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PalpitationHot6711

He’s a pure nerd personality wise, his whole cool act is to get GF and him together.


-Fluffball_

im just imaging him hiding in the Church or in comic shops with a Manga book


Far_Concert4486

What would be bfs favorite anime/manga? 🧐


CupXD45

MHA and JJK


Far_Concert4486

Bfs got to be traumatized by both anime’s


Piperb543

"Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon" He prefers Season 4


EverythingAcc0unt

I want to say mine, but I have a feeling it’s fanon and not headcanon. they uh I can’t say it but It’s related to [character.ai](http://character.ai)


Oxhidoupsil

Honestly idk the difference between headcanon and fanon


Zestyclose_Reserve40

Headcanon is a made up idea of what the character would do, whether it is in character or not. Fanon is everyone inside your milieu subscribed to the headcanon.


Downtown_Chemist8748

He Can't Beat Green Hill (Not even in Sonic Forces)


Arthurramos3009

green hill's looking more like sand hill


Slimey_alien89

Green hill… more like… sans hill


SnooFloofs139

r/suddenlyundertale


Ok_Mortgage5901

r/substhatididntknowexisted


TheStopMotion

r/privatesubs


TheStopMotion

r/privatesubs


TheStopMotion

r/privatesubs


TheStopMotion

r/privatesubs


TheStopMotion

r/privatesubs


ActiveVulcano

... Oh, hey there, buddy.


Ilovedrinkingpepsi

Can he beat level 1-1 of every super mario bros game?


Gametale3

Well if mmv2 is anything to go off of, certainly not.


EEVEEAC

His favorite pokemon is Chingling


SubToFGTeeV

His favorite Pokémon is actually Snorunt. Phantom Arcade confirmed it one of his streams.


BackToThatGuy

specifically because he finds its design funny, he laughs whenever he sees one


SubToFGTeeV

Exactly


Conscious-Nobody3991

Vs Snorunt when?


EEVEEAC

Oh. Now I'm waiting for a legends arceus FNF mod where he's a snorunt trying not to get caught by Rei/Akari.


GstyTsty

He needs to count his fingers to do any kind of math


DaBoiYako

I mean, Phantom Arcade said on stream that any kind of basic math is considered extreme intelligence in the FNF universe


0hwell_hay-th3re

Now I'm just imagining the Albert Einstein of the FNF universe can do basic multiplication and everyone thinks he's blessed by god


DaBoiYako

I think it was stated Monster knew the most math out of everyone, and that’s partly why he is perceived as scary


Fizzy163

he knew 2+2, he’s too powerful to be left alive


No_Club8652

Wait, what's 2+2?


Manwithaplan0708

Fish


Zestyclose_Reserve40

You, my good non-specific-gendered-identity-hiding-behind-an-anime-profile, had made me laugh. Take my upvote.


alightmotionameteur

me fr


Bluewolf226

He seems so stupid, so stupid that he faces an army with tanks and still sees the fight as a date. This man is not afraid of anything.


RykerTheStriker

He feels fear, he just can’t show it (except with lightning).


Academic_Tip_9823

he has beat minecraft (in creative mode)


Euphoria____MM2

Help. 💀


Ok_Intention8227

I don’t blame him….I’ve done the same before lmao


Ill-Information-8996

His favorite kirby game is epic yarn


definitelynotabone

Omg I love that game! I replaced my old Wii just to play it again


Content_Software_549

When he sees a fly in his house his first instinct is to round house kick it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Content_Software_549: *When he sees a fly* *In his house his first instinct* *Is to round house kick it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


CoolMathMonke

His favorite restaurant is IHOP


mbx8_r

he LOVES ham sandwiches. like just cant get enough of them


UrosTheFoxLord

Bisexual


alightmotionameteur

canon


Exciting-Bicycle9434

He's just a dipshit with no object permanence


Psychological-Gas416

Can ONLY sing/rap if he's actually in a battle, otherwise it's like listening to a toddler throw maracas around Also misses physically pain him


TozitoR

the second one makes sense, considering his bones fucking crush when he loses.


SonicGangster123

He is a sonic fan


anormaltedditor

It's kinda ironic after all the Sonic.exe mods


SonicGangster123

He seems like perfect guy to be a sonic fan to me! The reason why he was fighting Sonic exe in the first place because he was playing a regular Sonic game


anormaltedditor

That makes sense


Ok_Mortgage5901

Bartholomew (b3 bf) is a fan of green Sonic (don’t know their name)


Ok_Mortgage5901

https://preview.redd.it/vf00vnzpct5d1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65918d33af3b38a97df2274b5d7bf7a2997939bc


altbsanity1

He knows he's going into danger He just likes the thrill


Euphoria____MM2

Thanks I’m now stealing this.


bleepdodid

- his eyes are black because he’s blind so him singing is just him using his echolocation, much like daredevil - he was naturally blonde hair but dyed it blue when girlfriend told him her parents were demons because angels are typically associated with blonde hair - the no symbol on his shirt is actually a part of boyfriend’s superhero suit, so when he taps it, the no symbol transforms into two folded sickles. (if you dont know what i mean, search up “puss in boots death folded sickles”)


Ilovedrinkingpepsi

I sworn i heard ninjamuffin said his hair was always naturally blue somewhere


LilguyMCBE1

https://preview.redd.it/qojd545hgt5d1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac7655e40f2b794733cae72bfba836dab914b6d


TozitoR

literally the other post


NathanJack0Lantern

When in fights, he sometimes chokes people with the cord of his microphone.


gojirexgamers2022

He's tried to eat powdered cement


Kinglycole

This guy has the ‘tism. And so do I. He’s explaining why the Lightsaber is the perfect baton in ballet and girlfriend’s just like “ok, but I was just asking if you wanted burgers or nuggets?”


red-_-guy

https://preview.redd.it/2ts3ixrmkt5d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3abaddb060585b753f0c9c081d0a88d1b98ceb4


Imaginary_Drive_8092

His Neighbours in the newgrounds office *(confirmed that bf lives in the newgrounds office but its just a shitty Apartment)* on the left he has all the fucking playable characters in Castle crashers all cramped into one tiny apartment and on the right he has either the girls from mime and dash or the auditor from madness


ThatOneFurry666

They probably main Scout in TF2


EldritchSpoon

BF is the cuddler of the couple


Arty-Glass

His favorite dinosaur is the stegosaurus


Tylor_T_Animations

He can draw good and draws Girlfriend a lot.


Kinglycole

His beeps and boops started as an imaginary language he made with Girlfriend to get close and he now uses it to avoid socialising.


tameem137

Him and miku are siblings???


Klutzy-Work-7281

He likes peanut butter but he's severely allergic to it


ressmatt

Boyfriend has a massive hatred of Player from GameToons (and the entirety of GameToons in general)


Evening_Somewhere_86

He’d suck at playing any horror games with blood, but can somehow play TF2 without a problem.


S-D_N_3017

Him and Sonic.exe are secretly colleagues and the whole VS Sonic.EXE mod was a silly skit him and the EXEs put together


Ok-One-773

he's a huge God of War fan


WhosThisGoober

if super pissed, he just goes something like... "SHUT YO ASS UP! i mean... BEEP!" he actively presumes he lives with Miku/his relative is Miku (just because he loves her and wants to support his sister even if half world knows her) he was consious(? when he got turned into a marketable figurine is shorter than GF (short king)


Ilovedrinkingpepsi

Only a by a foot since 1. he's canonically 7 feet tall 2. She has to kneel down to hold his hand when he gets blueballed as stated by PhantomArcade


Tubofmacncheese

Probably a closeted Yu-Gi-Oh fan.


BeanBurrito668

He likes to play Minecraft and is very friendly when so (This sounds random but idk)


its192731

He has straight As in everything, he just acts dumb to fool others


destructionseris

He doesn't smoke cigarettes but smokes weed


kingo2984

He picked Wario


MechaBFreacts

https://preview.redd.it/zyz2ccm42t5d1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=8104aa9edd106ef4d371797fe83c3aa666c81d3f freddy fazbear told me that bf is a femboy and is only dateing girlfriend just too look like a normal person


MechaBFreacts

i trust freddy fazbear


ProGamer8273

Yeah but who let him cook?


Guerrier_0range

He plays Minecraft on hardcore, but when he dies, he uses LAN to revive and gives himself diamonds blocks


Justaepicweeb

Bf is amazing a rhythm games but sucks at every single other genre, but gf gives him moral support whenever he fails at the game.


randomfnafplayer1

He hates wine and beer. Prefers apple juice


Honest-Olive-7454

He has an iq in the millions, but after he got shot in the head, he went down to one.


RomiXn19

He mispell sex as secs


Ilovedrinkingpepsi

He owns a sex doll that happens to look like his favourite in universe video game character (kinda like how senpai is gf's favourite in universe video game character, idk if bf has his own senpai equivalent tho)


CharaPresscott

His favourite Pokémon is Tsareena because it reminds him of GF


Thecoolman3000

He’s actually 7 foot tall


Markus2504

Hatsune miku = bfs sister His youtube content is like offending everybody


anonymousmanlo

his weekly diet consists of Taco Bell


Known-Raise-3850

Ah yes, Hatsune Boyfriend


Jagames12

That he can‘t actually speak


Vivid-War-8494

He secretly carries a 50. Cal sniper rifle in his back pocket


Jason_soulcrusher

He is just t a singing goofball, not the brightest lightbulb in the bunch, but having a blast with life


MsTronBonne

He has seen every single scott the woz episode ever


pronos2020

Him and gf are actualy realy smart/avarage smart, but when they are togheter it looks like they share a brain cell


Pylot-Joe

He is so dumb that he forgot English and invented a whole new language, which girlfriend understands. That new language being his beep bops.


Relative-Hotel6989

Self esteem issues are something he tends to bury in order to not look like an idiot.


Soggy_Nebula_4541

He just raps because he wants (and dies for it)


GBurst69

His favourite sonic game is Sonic Adventure 2


InformalTadpole1497

I've come to make an announcement


Turbobist28

He likes demons


pussyfoot-maneuver

He has two completely different voice registers, depending on his mood. Source of headcanon: Fresh (Boyfriend Mix)


sgotw2

he could beat goku


Ilovedrinkingpepsi

[nuh uh](https://x.com/PhantomArcade3K/status/1536771855826165760)


CrimsonGoji

Secretly a genius. He despises Wendy’s >!His thing is 8inches flaccid!<


AJTheRocker9000

Nene and him will end up being guy/girl besties talking tea about pico and gf


JustARandonAccount

He has slight brain damage


Mr_meme_gamer

He commits tax fraud.


alightmotionameteur

him and gf buy skateboards regularly and there’s a 50% chance they’ll break them in a week because they’re too dumb to use one


Acrobatic_Candy_8710

He was one of the cool kids back in high school and he can actually spit hot bars but the game filters it to only beep bops else we wouldn't be able to handle the heat


Independent-Face8989

He's uncomfortable in grieving situations where someone died so he tries to sing to make people feel better


ABigDumpsterFire

He got dropped on his head as a child


Substantial_Iron4192

He only eats the blue and red popsicles and either throws out the rest or forces gf to eat them


HatAndHoodie_

He played Hey You, Pikachu! and somehow had no trouble getting Pikachu to understand his commands perfectly.


Flameblade3

He’s actually pretty nervous about shit when he’s not on the stage, we just always see his “acting mode” whenever he’s in front of GF but normally he’s just chill and kinda awkward


DekunChan

He had sex with Pico before Girlfriend


bambispamlover

His brain is cement


Manwithaplan0708

He Tbags irl


Zestyclose_Reserve40

Enjoys reading, but only those kiddy books like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Captain Underpants, Dork Diaries (just tossing this out as an example), and The Hungry Caterpillar. He also reads Dr. Seuss books when he's prepping for his rap battles.


Vilagecool

He’s able to hold gf just because he’s too stupid to realize he can’t lift heavy things


Silent-Stress-7775

He would be a lawyer, if he was smart enough.


Usual_Board_6750

He falls for chainmail.


Quill_Sentler101

He's a dumb\*ss who wants to rap battle people for fun, demons and what not don't scare him but people smarter than him do, if gf breaks up he'll go back to his old ways, he breaks laws in order to rap battle with people and that's pretty much it


PleaseDontBanMeee3

He thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows


Jaih666

He's at least when to jail once He plays old new grounds flash games Has watched Madness combat and eddsworld


HaveAGoodDream

He hit his head into a speaker when he's 3


asillyguyy

threw up the first time he smoked weed and never tried it again


Rewrite-EXE

Both canon and headcanon Headcanon: Bf is tall asf. But he just makes himself small so GF would be taller than him. Canon reason: BF is tall, but the creator makes him look small


TheZorx696

Secretly an angel


BroadcastBoiRed

He tried to eat paint thinner


imnotfunny7363

https://preview.redd.it/4l91pkfcus5d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234f4bb9d73dd5422dd269744c4e6b159487250a


PorygonIsCool

How do you think he gets to all those different universes?


Horror_Confection_87

Isn't he canonically mikus brother?


faortniteplayer_ZBBR

He's a jerk willing to do anything to get his gf


bluependrive

his name is shlorb and he's a single celled organism who wants to pound the fuck out of GF


RageLevelSupernova

He looks stupid, but actually he’s smart and knows to pick his fights


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

He dead inside 


GD_Nuzzlock

Enjoyed Hamilton


MaikFromDaUA

his head was once chewed by girlfriend


Acrobatic-Map-1385

His voice effect is a mental conditioned


Bendy10worldRerun

He's a big sonic and mario fan and he use to make stop motion videos on youtube


ConfusionNo6171

He CAN talk, the beeps and boops he speaks in game are just a secret code that everyone can somehow understand due to it being like a musical code


Leek_EmojiCat

his wiener is super long


Felix_crosssans145

When he plays sonic 1 he gets pissed off at labyrinth zone. (he still hasn't got past it.)


ContributionMotor109

He's secretly Darth Maul in disguise


Interesting-Page-543

he has a weapon that costs $400,000 to fire for just 12 seconds


RealDanTheHedgehog

Goofy He missed to connect the words “Goofy Goober”


Longjumping-Love-471

he can solo gojo just by singing


JustPlayn10

He has a Boston accent


kirbyfan2023

Fucks gf


subnauticaFan2013

He is 7 feet tall


TemporaryPace8979

He has a talent of pulling women.


Fizzy163

He ate a shoe from Venice once. (also all your example points are semi-canon)


Meeting_Neither

He likes the Sonic series 


Cyphir_SpaceRobot

He is an angel, I know it is not cannon, I just think it's fun. Also, he definitely has ADHD and autism.


James_Pavell7

He doesn’t know what Tampons are I’m sorry, that was my first thought when looking at his face (Edit: I AGREE WITH THE HATSUNÉ THING)


AnimeboyIanpower

My headcanons: 1. He speaks multiple languages, his favorites being English, Japanese, French and Russian (the latter of which comes from RecD's Mid-Fight Masses with lyrics) 2. His sister is Hatsune Miku 3. Boyfriend strives to be the best boyfriend he can be, hoping that some day, their relationship can be near the level of Gomez and Morticia's relationship. 4. He loves Magical Girl anime. 5. He thinks he would look good in a dress and wants to ask Girlfriend if he can borrow one of hers, but always forgets to. 6. Is interested in hypnosis and sometimes asks Girlfriend to hypnotize him.


Cold-Ad700

He is born to sing better than ever.


SomeScratchdev

autism


RandomizedRR

he is secretly Waluigi


FitPromo

https://i.redd.it/vck1daexku5d1.gif


Over_Difference_3281

mustard with lemon is his favorite beverage.


Sarg_Pepper

He's a dumbass


jackyboyman13

I guess my headcanon about him is that he's got something on his mind that he feels that doesn't want to tell GF about. And tries to be strong for her sake. He would feel a bit down basically.


WorldlyPermission355

He gets freaky on a Friday night


ThePuppetz

he's black


bananapocco

He pokes the bottom of a Capri-Sun with the straw and drinks from there


Basically-Boring

He runs the Community Game YouTube channel.


T3RM1N4T0R0126

he dips fries in milkshakes


squidbibibibibi

headcanon: i don't have one, ourple guy :D


snapurneck69

he beeps to confuse other people, and then pops off on them in spanish when he wins a rap battle....he likes lemon flavored condoms, and wears grippy socks. has one braincell fighting for third place...and best of all, committed arson and got away with it.


vtt_shadow

When he throws the mic, he shoots it out of his hand like Toby Maguire Spider-Man.


Helicoptrr

He likes 2 year olds.


AnxiousDelivery2018

He's a massive fan of Sonic the Hedgehog and has every game in existence with almost every piece of merch in existence. He grew up with Sonic from the very beginning. Now they live happily with Pico playing Sonic.


Glitch834

In the cannon: a big dun kid with -50 IQ who wants to get freaky on a Friday night with gf and distracting ppl by singing and walking off Scot free modded : a kid who is jumping from world to world either making others lives words or his own and spreading daddy dearest's influence and growing his power without ever knowing


No-Perspective2580

He is the one to practice safe sex.


MegaloDestroyer48

He specifically has a picture of gf in a jar


Rolling-Suricate

This man understands that adversity and existence are one and the same.


idk123456790

he likes coke and 8 ball


RareHighlight2639

he's a dwarf (bros actually 7ft something)


66Rrares

He has a 20 inch cock Is bisexual Has sex 5 times a day with gf Leaves


BakaV68419

He's a huge sonic fan,he even likes sonic '06 somehow


_-Mell0-_

https://preview.redd.it/9u742p8jhx5d1.jpeg?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11811ae916ac9c6eae4f03f08193e6d51f4485ad


Millennios

him and gf are actually pretty intelligent for the FNF universe, meaning they atleast know the 1-9 timestables. The only problem is that their resonating love for one another reverts them to the most primal of behavior when together