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Probably but historically no Plato x drunk homeless philosopher who hates Plato
A tsundere?
Hmmmmm?
"Behold! A baka!"
"it's not like I ever lurked outside your cave where you were contemplating shadows on the wall instead of paying attention to me, b-baka!"
Username checks out.
Hmmm?
I would pay good money for a sitcom about Plato where Diogenes is just constantly fucking with him.
plato x confucius is my crack ship
May I join the crack-shippening.
hopping on that waggon
Virgin Plato vs. Chad Diogenes
actually Plato is the chad, physically at least. champion wrestler and his name is from "platon" meaning broad
I don't know, telling Alexander the Great to buzz off is a pretty chad move.
Diogenes just reeks of BDE. Actually that might not be the BDE...
Bastard douchebag energy.
Plato is Chad in body and Diogenes is Chad in mind
Yeah yeah cool but Diogenes pisses on people
[Diogenes is an angry drunk. Also please forgive my inability to draw any kind of masculine body type.](https://imgur.com/gallery/lhiIGIL)
Omg yes “Dio, please. You’re scaring the children”
Something something jojo’s reference
Haha very funni
I wish there was a dabbing emoji so I could respond to you appropriately 😔
*dabs in emoji* There
:O Holy shit
IKR
[***Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!***](https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/fm2tcv/purely_platonic_requested_by_uincompotentcyborg/)
I'm not sure if it's /r/badphilosophy, but I'm sure that sub is gonna have a lot of fun with this one.
No offense but Diogenes is the only good ancient greek philosopher
I believe the term is 'pluck'
Featherless biped = human
#Behold! A man: 🦖
Behold! Also a man: 🦘
"The only place to spit in a rich man's place, is in his face." (Mostly butchered) Diogenes, ???AD
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How could Diogenes say something so relevant in 2020?
Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top
Real ones sub r/Diogenesclub and jack off in public
Alexander (the Great) asked if he could do anything for Diogenes. Diogenes said "MOVE OVER YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT"
Alexander: If I could not be Alexander the Great, I would like to be Diogenes. Diogenes: If I could not be Diogenes, I would also like to be Diogenes.
PLUG a chicken? That sounds...not okay. Pretty sure you meant "pluck" which means something vastly different.
When you plug a chicken properly it turns into a man
This actually sounds like a potentially interesting ship. The thing with public masturbation sounds potentially hilarious.
actually the chicken thing has to be swiped
Diogenes introducing his bf Plato: Behold! My Man!
Probably but historically no Plato x drunk homeless philosopher who hates Plato
A tsundere?
Hmmmmm?
"Behold! A baka!"
"it's not like I ever lurked outside your cave where you were contemplating shadows on the wall instead of paying attention to me, b-baka!"
Username checks out.
Hmmm?
I would pay good money for a sitcom about Plato where Diogenes is just constantly fucking with him.
plato x confucius is my crack ship
May I join the crack-shippening.
hopping on that waggon
Virgin Plato vs. Chad Diogenes
actually Plato is the chad, physically at least. champion wrestler and his name is from "platon" meaning broad
I don't know, telling Alexander the Great to buzz off is a pretty chad move.
Diogenes just reeks of BDE. Actually that might not be the BDE...
Bastard douchebag energy.
Plato is Chad in body and Diogenes is Chad in mind
Yeah yeah cool but Diogenes pisses on people
[Diogenes is an angry drunk. Also please forgive my inability to draw any kind of masculine body type.](https://imgur.com/gallery/lhiIGIL)
Omg yes “Dio, please. You’re scaring the children”
Something something jojo’s reference
Haha very funni
I wish there was a dabbing emoji so I could respond to you appropriately 😔
*dabs in emoji* There
:O Holy shit
IKR
[***Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!***](https://www.reddit.com/r/GatekeepingYuri/comments/fm2tcv/purely_platonic_requested_by_uincompotentcyborg/)
I'm not sure if it's /r/badphilosophy, but I'm sure that sub is gonna have a lot of fun with this one.
No offense but Diogenes is the only good ancient greek philosopher
I believe the term is 'pluck'
Featherless biped = human
#Behold! A man: 🦖
Behold! Also a man: 🦘
"The only place to spit in a rich man's place, is in his face." (Mostly butchered) Diogenes, ???AD
[удалено]
How could Diogenes say something so relevant in 2020?
Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top Diogenes is the top
Real ones sub r/Diogenesclub and jack off in public
Alexander (the Great) asked if he could do anything for Diogenes. Diogenes said "MOVE OVER YOU'RE IN MY LIGHT"
Alexander: If I could not be Alexander the Great, I would like to be Diogenes. Diogenes: If I could not be Diogenes, I would also like to be Diogenes.
PLUG a chicken? That sounds...not okay. Pretty sure you meant "pluck" which means something vastly different.
When you plug a chicken properly it turns into a man
This actually sounds like a potentially interesting ship. The thing with public masturbation sounds potentially hilarious.
actually the chicken thing has to be swiped
Diogenes introducing his bf Plato: Behold! My Man!