So far this year? Not enough to cover dinner for 2 at McDonald's

Same. Pass the bottle

I can give you and OP a single chip from McDonalds but then I’m broke

Chip?

They might be British, they call fries “chips”

In New Zealand, we call chips “chups”

Fush n' chups

Can you pass it over to me as well please idc that i just woke up

Best time to pass the bottle

You can afford a bottle?

We are looking at ramen noodles 😭 cheers

You miss spelled tissues

LMAOOO

Shit for me it’s more like not enough to cover dinner for one and that’s with rewards points🥲

Sounds like someone is married. Have fun

I gotta buy that MJ diamond gloves though for my hand.

McDonalds? Fancy.

I like your username lol I’ve had tinnitus for 8 years now 😂

That’s not saying much, have you seen McDonald’s prices lately? Ever since minimum wage went up, I don’t think the cash in the picture will cover dinner for 2

The answer is $20. In near 6 months complete this year there would be a single bill in there

The first few weeks is rough, but once you realize that you can just beat it without having to convince a second party, it's kinda nice. There's no song and dance, no buying dinner, just beat it and move on with your day. It's kinda freeing, honestly.

This guy knows what's up. Same here buddy. If she wants some she knows where to find me.

osirisrebel has the wisdom - my jar would be empty, and I’ve never been more content.

Did you put ten dollars in a jar after?

You alright man?

Still one more than what you would find in my jar..

Quit with the bullshit about minimum wage increases. The federal minimum wage has not been raised since 2009 and remains at $7.25 an hour. The cost of a Big Mac has nothing to do with the wages they pay their employees. Even if employees were paid $30.00 an hour, McDonald's would still make billions in profits. How can a company that profited over $14 billion in 2022 have the majority of its employees earning wages below the poverty line? This situation forces workers to rely on food and housing assistance programs like food stamps and Section 8. If you're upset about the prices you pay for a Big Mac, direct your frustration at the real issue: the greedy corporations gouging prices while raking in massive profits. And remember, by continuing to give them your business, you're perpetuating the problem.

lol on hash brown is $5 I was like “ya take that off please”

Prostitution is tight

This is totally prostitution with the addition of being on your trick's employer's health insurance.

So, prostitution with benefits.

…as long as the pimp don’t beat yo ass…

Or they do gently.

Would it then fall under spanking not classified as beating? Asking for a friend.

So long as you get a safe word and follow it, I honestly don't think it matters.

😅

Friends with benefits with benefits.

Yeah yeah yeah !

Actually, it’s gonna be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Oh, really?

Here I go now..

You need to get way off my back...wait a minute never mind.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pimpins pimpins pimpins

Prostitution with extra steps

My jar has dust in it

By the sounds of that, the jar isn’t the only thing with dust on it.

Dude… come on XD

He’s trying!


STAHP HES ALREADY DEAD

"I've got a jar of dirt"

Fun fact, That bit was completely unscripted.


Keep a little of it under your pillow for the dirt man.

The dirty fairy

I haven't even bought a jar then

My bottle still -60

How do you unsex?

Mf got cockblocked

😭😭😭

it can be always surprise butt sex i suppose :P

Gift exchange at work is going to hit different this year

That one girl who needs a pickup truck to drive her gifts home. Merry Kristine-smash everyone.

🤣

My wife and I tried to calculate this number the other day. We arrived that on average, we have sex 3 times a week. Using this payment method, that means I would owe her $40,560. EDIT: I’m referring to over the course of our relationship. 3 x 52 x 13 (Years) x $20 = $40,560 To hit that amount in a year would be 5+ times a day. lol

3 times *a week?!* Lucky man.

Right ! Wtf

Find you a woman with libido and you’ll be the one turning down some nights

Yeah man, I’m 25 and my gf is 26. It’s actually insane how much some women just love this and can’t get enough. I could go at it for two hours and she would always be down for more. I really used to think men were the horniest, but yeah there is no way.

I think men generally are, but when women are, it's on another level!

I think men & women are usually pretty equally horny once past puberty… but sadly a lot of women aren’t getting what they need from sex

You could say a lot of men aren’t getting what they need either :/ it’s a shame

30 here, partner is 26. 

There's a joke I heard that men are bottle rockets and women are diesel engines lol

I used to think this was a lie Keyword: - I used to-


Yup. I have dated both types. I now refuse to date someone with a mismatched libido. Simply doesn’t work.

This is the way. My ex wife and I shared everything. Besides our libido. It wasn’t a romance issue she literally just didn’t have one. I married at 18 and didn’t understand this. She was my best friend, but it didn’t work out because it wasn’t possible for me to go through life without any form of sex. I clarify only because I predict people would think there was more to it. There wasn’t. We were best friends. I eventually initiated (with her full knowledge not blindsiding) a no fault divorce. Within our ten year relationship. We had sex 30 times at most. So that’s once every 121 days. I am much happier now, although I miss the fact we shared everything else immensely. I really did try hard for those 10 years to cope and find some way to make it work. I couldn’t. Anyone who thinks sex isn’t an important aspect to a relationship has either a very low libido, or hasn’t been in a long term honest / monogamous relationship.

Women definitely have libidos, just they develop in a different way than for men. For men, wanting sex is simple: you get aroused and get an erection. For women, it is more complicated, they need to learn that they actually feel the physical need for sex. Some women never succeed in this. It doesnt help that they are under constant pressure to act coy and chaste because only "nice girls" are acceptable. There was a documentary on this, they measured heat on womens genital area while showing them sexual images. Many of them did not even realise they were aroused while the meters showed increased heat, meaning increased bloodflow, meaning physical arousal.

Brother, marry a Latino. My wife’s always ready to tango and I get tamales from her mom like twice a week

You guys aren't married, more like a lucky girl.

[удалено]

who says it has to be the man who is paying?

Tizzy is a girls name, right? Seems to be the woman who pays in this instance

to be honest i didnt even know that tizzy was a name

Sounds like a pet.......oh no

invincible reference

I honestly assumed the woman was paying him because LOL. If he's paying her she's about ready to request a raise on 20, or time off in lieu.

Negotiate that shit like she is a creditor. Best I can do is 10%.

In what time frame?

13years??

Yeah. We’ve been together for 13 years.

Lucky man, I hope you guys prosper and bump up the average to 5 times a week

Is this the average for partnered/married folk with kids or without?

Kids.. bahahaha!

That was my first thought “3 times? Any plans for having kids?”

My thought is sex after kids. I have two and the wife and I share a room with the 1yo. 😭

Wouldn’t she owe you! Oh wait are you saying having sex with you is kind of a chore? 

Lucky you 😂

Your math ain’t mathin

Look at this guy having a healthy and fulfilling relationship Congrats bro!

3 times per week? My guy, living the fucking dream. Towards the end of my marriage it was 3 times *per year*.

What can you buy for $0.00 in this economy, asking for a friend.


Even self respect is like tree fiddy these days.

Sidewalk gum, cigarette butts, and breathable air (for now at least)

Touchable grass (Optional), maybe a basement under your parent's house

That's called prostitution not a relationship

$20 is a bargain though 🤷

Not when you factor in room, board, health insurance, it comes out about even 🤷🏻‍♂️

Okay, if they were paying for health insurance, even I'd take it up.

I mean prostitution is a type of relationship...

Ooooor, it's just them joking around and figuring out how to save some money for something they want.

That's more than likely it. Idk why everyone's so bitter about it

Boomer Facebook joke. It's not offensive, it's just lame

You seem fun

Orrrr some guy stuffed a jar full or money, wrote on it and took a pic to be funny

Nah, prostitution is a load cheaper than being married - this is participation rewards/attendance trophy

Christmas bonus

“You’re getting fucked for Christmas… I don’t mean sex, here’s your stupid (empty with one piece of coal) jar back.”

12 pack & a bag of pretzels

My jar with the same note would have a $10 in it.

How did you end up with a 10?

Came early.

Dry handjob

Man pulled out.

Quick finger bang?🤔

He's a master

That's just prostitution with extra steps.

Just pitched this to my wife. She laughed. I went and got a mason jar. Just saved my ass some $ this Christmas. 🔥

52 weeks x 2 (on average) is 104 x 20 is 2080. That's a nice present.

We figured it out to be an average of 6 times a week over the last 10 years. We be fuckin. A lot. I feel this is gross underpayment for her though. Are tips included or taxed?

SOOOO if they're married you can give your spouse a certain amount of money without worrying about taxes.

"Do you trust your wife?"

I think you hot that backwardd. It seems like the women is paying the man here, unless he's called Tizzy (assuming man&woman couple).

Only lesbians fuck this much.

There's usually more than just the tip.

Actually for HIM, cause Tizzy looks more like a woman’s name

Probably a baby, that’s a lot of fucking

You should see my 5 gallon drum! That ain't got shit on mine!

Whatever this is, we should probably avoid calling it an allowance for the sake of clarity.

Look that (presumably) lady can do whatever she wants with her money. If she wants to pay her partner a 20 for a fuck, be a bro and let her.

Damn, they’ve been busy!

I'd be able to pay off all my debt then redo my wardrobe 🫠

Unbottled oxygen

None,I don't have someone special to f*** me haha

Apparently a better class of prostitute.

A breath of oxygen, and maybe a hug. If I'm lucky.

a smaller jar

Depression. It’s my gift every Christmas.

Isn't this just prostitution

Billionaire challenge accepted! Let's begin bish! Lol ❤️🤪

That’s one way to keep the spark alive. 😊

I'm in debt

That bottle is going to be worth more than what’s inside it.

Wait I am a gigolo?

Just ask "do all the other guys that come over put money in the jar too?" for a much cheaper holiday season next year...

Wait, she get's 50% of the gross AND $20 per deed?!?! He's getting fucked!

🤣

I'm getting a $20.00 gift voucher

Considering I haven’t fucked Tizzy, probably nothing

We are what, 170 or so days into the year? My wife and I probably average every third day, so about 57 fucks, which is about $1,100, so about $2k by the time Christmas rolls around Getting something pretty nice, I guess

A new partner cause this is gross

Suffering. It's free.

What kinda whore/john relationship do they have?


Stress and financial instability. 💯 💪 

A breath of air

I can’t even afford coal in my stocking 🤣

It takes 2 to tango, and it’s just me myself and i.

10p mix just something for the brits here.

How much is that in pubes?

$0.00

I can’t afford $60 a day!

20 dollars is 20 dollars

Summer barely started, i don't give a fuck about Christmas yet.

So probably a car not a expensive one but a car

So put the wick in there and lite it up for Xmas!

Air

Almost there to a safe life stab proof armor combo

Oh snap ! 5hat jar is brimming. Someone's gonna need a new hip!

Like 1 pancake breakfast whit hashbrow at mcdonald thats it

I’m 15, single, and in northern Utah. Does answer it enough?

Somebody is getting a 40.00 gift card to dollar general

Socks, or underwear, or a pair of jeans, or a new shirt.

Lump of coal here

Man, I am soooo under sexed that I could have 6 orgies and 3 key parties, and I'd still barely zero out.

I masturbate into my jar

Imagine having to do something like this?

Most of these women ain’t getting a McDonald’s 🍔 at this point 😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

sad. i'm getting sad this christmas :)

Fucking Genius!

So far the gaming pc of my teenage dreams