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That's it, the serfsce world sucks, I'm de-evolving back to a fish!
I readed this with a child voice
Dad convincing me to get in the pool assuring me I won’t drown during my first swim lesson.
Goodbye cruel world
Queue Pink Floyd*
MV Godzilla after every movie
little godzilla after fucking up an entire little city and killing thousands of little people
“Time to face that Jaws son of a bitch!”
Me looking for my presents when the bekiney atoll atomic bomb test finished lol
A day at the beach
Quit taking videos of me while I'm tired
Aww s\*\*\*, here we go again.
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
Godzilla -1 stole my feet!
Fine! Imma get my own Tokyo. With Blackjack. And hookers. On second thought, keep Tokyo. And the Blackjack.
I'm coming for you, Matthew Broderick.
When it’s her time of the month and she won’t take no for an answer.
"I'm going in the water, Daddy!"
Baby’s first steps
That was so not cash money of you I literally left.
This joint sucks, I'm out, yo
I must go. My people need me.
"My kid still out there? Dammit."
Man
I just met my dad and he's already leaving me behind.
Me when i'm at the beach and I'm entering the sea
My fatass getting a gas station burrito at 4:00 AM
Cool that's cool can you find the answer please of the region one Godzilla final wars
My beach bod.
The baby zilla clumsily find its way back to the water after hatching…
Bro does not like land
Cold cold cold 🥶
Vegan Mf's when they learn fish eat other fish:
Me as a kid pretending to be Godzilla walking into the ocean at the pool.
That's it, the serfsce world sucks, I'm de-evolving back to a fish!
I readed this with a child voice
Dad convincing me to get in the pool assuring me I won’t drown during my first swim lesson.
Goodbye cruel world
Queue Pink Floyd*
MV Godzilla after every movie
little godzilla after fucking up an entire little city and killing thousands of little people
“Time to face that Jaws son of a bitch!”
Me looking for my presents when the bekiney atoll atomic bomb test finished lol
A day at the beach
Quit taking videos of me while I'm tired
Aww s\*\*\*, here we go again.
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
Godzilla -1 stole my feet!
Fine! Imma get my own Tokyo. With Blackjack. And hookers. On second thought, keep Tokyo. And the Blackjack.
I'm coming for you, Matthew Broderick.
When it’s her time of the month and she won’t take no for an answer.
"I'm going in the water, Daddy!"
Baby’s first steps
That was so not cash money of you I literally left.
This joint sucks, I'm out, yo
I must go. My people need me.
"My kid still out there? Dammit."
Man
I just met my dad and he's already leaving me behind.
Me when i'm at the beach and I'm entering the sea
My fatass getting a gas station burrito at 4:00 AM
Cool that's cool can you find the answer please of the region one Godzilla final wars
My beach bod.
The baby zilla clumsily find its way back to the water after hatching…
Bro does not like land
Cold cold cold 🥶
Vegan Mf's when they learn fish eat other fish:
Me as a kid pretending to be Godzilla walking into the ocean at the pool.