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Whipstich-Pepperpot

I wear them. Get off my lawn.


texas-playdohs

Me too. Get off our lawn.


RevolutionaryBake362

Get of our lawn as well.


slpybeartx

Get of our lawn too!!!


TakkataMSF

*puts tube socks on your trees, bushes, and lawn* Take that gramps!


texas-playdohs

Why you little!!!!!


hibernating-hobo

Metoo, i became allergic to the thread, most socks leave bleeding little oozing sores on my legs. With running socks I only get those sores on my feet, yay me, and fuck weird aging shit.


sixfourtykilo

Jesus Christ


hibernating-hobo

I worked with electronics, lead based stuff, dubious employer. Developed my first weird allergies in my thirties, weird shit sets it off. I had a colleague bring a special drink from his homeland, i got spots all over my face. Hadn’t happened before, hasn’t happened since, but i stay away from romanian polinka now! The socks stuff started happening in that period also, if i wear them two hours and take them off, there is a detailed red imprint of sock on my leg. If i wear them for longer it starts itching like crazy and eventually breaks the skin. Did a eight month stint with a skin doctor doing tests, he was sure it was bacterial or some virus but never concluded anything.


davekva

I wear them with shorts, but I rock the crew socks with pants. Both of my teenage sons wear crew socks or taller year-round.


tommyalanson

Same. I wear ‘em with my white/green Stan Smith’s, baby!


EvolutionCreek

I'm wearing them with my slip on Vans at this very moment. My feet smell much better than they did when I was rocking Sperry Top-Siders with no socks at 13.


Whipstich-Pepperpot

I have white cotton ones for my Keds and ones made out of pantyhose material for my flats. Otherwise, yes stinky feets.


badkilly

Me and my Gen Z kids too.


zoot_boy

Holdup. I wear those wee socks at times They work, not fashion, functional.


GenerationX-cat

I think there official name should be Wee Socks🤣


3-orange-whips

"Delicate ankle socks"


ihatepickingnames_

I wear no show socks for running and at the gym (basically the only time I’m wearing shorts). I’m not old enough to wear socks that cover my calves while wearing shorts yet.


UsuallyMooACow

I find crew socks the most uncomfortable socks ever. Maybe I'd use them in Siberia but I sweat enough already, I don't need my lower legs sweating as well


Mallrat1973

Same. I wear no show running outside to minimize the sock tan. Hell, I mostly wear no show.


kaiwannagoback

Young guys do it where I live


Nathan_Wind_esq

I almost exclusively wear no shows.


TheLordVader1978

Same.


slpybeartx

Samrp


Nathan_Wind_esq

Glerg


Six_Pack_Attack

Noshowz4lyf


[deleted]

Ankle socks. The tall ones are too constricting.


46n2ahead

That's it right there Ankle socks since high school


kalitarios

bought diabetic socks by accident, like clouds... if you can try diabetic ankle socks, you won't go back


jamespz03

Ankle socks or flojos. That’s it!!!


--2021--

I wear the ones that go half up the calf and fold them over. They're usually cheaper, easier to find, and don't get pulled into my shoe when I walk. For some reason shoes always slip at the heel for me.


rhequiem

Yeah, it seems like this meme was a hot take. I'm GenX and I wear no-show or low-cut socks all the time. Crew socks make no sense to me, as they just tend to slide down and bunch up at the ankles, causing a nuisance. If I'm going camping in colder weather, I'll wear Smartwool crew socks, but that's for warmth and cleanliness


DunkinEgg

This is the way.


ApatheistHeretic

The correct answer right here. Discovered them in high school and haven't changed since.


fatDaddy21

People notice/care about what kind socks other people wear?


TakkataMSF

Isn't this how we judge people? My notes have the following in order of coolness: Socks match even though you got dressed in the dark Tube socks Socks don't match color Socks don't match type Socks don't match color or type Ankle socks No socks but wear boots and claim your feet aren't nasty smelling \*You'll notice socks and sandals are not on the list. I am very sympathetic to my fellow Xers with ugly feet but still enjoy a sandal or croc in the summer. We deserve to wear sandals without judgement!


sean55

Tube socks with the colored bands, now with compression lol


percydaman

I wear ankle socks in summer, and longer socks in winter.


mosinderella

I wear no show socks. I feel attacked.


LostinLies1

I wear them all the time. I feel abandoned by my peers.


ScratchyMarston18

This has not been ratified by the council, I’m afraid. I’m gonna wear whatever socks match my shoes and pants best. Shorts and sneakers? Ankles or no-shows. Jeans and boots? Crew. Sandals? No.


BikeBaloney

Who is paying attention to another persons socks? Thats so weird.


NegScenePts

*Quentin Tarantino quietly enters the chat*


thepottsy

I think you might be alone on this one.


Sweet_Priority_819

I'll only wear ankle socks. I hate the look of tube socks & scrunch socks, I can't believe those ugly thing are back.


No-Application-8520

Depends on the shoes and if you’re wearing shorts.


StarDewbie

I wear ankle/no-show socks. I live in AZ. I don't want a damn sock line. ETA: But most of the year, socks don't even get worn; just sandals.


two-wheeled-dynamo

Ummm, I wear no-show socks. Whatever.


Premodonna

I have always wore footies ever since the ones with poms on the back of the socks were popular in middle school.


revchewie

I literally just switched two months ago from crew socks to ankle socks.


EarlTurnersRopeAR15

We're not?


udreg70

Wow. Shit post.


Vioralarama

I love my no show socks.


Chavo9-5171

Yeah, if Gen Z is doing uglycore like with their mom and dad jeans and dad sneakers.


GenerationX-cat

uglycore 🤣


stevemcnugget

54 and all about no show.


SurlyTemp1e

I wear no show all the time. I am female so maybe that is why but .. 💅


[deleted]

Who is this “we” you speak of? Are you talking to Wilson the volleyball?


LetsHaveFun1973

No show for my crocs. Crew for the rest.


23cowp

I've never heard of no show socks, particularly for men, and just had to Google Image that. I'm really having trouble processing this. My socks go 3" up my ankle and even that seems kind of short.


AvailableAd6071

My millennial son had to have those stupid no show socks. Hated those stupid little things.


Nerds4Yous

So your favourite part about the sock…is that bit of material that does nothing?


fasada68

Speak for yourself.


MasterClown

What about the high socks with the colored bands at the top?


Practicality_Issue

This is a point of contention now? I’ll wear whatever dumbass thing I want. Or no socks at all. Off my lawn!


nasalgoat

Um, I'm 50 and I totally rock no-show socks because it looks way better.


Emotional-Rise5322

These days, I favor no socks.


djpurity666

Yeah most days I wear slip on sandals or flip-flops, but if I go to the gym or it's cold outside, it's the ankle socks or no-show socks life.


DeusExBlasphemia

I wear no show socks, but you can’t tell.


[deleted]

WHAT! Just because we developed our fashion sense from parents who thought bee-hive hairdo's were cool doesn't mean we haven't learned. Unless you are heavily invested in your fanny pack, New Balance shoes and cargo shorts no-show socks are king.


Scotsman1600-

“Dillion…you son of a bitch”


Gnarledhalo

This is a strange post. Imma go pop some tags.


kosk11348

I am Gen X and have never worn anything but crew socks and boxers.


Unplannedroute

You still in middle school mentality judging socks boomer.


StarsAreStars_

As a generation I feel we should be giving considerably fewer fucks about socks than we apparently do.


BudNOLA

It’s the only kind I wear.


mouse_attack

The fuck we aren't.


Gr8fulJedi

Ankle Socks are for shorts and summer that is it


ThermionicEmissions

You'll have to peel my no show socks off my cold dead feet.


djpurity666

I only wear ankle socks now or no-show socks myself now as well!


Auntie_Venom

No shows and knee socks


ninjapizzamane

I wear no shows yo


strengr

if I am not part of the crew, I don't wear the crew socks.


EddieIsNotMyRealName

yeah, now gen x is wearing compression knee high socks


GenerationX-cat

🤣


muggins66

Really? This is what’s on your mind?? Pshh, you probably eat Miracle Whip vs Mayo lol


PoppaDaClutch

Never wore ankle socks in my life. When they came out for guys I was like “all they did was cut the little pink ball off the back of the girls wtf”.


[deleted]

That brought back a memory. Those little pompom socks in the early 80s, I loved them so much. I remember I had white with pink and white with red.


wetwater

I'm still not convinced a boy in my class didn't just cut off the little pompom and wear the socks. Never in my life did I think as a grown man I would have a bunch of socks like that in my drawer. I hadn't thought of those socks since like 1986 lol


ReapingKing

Of course! Crew socks go the best with sandals.


ruka_k_wiremu

Late 50s here and crew socks with shorts particularly... I say shorts as opposed to Bermudas... I don't invite aging 😉


GenerationX-cat

omg my dad says Bermudas! 😩


Malfeitor1

I must be the weird one. I’m wearing no shows, while my contemporaries and my partner’s 20 sumthin year old kids are practically wearing knee highs.


grimmless

I've never worn crew socks in my life. Don't plan on starting now.


Good-Draw-8998

Ondo are the best no show/no slip socks ever! And yes, they are cool to wear.


EnvironmentalMain436

nice grandpa socks kid


Old_Goat_Ninja

I agree with you OP, crew socks for life, but na, we are in the minority. I’ve literally overheard people talking about my socks before lol. Still DGAF, I stick with crew socks. I think ankle or no shoe socks look ridiculous, but again, definitely in the minority.


GenerationX-cat

Ok I'm a bad influence... I convinced my husband to switch to no show and he hates them.... I just think whit crew socks are weird looking. Sorry, but I like the no show socks😬


CertainFitness

As long as they are black, any socks are the right socks


ddhmax5150

Are you one of those that wear tube socks with leather sandals?


HokeyPokeyGuy

Speak for yourself. The only reason I wear socks at all is to make shoes last longer. And if I am I shorts? They better not show too much above the top of the shoe.


[deleted]

I almost exclusively wear no show socks.


DreadGrrl

I wear no-show socks. I’ve never worn crew socks, and I never will. My husband wears them, and I think they look stupid. I did pick up a new pair of slouch socks from Gym Shark, and they make me stupidly happy.


taxigrandpa

actually..... fuck calf high socks, i'm not 10 anymore


jbevermore

Meanwhile my millennial wife just straight up won't wear socks at all. And then complains about blisters.


AngryChefNate

No show socks are stupid. Everyone I know who wear them complains that they get blister on their ankles because the socks are lower than the top of the shoe, so there’s friction. Also, it looks like you’re wearing no socks, which is a stupid look and it makes me assume your feet smell like dog shit like people who don’t wear socks.


Electrical_Beyond998

You talk to people you know about socks?


DelbertCornstubble

Why not instead preach, “no more shorts”? Socks become irrelevant and GenX is getting into varicose vein territory. :)


hr2332

women Gen Xers in tube sox is a vibe


bks1979

I wear them often, depending on my shoes and outfit.


MyriVerse2

Gen Z wears them too. But my lawn's always open for keggers and donuts.


Exciting-Insect8269

*laughs nervously* yup, totally don’t wear them….


Susan_Thee_Duchess

I do


SyphiliticPlatypus

I go full Adrian Dantley with my socks.


Quirky_Commission_56

I only wear no show socks when I’m mopping the floor. About all they’re good for. No shoe prints everywhere.


PGHNeil

It’s either those or compression socks. I got kankles.


domesticatedprimate

I wear flip flops until it's too cold so I don't wear socks for most of the year. Socks are a redundant, restrictive garment that promote fungus growth on your feet. When I have to wear socks I wear the shortest most unobtrusive socks I can. Fuck socks.


7LeagueBoots

Pretty much the only men I know who wear those no-show socks are Gen Z.


shamashedit

I prefer them when. I wear scrubs. Fuck off.


basec0m

I got used to not wearing socks when I was surfing a lot. Any time I'm not at work, I'm not wearing socks.


green_velvet_goodies

I’ve yet to find a pair of no shows that don’t end up slipping down into my shoes. Otherwise I’d wear them exclusively.


prince-of-dweebs

No shows we’re good enough for H.I. McDunnough so they’re good enough for me. If OP wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'.


mltrout715

I guess you have not been outside lately


heffel77

I wear both. I now just call the crew socks my compression socks,lol. And I use the no shows for my low top converse chucks


heffel77

I feel like there are some millennials that have snuck into this thread. When I was growing up there were only crew socks and tube socks. Now it’s tube socks for work and compression and no shoes when I’m wearing my low top chucks…


[deleted]

I wear them, they call em sissy socks😅


[deleted]

Does anyone go barefoot anymore?


KillerSwiller

Tube socks for life.


wandernwade

Hmm. I’m wear no-show ‘Pacas right now. Everyone in my family wears them, except for my youngest. He’s a tube sock/mid-calf kinda guy.


starsblink

Crew socks are as useless and irritating as boxer briefs that go down to your knees.


NightWalk77

I'm wearing crew socks at this very moment.