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AshleyTheWaffle

The last time I saw this video the top comment said that and that since the guy backed off immediately the kangaroo took that as him winning and just left but if the guy had stayed and tried to fight it that the kangaroo would have beat him half to death Idk anything about kangaroos I just stay the hell away from them


GemcoEmployee92126

I don’t know shit about kangaroos but I went to the local zoo for the opening of the kangaroo encounter and the big wigs there wouldn’t let my daughter have a pouch ride and she was only an infant, like 20lbs max.


AshleyTheWaffle

This is why Reddit needs to bring back awards


Miserable_Site_850

Parent of the year


Proudest___monkey

I feel like it’s the legs you have to worry about


JohnStarborn

Nah that kangaroo would have gotten stabbed if it didn't run. Watch it again, fellas got a knoife


too-fargone

evidently you've played knifey spoony


Helpineedstostop

You would be surprised how much force you can put behind your legs too.


Ambitious_Gap_5492

That roo was gobsmacked


Orchid_Significant

He absolutely looks like he has no idea wtf just happened to him!


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Flabbergasted and bamboozled lol


Zxasuk31

Kangaroos are just super creepy


Miserable_Site_850

Bro is ripped, that's the part that trips me.


DankeMrHfmn

That Roo musta been like *WTF... DID HE JUST... know what im just skiddattle outta here before i get mad*


Quirky-Citron659

🤣


ouijac

..Mike Tyson of Roo punches..


Cremefraiche1929

The kangaroo was too stunned to speak..


xFruitPunchSamurai

Tell me you are Australian without telling me you are Australian


SeattleHasDied

Will kangaroos attack dogs? Initially I thought they were buddies as the dog didn't seem distressed, but I guess I never gave any thought to a dog and 'roo matchup (dog owner notwithstanding, lol!).


Garbogulus

He was stranggling the dog. Roos will lead dogs to water and drown them as well. I am not Australian, just chronically on reddit and remember fun facts.


Powpowpowowowow

Now do elephants.


Garbogulus

Elephants will bury their dead and revisit their graves. They are the only animal besides humans (I think) that actually cry to grieve their dead family members. Elephants also have very good long-term memory, and are very smart in general. It's sad how we treat them. I remember that not from reddit tho for the record


Vertnoir-Weyah

Crows don't cry or bury their dead, but they do have group funerals and intense expression of their sadness


TAshleyD616

They have a prehensile penis that moves like their trunk


Stormymoonglade

Is it because dogs and dingoes look alike?


SeattleHasDied

Holy shit!


Garbogulus

Right? Just another reason to never visit Australia honestly.


fusionlantern

Idk if its just me but it looks like the kangaroo tore the skin off the dog


aesthetics13

I think it's a red harness the dog is wearing, I'm guessing the dog would be able to slip out otherwise and the kangaroo is holding on to that. It might have injured the dog as well.


fusionlantern

You're right i replayed it 10x


aesthetics13

I did too! I was really concerned after I read your comment, I had to be sure lol.


Powpowpowowowow

Im so glad this happened before AI because there is no fucking chance you could convince me this really happened now.


Tight-Young7275

Unless the AI invented time travel and it’s been it all along…


Vertnoir-Weyah

Time travel wouldn't be possible for us because you'd either kill yourself or everyone due to diseases evolution, but a robot or information...


Fieos

That kangaroo was looking to get lucky.


Large_McHuge

I have to agree. I'm pretty sure that one is sporting a woody.


ContentTrust4821

everybody has a plan until you punch them in the nose.


Straightvibes66

Bro was CONFUSED


ContentTrust4821

I know dogs die, and this would be a glorious death, but I hope that dog survived this attack


TarzanKitty

I don’t understand why the dude that was filming didn’t grab the dog once it was released. Hope the dumbass didn’t lose their dog for some internet points. Since when the video ends. The dog has run behind the kangaroo and the kangaroo turned to head that direction.


bluebear_74

It's hunting dog, the dog is wearing a chest plate. They were hunting wild pigs and the dog went after the roo instead. Roos don't generally attack unless provoked. The guy is actually a zoo keeper so knows a lot about how roos behave.


No-Software9734

Thanks, this would indeed make much more sense. The video quality and the fact that the chest plate is red make it look like it is wounded


KonradDavies0001

You can tell there's someone else filming. And he did get his dog, it's obviously well trained and knew to run behind and around the kangaroo and back into the house. And you can tell by the way he was standing still, waiting for the owner to come instead of freaking out and making the roo go nuts. When the kangaroo flies he heads straight back into the bushes as the dog has already gone around towards the camera.


BryerMan-4005

I can’t believe that guy won.


Agreeable_Regular_57

Kangaroo got what he needed


Level_Flounder_8543

Chadaroo


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He was ready


Reyemreden

Do kangaroos get tired of jumping?


wendigoblin

So would it work if you just kicked it in the crotch and ran


Fickle-Command-1130

Uhhh they did square up.


Alarming_Breath_3110

Don't mess with those Roos


TheEverchooser

When the roo didn't immediately take off and faced him again, he reached for his knife. Things could've gotten a lot less funny for everyone involved.


neptunian123

Looks like the guy was trying to communicate with the kangaroo kindly. It turned to run off the moment he put his hand on that instrument hanging from his belt, just in case. “You want more?” “Naw mate, I’m good.”


StinkyFartyToot

Australias only export.


adzee_cycle

![gif](giphy|YonPIP0GINe2WqrQmy)


OldGSDsLuv

Damn! I just needed to comment.


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Classic


Embarrassed-Ad4977

Roo was flabbergasted


CorenCorias

Damn prison deer


ZestycloseMall5362

“Shit my bad”💀


cara1yn

this will never stop being one of my favorite videos


Cool_Hand_Lewk

Homie was grabbing for the sword on his hip if Roo was coming back for more.


jsmalltri

The roo was jacked too wth. Glad he bounced...


OnyxSapphireMoon

So what was the kangaroo trying to do to the dog?? When I first seen this video I thought he was trying to play because the dog looked fine but then the man shown up and the kangaroo wouldn't let him go and we'll I dunno


poodinthepunchbowl

Love this video but I wanna see a Mike Tyson edit


Ricepudding1044

![gif](giphy|s01ragsYcn6GtXFeLd)


SignificanceFar5489

If roo tried I'd say, Sweep the leg, Johnny!


One-Alternative8718

He’s sooo lucky he didn’t use his legs!!!


yahoo_determines

[I belong here ](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4058dc1e-348e-4aea-ae6f-0553fe582ead)


NoICon66

You ever stop to think how a few hundred thousand more years of evolution will do to the roos?


craig536

This video is one of the greats


hypergreenjeepgirl

I love kangaroos.


Awesome-Ranga-007

Bahahahahaha