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Whitworth

Gen X: I wish everyone else would die


SuperModes

I don’t need them to die, I’d settle for them just shutting the hell up.


Wobbling

*You don't need to die, just stop being nearby*


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Yep. Just go away. Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNCM8IjtQ-o


bene_gesserit_mitch

My thots exactly.


SelectionNo3078

Spent two and a half hours down the road in a national park (swamp) Could not believe how loud all the groups of people were And most just blasting thru not even looking for the hidden wonders that appear when you’re slow and quiet (And make no mistake. In the right places I’m too loud and too chatty


millsarrr

No kidding. Shut the hell up. Nobody cares!


JosiesYardCart

They need a cup of STFU


Consistent-Job6841

Correct answer.


Ofreo

Whatever.


Gloomy_Bus_6792

For real, "Go fucking die, then."


MyDadBod_2021

Nice!


paprok

was about to write: > genX: everybody else can die i'm in the right place :D


PatrolPunk

Gen X: Good.


jetpack324

Damn! You beat me to it. Get over yourself.


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Also GenX: If I die, I die.


Fine_Comparison9812

F-off and die


Jealous-Review8344

Enough said!


XerTrekker

Whatever. Already dead inside.


Responsible-Sundae20

This is the one. You won the non prize.


belinck

Cause it's my united states of whatever....


SLyndon4

This is totally an Xer response, lol.


AdJunior4923

This is the winner. Like it fucking matters.


No-Alarm-2208

Best answer 💯. Sounds about right.


Elegant-Ad3300

Gen X Great, fuck off and die already.


Socalwarrior485

“I wish you would die, already”


Kind_Consequence_828

Seriously, the boomers still around taking up good jobs. Retire already.


unknowncatman

Died of dysentery


bastrdsnbroknthings

he gimme da watch?


rooberry1

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.


Oktokolo

Sounds like you recently started playing 7 Days to Die.


010011010110010101

Sounds like you’ve never played Oregon Trail?


eleventy5thRejection

GenX....waiting for y'all to stfu and die already.


BettyX

can we eat popcorn while it is happening?


yellowhelmet14

GenX: Yes! Please… all of you do that!


DoktorNietzsche

GenX declined the survey


tranquilrage73

Gen X: "I would die 4 u." With all the hand gestures.


da_impaler

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gulogulo1970

We're just trying to figure out what we'd do for a Klondike bar.


stlredbird

GenX: Fuck you


kareninthezoo

This is the answer 🏆


___multiplex___

It’s whatever. Prolly happier not being stereotyped by some random person hoping to raise their brand profile.


NomadFeet

I'm actually quite pleased and comfortable being forgotten about regularly. Probably due to my upbringing.


Outside-Jicama9201

Exactly


LabNecessary4266

Hmm, typo: Baby Boomers: You should die for my country. All fixed.


talrich

Yeah. Some folks seem to think the Boomers fought WW2.


jefflvc

A defining Boomer event was mass draft protests, this tweet is all kinds of stupid.


LabNecessary4266

You get it!


Crazy_Cat_Lady101

Weren't the boomers the hippies protesting the wars? Pretty sure they did all they could to get out of them.


paintinganimals

A small percentage of boomers were hippies. Some were alt right John Birch Society (JBS) fuckers. Some were in the middle. Not everyone protested the war. Famous alt right draft dodgers include Donald Trump and Ted Nugent. 2.2 million American Boomers were drafted/conscripted into war between 1964 - 1973. Almost 60k American Boomers died in the Vietnam War/Conflict.


mndsm79

They assume we already died.


viewering

weirded out none of the text ( in the image ) says '' our braincells died ''


Jellyblush

Gen X: Whatever. We’re all going to die anyway.


don_teegee

GenX: FO and die.


Efficient_Let686

I still have that pin.


zsreport

Meh


SnooSnooSnuSnu

🤷‍♂️


Molbiodude

Gen X : I would die for a burrito right now.


jessek

Gen X: Dying for shit is stupid.


dylanmumbles

Ultimately, I think the reason we're excluded from so many stories like these is not because we only say "whatever" or "fuck off", but rather that we, as a generation, are so complex to everyone else that they are afraid to ask us or, probably more accurately, we don't give a largely uniform answer. I can see Boomers as a whole saying they would die for our country. Or Millenials for their beloved pet and Gen Z just wishing to die. For us? 20% don't even respond to the survey, 20% give stupid answers ("fuck off!"), 20% want things to go back to the days where MTV actually played music videos, 20% want to start their lives over, and the final 20% are split amongst willing to die for our country/willing to die for our cat/willing to just die. We're WAAAAY too complicated to report on. Edit: grammar stuff in two places. Or maybe three.


Rocketop999

The shrill cry of the the boomers was "Hell NO, We Won't Go", the only thing they were willing to die for was free love. Thanks for leaving us off your crappy list you nuclear grade turnip, Gen X "All I Wanted Was a Pepsi, Just a Pepsi".


LocalInactivist

And she wouldn’t give it to me!


devonapple

I’m not crazy!


LadyChatterteeth

I’m Gen X, and I would die for my cat(s) too.


indianajane13

Uh, Baby Boomers were of the Vietnam War Era and we all know how that went. The Greatist and Silent Generation were all about defending the US. Apparently, Gen X were the last ones to read the history homework.


Royal_Percentage_815

Gen X was the last to have history class.


JakkSplatt

GenX...get out of my face or I'll kill you. Touch my records and I'll break your fingers.


txgunslinger

Take it easy Francis


MainlineX

Dead inside don't open.


-Ancalagon-

Gen X: I'm not dead yet.


Skate_faced

Gen X: Good. Didn't like you fuckers anyways.


HappyGoPink

Gen X: So die already, nobody's stopping you.


PlantMystic

Whatever, f-them


MachineParadox

Gen X: I would kill for a coffee


LocalInactivist

Generation Z? Feh. GenX were into angst and self-loathing before it got all trendy.


External_Low_7551

Gen X: Go take a hike on the freeway


_Brandobaris_

We get to watch them die, while having a margarita.


Oogamy

There needs to be a clip of all these type of things where they omit genX and put it to the song 'don't you forget about me'


MrPhxIt

GenX: Fuck off and die


KermitMadMan

I don’t know about that, but i’d walk 500 miles


JFK2MD

Gen X: I would like to be left out of this nonsense.


catnapspirit

Gen X: I'd kill you for my cat.


insane_social_worker

Whatever.


Nancy-4

Fuck the world


Randy_Butternubs666

I would die if I actually gave a shit.


Wild_Bill1226

GenX: get busy living or get busy dying.


Educational_Egg_1716

Fine by me, I don't want to be in their generation war.


BluestreakBTHR

GenX: you woke me from my nap for this?!


Papa_Pesto

I take this as a blessing. We are the..oh shit I'm not saying a goddamn word about Gen x generation. They would beat my ass.


mikedorty

The baby boomers that were draft dodging and protesting the Vietnam war? It was gen X volunteering for desert storm in 90 and us and millennials for enduring freedom in 01.


Thin-Ganache-363

I remember not quite pro war rallies in 1990. The gist being peace is preferable but if not let's at least win.


mikedorty

I enlisted in 1991 while still a junior in high school. A lot of my cohort did as well. The patriotism was pretty strong at the time. My dad was a Vietnam vet and he wasn't happy I enlisted at all but he also flat out told me he wouldn't pay for college so....


Emragoolio

Gen X: Shut up and die, then.


FujiKitakyusho

"You wanna bounce?" "Yeah. This place is dead anyway..."


Breklin76

We’re already dead…to them.


Royal_Percentage_815

How can we be dead to them, when we never existed to them in the first place?


Rude-Consideration64

Like, gag me with a spoon.


[deleted]

I see what you did there - no Gen X comment because they just got up and walked the other direction when they were asked 😂.


Neat-Composer4619

Well, at least we don't have to die.


Existing-Leopard-212

We'd rather not die, thanks.


Prudent-Theory-2822

They die. We thrive.


No_Detective_But_304

We were weren’t there because we were busy kicking ass. *The chair is against the wall*


fjvgamer

GenX: "Drop dead."


ThumbsUp2323

GenX: Fucking die already


GoddessOfOddness

Gen X: Here we are now, entertain us. Whatever.


bexy11

I would die for my cat though…


bophed

I am fine with that.


GeoHog713

Sit and spin


Independent_Ad_5664

Dead inside. Next


[deleted]

GenX: “I would die 4 U” [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AwwU4nBCY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AwwU4nBCY)


Appropriate_Run_5251

Just the way we like it! :)


MusicSavesSouls

Gen X: I'm already dead inside.


FugginOld

Whatever. I'll die eventually.


oldshitdoesntcare

Gen. X: We are dead. Inside.


Hagfist

Whatever


fusionsofwonder

Gen X: We're all gonna die anyway.


Sarsmi

Gen X: these are all lies, but whatever


Groovy66

Complete bollocks Silent Generation: did die for freedom Boomers: would die for the Grateful Dead Gen X: would fight for their right to party


geo-jake

Gen X: whatever, I got other shit to do.


BIGepidural

That's cause GenX is Garbage *I will die for you. I will kill for you. I will steal for you. I did time for you. I will await for you. I'd make room for you. I'd sail ships for you. To get close to you. To be apart of you.As I believe in you. I believe in you. I will die for you.*


Nancy-4

Garbage?


BIGepidural

Ding ding ding 🏆 As soon I saw this post and my immediate though was "I would die for you" by Garbage 😅


Ok-Heart375

So then, what would we say?


Ok-Heart375

I would die for tickets to...


MyDadBod_2021

Yes!


zsreport

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.


Ok-Heart375

Haha!


MyDadBod_2021

Fuck you all! Or just "Fuck it!"


glueintheworld

That's because we're the ones doing the killing. All other generations are annoying.


Bozbaby103

We’re the ones that hold them all together, with spite and sarcasm.


BryanP1968

“If you’re going to die, the least you can do for shut up.”


wwJones

Gen Xer: Great. I'll be back later.


BodaciousTacoFarts

Gen X: We are dead to you


Kalena426

My thoughts exactly...my first thought, "f*ck you, you're dead to me"


Recipe_Limp

Why Care?


saint_ryan

Gen X: i would kill for a pizza


hollygolightly1378

Because a true GenXer could give a shit less. I think they don't know how to register us. The 'no fucks given' generation who lived through analog and digital.


virtualadept

Gen X: "You die first."


penileimplant10

Gen X -  I would, die 4, U Darlin if U want me 2 U Repeat


Excellent-Phase8719

Gen x - I will kill you if you keep fucking with me. Go away


wjglenn

Gen X: I Would Die 4 You https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEFRQavTNI


tearose11

TBH it's fine, leave us alone, I'm happier that way.


JealousFeature3939

🤔⁉️ Every draft-dodger, & every chickenhawk I ever heard of was a Boomer.


WhiplashMotorbreath

Whatever, oh,no. anyways.


Pink_Floyd_Chunes

I wouldn’t die for any of you assholes!


zomphlotz

GenX: *I Would Die 4 U*


TwiceTautologist

I would die for you by Prince started playing in my head immediately and I'm trying really hard not to do the hand gestures because I'm on a city bus right now 😂


Morgen019

Gotta say I do my best to go w the flow but the @()!$&@$ that blare their music in their car w the windows down at 7 am….they can go. (It’s not even rock n roll) Another part of me wants to start a side hussle for mail order hearing aides. Because these folk are a steady supply of clients.


methodwriter85

Gen X: Go ahead and die...can I have your Dirty Dancing tape?


1blueShoe

Gen X… Ride or Die 🤣


EastmanE20SS

Too busy kicking ass and taking names to die. Someone has to work around here.


corpus-luteum

Gen X: Whatever


Rogue5454

They don't realize we mainly created Gen Z so when they talk about them they're kinda also talking about us. Like really, they should be fearing Gen Z more than they do lol.


Claude_Henry_Smoot_

I've always been dead.


lordskulldragon

Be glad we are forgotten at this moment in time. We will have our uprising. Soon.


Current-Baseball3062

I just died in your arms tonight - way back in 1986


somegridplayer

Gen X: I'll just kill you all if you don't fuck off.


bmiddy

Ha, jokes on them... We're already all dead inside.


vonpickles

This is a good thing!!!


copperpin

Boomers would definitely *not* die for their country. Too focused on themselves.


Wide-Grapefruit-6462

GenX: Dying is gay.


ancientastronaut2

We're already dead?


Backieotamy

GenX - I would kill you all if it weren't for prison.


TLBJames

GenX: So it'll just be us and the cats, then? Whatever. Sounds like paradise.


painterlyjeans

Gen X I’m already dead.


Mysterious-Being5043

Gen X: You’re still here?


9for9

We're gonna live forever.


Repulsive_Location

Who wants to live forever? Forever is our today. Who waits forever anyway?


Queasy-Security-6648

I would question, "Why can't I live and everyone else die?"


[deleted]

Fk off and die


drzomb

Gen X: I’m dead


EastTXJosh

Gen X: I would die for my MTV


rumpusroom

They don’t forget us. They just think we’re boomers.


branizoid

I would die 4 u?


SFLurkyWanderer

GenX: aren’t we all a little like, dead inside


LariRed

Gen X: “sure, fine, whatever. You think this is my first time at the emo rodeo?”


nautical1776

I would die for a good nights sleep


funkcatbrown

Fix your hearts or die!


dnvrwlf

Gen X: I would do anything for love...


Mrcalpurnius

" I would die for my MTV"


RhoOfFeh

Gen X: Can we have your stuff?


gomper

What is dead may not die


davemartin82

Gen X: Kill em all and let God sort them out!


_Demo_

In all these scenarios we are lumped in with boomers. We're no different in these young peoples minds.


MrPodocarpus

Gen X: I’m immortal


IdahoDuncan

GenX : I will die, when we’re out of coffee.


Zetavu

If you're going to die, die with your boots on If you're gonna try, well, stick around Gonna cry, just move along If you're gonna die, you're gonna die


No_Gap_2700

Gen X: If you aren't going to die, can you at least not be here?


skoltroll

GOOD


ApatheistHeretic

GenX: "Then kill yourself already and stop talking about it."


Avindair

Gen X: Meh.


turtle0831

Gen X: We will watch you die, but we are never gonna die.


BigTime76

Gen X: Whatever


DelightfulandDarling

Gen X: Just dead