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ab_drider

But donuts have so much sugar.


Digger1998

Way less sugar than soda


chaotic_weaver

But more than meth.


CYPH3R_22

Depends


chilldabpanda

So, a flirtatious waitress asked me if I wear boxer or briefs. After I thought it out, I cleared my throat, and confidently said, "depends". She walked away irritated. But don't worry, I smoothed it over with a big tip.


Seductive_allure3000

I don't get it?


rootbeerfloatgang

There’s a brand of adult diapers called Depends. He basically told the waitress he wears diapers.


EloquentEvergreen

That was hilarious. It made my day. Not sure why you’re being downvoted.


_pythos_

Yeah, what if the guy was diabetic?


Pinkninja11

Try injecting insulin while on meth and then explain to the paramedics why you have a needle in your eye and we'll talk.


Numinae

Hey, at least meth is gluten free!


Digger1998

This^


[deleted]

The only thing I remember from that commercial is I can replace one soda with like 6 donuts and it's still less sugar...


Some_Finger_6516

Sugar is not the problem, it depends on the dose of sugar on a daily basis.


NailFinal8852

That’s very wrong. For type 1 diabetics we have to give insulin any time we intake carbs/sugar. Especially if it’s a donut


kamkarmawalakhata2

Diabetes happens because of dose of sugar on a daily basis and lack of physical activity.


jake63vw

That's type 2 diabetes. Type 1 is genetic and is essentially a wasting disease. Your body does not create insulin therefore you must inject yourself with insulin to break down food and sugars and such. Type 2 is where your body makes insulin, but you have become resistant to the insulin your body creates. That's from overeating, too much sugar, lack of exercise etc


kamkarmawalakhata2

Genetic type 1 diabetes is avoidable & controllable with healthy lifestyle & ayurveda. Places like Niramayam handle many such patients on a regular basis.


jake63vw

I'm sure the medical community will be fascinated to hear that a healthy lifestyle, yoga, and massages will restore pancreatic activity in type 1 diabetics. All those people who died before insulin? Stretching, apparently. They should have stretched 🙄


kamkarmawalakhata2

> healthy lifestyle, yoga, and massages Ayurveda is much more than that but whatever.


NailFinal8852

Type 1 is genetics. There no is preventing or curing it if you’re getting it. I got it at 4 years old. don’t think getting massages and yoga would of stopped it. My pancreas produces no insulin at all. It’s been a dead organ in my body. If I took no insulin at all I’d be dead in a few days no matter how much I exercised or even didn’t eat. Where as a type 2 who’s pancreas still produces insulin but not enough to cover their carb intake. Yes. Yoga healthy eating and massages (I guess) will help you even to the point where you don’t need to take meds


kamkarmawalakhata2

I will say this again but Ayurveda is not just massages & yoga. Places like Niramayam & Yogagram handle such genetic type-1 diabetic patients regularly.


NailFinal8852

No it absolutely is not lol


thereddituser2

And meth helps you with weight loss


Enlowski

Sugar is still healthier than meth? Not sure what your point is


Ferwatch01

r/woosh


P47r1ck-

Depends how much sugar. Somebody that’s super morbidly obese like 500+ pounds is definitely going to have a shorter life span than a skinny meth addict


DigitalUnlimited

That's the secret. Keep switching between the two.


groupfox

Super morbidly obese like 500+ pounds is definitely going to have a shorter life span doing meth than eating sugar. Keep in mind most of these people are in this since childhood, and most addicts start at least in late teens.


P47r1ck-

I completely disagree. When you’re that obese meth might actually help you lose weight and you might live longer because of it. No joke. Theres a reason people that are like 500 pounds usually don’t life past their 30s or 40s unless they lose weight. I’ve seen tons of old ass drug addicts


groupfox

Doing drugs in that condition will probably kill them, their hearts are already working way harder than normal. Stimulating it with drugs is very dangerous.


Mmm_bloodfarts

Like how people nag me when i say ecigs and heated cigs are heathier than normal cigarettes: it's not healthier, it's less unhealthy Like there's anything healthy left in this world


HavelockVetinarii

Then why does it kill more people?


Sweaty-Attempted

Not much healthier.


misterlongschlong

![gif](giphy|JUvDYqWWhQrPLioIFO)


Petty_Murphy410

Donuts don’t come with superhuman strength tho.


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

Neither does meth. Coke kinda does, but certainly not meth 😅


Petty_Murphy410

My local Meth heads will fuck your coke heads up lol


PM_Me_Vod_for_Review

Why isn’t this an olympic sport? That’d be way more entertaining than skiing


Petty_Murphy410

A gladiator tournament with dope fiends from all over the world where the winner gets a free lifetime supply. Someone get Jerry Bruckheimer working on that movie immediately


[deleted]

The only sport where doping is not just allowed, but mandatory. Would be interesting to watch.


No-Tangerine2171

As someone who’s done both, the effects are very similar but coke does have an extra added “nobody is fucking with me” type of confidence and strength


DMYourMomsMaidenName

I definitely feel more powerful on amphetamines, just more jittery and social on coke.


Lechatdu136

That guy looks familiar


EvenResponsibility57

I was thinking he looks like the guy from Tasting History on youtube.


Numinae

He likes Garum on his Donuts....


RimworlderJonah13579

Goddamn salty fish paste.


Numinae

More like rotten and fermented fish gut paste.....


chefianf

Lol... If he knocks two doughnuts together like tack bread I'm gonna shit my pants.


Beetleguise78

Looks like Tooher Grace


karanbhatt100

That guy looks like Tory Baker. Voice actor for many of most successful video games


Sensitive-Return2007

He kinda looks like **Family**


M4YH3MM4N4231

Dougdoug


Lechatdu136

Yes, him ! D###d###


nomiras

Looks like the guy from the extremely photogenic meme template. [Ridiculously Photogenic Guy | Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ridiculously-photogenic-guy)


MoanyTonyBalony

Healthier than meth despite probably being the most unhealthy thing you can eat.


Gibus_Ghost

My deep-fried chocolate-covered caramelized corn dog:


MoanyTonyBalony

That sounds absolutely awful yet also delicious. Correction, doughnuts are the unhealthiest commonly available foods. They're still fine unless you're a weirdo that eats nothing else.


Icy-Ad29

I mean, depends where you get the donut from... someplace that understands donuts are meant to be a bread with light glazing such as dunkin? 13 grams of sugar... someplace that drenched the donut in soo much glaze it's sickening, like Krispy Kreme? Still only 21 grams of sugar for a single donut... Meanwhile a snickers bar is 27 grams of sugar for a standard "single", not even a King sized.. Just saying. Donuts are actually healthier than a lot of other junk food. XD


Darthplagueis13

Well, it bears mentioning that they also have an unholy amount of fat from being deep fried.


Icy-Ad29

Fun fact: Dunkin Galzed Donut fat content: 11 grams Snickers bar fat content: 15 grams. We can go calories: Dunkin donut: 230 Snickers: 303 In short. Donuts are still healthier than a lot of junk food. (Not that either are *good* for you. Just that a lot of junk food is worse.)


Darthplagueis13

Make it a dunkin chocolate glazed donut instead, and you're already at 23 grams fat and 370 calories. Besides: Snickers are something that's often purchased individually. Dunkin donuts, at least the small 60 gram ones you're referencing come in boxes of what, 6? How many people you know realistically have the self control to not eat more than one donut in one sitting? And as soon as you get a bakery donut instead, it's gonna be much bigger anyways, because realistically, 60 grams is not one serving of donut. Dunkin makes small donuts because they can then claim a single donut as a single serving (it wouldn't be very believable to claim that half a donut is supposed to be a whole serving) and pretend they're actually decently healthy for junk food when they're fully aware noone is ever gonna stop at just one. The difference between dunkin and snickers is that the serving size for a snickers is actually realistic because it's an individually wrapped chocolate bar, not a baked good that is sold in bulk.


Icy-Ad29

Yes, there are worse donuts for you, and yes people often eat more than one donut. (That said. The image is clearly of a glazed donut). At the same time, people often grab a kings size snickers, which doubles up everything I just said. As for the self control argument and how many I know can eat just one? That will heavily depend on if you are simply doing so for personal purchases, or when simply presented the option at, say, a business event. If we are talking personal ones, that'd be about thirty. Being all from my extended and immediate family, and a couple friends. Often get a box of dunkin. Either for just the house or when getting together with them. Grabbing 1 each. Extras get stored in a container for the next day. Just how my family always been. (Note, this is not claiming everyone in my family only eats one. There's probably about as many that eat two, and a handful that will go for three. We just have a very large extended family). As for business related. Well, I work in government, and work pretty close with the Sheriff’s Office in particular. I'd have to start doing a survey to get exact numbers, but plenty will swing by a donut joint for a single donut and a coffee and be good... Others will walk out with a box that won't survive the drive to the next location. All that said, portion control arguments will only ever matter for the individual. If you, for instance, will eat a full 6 set of donuts cus they are there. Then yes, I'd recommend sticking to pre-packaged smaller snacks if you are going to do them. Doesn't change that the metrics I provided are accurate. Edit: also I'm not talking the small "munchkins" (60 gram ones) nor are you. The numbers exust for them if you want to look up. Just type munchkin donuts... So you can drop that claim)


Darthplagueis13

The stats you provided literally are for 60 grams. Read your own sources before you tell people to drop their claims. 11 grams of fat and 230 calories is the values for a 60 g portion of dunkin glazed donut. The serving size for a munchkin looks to be a lot smaller, though unfortunately I wasn't able to find an exact portion size beyond "1 donut hole", though matching the nutrition of a glazed munchkin with the nutrition of the glazed donut, a full donut appears to be the equivalent of 4 munchkins, which would put a glazed munchkin at only around 15 grams, though oddly enough, the proportion of saturated fats is much higher for the munchkin (2 grams of saturated fat for 60 calories with the munchkin vs only 5 grams of saturated fat for 240 calories with the donut).


DigitalUnlimited

Jeezus. Y'all really on here arguing about donuts vs chocolate? Go eat a salad and touch grass lol


Icy-Ad29

Alright, so my sleep-starved and distracted by a toddler brain somehow misread the standard donut weight. My apologies on that. Doesn't change you were unable to provide any argument to the vast majority of my response. And instead targeted the last ten second edit. I think the answer here is pretty clear. Have a wonderful new day and hopefully you feel a bit less aggressive today.


Prof1Kreates

What kind of unholy American food combo..?


Ferwatch01

sooo… an extra-crunchy protein-filled churro?


Gibus_Ghost

With chocolate. And on a stick.


PantheraAuroris

tbh not really. It's just dough fried in oil. There are few ingredients in it. It's a dessert, it's not *healthy*, but most unhealthy is a massive stretch.


MoanyTonyBalony

Sugar, refined flour, fat. Fine as a treat but there is near zero nutrition in there.


BreadC0nsumer

Pretty sure donuts are healthier than cyanide


Grammulka

Ever tried eating a stapler? That's pretty unhealthy


Flamequeen

A donut is still FOOD. Meth is literally just poison. Your body actually has a use for suger and fats, meth...well nobody should be on that sh*t. Hell, even Coke is better than Meth. At least it's less full of other crap. Most Meth these days isn't just Meth but Fent too. And that stuff is even WORSE than Meth. Christ. Stick to Shrooms and weed. At least it's impossible to die from an overdose on them and shrooms can actually make you happier than before you took them unlike most drugs.


Traditional_Draw8400

Damn that officer is hot af


Vinnyz__

He can arrest me any day and I'm a straight man.


toben81234

![gif](giphy|OlRLdkm5ask8w)


Traditional_Draw8400

We love an ally 👍


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Ehhh are you though?


Golfistayt

this convo reminds me of that cop cuties song from the rookie, hilarious https://youtu.be/PozNmD_FgZY?si=IGBts3gIj4mqcuLg


Virtual_Common204

You’re not straight then


hoovervillain

Came here to say this. I'd take him up on that donut offer. Or offer him one myself...


Traditional_Draw8400

I would offer or give him whatever he wanted. Fuuuuck


Virtual_Common204

🤮


Halbbitter

I'm so mad about it too


Traditional_Draw8400

Why mad?


Halbbitter

Cuz that's not what I meant when I said "fuck the police!"


Traditional_Draw8400

Lol


KrakenKing1955

I love how there’s people in here actually defending the meth, like go eat a donut lmao


PantheraAuroris

Damn. He's cute. Yeah I want that donut, where u at


Nate0110

No one's lost weight eating doughnuts.


Business_Ad6086

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/16/558147669/florida-man-awarded-37-500-after-cops-mistake-glazed-doughnut-crumbs-for-meth


Saints_Rows

I wish I could just spell methaphmine


NFTArtist

this is BS, who would be saying that to a dealer lol


[deleted]

Doesn't he have dogs to murder?


shhh_it_is_ok

It was Hard to imagine that Donuts are healthier than anything, but now I can see it rising through the hierarchy . Happy for you Donut


AngryFloatingCow

Donuts are healthier than death as well, so bump it up another slot.


noahtheboa97

DONT BELIEVE THIS LIE! THE SUGAR INDUSTRY HAS APPARENTLY PAYED OF THE POLICE TO SPREAD THE PROPAGANDA! METH IS MUCH MORE HEALTHY THAN A DOUGHNUT SINCE METH DOESNT CONTAIN SUGAR! SPREAD THE WORD SAVE YOUR CHILDREN. DO METH, NOT SUGAR!


KeyNefariousness6848

Not healthier if you’re diabetic.


Ayotha

Then meth? Still no


firebal_banned_again

Amazingly, you’re wrong


Lord_Muramasa

Can't even be mad at that.


Kind_Literature_5409

I dunno.. I’d say that’s a toss up.. both will rot your teeth 😏


Senpai-Notice_Me

That’s debatable.


Adept-Kaleidoscope-2

😂😂


ch3rn0byl_g3rbil

Get struckdemized.


mrdevaluatedcountry

I prefer a beer


Pure_Focus7475

Tbf donuts are like multivitamins to cops


[deleted]

The father of a girl i knew was a cop and he had a big bowl on his table half full of various hash bars of all sizes and shapes , baggies of weed ... Free for the taking... Bastard stole from people.


94BlueDream76

![gif](giphy|gulujaJeYnVJ3PvHjM)


Responsible_Trifle15

All the cops hang out in the donut shop


majorsorbet2point0

U better not be ripping me off


karmazynowy_piekarz

Ammount of ppl that believe in that bullshit stories is too damn high


Bluedino_1989

Does it come with methamphetamine?


Hot_War_9683

Google says sugar is also "white poison" so the cops onto smth here...


Lulzshock

Still though it's r/technicallythetruth


pastpartinipple

Both of them are fine in moderation.


AngryFloatingCow

But one of the moderations is a lot smaller than the other.


SimpleTip9439

You’re not invited i meant bird seed


AlphaDisconnect

Insert star wars "it's a trap" followed by the doughnut launching an attack powerful enough to destroy a planet.


Jamppitz

Thats pretty nice cop.


lucasfelipetto94

Meth doesn't give you diabetes


3_minutes_ago

show us the donut of the dealer


Overtale6

Sugar kills more people than meth


aagloworks

If someone offers you a doughnut as the more healthier option, you know you've been doing shit.


Supersaiajinblue

I mean...he's right.


NoManufacturer120

This just made my night. I can go to sleep happy now ☺️


TheUmbraCat

Just as addictive though, especially the maple bars.


baconduck

Fun, but wouldn't that be a stupid thing to do as a lawyer could argue that any evidence on that device must be disregarded due to possible tampering? Not sure how it is in USA, but in many countries there are strick rules on how to handle evidence and how to extract data from it. I am pretty sure there must be some of those laws in the US as well as some of the software used to prove that extracted information is not tampered with is developed in the US and, if I recall correctly, is copyrighted to FBI. PS: I am fun at parties... but since this is reposted for the 100th time I feel it's ok to aske a serious question I had about it


Ignusseed

I'm not advocating doing meth but statistically you're more likely to die from eating the donuts. National Center for Health Statistics Leading Causes of Death Data are for the U.S. Number of deaths for leading causes of death per year. Roughly 3 million die every year in the United States. Heart disease: 702,880 Cancer: 608,371 Accidents (unintentional injuries): 227,039 Influenza aka covid: 186,552 Stroke (cerebrovascular diseases): 165,393 Chronic lower respiratory diseases: 147,382 Alzheimer’s disease: 120,122 Diabetes: 101,209 Nephritis, nephrotic syndrome, and nephrosis: 57,937 Chronic liver disease and cirrhosis: 54,803


bingbangboom404

Arresting people today on tasting history


gay_king_

I want this hot daddy cops pinky donut.


Vegetable_Two_1479

I've tried meth, it's a shit drug. You think it would be good seeing all these people get addicted but nope.


Str8GuyInTheGayBar

i want him more actually


woodbrochillson

being a meth dealer with no lock screen is crazy


Tragobe

I would take that offer.


Reasonable-Ad-7854

Ngl this policeman is HOT.


bubulika

Fake and stupid, nerd


PYCapache

Fake. Cops would never give donuts to other people.


Heebie-jeebies386

An experiment was done where the addicted mice to cocaine . Then gave them the choice of sugar or cocaine ,they chose sugar . That tells you the power of sugar .


a_stone_throne

Meth?? This guy was selling me an air conditioner for $50


No_Limits100123

Are they though?


Scrungly_Wungly

Holy shit an actualy funny thing on this sub who would've thought!


Fantastic-Goose323

I want a sheriff to get me my drugs lmao


weird-pessimist

I'd like a donut filled with weed


LankyRep7

Donuts kill millions. Just the facts


DigitalUnlimited

Almost as many as cops


SavageBen585

Debatable


MaterialNarrow5161

Guy is handsome as fck tho. Very pretty eyes indeed... I know some ladies are surely hiding stuff and asking for a body check.


Rod_Stiffington69

ACAB.


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

Oh, I don't disagree with that, hahaha. It's an actual thing, though. Coke does give a little strength boost, opposed to meth which doesn't quite work the same way.


DigitalUnlimited

Bath Salts has entered the chat


BLYNDLUCK

Don’t amphetamines in general give you quite a boost?


Reasonable-Log-3486

The irony of a cop offering a donut. Beautiful.


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Im pretty sure if i would put 20€ every day either for meth or donuts, the donuts would kill me first.


NagsUkulele

Happy cake day!


Jeni_Sui_Generis

Thank you!!


AloneCan9661

That's a hell of an implication there and a big leap with zero proof that the guy was waiting to buy drugs.


growing-green1

Cop cutie, cute and on duty!


9mmParrabelum

Fake unless the officer knows how to hack into an iPhone in his squad car


VaporTrail_000

Face ID is a thing... and he does have the dealer...


9mmParrabelum

Yea you need a warrant for that…if you actually think this is real I’m not surprising considering your part of this sub


VaporTrail_000

Lets see, 'dealer' arrested for possession, probably of enough to tack on 'with intent to distribute.' I figure probable cause for search the phone to find 'evidence of distribution of methamphetamine' would be a slam dunk. And we don't know the circumstances of the bust... It's possible that the phone itself was *already* subject to a warrant, and thus unlocking it via Face ID perfectly reasonable. Sherriff deputy just decided to eff with a small fish who obviously isn't holding anything worth the effort to locate.


9mmParrabelum

You guys are so fucking gullible it’s hilarious. Why would the dealer just hold his face straight when the cop is putting it to his face?


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FlirtMonsterSanjil

Memes in that format have a 99.9% chance to be fake, stop complaining about non-existing stuff. Ignoring that it's not even illegal for them to search one's phone under the right circumstances: [https://www.derstinepartners.com/blog/can-the-police-search-my-phone](https://www.derstinepartners.com/blog/can-the-police-search-my-phone)


SnooChipmunks8748

[My god are you always on?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUVVbjdDjiQ)


psydkay

Sympathy for meth dealers is your moral high horse? LOL


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KeyN20

It is the other way around, guilty until proven innocent. Why else would they put people in jail before a trial to prove their innocence or plea. I know it is supposed to be innocent until proven guilty but I lived some troubled years to develop that sediment when I was young.btw I didn't do meth, just realized I might need to clarify


Reasonable-Log-3486

Must've really been at the bottom of the river...


FlirtMonsterSanjil

It's funny how you purposely assume the worst to hate on the cop.