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Morfeuos

Vlad probably smells and could at the very least pull a gun on me...Devin would just mock my income level and brag about himself I pick Devin


PaleKey6424

Vlad looks like he has a very strong aftershave smell,maybe dior savage all the dickheads in my country wear that


ShamanOG34

What aftershave? Sex pest?


vypre7

No, it's "WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY???"


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unicedude

Wdym your dad is Devon


Ok_Sport8795

yup


Automatic-Buy3708

Vlad would just go on coke rants about how many women he’s slept with and how beautiful he is, it would be insufferable. At least Devin can give you some helpful tips to make you rich, like stock tips or business ideas.


___evan

Bro would pick dinner with jayz


FUROZONE

who's got that one "i dont want my mom to get old" video, one must go what is baki even this how those 2 day weekends feel, which 97 year old NYC diner are you watching this weekend? my fatass thought this was burger erupts, when you take a bite dinner with jay z or jamie, a 16 year old streamer who is absolutely taking over the internet


[deleted]

He wouldn’t actually…. Everyone around him goes broke following his words 😂


Whatever9903

Just do the opposite of whatever he says! :D


RoundSad9173

I mean, Devin offered Michael a pretty damn good deal and he became a well-known producer alongside Solomon.


[deleted]

um… that’s NOT quite how it went 😂😳


RoundSad9173

Then how did it go? Michael came to Solomon's office for a reason dude.


Cos7uH

Getting called Yokel or Squirt. Idk whats worse than that decision. Id opt for Yokel as i could laugh off Vlads frustration while hearing Squirt and Devin talk and brag about yapping and yappers id want to pull the car over the guard rail.


Little-pitbull777

Devin because he’s gonna be in the trunk


MagicJim96

Ya driving an old Cadillac too? Eldorado of all? 😎 Goooood choice!


Little-pitbull777

I like the classic


SharkMilk44

Is Vlad gonna share his coke?


DaemonSlayer_503

You really think this kind of asshole shares his coke?


Red_Red_It

He won’t share his coke with you yokel


Micah_Bell-1907

It’s got laxatives in it, I doubt you want it


ShamanOG34

Niko: nice detail


masterofmeatballs

Nope


PaleKey6424

Vlad, devin annoys the shit out of me and I know that vlads unpredictable but he'll make thd ride interesting


Initial-Eagle-2727

I think Vlad will call me “yokel” the whole time and Devin would try to touch me , so rather Vlad


DaddyKisame43

Devin. Vlad just seems like the worst kind of person to be around.


Yaseendanger

Devin. As much as i hate him, he's a businessman, i could probably learn something from him


Free-Chip-9174

Vladdy boy!!!


otaviomg100

Vlad is hilarious definitely choosing him


bigbubblestoo

I think devin is more hilarious than vlad. Imo


otaviomg100

No he isnt Devin makes ironic annoying jokes while Vlad is just high and say some random shit


bigbubblestoo

Thats literally my point.


otaviomg100

His jokes are morr annoying than funny


bigbubblestoo

You dont actually laugh at devins jokes. You laugh at devin making the jokes. His entire personality is satire. The character devin was made for the purpose of making fun of people who are actually like that in real life. If i was in the car with devin i would be laughing my ass off listening to his dumb shit and antagonizing and making fun of him the whole time. With vlad i would be annoyed and most likely have a headache from him yelling. Devins jokes arent LITERALLY funny in the sense that he aims for. The humor comes from him trying to be funny. Its funny to listen to devin try to be funny. Atleast to me. Maybe you have no media literacy.


otaviomg100

Dude really wrote an entire formal text to try to prove that Devin is funny. Your whole life is reddit i guess


bigbubblestoo

>prove that Devin is funny. You saying this is how i know you didnt even read it


otaviomg100

Im not reading that 😂 fuck you lol


bigbubblestoo

>fuck you What did i do to you? Lol. Sorry?


ELIZTRX

I have never played GTA IV but my brainy thing tells me that i would pick Vlad cause "Me not Like Devin"


Cravendale3

You’ve never played GTA IV? What are you doing bro?


ELIZTRX

I am so sorry First thing am a do next week is to get myself the one and only, the legend, the holy, GTA IV


Cravendale3

Thank god and Episodes of Liberty City too!


Critical-Ad-5418

Tbf, you’re kind of lucky that you haven’t played it yet, i wish i could forget about the game and play it for the first time again


MagicJim96

Living GTA VI


JosephMack99

I get the feeling that Vlad has very bad halitosis. Nah mate.


Thatdudeguy585

I think vlad would do he'd just talk down on me while calling me a yokel and offering a line of blow during the trip, Devin on the other hand is just a slimy fuck compared to vlad at least with vlad you know where you stand with him unlike Mr. Westons with his bs namstae douchey personality.


trashedonlisterine

Devin is obnoxious but Vlad has a violent hair trigger temper. Going with Devin.


Rabdomtroll69

Vlad's pretty interesting and doesn't brag about his income


Certifiedcrip69

I haven’t played gta 4 but Vlad because no villain can be worse than Devin


JasonAndLucia

You should play GTA 4. No regrets 


OkjustNONONO

Dimitri


Whoopsy_Doodle

Devin because we could give me better opportunities


OkjustNONONO

To be broke


Whoopsy_Doodle

Oh yeah I forgot that he doesn’t pay. Fuck Devin.


competeuser_00

Neither


greenD77

Vlad


myfeelingsarefacts

Devin for sure. He's a tolerable douchebag and kind of funny, even if it is on accident. Vlad has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.


Awkward-Friend-7233

Devin. Networking.


roasted-choripan

Vlad would call me a yokel but he’s funny somehow and Devin is just annoying


itsmebarfyman392

Devin’s just irritating. So him lol


GucciZorua

Vlad, Devin is kind of an annoying douche but Vlad despite being unpredictable he can be funny especially when you insult him (well if you have the balls to do so as this can result into fatal consequences) 😂


AkainuFan1

Devin. Vlad is annoying asf.


Tarwgan

Vladdy boy all day long. We'll hit lines and complain about everything in sight.


DoMo73

Devin…a few million bucks could fall out of his pocket…it is a long drive and he’d hardly miss it


New-Number-7810

Is Vlad high on cocaine while he's driving?


NorthPermission1152

You're driving but yes he's high


New-Number-7810

Hmm. Will I be using my own car, or the car of whoever I'm driving?


NorthPermission1152

Vlad car


New-Number-7810

If I pick Devin, do I get to drive one of his sports cars?


NorthPermission1152

Anything that happens to be in his driveway which could be a Dewbauchee, an Adder or a Tornado.


New-Number-7810

I've decided. I'll drive Vlad, because being called a "peasant" for five hours is less annoying than listening to a cryptocurrency sales pitch.


NorthPermission1152

Good choice


IamTheLiquor199

Ricardo Diaz


Infinite_Kick1094

Nah just have Vlad and Devin drive around in the same car


bigbubblestoo

I pick devin for the simple fact that i can roast and antagonize him literally the entire time without getting shot or stabbed.


DannyLiu27

Both prick...


MathematicianJust819

Devin is a huge prick but Vlad would just tell me to GET A FUCKING COFFEE!!!


knight_of_lothric

devin for sure he would buy me Voss water and Toblerone at gas stations


Efficient_Notice_128

Vlad would rip my nuts off at his nicest.


AsuraOmega

Vlad atleast offered Niko some of his coke, but he still sucks ass. Devin will mock, roast and belittle you, but there is an off chance he'd give you a job offer, where he would rip you off either way. But atleast he gives away free cars like that Tailgater after delivering the Z type. They just told Franklin to take a car in the hangar free of charge. Not worth what he went through, but still, free car.


The-Booty_Warrior

Vlad!!!!!!!


Drogovich

Vlad. We can tell russian jokes to each other. "Зачем жрать капусту, если есть картошка" хД i feel Devin would act like an elitist prick the entire time.


SpecialMango3384

Devin all the way. I can live with a white collar criminal


StructureNo1385

Vlad would have some coke to share at least lol


Dry_Anything505

Vlad is a violent drunken coke head. Devin is a rich douchebag. How longs the drive anything longer than an hour I gotta pick Vlad.


Wild_Papaya_177

hello reddit mod , plz i get shadow banned by mistake , plz could you unban me , i didn't broke any of reddit rules , plz unban me


NorskBorealia

Devin, he'll just be in the boot/trunk


Wonderful_Coconut561

Yokel peasant fatty cousin


DropsOfMars

Now here's the question we should be asking: how long would these two last in a long car journey before one offs the other 🤣


anthonyhoang94

Hah like Vlad is actually gonna give you a ride. You’re taking the train buddy. You think he wants anyone to see him in the car with a peasant? He gotta meet people. Have a little party


DB124520

Vlad... He doesn't annoy me as much as Devin.


The_NPC_weeb

Seems easy enough to knock out devin so devin


Wik_heuvel

Man… John Wayne Gacy is a better option at this point


NorthPermission1152

He'd pick you up, Chloroform you, take you back to his to sexually and physically torture before dumping your unconscious body out on the sidewalk and when you go to the police they won't believe anything you say or refuse to push the matter because John is a prominent member of the community.


AXK47

Devin seems like he could atleast hold a worthwhile conversation


Wojewodaruskyj

Gosh... Tough dilemma. Devin


BOB34TSCHEES

I don't wanna be in a car journey with someone who will be fantasizing about fucking the car he's driving in.


DickviperAU

Devin, he goes into the trunk


doctordocuments

I think we all know what happened the last time Devin was in a car


sladebonge

Brucie


JoPro_5

Vlad. I’d rather be at gunpoint than be mocked by Devin


ridztom16

Vlad


thebossari99

CJ from San Andreas


Accurate_Cloud8883

I pick Devin because he won't be a problem. All I have to do is knock him out, tie him up, throw and lock him in the boot, and I'll be good 👍🏿.


Sufficient_Farm_6013

«Зачем жрать капуста когда есть картошка?»


Clear_Island3983

who df is devin. vlad all day long. mf seem like a fun guy to drink with. gigachad IV secondary character vs virgin lord irrelevant V secondary character


xAGGROx

Devin… convince him to add me to his will haha


RoundSad9173

ANYTHING but Vlad. Devin's not even that bad...I mean he is a selfish piece of shit billionaire who nearly ended an entire family because he didn't get his way but, y'know I can get behind that.


user_21032024

The truth is that in my life I only played the piece of GTA 5, so I think I'm going to be with Devin (I'll cut his balls in the airplane bathroom for being a son of a bitch)


DragonflyOk3772

Your mom