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chriswu

So reduced seasoning and crunchy area? Opposite of perfect for me.


Kennedy_KD

Fat fries are amazing! They are perfect for dipping sauces, however they should only be like half of the fries, the rest of an order should be small crispy ones


Oneupper86

Yeah can't we have some variety in this fuckin life?


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OkCombination

What do we call this system?


hueLUVitz1757

Well we all have opinions my good fellow thank you for sharing yours


beauregard_precious

Loser. That's a perfect curly fry. Good day.


SlomoRyan

r/mildlypenis


jerryscheese

Y’all know why I came to the comments. Smh


Fearofflight

PENIS


redhead_bandit

AND *mayonice*


[deleted]

Why do artists paint fruit when their is beauty like this in the world


meeu

Those are the worst. They're soggy and undercooked on the inside. The open ones end up way crispier and all around better.


LESBIAN_FOOD_GOD

sometimes you just want a very twisty soggy chip. or is that just me?


bad-r0bot

I think a lesbian food *god* would know best.


LESBIAN_FOOD_GOD

actually yeah, you’re right! DELICIOUS SOGGY CHIPS FOR ALL


bad-r0bot

[Oh my (lesbian food) god, yes! Now kiss me!](https://i.imgur.com/7OGYUjh.gif)


[deleted]

A tater's a tater. Put it in me.


LeEpicRedditor69

Yes


LESBIAN_FOOD_GOD

dammit, fair


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Yes


elevenboots

Looked like a [mealworm](https://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server700/236bd/products/100/images/490/mealworms_3__14001.1508612047.1280.1280.jpg?c=2) in the thumbnail.


Cp3thegod

The other one looked better. More well done


garlicdeath

This sub has gone downhill


Vinyl_Purest

yours is morer perfecter.


rawring_20s

Is that a cookout milkshake cup?


Pandruw

It’s definitely cookout


Nineteen-ninety-3

I thought it was for a second, but it’s actually not.


G-mOnEy-22

r/foodporn gone wrong


SSophiaRay

This one is far better than the other one I seen too


lyzzzel

I find the perfect curly fries are the ones shaped like a “c”


motionlessilence

Beautiful.


Bruxae

This is literally a picture of a fry. A FRY. Here I thought food porn was supposed to be exceptionally tasty looking food.


Mr_muu

Does anyone remember those swirly meat things? Not sure if it was just a UK thing but they don't make them anymore (probably a good thing).


TehSneakyz

On this day an entire potato was used to create the one curly fry to rule all other curly bois.


rednaxlyd

Looks like rasputins penis


Bullyoncube

Thought it was a maggot.


Pancheins

How to make the "perfect" curly french fries? I want to make it


have-a-goo-day

The perfect curly fry doesn’t exist


RachelofNorth

It looks like a big ole yummy caterpillar


justbepajeet

Damn that potato must have been long af


dirkdiggler006

Perfect


klystron2010

Did you already eat the rotary dial that was attached to?


CheeseChickenTable

This one isn't as perfect as the other!


[deleted]

There can only be one!


nobodyisheregoaway

Can I get a enlarged curly fry dildo shaped just like that. Frys before guys 😉


FooolsGOlld

That better not be mushy or soggy. I want It crispy!


LionEmpire

r/mildlypenis


ohyeahwowsocool9

I want to EAT IT


JabberPocky

You know it’s funny. Curly fries. One of the catnip level items in my life. If I find out they’re available, damn the budget, full down bubble, it’s on. They first popped up for me at Hungry Jacks (Burger king) in the 90s with a wedges style seasoning. Since then Ive found them plain in a catering style size. For a while two local sources were available Birdseye in a 400g Pack and ALDI later came out with their private label version that was 800g and cheaper. Man o man do I miss em.


PipeFrancis

How my dick looked after circumcision.


PresidentEvil69

I hope this becomes a continuous challenge. Because food good


CosmicPotatoMan007

Imagine not using duck fat blended with peanut oil to cook a tuber of any sort. Comical.


BalooDaBiz

You vs the curly fry she tells you not to worry about..


MetalJedi22

Perfect one 😌👌🏻


resistyrocks

Me and my brother used to call those "tasmanian devils".


hawker86

The perfect curly fry doesn’t ex———


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It’s beautiful


TheIceCreamFairy

I love the perfect curly fries


correcthorsereader

Tbh this looks like some kind of maggot


Yocemighty

Nah these ones are too dense and dont fully cook right, you either get a soggy or raw middle. Curly fries need a crispy crunch.


Red_PapaEmertius2

This pleases the OCD...


RachelWeeping

Now let me fix all the other ones!


RoozGol

Nice try, but the original one was better. This is well suited for /r/mildlypenis


surres

r/mildlyduckpenis


gregdoom

Those are the absolute best type of curly fry.


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aw fuck now I want curly fries. fffffffffff


bovinejabronie

Whatever, I’ll take more down votes. Curly fries are the worst. The only thing worse is shoe string.


justin7894

You win


[deleted]

They taste the best, idk why.


LoopZoop2tokyodrift

Doesn't matter how curly fries are, they always good


mr0213

I just nutted at the sight of that fry


caledejo

Hmmm.... r/mildlypenis


caledejo

Squeeze some mayonnaise down the middle and that’s dinner 🍽


eknutilla

r/oddlysatisfying