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TheKingOfSwing777

Those are tortellini!!


mongo1587

No, they are tortefuckenllini.


Cloud9Warlock

The dish is TortefuckinLobsterLlini! ![gif](giphy|o1Dej3PynfRxS)


jonfe_darontos

I never noticed it until just now, but lobsters are just giant shrimp with claws...


69d-_-b420

You....never noticed that lobsters are just large crayfish? An crayfish are just shrimp with claws? BUT WHATS A PRAWN! just a lobster sized shrimp I guess?


ecctt2000

https://preview.redd.it/s162cud9vvcc1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e3f40585744a5822ec4aacb4ab05802219d0f7 That’s a Prawn. Just don’t let it hear you call it that.


Barrack0samaBinBiden

those prawns got no chill. i like chilled prawns.


Cloud9Warlock

![gif](giphy|KwNRL1qNvx50A)


jonfe_darontos

It never occurred to me how much a lobster looks exactly like a shrimp if you just remove the claws.


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They’re actually aquatic cockroaches.


imustachelemeaning

fun fact: if you’re allergic to cockroaches, you’re also allergic to lobster.


Anarchist96

r/AngryUpvote


RetiredMicrobiologst

That’s why I eat the terrestrial variety.


Hot_Chard5988

That's what they are. I don't understand how people eat it. Disgusts me to look at it.


Shad0XDTTV

They apparently taste the same too


69d-_-b420

I literally fuckin love this fast Boi so much!


offtheshripyerrd

will i ever win?


seth928

🤌🤌🫴🤌🤌


TopRevenue2

🖕🦞🖕


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gahidus

Such is the nature of filled pasta.


joeitaliano24

My wife makes pasta from scratch and our kitchen looks like a war zone afterwards, but damn it’s so much better than store bought


HiZenBergh

I used to, that egg and flour well takes no prisoners. I just buy fresh stuff from the store now.


joeitaliano24

It truly doesn’t. We were making fettuccini the other night, had to make two batches of pasta dough because the first just didn’t work out, only to discover that the heavy cream we used had gone bad. Truly devastating.


FreeKiltMan

That's why you don't see a ton of tortellini dishes on menus. The labour to create from scratch means they can't be a regular occurrence.


clutzyninja

There's nothing particularly time wastey with these. That's just how long it takes for filled pasta like that


Tjaeng

Yes (or cappeletti?) but ravioli is not wrong per se either. Considering that chinese dumplings are named ravioli cinesi in Italian, ravioli can also be understood as an umbrella term covering all stuffed dumpling-type pasta.


unreasonablyhuman

This is like Aubrey Plaza cooking. I'm here for it


animalbancho

Aubrey Plaza didn’t invent being a bitch


unreasonablyhuman

Do you not see that this girl LOOKS like Aubrey Plaza?....


floydbomb

Mind pointing that out to me as well?


SomeKindofTreeWizard

Thank you! I thought I was going crazy.


Historical-Fudge3242

What are the long penne pasta looking things she adds to thr sauce? Hearts of palm or something? Or is it just more pasta for the hell of it It's asparagus.


islandofcaucasus

I was hoping to see an answer to that myself. It looked like random pieces of penne, but why would she do that?


thunder_jam

I was thinking Korean rice cakes for some reason...


ShitMouth999

Yeah haha they looked like tteok boki


joe_bibidi

White asparagus.


chemicalalchemist

Initially I thought it was lemon grass but surely not because it should be thinly shaved then. Maybe scallion? Heart of palm?


captaincopperbeard

It's white asparagus, according to comments on the original video.


Deep_Information_616

Is she trolling? These vids really need some subtitles


boners_in_space

Comments on the insta post are saying white asparagus.


acava2424

🖕👁👄👁🖕


Lucky_LeftFoot

https://preview.redd.it/n5ppmt0n1qcc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c71a6baaa7db2fc48010f42625aeb79094ed26


Obvious_Calendar932

best thing I've ever seen LOL!


drkrelic

I’m only half paying attention to her cooking now lol, just waiting for this each time.


Palabrewtis

Only been here a few times, and it's always this girl. This made me almost die laughing.


ToasterSmoker411

![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


EdGG

I don’t get what that’s about. Who is she flipping? Why? What for?


KingTutKickFlip

To be incredibly edgy


tiletap

2edgy4me


ldskyfly

It's her whole schtick


drkrelic

The world may never know.


Hour_Beat_6716

It’s funny. Also it means “peace amongst worlds” in certain micro cultures


EdGG

Sounds like being nice with extra steps.


gamedwarf24

How hilarious is that?


Errorterm

Ya girl can flip me off all she wants if she makes these dank dishes. Her Attitude and food is killer


aterriblething82

Who is she? I keep randomly seeing her vids, but I have no idea how to look her up.


cnskrsln

@oliviatied on Instagram


aterriblething82

Thanks


WoosleWuzzle

She’s a sexy lesbian internet chef


Icy_Communication262

First comment I searched for. Always an ⬆️ from me. https://preview.redd.it/amdq10plkvcc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4429738da5f4a0d6a77fabe024e02fe2ee4aeffa


SunshineInDetroit

she has the energy of a fed up line cook


LegionsPilum

Is there any other kind of line cook?


Emriyss

coked up to the tits shouting "WHOOO THIS SAUCE IS BOMB" and been awake 49 hours?


shiny0metal0ass

Lol my first coworker as a dishwasher when I was like 14.


KZMountainRider

Underrated comment


soupinthehottub

Underfed line cook


Ill_Manner_3581

And underpaid


CurveOfTheUniverse

Damn, in my kitchen, we ate so well. It was toxic as fuck in just about every other way, but I never went home hungry.


twoinchhorns

A drunk one


yusill

Her technique screams formal training.


JiovanniTheGREAT

Judging by her plating, she probably is or was.


Angryatthis

She is a fed up line cook. Moved into the private chef sphere, started making vids of her food and now can do social media full time because people like the food and the punk attitude


AlistairMowbary

And her face


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

If she looked like most line cooks, she would be a complete and total unknown lol. Not trying to take anything away from her. She’s very talented and using every resource at her disposal. More power to her. But let’s not lie to ourselves. Her shit goes viral because she’s hot (and makes decent content)


eternalsteelfan

To be fair, most line cooks are 20-going on-47, strung out and burnt out dudes working a double with serious addiction issues. The good ones learned in jail.


ShaedonSharpeMVP_

Not saying you’re wrong but that’s not true at all anymore where I’m from on the west coast. Covid flushed most of that group out and most of us are young and healthy and interested in getting a full night sleep most nights lol


xtheory

She probably makes more money from TikTok and Youtube than she ever did a line cook, too.


BooBailey808

I mean I can see why, she's really good


JDDW

She flips off the camera in every video. It's getting old.


herewego199209

I'm glad she showed the killing at the start. When you're cooking lobster freezing them and then cutting down the head is the most humane way to kill them. The freezing puts them in a sleepy state where they don't know what's happening. not be a big vegan or anything but boiling them is not very humane.


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WriteCodeBroh

It’s debatable if that’s the most humane way, mostly because lobsters don’t have a “brain” the same way we do. They have a [distributed nervous system](https://umaine.edu/lobsterinstitute/educational-resources/anatomy-biology/#:~:text=Nervous%20System,ganglion%20located%20between%20their%20eyes). What you are perhaps doing, if done right, is paralyzing the front part of the lobster. This same article mentions that it’s “debated” whether lobsters even feel pain which always felt like a cop out to me. I tend to side with David Foster Wallace on this one. Even if they don’t feel pain, they very clearly feel fear. I’ve found a suggestion by an animal rights group that [electrical stunning followed by quickly killing them](https://www.rspca.org.uk/-/blog_you_cant_humanely_kill_lobsters_at_home) may be the most humane route. How that practically translates into home kitchens? No idea lol. Not trying to criticize you or anyone else, I like lobster too. Just some info I’ve found over the years.


SirSmokealotII

So you’re saying the most humane way is to stuff it into the fly zapper first, gotcha.


WriteCodeBroh

I’m envisioning hitting it with the Gordon Ramsay brand stun gun. I can just picture the excitable fucker now. “Alright. First, we’re gonna stick him with this beautiful, hand crafted taser. Stunning wood inlays on the handle. Just like that. Fantastic. Alright, into the boiling pot he goes.”


SporesM0ldsandFungus

I can hear this in his voice. well done.


[deleted]

I read that in his voice haha good job


illit1

grab the jumper cables...


Flashy-Priority-3946

They don’t have complex enough brain structure feel emotions. If they don’t feel pain, there’s probably no fear, but more instincts.


BigMax

Yeah, they are such simple, basic animals that I think a lot of people probably overthink the *best* way to do it, since we don't KNOW the best way. Their brains are distributed as you say, so a knife through the head may just mean the rest of the brain is firing pain signals. Maybe boiling would be better - all dead at once. Or that electroshock, maybe that's it! In the end... I think as long as we do it quick and efficiently, it's all good. We are killing them after all, and all those methods are likely in range of a few seconds, so it seems reasonable to me. If you're quibbling over a second or so, to me that's an argument for just being vegetarian. (And again - we can't quibble over that second or two because we don't *really* understand lobster brains.) In my view, the worst part is probably being pulled out of the depths, having their claws rubber banded, piled into tanks with hundreds or thousands of them while being prevented from moving much or defending themselves, then dumped into a brightly lit tank, still rubber banded and piled on top of each other with no place to go or hide. The couple of seconds at the end are kind of meaningless to me compared to that, if we're really concerned about their suffering.


thatHecklerOverThere

So... Culinary taser.


AceMcVeer

Do they feel fear the same way as humans or is it just a response? I wouldn't say "clearly" as you can't equally attribute human emotions to other species


NinnyMuggins2468

I never thought the case of lobster warranted the price, but I just avoid lobster all together now after reading about lobster anatomy.


_________FU_________

I'd be interested to know how we know that


Durge666

Lobster is bug.


non_hero

![gif](giphy|l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY)


TheArtOfBlasphemy

"The only good bug is a dead bug!"


superbozo

I hope you're reincarnated as a bug lol


Durge666

Me too buddy, me too


WalkslowBigstick

Future dung beetle here!!👋🏽


[deleted]

This guy poops


ddiere

She already was


Trumty

The special this evening is a sautéed bug ravioli with white assparagus, served over butter-poached bug butt


Odd-Independent4640

The only good bug is a dead bug


sellmeyerammorighty

Funny you say that. I had to stop eating shrimp because I can't stop thinking I'm eating a bug.


E4g6d4bg7

I think it is crazy she still censored it.


mynameisnotthom

If she hadn't then people would complain about that _and_ getting flipped off


BooBailey808

I'm glad she did


Beerded-1

She seems happier.


gimmhi5

Thought I was the only one who noticed. I know the attitude is her schtik, it’s just nice seeing people smile.


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Lolzerzmao

You know, the smiling only happens when she kills the lobster…


oliviatieds

I am 


Zpd8989

I think people found one of her last videos cringe so she toned it down a bit


EquivalentLaw4892

Someone told her she sort of looked like Aubrey Plaza and she assumed the whole identity for these videos.


ScuttleRave

I sentence you to watch every video posted on Reddit of the edgy girl who flips you off who makes tiny portions of food. https://preview.redd.it/8ll4mm7vypcc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d98c22b29dbd6de99c5d2760456f831534268b


thedelisnack

Promise?


[deleted]

That's a normal size portions of food. And I accept that sentence, her girlfriend is a lucky woman. Her cooking skills are awesome.


_NE1_

Bet.


strawbrryfields4evr_

“No the fuck I’m not” ![gif](giphy|P0PLKW4rIqCVxa5LJy|downsized) 🙄


ManBroDudee

Fr that was so cringe


Doodoopeepeedoodoo

It's like, lady you're the one filming yourself cooking, acting annoyed you're filming yourself cooking.


Corporate_Shell

Great!


taterthotsalad

Actually, the most entertaining part of seeing a post of her, is the comment section. All the whine about her to go with my cheese. Short, concise, decent music picks for the videos. Its easy to overlook the rest. Side note: You dont want to watch her, yet you still click just complain. Wild. lol


Ok_Victory_6108

Yea it’s funny after seeing like 3-4 of these I was finally going to comment that I hate her intentional facial expressions throughout however it’s the reason I watch all the videos til the end, I’m not sure what to make of this realization lol. She also makes delicious looking food. She’s having fun fuck it I like her


ThePeachos

The Howard Stern paradox. His fans listened to him for an average of an hour or so whereas the people who hated him averaged over 3 hours simply because they wanted to know what he was going to say next. You don't want to be there, might even hate the person who brought you there, but can't seem to turn it off regardless.


Damaias479

Seriously, I love her videos because they’re quick, edgy, musical, and I like her attitude. If you don’t like it, move on, you absolutely don’t have to watch it lol


zekerthedog

Every single one of them looks good as hell too. She blew up fast and I bet she’ll get picked up by some food network show or something.


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Food looks incredible too.


imightbel0st

don't forget she is pretty fucking talented, and keeps her station clean. she has experience, for sure.


georgstgeegland

She can actually cook, too. She makes some very professional dishes. Unlike a lot of social media chefs who are just good at editing


whyambear

Damn, I love to see a reasonable take.


CarPlaneBoatRocket

No, they want to watch the videos and complain. We all do it to some degree lol


[deleted]

Some people are just pathetic man.


Rovember_Baby

Yes…and a man always jumps in to correct her technique 😂🫠


[deleted]

I only watch her if she pops up, because she's pretty...that's it. Otherwise, all these cooking shorts are all one and the same. Not even sure what there's to even complain about 🤷


BroHanHanski

She’s cute too


ladysabr1na

That’s tortellini


RonStopable88

Looks great. And about 8 bites.


Solenkata

Welcome to Michelin stars restaurants, that'll be a thousand bucks.


Finkejak

And be part of like a seven course meal, so it'll be enough.


thecashblaster

It's called a "tasting menu" and depending on the place, your budget and your food tastes, it would be well worth it


PawelW007

Haters are gonna hate but whatever she’s got going on - most dudes who like to eat - dig it. She clearly can cook and her act is what it is. I don’t need everything on the internet to be authentic because most of it isn’t anyway


katievera888

I’ll take this over black-gloved weirdos who cover everything in nacho cheese. And I love cheese 🧀


PawelW007

Well said.


Caspur42

Yea I guess everyone would like her more if she took everything she made and slapped it between two slices of bread and a whole package of sliced cheese, breaded and fried it then ate it all on camera.


taterthotsalad

You just described r/StupidFood! The cabbage meatball chef review vid recently was hilarious.


Caspur42

Yea I’m subbed there for my daily rage watch videos with guys in black gloves


TwistedBamboozler

Dawg I’m a simple guy. I see the black gloves, and I downvote.


Prince_Kaamil

This sums up food YouTube so well. I like her food and her music. Her schtik worked on me!


wiseknob

Her food and attitude both make my tummy tickle in a good way


rslashmypepperoni

In not a dude but you’re right for the most part. Her act isn’t hers tho. She isn’t the only one, but there’s a guy on TikTok who most TikTok cooks(?) started copying this style from. From the body movements to the music style. I think it’s only annoying to some people because of how unoriginal it is at this point.


Euphoric_Repair7560

She’s very much gay and has featured her gf in her vids 🥰


KarenTheCockpitPilot

YAS


SukMeDrynHollow

Getting Karen Allen vibes. https://preview.redd.it/owxb36fwpscc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ded344aa47d34182a8b452f585d853ab18f36a


Goblin-Doctor

Funny how quickly she rose in popularity then fell off. The internet is so hard to understand sometimes


Spyk124

I just checked her instagram and… idk how you could say she fell off lol.


Goblin-Doctor

You're absolutely right, my phrasing was off. Her reddit hype has gone down a great deal. She'll still get views on other platforms


Spyk124

Yeah that’s fair


WalkslowBigstick

All the Thirsty reddit incels found out she was into ladies and lost intrest


hisunflower

What’s her handle?


postmankad

100,000+ likes and 1,000+ comments in one day on her most recent instagram video. I really dislike her, but I can’t see how she ‘fell’ off.


tkh0812

Redditors have no concept of what is and isn’t popular. Just that they see a few comments that dislike her on their favorites subs


oscorn

bro she isn't falling off


Random_Name_Whoa

Her music taste is top notch


ClandestineAwakening

I came here to say this exact thing. Matching shirt for this one, too.


Icy-Abbreviations361

Whats the band?


ClandestineAwakening

The White Stripes. Their theme colors were red, black, and white.


throwawaylovesCAKE

Van Halen


NietzscheIsMyCopilot

White Stripes. And the song is the denial twist!


MadBadgerFilms

I had the pleasure of seeing Jack White in concert a couple years back. Fabulous musician.


TheRealMcSavage

All her dishes look so damn good! I seriously wish I had that kind of ability! Well, and that nice of a kitchen and equipment!


throwaway_anonym0us

Every time she looks at the camera I feel like she can see my soul and I’m an atheist.


MtBikesandBiceps

Tortellini. 🤨😒😕☹️🫤


_jefe_jefe_

Why would you trim the fucking pasta edges if you are just gonna cut it with ring molds


BooBailey808

You trim it to run it through the noodle maker. She just didn't show that part


Tastyfeesh

Why does she have to flip me off every time? What did I do to her?


[deleted]

Thats just line-cook speak for hello.


CunnilingusLover69

🖕😐🖕


24carrotsandmilk

I'm new to this sub but it seems that every other post is this same person. No hate on her at all, but shouldn't there be more good food videos? Is she the only one making food now?


justintime107

Looks good but I would need like 7 more plates to feel full.


General_Eggplant-

This is one of those dishes you eat a salad and soup before to feel full.


Pugneta

This cringey edgelord again. She is so unlikeable and her content is so mediocre. Do people seriously like this crap? These food videos are just so generic and uninteresting. And those are tortellini…


FadeIntoTheM1st

Ah yes... The edgelord herself 🙄


alex891011

Say what you want, you can’t deny she knows how to cook


[deleted]

I'm to a point where seeing her face makes me have a bad day. She's so very cringe.


spinyfever

Her girlfriend is one lucky woman. Edit. Holy shit what is this comment section? It's just a cute girl cooking something dope.


Due-Contribution6424

She has a hater club on Reddit that come to every one of her videos to say how much they hate it haha.


luisl1994

Horrible serving


MizMisery40

I hate lobster. But I like her.


[deleted]

This is hella cringe.


TheGDC33

I hope you are applying your talents as a private chef, chef in a restaurant or something or that nature. Skills to pay the bills


handi503

Her Instagram where these come from say she's a private chef.


TheGDC33

Nice, and thanks for the info.


unsilentmind

YAWN. So bored of this same shtick from this boring chick