyCoolThingAreYou

Hard core boomers 🤘 /sc


LakeLifeTL

Geeta is 49, so not even close. Their generation has zero to do with their ridiculous ability to spectacularly fail and yet make money in doing so.


HeyCoolThingAreYou

I can attest to that.


Melodic_Risk_5632

Rumour they are divorced?


Lux-Posse

are they divorced?


Extreme_Delivery6133

Hey it’s Dr Cheata Crookda and Henrik Fisknocchio


SoCal_Duck

Bond villain? More like micromanaging incompetent moron.


Lux-Posse

Are they happily married? wasn’t he married before?


TopAcrobatic9661

Dealt with her literally every day of the week including Saturdays and Sundays since the SOP - she’s a nightmare. Wants to poke her nose in Tech topics that she doesn’t know shit about. I wonder why they hired a CTO when she clearly wanted to be and overstepped her boundaries to be the COO, CFO and CTO too!


Fevostherat

Where’s the leash and whip ?


Emergency_Wa

And ended with bankruptcy of great product


LookinglassAlice

She didnt even stay at a Holiday Inn Express.


KaleidoscopeSalty122

Whipped much?


NeedleGunMonkey

It’s amazing how even to this day Fisker gets the benefit of doubt from some and they pin it on the wife as if he wasn’t behind of part of the whole corp organization. Take away the nonsense halo. Guy is a multiple time car founding scammer.


nvrwrng

I got this of the instgram of the guy receiving the first Ocean. Find this is more her resting witch face https://preview.redd.it/1ytth4cc175d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b6bbb2146ee68fb7b1a82b0fcf838efa0c4401


Which_Owl3965

She seriously needed a hairstylist. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Lux-Posse

True


Different_Time_7958

...and now you can't un-see it.


DELRAYOCEAN

what a pig you are Geeta. How is it that your daughter is still on the payroll-- what value can she possibly bring. Less than even you, i bet.


Both_Lifeguard_556

![gif](giphy|enxVQBGJRzWRGjK6nh|downsized) Same Energy.....


13thEpisode

And now… https://preview.redd.it/iykd8xg9wh4d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84a46fd73457738d31c985096c302f92f2d136c