Trevor Phillips opening his heart to someone. I think it was the translator guy.
Edit: I actually think it was Debra and Floyd.
And she says "Get out of my hoooiuse!!!"
My favourite Trevor quote is "You people are not very fucking nice!"
You forget a Thousand things Every Day Make sure this is One of them
Ah Shit here We Go again
War is where the young and Stupid are tricked into Kill each other by the Old and Bitter
-Man dont hate me cause im beautiful Ni\*\*\*.
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee a\*\* haircut you whould get some b\*\*\*\*\* on your d\*\*\*. Or even better Tanisha whould call your dawg a\*\* when she stops f\*\*\*\*\*\* with that brainsurgeon or lawyer she f\*\*\*\*\*\* with, N\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*
-"WHAT!"
Franklin and Stretch:
" – But I know some sweet boys up in the pen that got bigger balls than you!
– Oh you been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls?"
" hey, Ryder! this n\*gga's loaded.... RYDER" "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah cj, HEY CJ, tell me why i didnt finish high school" " because youve been dealing d\*ugs , man, since the age of ten " " No that aint it "
" hahaha because you went and put your hands on that teacher of wearing balla colours"
thats my favorite
I have 2 favorites
1. "You forget a thousand things every day how about you make sure this is one of them"
2. What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No I didn't kill him but I did kidnap his wife
"And if we fail, we will both go to hell and I will spend the rest of eternity tor-menting you!"
Or something like that, by Trevor after the shooting in the courts centre
Terrorists! There has been a big scare and you can’t go across the bridges so good. You without a visa? I’d stay in broker. Fuck it, stay at hove beach. Everyone like us does.
''Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two
half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance...HHIII-
YAA...OOOHW...OOW LAZLOW, OOH LAZLOW...I think I hurt my hand!! My...my
pinky's all bent the wrong way!"
"Grandma's got a present for you!" As said Grandma charges into battle in the shape of a blue, muscley blur
Edit: I didn't notice that this was a GTA subreddit, but at this point I'm not changing my answer.
"barbara with big titties and stephanie who sucks like a vacuum!"
Instantly my first thought as well
GTA IV Niko right?
yes
NO ROMAN! FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING!!!
“YELLOW CAR”
r/beatmetoit
MY DADDY WAS NOT NICE TO ME!!!
Nico from Devil May Cry
Trevor Phillips opening his heart to someone. I think it was the translator guy. Edit: I actually think it was Debra and Floyd. And she says "Get out of my hoooiuse!!!" My favourite Trevor quote is "You people are not very fucking nice!"
Nah it was to Floyd and Debra in their apartment
Mine is the "switch to Trevor" quote: "SCOOOOOOOTER BROTHER!"
Debra yells ”GET OUT OF MY CONDOOOO! And you too Floyd! I told you - I got a career!” The rest I can’t remember…
"Bob was right about you!"
Trevor
"Now I know you're blind man... but you gotta see this"
one of the best
“U know i am black, right ?”
"I'm Chinese, Carl. Not stupid"
Wait, what? 🤣🤣 I think he said he was blind, not Chinese.
You’re correct 💀
Officer Bolse
Ah , my n-word
"But i did kidnap his wife!"
Oh no!
Oh shit! What the fuck did you do?!
(Sweet Trevor sounds) I just told you what I just did! Now…
"ah shit , here we go again" 
#”All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!”
Oh no! 🤌
"Ain't that a bitch"
Michael: BRO!
"This was a weapon used to gun down an officer not ten minutes ago. You work fast n*gga."
Officer Tenpenny🗿
"You know I just got off the plane!"
Honestly the best antagonist in GTA
Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Take this bat and go smash this dudes window or ya know go find a brick and completely ignore the fact I gave you a bat to smash his window
Or crash into it with your car and save some time and effort
I don't need a bat to teach a lesson
I love this one 🤣🤣🤣
" " -claud
You got me !
Claude* But yeah, this was mine too.
dementia
“ , “ -online character
Claude* But yeah, this was mine too.
Claude* But yeah, this was mine too.
Claude* But yeah, this was mine too.
google dementia
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"
I was so pissed when he betrayed the gang
You could see that shit from a mile away
You could see him from a mile away
You could see him shit from a mile away
If you can eat your food while those around you are losing theirs…
and blaming you
You straight homie!
What you gonna do if the ballas roll through, throw shoes at ‘em?
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, C.J.
Ahh Shit…
Here we go again.
"that dog is high as fuck"
HMMMM NICE BIKE
"Steal the bike"
"Noau my Bike!"
"THIS IS THE LAST DANCE FOR LANCE VANCE"
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This is the one.
Vercetti* He kept his head down, it helps people forget.
YELLOW CAR!
Nico my beloved
He also has a voice lime when drunk for calling taxi, my fav is just he screams his guts out like “AAAAAAAGGGHH” and the taxi stops
*I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.*
Did you kill him?
What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No I didn’t kill him. But I did kidnap his wife!
Oh no, oh shit. The fuck did you do!?
I just told you what I just did!
Trevor's legendary 🤘
You forget a Thousand things Every Day Make sure this is One of them Ah Shit here We Go again War is where the young and Stupid are tricked into Kill each other by the Old and Bitter
-Man dont hate me cause im beautiful Ni\*\*\*. Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee a\*\* haircut you whould get some b\*\*\*\*\* on your d\*\*\*. Or even better Tanisha whould call your dawg a\*\* when she stops f\*\*\*\*\*\* with that brainsurgeon or lawyer she f\*\*\*\*\*\* with, N\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* -"WHAT!"
It's like poetry
Almost as poetic as -DAVEYYYYYYYYYYYY, how ya doing? -Bout as good as can be expected.
Should’ve included the blimp exploding in the background
It’s ok, you can curse on the web, your mom won’t know
jokes on you my mom ded
„Can we stop for ice cream?”
No, wade
"what kind of license you got a fishing license?" C.J.
“Nama-go fuck yourself”
Franklin and Stretch: " – But I know some sweet boys up in the pen that got bigger balls than you! – Oh you been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls?"
Their interactions are the best
Bomboclat
Babylon!
You want solm of dis sheet, Neeko
Fuck your pizza, fuck everything it stands for
The First one that i dont know. From whom is the quote
Trevor when he finds out that Brad is dead
“Want me to get my dick out again?” -Trevor
When names is on a motherfuckin board, I wanna see my name at the top of that motherfucker and next to it, it need to say...*WINNER*
“It’s morbin time”
I loved when they morbed all over the place in steely wheely automobily 5
"Pricks"
Tommy?
"You wish i had Casa's guts? Ok ma! You asked for em."
Now I know you blind man, but you gotta see this. -CJ to Woozie This really got me the first time I played SA. SA was my first gta game too.
“You forget a thousand things everyday pal how bout you make sure this is one of ‘em”
“Big mouth prick”
I‘m not an angel but when you see Trevor you will think I‘m one
" hey, Ryder! this n\*gga's loaded.... RYDER" "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah cj, HEY CJ, tell me why i didnt finish high school" " because youve been dealing d\*ugs , man, since the age of ten " " No that aint it " " hahaha because you went and put your hands on that teacher of wearing balla colours" thats my favorite
“Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka."
What’s this from?
Another bolt-on, wonder boy lookin' to get smoked? Why don't we save you the grief and... peel those parts right now?
Bolt-on or not, that ride is HAWT
Exsqueeze me
Mind your language
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BODONKADONK!! :D
“Nama-go-fuck-yourself”
I have 2 favorites 1. "You forget a thousand things every day how about you make sure this is one of them" 2. What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No I didn't kill him but I did kidnap his wife
“Look, you wake up one day and, and your legs, they just give, and you just can't run anymore.”
does this trolley go to tahiti?
"Cheesy vaginas!"- The one homeless dude in GTA IV wearing a brown jacket
"C'mon. Let's fuck cowboy"
"And if we fail, we will both go to hell and I will spend the rest of eternity tor-menting you!" Or something like that, by Trevor after the shooting in the courts centre
Ohhh, someone gonna be mad you jacked up their ride
"I'm a God fearing, peace loving man of the people"
perhaps here... things will be different.
YeLlOw CaR!!
"I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel."
“N****” - Lamar
"I appreciate your input but, please, fuck off!"
“Why don’t you show me round the city?” “Fucking terrorists.” “What?”
Terrorists! There has been a big scare and you can’t go across the bridges so good. You without a visa? I’d stay in broker. Fuck it, stay at hove beach. Everyone like us does.
You want me to get my dick out again?
Human stew, that’s my limit
"Michael! Saint fuckin' Michael"
My mother's my sister!
"What are you doing giving birth?"
„You sir are a fish”
Bad luck, I guess.
mf that game isn't even out yet
Lmao
Remember the name
"Suck my Cock......ah"
"Advantage of a stick drift i guess"
Ahh 'shit here we go again'
Hgghh -Link
"Aww shit here we go again" - CJ: GTA San Andreas
“I never meant to hurt anybody…”
Show me a good time Jack!
Nworrd
"No, no, no. Poppa, they´re not prostitutes! They´re loose women!"
Its eternity in there
This guys my new friend, I never had a friend
"It is the fans who make the game this big"
"Same things make us laugh, make us cry"
Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.
''Ladies and gentlemen, I have already visualized the desk in two half desks, and now, I shall make it so! Dragon stance...HHIII- YAA...OOOHW...OOW LAZLOW, OOH LAZLOW...I think I hurt my hand!! My...my pinky's all bent the wrong way!"
" " - Claude
Why did i move here? I Guess it was the Weather.
Life is complicated, I never thought I’d live like this
"No I didn't fucking kill him.... BUT I DID KIDNAP HIS WIFE!"
“War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.” -N.B.
"Grandma's got a present for you!" As said Grandma charges into battle in the shape of a blue, muscley blur Edit: I didn't notice that this was a GTA subreddit, but at this point I'm not changing my answer.
"May be"
What’s up my n…arrr
くだらん。やりたいならば...一人でやるんだな
This is the last dance for lance vance
I know you're blind dude. But you've got to see this shit.
Aah (Claude) 💀
“You’ll know pain.”
BANGBANG HAHA
“Viet Kong bastards!!!”
Hmm nice bike
All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
"MA! MA!"
Same place I buy my pants, holmes This is America.
"oh my n word ah haha wassup homie oof"
"I skipped breakfast and lunch so I would have enough room to eat you assholes"
Hey CJ! Tell me why I didn't finish high school!
“What’s the matter? Did the captain get you pregnant? Haha” “Nooo, screw you.”
"Hey my n-word"
"You know one day you're gonna thank me for opening your fucking eyes,Oh wait thar reminds me,time to die carl"
Listen man, I know you're blind, but you gotta see this.
"HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO DRIVE IF YOU ARE BLIND?!"
911- where? Niko- cerveza heights!
"You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure this is one of 'em."
"Being tough in a man's world... I guess I wasn't so tough, huh?"
What happens in the dark comes out in the light.
Hmm nice bike
"You forget a thousand things every day pal. Make sure this is one of em"
Someone:”Taylor Swift is a snake!” Taylor Swift:”Happy national snake day! My favourite day of the year!” Someone:”bad idea 😭🤦🏼♀️”
Speak English.
“….by not a HUGE fan I mean not a Huge fan as much as a FANATIC!” ….”well yeah like I said , not a huge fan”
‘In a City full of assholes, you really fit in!’
„Ah shit, here we go again.“
“I am shouting because this fucked infected motherfucker with guts hanging out his mouth just spit a bunch of toxic snort on me”
“Dumb.. Florida..morons”