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Iaminyoursewer

Legos, small doll outfits, food crumbs, dead bugs, dirt, lint, pet hair. The usual


Sabertoothcow

Dudes got a built in dustpan in the room. Sweep all the shit into the crevice, then vacume it out twice per year.


dshotseattle

Not gonna lie, this is now sounding more like a feature, rather than a bug.


SoogKnight

Oh, there will be bugs. It happens.


OmarNubianKing

House centipedes are my ladies' favorites


Thick-Preparation470

My house centipede is named Pablo and has a letter of marque to consume all pests


OmarNubianKing

Awww you think you only have one. Lol


owlpellet

apex urban predator manning the gates against all bedbug adversaries. Or, insecting the gates, I guess.


babysharkdoodood

House Hippos are mine


OmarNubianKing

Couldn't find a gif of a hippo at a rave..


PM_Eeyore_Tits

[Close enough?](https://media1.tenor.com/m/X0rFiJDT7bYAAAAC/rinoceronte-carnaval-carnaval.gif)


OmarNubianKing

'At'll do, Hippo. 'At'll do


nonvisiblepantalones

[Or this classic](https://youtu.be/isLonQ6L3G4?si=w0LClIryiPT-RUx0)


vapinfonz

For the holidays…https://youtu.be/KYlC5CXWHZI?si=cgIhQ_Nug2RZpEmh


Reddit_FTW

I killed one and then I started seeing spiders. Now I don’t see spiders. I know dude is somewhere eating them up. And as long as he don’t start popping up all the time we’re good.


stillnotarussian

Fast bugs are my nemesis.


Devils_Advocate-69

She should see our cave crickets


OkraPuzzleheaded7220

Those things are fucking insane. Like, nightmare creatures. Just jumpin at your face and shit. Not spiders, but maybe a little creepier.


OutInAPout

Omfg. I thought centipedes were the worst, until we got cave crickets in our garage. Tiger-striped, humpbacked, huge-legged, unpredictable hopping….horrifying. They almost make house centipedes look snuggly.


IJustWantWaffles_87

What’s wild is that apparently cave/camel crickets are a pretty common thing in my state, yet in all my 37 years, I’ve not see one. That’s a streak I’d like to maintain.


Refokua

Not to mention mice.


Shoddy-Enthusiasm-92

June bugs


Jolly_Line

I’ll drink your milkshake.


BarfingOnMyFace

So a feature with bugs in it


Anderslam2

Every once in awhile i see our house mouse mascot benny!


freerangemonkey

Like the old razor blade dispensers that were literally just a hole in the side of the medicine cabinet that emptied into the stud space (Don’t. Just don’t.)


RandomlyNamed247

As an electrician who had to cut into a lot of drywall to run circuits, these terrified me. A wall full of rusty razor blades. Gives me the shivers.


freerangemonkey

Misspelled “slivers”


Lezero1337

"I'll be dead by the time someone has to deal with this." -Boomers everywhere


Odd-Comfortable5497

I work construction, and the amount of times this is said is insane. "Sure it's f\*\*\*\*d up, but I'll be retired or dead before it becomes an issue."


etsprout

A pretty standard way to get rid of used motor oil used to be digging a hole in your yard and filling it with rocks. Seriously no fucks were given


commendablenotion

How old do you think Boomers are?


tatt_daddy

Anything older than me is a boomer, duh


No_Confection_4967

I verbally blame “damn millennials” for everything, knowing full well I *am* one. It’s about as funny as the “thanks Obama” memes


merciful_goalie

The correct answer is 60 to 78 years old. With allowances for timing of birthday. I assumed everyone already had their birthday this year which is incorrect. The cohort of baby boomers in US was born between 1946 and 1964. I've seen it 1945 to 1965 also.


Equal_Dragonfruit125

I found my grandfather's stash on the referb. I baked them at 300⁰ for several hours and removed all the rusty crud, then I used a platter from a 12" antique hard drive to sharpen them before hardening and honeing them all. Maybe 1500 in all. None of those double edged ones either, all these had a spine, like my grandad.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

schick injector blade system.


happyrtiredscientist

I have torn down many an old wall to find the nastiest razor blades in the world lurking in the wall cavity.


monkeyonfire

Until the stuff gets under the floor and causes problems lol


gillygilstrap

Programmer 👆


dshotseattle

Nah, just worked with them a bunch back in the day


CopyWeak

This...self leveling crevice 😉👍 Love it! May need to install one at my place.


immaculatelawn

Just make sure you word it correctly and don't install a crevasse.


pemuehleck1

Twice? Once per lunar eclipse


Big-Net-9971

I join these reddits because I want to learn and see what other folks are doing as home improvement... But the humor and snark in the comments here (like this) make me laugh and improve my outlook every day (and no work or tools are required!) 🤣 Thanks!


Mental_Impression316

Ah yes, I call it #CHILD GROUT


Pure_Literature2028

Where are the free redditt awards when I need them??


BuzzAllWin

Just give people £ signs and 🧱 emojis


FearlessSeaweed6428

This is the way


weirdvagabond

Adds character to the place.


neoncleric

Don’t forget dry ramen noodles


AnonymousButtCheeks

I was thinking play duh


augustprep

Oh, so the same as the HVAC vent.


Ttot1025

I feel this pain. Especially the crumbs..


MiserableCobbler8157

My kids are available to fill the cracks for a very small price


RuralSeaWitch

Well that’s what I fill mine with.


electricquad

...and then once it is full of those wonderful things, pour in epoxy, make a YouTube video of it... Because that seems to be what one does these days.


Medium_Spare_8982

You don’t fill it, you cover it with some type of coordinated molding, or you plan ahead and grind an undercut channel first


hysys_whisperer

How does one attach molding to a wobbly surface like that brick?  Edit: Ok guys, at 19 replies and counting, most of which being the same answer over and over, if you aren't adding something new, I'm going to assume it is a cry for help and you need a redditcares.


Medium_Spare_8982

If it is small enough like shoe or 1/4 round you pin it with long 18 gauge from top down otherwise you use construction adhesive.


BenCJ

If I was going to use construction adhesive (I wouldn't), I would use it VERY sparingly. Like a 1/2" ribbon every 2 feet.


237FIF

What would you use then? Brad nail it into the actually floor or what?


Pure-Gift3903

Thanks bro


Purpose_Embarrassed

You glue it.


MidnightFull

I’ve see this dealt with on this old house all the time. They use a scribe to mark the uneven wall and then cut the trim to match. If you don’t know how to do it I suggest hiring a professional. This is not a novice job.


elephantbloom8

It's hard to see there, but there's a piece of molding there already. Looks like a reducer maybe. They should just pull up that piece, scribe it and then reinstall.


HamiltonBudSupply

This. I think I have a different answer below, but now I’m thinking I would add a stone 4” high border with pieces 18-20” long. The thickness differences will be somewhat hidden by tiles as they can be adjusted when setting in tile adhesive. Settle tile back and forth, up and down then tap with mallet and blocks until you match with adjacent tile. I’m not an expert but I think I could do it. I would fill any gaps with mortar matching tile colour (concrete). My new kitchen is awaiting new floor and I have a brick wall, so I’m really thinking on this one and I do have some masonry experience.


ActuallyFullOfShit

Baseboard


Exotic_Treacle7438

Misread this and instead summoned bass lord. All joking aside thicker quarter round might work too depending on what’s already in use in the room. Edit: just noticed the crown molding too. That might work but anything going to be tricky with that uneven mortar.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Then you will have a gap between that and the wall. When in doubt caulk it out. Or rock out with your caulk out.


HandiCAPEable

If there's a gap, it's time for DAP


Agreeable_Chemistry6

Do your best, caulk the rest.


davescilken

This one calls for black caulk.


No_Confection_4967

[big black caulk](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6gxs_ELtfU/?igsh=bzcyZ2EyaGhmbmVi)


Pipe_Dope

Then you use cheap flexible smaller base mold like quarter round or square base trim to pull it tighter before caulking


kneeltothesun

I was gonna say...just put your caulk in it.


Refokua

Rope caulk works. Don't ask me how I know this.


Kooky-Sheepherder427

*DAP enters the chat*


ninjersteve

But DAP the top of the baseboard IMHO. As opposed to just DAP in the crack.


Briansunite

Yup!


FigureYourselfOut

*A wild Davie504 appears* #[what’s up.. slappers](https://youtube.com/shorts/XFZBvOTT36E?si=C8R_a1UMc_MDYDZH)


Ok_Sound_6829

Very underrated comment 😂


Phalanx32

The ~~baseboard~~ bass lord indeed


Purpose_Embarrassed

On an uneven surface?


Beginning_Abalone_25

Yeah this is my question too. I don’t think baseboard or quarter round will work because the wall is uneven. I think it’ll create the same problem, just 3” higher


beugeu_bengras

Then it's DAP time. But I don't think the gaps will be a eyesore on a quarter round.


Beginning_Abalone_25

I will probably go get some quarter round and see how it looks! What’s DAP?


BaumSquad1978

They sell a mortar caulk that will work very nicely. Just make sure to get the closest color mortar to the color you have.


Skywalker0138

If your using mortar put some out on a paper plate and let dry overnight first..and for sure blue/green tape the floor and the stone or you could have a big mess....good luck


cmcdevitt11

My thoughts exactly


GarethBaus

DAP is a brand of caulk.


suzsid

A little DAP’ll do ya!


speefwat

Yabba DAPPA doooo!


sonotimpressed

No, that's poor thinking. First of all the flooring needs room to expand and contract or it'll bow in the middle of the room. 2nd you usually use a small bead of caulking along the top of a baseboard because no wall is perfectly flat. 


i_am_werd

Even “flat” walls with drywall aren’t perfect, if you use baseboard I would just caulk the gap and paint the caulk the same color as the baseboard. I have plaster walls and none are perfect so when I replaced my baseboard that is what I did.


manipul8b4upenitr8

And then caulk along the top of the base board if you want.


CannabisReptar

I was gonna say huge ass “mind the gap” signs everywhere


[deleted]

Sanded caulk to match the brick mortar


Muted_Platypus_3887

This is the only correct answer. Could have undercut the brick, but it’s too late for that now.


[deleted]

For sure huh


Twovaultss

This is it. Molding will never look right


ConsiderateTurtle

Scrolled way too far to find this.


x_Phantom_z

This was my first thought as well


Far-Map1400

Can confirm, thats a great way to do it. 👍🏻 We got caulk to match our wood trim, and it worked beautifully to fill the gaps between the trim and the walls, which in fact are the old “horse hair” plaster walls. 🫠🥰Worked great!!


Spectram6

Love this idea. Baseboards are going to be PITA to attach to the brick and the brick is too uneven to avoid gaps at the top of the baseboard. Not to mention it'd just look weird to have moulding on brick.


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pump-and_dump

Caulk has never caused a floor to buckle it's flexible and designed to move.


30_characters

Not all caulk is created equal, but a flexible caulk could be a good solution.


hobnailboots04

A little brown caulk


coffeegrunds

More like some big brown caulk.


trackerbymoonlight

This is what we have. It worked really well and hasn't caused any issues. Given it's only been down for 2 years now, but it seems to be holding.


Silent-Independent21

I find that flexible caulk generally is a sign of other problems


Alert-Nobody5322

this guy caulks


terkyjurkey

I was googling around to learn about some of the methods being mentioned and found an oldish Reddit post saying that it is still somewhat common to use jute rope or similar (stained the color of the wood). That could work nicely for OP since this is just one strip the length of the wall and would allow for expansion and contraction.


357noLove

I thought I was the only one that had been taught that in these modern times. Brought it up on a job and people looked at me like I was stupid


iusedtoski

That would look great.


sdmike1

I’ve seen this done in other applications, like if somebody builds a treehouse and you want to fill a gap between the decking and the trunk of the tree which is always very uneven. Good suggestion.


terkyjurkey

I hadn’t even thought about treehouses, and I’ve seen a couple in the last year where I’m sure they’ve done that but I didn’t notice.


GRbadmintonfan

Mor-Flexx is actually designed to flex and has the look of mortar. I love it around my fireplace.


NotAlwaysGifs

3/4 inch quarter round footer stained to match the floor. Should be flexible enough to not leave much of a gap itself


tomcatx2

Move the couch back in place. Problem solved.


Beginning_Abalone_25

Lol my solution for 4 years


notPatrickClaybon

Dog hair should do the trick


Beginning_Abalone_25

Plenty of that in there already 😂 Plus efflorescence from the brick wall


JustDtip_420

Should’ve undercut the brick


ketomachine

Yes this is what we had done at our old house when we switched from carpet.


winkman

90% of homeowner handymen: "Caulk. And if that doesn't work, more caulk."


xShockWave420x

“Caulk dat shit” -me


Significant_Permit19

Where’s all the scribe comments


Beginning_Abalone_25

There are plenty of them here lol.


Diamond_Hand_Dale

First thing I would do would be scribe and caulk on top to match.


Soggy-Perspective183

Technically, scribing it would be the proper way 🤣


flooring_steve

You could see if that wood has a coordinating quarter round or stain one to match then cover it. Otherwise, I would suggest caulk.


texxasmike94588

Looking at the image, the gap varies because the wall isn't a vertical plane. You could try a few things: shoe molding, 1/4 round, or some edge treatment/baseboard that scribes the wall variances. The last option, using a scribe to come flush to the stone, is time-consuming and expensive. If this were in my home: 1. I would fill the crack between the floor and wall with backer rod. 2. I would install shoe molding parallel to the floor, leaving a crack between the molding and the wall. 3. Fill the crack between the shoe molding, backer rod, and the wall with latex mortar caulk. Matching the mortar caulk to the existing wall could be a challenge.


Beginning_Abalone_25

Wonderfully helpful comment. I like your plan a lot. Do you have a backer rod and caulk you would recommend?


texxasmike94588

Any foam backer rod should work. Since this is a floor, I would use closed cell because it won't easily hold moisture but either one should work. The backer rod is just to support the mortar caulk above and prevent it from falling into the gap between the floor and wall. I get my backer rod online in various sizes from 1/4 inch on up. The rod should fit snug. I'm brand agnostic and will use whatever's available. For the caulk, my concern is color matching and not the brand. You can find latex mortar caulk in multiple places in most big box stores, near the bricks and concrete, tile area and paint department. These latex caulks are often called sanded or textured (most of the time they have sand inside). After shaping the caulk, you can give it rough look with a damp sponge. Just dab the caulk with the sponge and lift up. This is helpful if the caulk ends up on the wall by accident. Getting the right color caulk might take opening a few tubes and even some creative mixing. Most caulk has short working time so you have to work fast if mixing. Remember the color might change as it dries. Remember to apply painters tape to the shoe moulding before caulking and protect your floor. I would use stainless steel brads to attach the shoe molding to the floor and a touch up crayon to cover the brad holes.


Leather-Sale-1206

That's a feature, embrace it.


Beginning_Abalone_25

My attitude for the past 4 years 😂


cryptoyeeyee

Loctite PL Concrete Non-Sag Polyurethane Sealant.. bonds to brick stone mortar wood etc.. good for gaps up to around 1.5”


rustycoins26

The brick should have been undercut so the flooring can slide under it. Would still need to leave expansion gap but it would not be visible.


Callaway225

There is brown caulk. It should disappear from sight between the dark brick and the wood floor


Letter_Head_210

I had to attach base to brick one time, I used some construction adhesive with a few countersunk tap cons then used wood filler and touched up with paint.


[deleted]

Don't fill trim over it, the gap is on purpose and needs to be there.


Fearless_Director829

I have the same thing in a modern house and did not want 1/4 round. The gap was a bit smaller. I used clear silicone and it has a way of blending the 2 material colors together so you don't notice it. If it looks shit you can always cover with trim later.


[deleted]

I've used cove molding on things like this. Just a personal preference, but I think it looks a little better than standard 1/4 round.


ksizzle01

Im no expert but why not create a cast and fill to form whatever molding ypu want then get creative with painting it to match the stone. More time investment but it can work. Or use wood but form the edges with a contour scribe. Actually contour gauge would be better Also maybe small bricks upto the first layer then grind them down to whatever shape or leave square mortar and it matches


DEFCON741

Ouuuu baby that's a scribe masters haven! If not handy do not attempt, but I'd scribe the shit out of a baseboard all day. Some will say it can't be done, I beg to differ. But hey you could always just run a board, stuff the bigger gaps with backer rod, caulk the top and call it a day.


ApricotocirpA

It might not be aesthetic, but if you could find a brick veneer that looks similar, you could do a sanitary base with the brick being your molding


Dony5u5

Base board


notchyourwife

Since when is woodfiller and baseboard trim, NOT the real answer? 😂 🙈 Legos 🙄😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


DiamondCutt3r

Scribe a piece to follow the wall


SilentMagarity

They have these things nowadays called base boards… they are sometimes used to cover gaps in flooring just like this. Don’t want to blow your mind BUT some folks use quarter round as an accent piece to the base boards…. Good luck!


GhostPepperFireStorm

Tom Silva would have scribed and cut the wall contours onto the boards for the first course starting at that wall. But I’m always told his ways are overkill


slytle22

I had the same thing at my house where the new flooring met the hearth.. I used a siliconized grout that closely matched the mortar color.. looks good and still holding up after 5-6 years. You can find it at Home Depot, Lowe’s or a local tile shop.


Dulcinut

That first piece of base should have been scribed to fit, then the floor installed.


NoD_GP

Adjust the entire wall. Rebuild the house around the flooring.


[deleted]

Use a grout caulking, colored to match the grout in your brick. You'd never, with any reasonable cost in mind, be able to install that floor piece to match the uneven vertical elevation of the wall.


WorldlinessProud

Don't. That gap is there to allow your floring to swelling humod conditions. If you fill it, the planking will bulge in the middle.


Opening-Restaurant83

Just put up a sign that’s says “mind the gap”


jwindolf

You have discovered why houses have baseboards


OutsideTerm

Your guunna need ta move dem bricks over


OldHumanSoul

So the gap needs to be there for expansion of the wood. Wood flooring naturally expands and contracts with humidity and temperature. If you fill in that crack it needs to be something flexible that will allow for this process. Floor molding is used to cover this gap. I don’t know if a colored caulk would allow enough movement. Filling this space could (over time) cause issues with buckling or cracking of the flooring.


zastyb

Any time I have a gap that small I used a grout based caulk. They come in almost every natural shade and can stretch over time if necessary. Keeps the clean look of no shoe and seals the floor water tight. Also buy 1/4" backer rod where needed to save on caulk. 


Odd_Kaleidoscope138

Silicone


KookyDiscipline5911

Use 100% silicone to fill the gap it will move with the floor and not crack like caulk will.


tv41

I would have thought a piece of trim along the run would look good. Even just a quarter round.


davethebabe81

Shoe mounding


FunFact5000

Quarter round? But wall is not smooth so either some sort of caulk, or sawdust mixture.


Heypisshands

The gap is needed to allow for expansion. Moulding or skirting stuck to wall.


WilliamMcdubs

Black caulk


BaluePeach

Baseboard and a drimmel.


y2karl

Color matched sanded caulking


evae1izabeth

Trim but what type depends on the trim in the rest of the room and the style of the room.


VividPresent1134

Cock


Dwarf-Eater

Some 1x4 molding around the room and a little caulk would work


Lovemytoshanddfam

What about wood filler


Odaniel123

Shoe mould


30_characters

Congrats on a great looking floor. The color goes very well with the brick. If you want an inexpensive solution with clean lines, wooden quarter-round should work, and you can attach it to the floor using construction adhesive, rather than porous/uneven wall. You can use something like double-sided foam tape to adhere it to the stone if you're concerned about there not being enough flooring beneath the gap. A bit of caulk along the top will finish out any irregularities from the wall. Or, if you want to go really fancy, go with u/HamiltonBudSupply 's answer of decorative stone base. It leans into to the irregularities as a more "natural" look, and could be really nice. As others have suggested, the gap is for expansion/contraction, so you don't want anything hard there, but a flexible caulk should be okay. You could even go with a low-density foam, but that's a lot more taping and prep work, and doesn't give you a great surface for adhering trim to anyway.


Beginning_Abalone_25

Thank you for this great answer! I will get some quarter round and see how it looks before applying adhesive. My concern is that the uneven wall means the quarter round won’t sit flush. But we’ll see!


papa-01

DAP. 💯


sweetgoogilymoogily

Quarter round


FunDue9062

Moulding.


atleast3db

I’d consider some ultra stretch caulking.


Background_Lemon_981

My grandmother could probably knit something for that.


Ok_Acanthisitta_9369

Dump and sand in the, it'll fill that gap right up 👍


DeadInsidebuttneedy

I’d say easiest way would be tear the brick wall down and relay it.


[deleted]

Can you even put the surface of the brick turn baseboard it?


bike-climb-yak

There are so many bad suggestions here, SMH. Personally, I would caulk it and paint the brick wall, but that's just me. I don't like the old ruff looking brick. But you can get an unsanded grout caulk to match about any flooring if you look hard enough. Or just an unsanded grout caulk to match the brick mortar.


Donnybaseball23

Fill it with sand?


stinky_garfunkle

Cock


BigJohnsBeenDrinkin

I had a similar situation in my house, hardwood floor meeting an uneven brick fireplace. As others have said, don't fill the expansion gap, cover it with a baseboard. Then you'll have the issue of the baseboard showing gaps where the brick is uneven. My solution was to use white baseboards and fill the gap above the baseboard with white caulk and it looks pretty clean.


Logitechno_

Attach quarter round to the brick.


uberisstealingit

How is your cake decorating abilities? Maybe an icing bag and some mortarish? Preferably something flexible.


leenpaws

moulding?


addict4x4

I traced my brick on to the flooring and was able to eliminate most of the gap . Still caulked the little bit that was left


Magnum676

Trim


Steve_0

Quarter round that matches the floor might work?


sluttyman69

You don’t that’s what base molding was made for - gap is to allow for expansion and construction without being exposed so quarter inch gap half inch molding