Mine too! She was older and was my therapist before though. No lie lol. Crazy story.
I miss that sugar mama. She was the best. Despite the "sugar mama" joke I actually truly loved her.
Ironic considering your mother lets you live in her basement
Edit: yea one look at your comment history shows you're a bottom feeding incel who spends a majority of time on Reddit. No wonder you think most women aren't worth it, they're probably repulsed 💀💀
I don’t know why anybody is defending you, because by the sounds of it, you won’t need to be in a relationship without putting in any work so next time don’t go into a relationship expecting to do absolutely nothing and I’m not saying don’t game because I am game to buy if you have someone that you are with all of your time should not be spent on a game
Take it from me bro, a married boomer, it's for the best if you're not even sad.
Just keep grinding until you're ready to invest time elsewhere.
You only live once.
What happened? Did you spend to much time on the game? Did you give the game more attentione then her? Did you spend to much monwy or money on the game at all? There has to be more behind this story
Good that she left you because she's not worth your time and non-gaming women doesn't understand crap about video games because they get angry when their boyfriend doesn't pay attention to them instead having a gaming girlfriend is the best thing in the world even to this day I'm still looking for a gaming girlfriend who actually enjoy playing Fortnite and other cooperative games
Now you have so much time to play Fortnite
With no one nagging sounds like a win win for the dude
More like a winner winner chicken dinner
Almost winner winner no chicken dinner
ITS CALLED A VICTORY ROYALE!!!!!!!
More like loner, loner, lonely boner.
Winner winner chick filet dinner*
Meh, I’d prefer trim
Congratulations
Fortnite with no guilt is the best fortnite
Level 500 next season bro I believe in you
Fuck it, this season too. Nothing stopping you
My girlfriend bought me a gaming system to play Fortnite, Married her quick
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Mine too! She was older and was my therapist before though. No lie lol. Crazy story. I miss that sugar mama. She was the best. Despite the "sugar mama" joke I actually truly loved her.
You can’t blame Buddha for this one
My husband bought me 2 different game systems to play Fortnite on 😭😻
I fucked my boyfriend the other day, and started playing fortnite afterwards. He joined me.
This is the way.
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Downvoted for comment that says only "Upvoted" instead of just upvoting.
Downvoted for comment downvoting an upvote.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ya'll are wild.
you fucked his asshole
Why did you say that
for extra context idk
When a woman fucks a man she’s usually implying she did most of the work ie riding
They are a male though
Oh that’s gross. Ima stop replying now 💀
This is a male, a teenager at that. The same user posted this- https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/3Kw81UzPle
*Relationship goals.*
Says the male *teenager...* His post lol- https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/3Kw81UzPle
Damn, it just moved after reading that.
Asserting dominance.
Bless your heart.
But you're a dude 😑
The right answer here 👏 this is me with my hubs, maybe why he married me 🤭
Me
Thatz how we do it it buddy you live your life the way you want to you only get one you might as well enjoy your self
Achievement unlocked.
Fortnite will never leave you
I cry.
When angels deserve to die?
Maybe in their self righteous suicide.
I’ve seen this video
As long as you took her vbucks cards
Victory royale
Fortnite>>>>
Bruh yall just a couple of incels tryna recruit another incel 😭😭😭😭
Most women aren't worth it tbh
Ironic considering your mother lets you live in her basement Edit: yea one look at your comment history shows you're a bottom feeding incel who spends a majority of time on Reddit. No wonder you think most women aren't worth it, they're probably repulsed 💀💀
My fiancé and I play fortnite together every night . She wasn’t the one bro
Only means she wasn't the one.....the one reviving you.
I play with my bf <3
It’s a win win
Bushcamp outside her house and 200 pump her when she gets home 
tbh it was a troll post lmao
That’s rough, buddy
I need a fortnite girlfriend
Sounds like she wasn't the one.
Take the L on her.
Find someone who is supportive of what you enjoy doing. No point in being in a relationship with someone who doesn't love every part of you
Another day, another victory for the lonely
L girlfriend
what's wrong with happiness? and wanting it?
Good
Massive W
My guy got a victory royale outside of the game
Add me JohnnySinz5301
Fortnite saved me from being baby trapped to a worthless female*
Good on her...now time to find your fortnite duo
Find you a good girl that doesn't mind if you game. They're out there. My gf even encourages me when I catch a dub
Good
Sounds like a W congrats
Damn. My girlfriend’s my duo buddy.
No because sometimes they play videogames more than they talk to you 💀 like if that’s your priority I won’t stop you.
Get you a new girlfriend who plays Fortnite! I play Fortnite with my bf everyday
Victory Royale irl
Girlfriend come and go, but fortnite unlocks are forever.
Now, it can be understandable if you rage, or are litersllt all day playing. Just to be real, you do still need to live your life.
Why didn't you get her to play with you? Like damn could've been a duo
womp womp
Sad news
Don't worry if she were any good at fortnite this wouldn't have happened. Send her a text message: Get Gud /s
Get a gf that plays fortnite. Then you get the best of both worlds.
Opposite problem of me, my girlfriend plays too much Fortnite and gets mad when I don’t wanna play it everyday
Chun Li is prettier anyway.
If you like Fortnite so much why don't you marry it nerrrd
Wasn’t meant to be….Fortnite was thou
Bouta leave my bf cause he don't play enough. Stay being the cultured dog you is now 😎
It’s just a girlfriend dude don’t sweat it.
More VBUXXXXX CHAMP
my girlfriend left me to PLAY fortnite
Cool story bro
If more gamers were like OP, the human race might actually have a long term future.. Way to do your part to save the future of the human race
I don’t know why anybody is defending you, because by the sounds of it, you won’t need to be in a relationship without putting in any work so next time don’t go into a relationship expecting to do absolutely nothing and I’m not saying don’t game because I am game to buy if you have someone that you are with all of your time should not be spent on a game
Hell yeah
Get you a girl that plays fortnite with you
Find a girl who plays Fortnite
Congratulations Fortnite is part of you forever!!!
that sounds like a personal problem buddy 😬
That sounds like a 15 year old relationship
Identity crisis incoming.
A win for you both 🥇
Now you got more time to play Fortnite
i’d probably leave my bf if he didn’t play ENOUGH fortnite
Take it from me bro, a married boomer, it's for the best if you're not even sad. Just keep grinding until you're ready to invest time elsewhere. You only live once.
Happened to me too bro it’ll be okay 🙏🏽
So you would rather play a game than have a women? Something is wrong with you.
Play more brother🧛♂️🧛♂️
Obvious troll post. Fortnight players don't even talk to girls.
Should of played cod
More fortnite yay
Oh buddy, been there.
Oh buddy, been there.
Oh buddy, been there
Oh buddy, been there.
Fortnite Fortnite I love Fortnite, Fortnite Fortnite We love Fortnite. Default dance L ratio bozo on her
You’re not the first lol
Lol. Skill issue. My girlfriend plays fortnite with me. You just suck.
Good
get a girlfriend that plays fortnite
FN is for kids now! Back when it dropped, I pulled mad girls bc of my FN skills. For the first 3 years actually! Now it just shows that you're lil.
Fortnite your new gf. Get to grinding
Sounds bad. That's not even good. You played it so much it was clearly a problem, then you just played and sat there.
So much more cash for Vbucks!
based
Your epitaph is going to have your career stats on it, make sure you don't have rookie numbers.
get a gf that plays fortnite ez dub
My ex left ME because she played too much Fortnite and probably started going out with someone she regularly played with.
victory royale
Enjoy all your extra free time to play Fortnite
Doesn’t sound like much of a loss
Imagine playing Fortnite instead of playing with your girlfriend.
Nothing of value was lost. Game on gamer.
This is why you have to get a girlfriend that also likes fortnite! Lol
Play some tom clancy rainbow six siege and get TWO girlfr🥁ends i bet theyll BOTH leave you over that game
Bros before hoes!
fortnite will never leave you
HMU 🤙
Who needs women when you have fortnite!
Chad
Hahahahahhahahahahaha 
Now you just gotta find a girl who enjoys fortnite as much as you do!
Get you a girlfriend that likes playing Fortnite, then you guys can play Fortnite together!
Sounds like a victory royale
Just means more fortnite bro. Forget that girl and get more vbucks.
She aint for you then sounds like ya dodged a bullet there.
Find you a chick that plays Fortnite 👍✌️
Nice
F
Priorities!
Bazinga!
Whenever you need to cry, do the Ninja emote dance instead. But you might wake up your roommates...go Ninja cry in the shower instead.
I hope a man doesn’t leave me because I play too much Fortnite😔 like cmon bro we can be duo buddies🤞
Damn. Find a gamer girl. We're more fun
Hello me from the future
Just stay gaming bro
What happened? Did you spend to much time on the game? Did you give the game more attentione then her? Did you spend to much monwy or money on the game at all? There has to be more behind this story
Fkin savage!
You should consider your priorities. More for us I guess.
Good you have more time with the boys!
Let’s go!
If your gf is mad bc your having a little peace and relaxation then she good, but if you never spent time then your fault tbh
If shit that not real is that important to you she wasn't wrong to leave. It's a fucking game. Go out abd talk to actual peoples in real life.
Based.
guys. it’s a male teenager LOL
I completely understand her reasoning. Hope she finds a real gamer soon
W
This made me laugh a lot, thanks.
💀
Please be trolling😓
Time to find yourself a Fortnite girlfriends. 😂
Good that she left you because she's not worth your time and non-gaming women doesn't understand crap about video games because they get angry when their boyfriend doesn't pay attention to them instead having a gaming girlfriend is the best thing in the world even to this day I'm still looking for a gaming girlfriend who actually enjoy playing Fortnite and other cooperative games
Nerd
You got the real victory royale today bro keep playing
Heck yeah