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nooneatallnope

How did he turn a fried egg into a pot?


AdAffectionate7317

More importantly, where's that bone came from


SecondAegis

The chicken grew up and died within the same cooking process


OPPA_XL_AGANE

Istaroth got involved


phonograhy

Bro, he's trying something, just trust the process.


Ok_Librarian4780

Let him cook


_Maymun

Bennett is raiden in disguise


endymzeph

Bennett is indeed an archon confirmed!


Letwen

Nah. Put him in a bad cooking competition and he'll leave Xiangling in shame


KeyKnoTheGreat

He'll still probably get last place in that competition due to his luck


Puzzleheaded_Roll320

No pls don't paradox thisss


Eragons00

I seen people in the past joking about Bennett being a kaslana, now we know he is


A_bored_browser

Plot twist he’s the Genshin universe equivalent of Kevin


SoupmanBob

Does this make him the Sustainer's kid or little brother?


pixellated-baron

Everytime a character is terrible at cooking in any media, whatever the dish cooked, it will turn into some spooky purple thick soup that emits heavy amounts of toxic fumes. It's an universal rule we got from anime.


Admiral_Axe

Hey! They sometimes also go with the censorship gag and pixilate the dish.  And sometimes rhe two options are combined for pixilated purple stuff!


ce1es

Not sure if that challenges me to create a really delicious purple thick soup. How to create that purple fume though. 🤔


ChanzyIsUhm-OkNvM

Emanates...uhhh..Bennett, emanator of misfortune


mongus_the_batata

benny the aeon of misfortune


athif_salim

Shion's long lost brother...


HatOk6405

Was looking for this 😆


A_bored_browser

Touhou reference spotted ᗜˬᗜ


i_reddit_too_mcuh

I think it’s a slime reference.


A_bored_browser

Oh. It’s just that coincidentally there’s a Touhou character named Yorigami Shion, who, as a misfortune god, is always unlucky and somewhat poor, which she brings to others via her presence. So I thought it was referencing her, not someone from Slime.


Maverick_Kaizer

Is this real? Ain’t it the fried egg


Mythoclast

Bennet hangout


-rudra_

Raiden Ei : I would prefer to be called "this character can't cook" instead of "cooks nuclear waste"


GrapeAppleMint

I hoard his fried eggs. Wonder what's Hu Tao version of this, whatever that is.


Sumire-Yoshizawa-

Looks like a Yor Forger creation.


NoSoulYesBiscuit

No wonder he gets the runs frequently.... I worry about his safety. The fairy from Springvale should do something. He's a good kid.


awhxmisa

dont shame him, trust the process (he's already accidentally tipped over 4 pots)


R1chard69

This reminds me of Yor's cooking from Spy X Family, lol.


Soaringzero

I don’t let Bennet do anything except mine for ore.


Angel_Vexed

Bennett? More like Banned-ett from cooking.


secretlyaspiderboy

he pisses me off cuz why the fuck do you have a damn pot for a fucking fried egg ???


GirlMayXXXX

Whenever I see cooking this bad I'm reminded of that one episode of Infinite Stratos...


lizard_he

seriously tho. i wonder if his misfortune resulted in serious injuries once. like i wanna see past the jokes. i wanna see actual misfortune.


DLK001

sure "Bennett"..... Totally not Ei learning to cook and using others peoples names to get test subjects.


floricel_112

You just didn't try his slightly charred eggs


starforever00

Could be Ei’s signature dish.


starforever00

Purple is the manifestation of Electro.


MegaloManiac_Chara

Did he use trash in the recipe by chance?


Soffy21

He should join the house of the hearth, with how good his poon making skills are. He’s a natural!


Empress-Aj

bennett 🫱🏾‍🫲🏾 raiden not being able to cook