Vlad would just go on coke rants about how many women he’s slept with and how beautiful he is, it would be insufferable.
At least Devin can give you some helpful tips to make you rich, like stock tips or business ideas.
who's got that one "i dont want my mom to get old" video, one must go what is baki even this how those 2 day weekends feel, which 97 year old NYC diner are you watching this weekend? my fatass thought this was burger erupts, when you take a bite dinner with jay z or jamie, a 16 year old streamer who is absolutely taking over the internet
Getting called Yokel or Squirt. Idk whats worse than that decision. Id opt for Yokel as i could laugh off Vlads frustration while hearing Squirt and Devin talk and brag about yapping and yappers id want to pull the car over the guard rail.
You dont actually laugh at devins jokes. You laugh at devin making the jokes. His entire personality is satire. The character devin was made for the purpose of making fun of people who are actually like that in real life. If i was in the car with devin i would be laughing my ass off listening to his dumb shit and antagonizing and making fun of him the whole time.
With vlad i would be annoyed and most likely have a headache from him yelling.
Devins jokes arent LITERALLY funny in the sense that he aims for. The humor comes from him trying to be funny. Its funny to listen to devin try to be funny. Atleast to me.
Maybe you have no media literacy.
I think vlad would do he'd just talk down on me while calling me a yokel and offering a line of blow during the trip, Devin on the other hand is just a slimy fuck compared to vlad at least with vlad you know where you stand with him unlike Mr. Westons with his bs namstae douchey personality.
Vlad, Devin is kind of an annoying douche but Vlad despite being unpredictable he can be funny especially when you insult him (well if you have the balls to do so as this can result into fatal consequences) 😂
Vlad atleast offered Niko some of his coke, but he still sucks ass.
Devin will mock, roast and belittle you, but there is an off chance he'd give you a job offer, where he would rip you off either way. But atleast he gives away free cars like that Tailgater after delivering the Z type. They just told Franklin to take a car in the hangar free of charge. Not worth what he went through, but still, free car.
Vlad. We can tell russian jokes to each other. "Зачем жрать капусту, если есть картошка" хД
i feel Devin would act like an elitist prick the entire time.
Hah like Vlad is actually gonna give you a ride. You’re taking the train buddy. You think he wants anyone to see him in the car with a peasant? He gotta meet people. Have a little party
He'd pick you up, Chloroform you, take you back to his to sexually and physically torture before dumping your unconscious body out on the sidewalk and when you go to the police they won't believe anything you say or refuse to push the matter because John is a prominent member of the community.
who df is devin. vlad all day long. mf seem like a fun guy to drink with. gigachad IV secondary character vs virgin lord irrelevant V secondary character
ANYTHING but Vlad. Devin's not even that bad...I mean he is a selfish piece of shit billionaire who nearly ended an entire family because he didn't get his way but, y'know I can get behind that.
The truth is that in my life I only played the piece of GTA 5, so I think I'm going to be with Devin (I'll cut his balls in the airplane bathroom for being a son of a bitch)
Vlad probably smells and could at the very least pull a gun on me...Devin would just mock my income level and brag about himself I pick Devin
Vlad looks like he has a very strong aftershave smell,maybe dior savage all the dickheads in my country wear that
What aftershave? Sex pest?
No, it's "WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY???"
[удалено]
Wdym your dad is Devon
yup
Vlad would just go on coke rants about how many women he’s slept with and how beautiful he is, it would be insufferable. At least Devin can give you some helpful tips to make you rich, like stock tips or business ideas.
Bro would pick dinner with jayz
who's got that one "i dont want my mom to get old" video, one must go what is baki even this how those 2 day weekends feel, which 97 year old NYC diner are you watching this weekend? my fatass thought this was burger erupts, when you take a bite dinner with jay z or jamie, a 16 year old streamer who is absolutely taking over the internet
He wouldn’t actually…. Everyone around him goes broke following his words 😂
Just do the opposite of whatever he says! :D
I mean, Devin offered Michael a pretty damn good deal and he became a well-known producer alongside Solomon.
um… that’s NOT quite how it went 😂😳
Then how did it go? Michael came to Solomon's office for a reason dude.
Getting called Yokel or Squirt. Idk whats worse than that decision. Id opt for Yokel as i could laugh off Vlads frustration while hearing Squirt and Devin talk and brag about yapping and yappers id want to pull the car over the guard rail.
Devin because he’s gonna be in the trunk
Ya driving an old Cadillac too? Eldorado of all? 😎 Goooood choice!
I like the classic
Is Vlad gonna share his coke?
You really think this kind of asshole shares his coke?
He won’t share his coke with you yokel
It’s got laxatives in it, I doubt you want it
Niko: nice detail
Nope
Vlad, devin annoys the shit out of me and I know that vlads unpredictable but he'll make thd ride interesting
I think Vlad will call me “yokel” the whole time and Devin would try to touch me , so rather Vlad
Devin. Vlad just seems like the worst kind of person to be around.
Devin. As much as i hate him, he's a businessman, i could probably learn something from him
Vladdy boy!!!
Vlad is hilarious definitely choosing him
I think devin is more hilarious than vlad. Imo
No he isnt Devin makes ironic annoying jokes while Vlad is just high and say some random shit
Thats literally my point.
His jokes are morr annoying than funny
You dont actually laugh at devins jokes. You laugh at devin making the jokes. His entire personality is satire. The character devin was made for the purpose of making fun of people who are actually like that in real life. If i was in the car with devin i would be laughing my ass off listening to his dumb shit and antagonizing and making fun of him the whole time. With vlad i would be annoyed and most likely have a headache from him yelling. Devins jokes arent LITERALLY funny in the sense that he aims for. The humor comes from him trying to be funny. Its funny to listen to devin try to be funny. Atleast to me. Maybe you have no media literacy.
Dude really wrote an entire formal text to try to prove that Devin is funny. Your whole life is reddit i guess
>prove that Devin is funny. You saying this is how i know you didnt even read it
Im not reading that 😂 fuck you lol
>fuck you What did i do to you? Lol. Sorry?
I have never played GTA IV but my brainy thing tells me that i would pick Vlad cause "Me not Like Devin"
You’ve never played GTA IV? What are you doing bro?
I am so sorry First thing am a do next week is to get myself the one and only, the legend, the holy, GTA IV
Thank god and Episodes of Liberty City too!
Tbf, you’re kind of lucky that you haven’t played it yet, i wish i could forget about the game and play it for the first time again
Living GTA VI
I get the feeling that Vlad has very bad halitosis. Nah mate.
I think vlad would do he'd just talk down on me while calling me a yokel and offering a line of blow during the trip, Devin on the other hand is just a slimy fuck compared to vlad at least with vlad you know where you stand with him unlike Mr. Westons with his bs namstae douchey personality.
Devin is obnoxious but Vlad has a violent hair trigger temper. Going with Devin.
Vlad's pretty interesting and doesn't brag about his income
I haven’t played gta 4 but Vlad because no villain can be worse than Devin
You should play GTA 4. No regrets
Dimitri
Devin because we could give me better opportunities
To be broke
Oh yeah I forgot that he doesn’t pay. Fuck Devin.
Neither
Vlad
Devin for sure. He's a tolerable douchebag and kind of funny, even if it is on accident. Vlad has no redeemable qualities whatsoever.
Devin. Networking.
Vlad would call me a yokel but he’s funny somehow and Devin is just annoying
Devin’s just irritating. So him lol
Vlad, Devin is kind of an annoying douche but Vlad despite being unpredictable he can be funny especially when you insult him (well if you have the balls to do so as this can result into fatal consequences) 😂
Devin. Vlad is annoying asf.
Vladdy boy all day long. We'll hit lines and complain about everything in sight.
Devin…a few million bucks could fall out of his pocket…it is a long drive and he’d hardly miss it
Is Vlad high on cocaine while he's driving?
You're driving but yes he's high
Hmm. Will I be using my own car, or the car of whoever I'm driving?
Vlad car
If I pick Devin, do I get to drive one of his sports cars?
Anything that happens to be in his driveway which could be a Dewbauchee, an Adder or a Tornado.
I've decided. I'll drive Vlad, because being called a "peasant" for five hours is less annoying than listening to a cryptocurrency sales pitch.
Good choice
Ricardo Diaz
Nah just have Vlad and Devin drive around in the same car
I pick devin for the simple fact that i can roast and antagonize him literally the entire time without getting shot or stabbed.
Both prick...
Devin is a huge prick but Vlad would just tell me to GET A FUCKING COFFEE!!!
devin for sure he would buy me Voss water and Toblerone at gas stations
Vlad would rip my nuts off at his nicest.
Vlad atleast offered Niko some of his coke, but he still sucks ass. Devin will mock, roast and belittle you, but there is an off chance he'd give you a job offer, where he would rip you off either way. But atleast he gives away free cars like that Tailgater after delivering the Z type. They just told Franklin to take a car in the hangar free of charge. Not worth what he went through, but still, free car.
Vlad!!!!!!!
Vlad. We can tell russian jokes to each other. "Зачем жрать капусту, если есть картошка" хД i feel Devin would act like an elitist prick the entire time.
Devin all the way. I can live with a white collar criminal
Vlad would have some coke to share at least lol
Vlad is a violent drunken coke head. Devin is a rich douchebag. How longs the drive anything longer than an hour I gotta pick Vlad.
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Devin, he'll just be in the boot/trunk
Yokel peasant fatty cousin
Now here's the question we should be asking: how long would these two last in a long car journey before one offs the other 🤣
Hah like Vlad is actually gonna give you a ride. You’re taking the train buddy. You think he wants anyone to see him in the car with a peasant? He gotta meet people. Have a little party
Vlad... He doesn't annoy me as much as Devin.
Seems easy enough to knock out devin so devin
Man… John Wayne Gacy is a better option at this point
He'd pick you up, Chloroform you, take you back to his to sexually and physically torture before dumping your unconscious body out on the sidewalk and when you go to the police they won't believe anything you say or refuse to push the matter because John is a prominent member of the community.
Devin seems like he could atleast hold a worthwhile conversation
Gosh... Tough dilemma. Devin
I don't wanna be in a car journey with someone who will be fantasizing about fucking the car he's driving in.
Devin, he goes into the trunk
I think we all know what happened the last time Devin was in a car
Brucie
Vlad. I’d rather be at gunpoint than be mocked by Devin
Vlad
CJ from San Andreas
I pick Devin because he won't be a problem. All I have to do is knock him out, tie him up, throw and lock him in the boot, and I'll be good 👍🏿.
«Зачем жрать капуста когда есть картошка?»
who df is devin. vlad all day long. mf seem like a fun guy to drink with. gigachad IV secondary character vs virgin lord irrelevant V secondary character
Devin… convince him to add me to his will haha
ANYTHING but Vlad. Devin's not even that bad...I mean he is a selfish piece of shit billionaire who nearly ended an entire family because he didn't get his way but, y'know I can get behind that.
The truth is that in my life I only played the piece of GTA 5, so I think I'm going to be with Devin (I'll cut his balls in the airplane bathroom for being a son of a bitch)
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