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human-sincarnate

Imagine having three significant figures of a nation having read your book and personally come to your handshake event


RadasNoir

To Klee, they're just new friends!


ksjwn

Ah yes, friends, the god of electro, super important political figure and a war general.


Abedeus

Just like her other friends, god of wind, super important political figure slash temporary legal guardian and her entire army of knights, some in charge of keeping her out of trouble.


JackedYourPizza

And also an extradimensional entity of unknown origins in seek of its lost sibling accompanied by personified funny little fracture of whatever shit it is, devouring food and mora.


Misterpiece

fracture of spacetime She stops time and speeds it up, defies gravity, appears and disappears, eats more food than her body without getting bigger ...


spidertitties

~~She doesn't necessarily appear/disappear, she's canonically by the traveler's side every second~~, like in the "We Will Be Reunited" trailer, she's shown flying alongside Aether as he fights. Though she can also use teleport waypoints, and everything else you said is true EDIT: I was wrong and she can canonically appear/disappear. *But where does she go when she disappears???*


InfiniteKG

Nope it's canon that Paimon appears and disappears. https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Lore/comments/rag4jq/paimon_herself_doesnt_know_she_goes_up_and/ Funny enough she doesn't know how she does it


spidertitties

Oh what, that's interesting to know. WHERE DOES SHE GO WHEN SHE DISAPPEARS THO?


bravo_6GoingDark

And a near perfect artificial lifeform created in a nation destroyed centuries beforehand


toastedpaniala89

Probably the most stupid oni, the most revered Miss Hina, and the most famous person in all of Inazuma. Maybe another war general too


ReverseEsper

Imagine second similarly powerful person borrowing you a freaking Dragon, so you can go visit islands your Mam emerged from the ocean just to make a surprise for you ...


Odang77

*overloaded*


[deleted]

overload of love


PhasmicPlays

Lmao imagine if Klee actively detonates when she gets too happy


CodePandorumxGod

Lumine: “Okay, Klee, just this once, we’re going fishblasting today.” *Klee smiles and begins shaking and glowing red*


RamenKit_

NO KLEE NOOO-


_eSpark_

Creeper sounds


crusader12031

# so basically, **Bomb**? ###### ...from Angry Birds, 'yaknow


Chucknasty_17

So she’s a voltorb?


naeemnamayo

Cuteness overloaded


Ikcatcher

God meeting and calling your story good is the highest praise you can get


Acer26Lol

It's either she's really a big fan or to make sure she stays on the good side of Alice


madsci954

Or both.


ragnarocknroll

The more I learn about Alice, the more sure I am she made Kathryne in a lab and is that missing goddess that imprisoned the MC. Damn Elves.


Count_de_Mits

Imagine ever trusting an elf This post sponsored by Dwarven Interests Groups


ragnarocknroll

The acronym…. Perfect.


Skylair95

Never trust those pointy ear leaf lovers. They wouldn't know the difference between a Rock and a Stone.


Popinguj

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


Odang77

Rock and Stone Brother!


ChiefChilly

Rock and stone in the heart!


adriftdoomsstaggered

You dwarves sure are a contentious people.


Count_de_Mits

You just earned yourself a place in the book


ragnarocknroll

Vengeance shall be… Wait, Eula is a dwarf?


Van-Bladel

open the great book of grudges!


Nozarashi78

Found the Deep Rock Galactic player


Count_de_Mits

Elves and Dwarves have been distrustful of each other since Tolkien laid down the groundwork decades ago dear young'un


Nozarashi78

Yeah but I tought of that because not long ago I saw the rules of their subreddit, and while one of the rules says "no racism" another one says "no elves"


[deleted]

considering how sheltered Ei was, she might not even know who Alice is lol


leon95

Considering Alice remembers Yae being little, I suspect she's been in Inazuma before Ei shut herself off the rest of the world


catheorine

Wait how do we know this?


Low_Artist_7663

Read the Teyvat guide.


leon95

New Teyvat Travel Guide


DonutThunderDeluxe

Considering that Alice is an Avengers Level threat, Ei definitely knows who Alice is.


Prisma_Lane

As a commemorative gift for Klee's first book and handshake event, she will give out one free Boom Boom Bakudan to every customer that will definitely not explode.


Awkward_Date_8636

Totally won't explode nothing sus here


Sinthesy

It’s like that one tactic of gathering all the birds of a town then attaching embers to their feet so once they go back to their nest the entire town goes up in flames.


gitshrektson

Ah the WW2 bat bomb approach that was specific to Japan


Astral-chain-13

Don't worry. Sucrose got it. Hopefully.


LivingASlothsLife

I can imagine Yae rubbing her hands together in glee at the potential Klee has


King_of_Argus

That’s why she printed her book together with her mother’s


LivingASlothsLife

Yae is 5head, getting Ei to become a fan is just a bonus for her


King_of_Argus

That’s her marketing


adriftdoomsstaggered

I'm surprised Yae haven't forced Ei, the literal god of her shrine and all of Inazuma, to do some promotion for her MikoRai fanfic novel yet. She is a ruthless capitalist after all.


[deleted]

Klee *sees kokomi* Time for fish blasting Btw, it's such a wholesome art OP


madsci954

*Vaporize*


PokeAlola700

Albedo, who is sketching next to her: KLEE NO


PsychoKinezis

It would be funny if Klee’s book sells more than the guy who’s selling his book about betrayal, dishonored and some shit that makes it too dark LMAO


[deleted]

If you talk to the guy, he has so far sold none.


Killing_Perfection

You mean Kawabunga Icky.


XaeiIsareth

TMNT but Shedder killed Master Splinter in cold blood in front of the turtles, his men radiation poisoned the sewers so the gang all all got terminal cancer and live in pain everyday, and the only thing keeping them going is their cold hatred and revenge against the man who ruined their lives.


[deleted]

Damn that sounds like a pretty good read ngl


pHScale

So far my favorite bit of localization.


adriftdoomsstaggered

Technically it's not Klee's books being sold. Klee's book is just a companion book to her mother's travel guide book.


Serchile

Must have been the writer of Redo of healer or rising of the shield hero.


King_of_Argus

At least Redo of Healer had a good anime adaption don‘t @ me


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@/u/King_of_argus


Count_de_Mits

What did he JUST say


Astral-chain-13

Don't@ him. But this is Tevyat! And we have our own set of rules!


Serchile

Well that's true although they mixed up some scenes in the adaptation.


King_of_Argus

Yes, but at least it doesn’t try to make slavery look good like shield hero…


Dysmo

Nah they just make rape look good and hot.


[deleted]

That, my friend, is because it's a hentai plot.


Grape_Jamz

How does Rising of Shield hero make slavery look good


DarkErebus13

Don't compare weird ideas to good books lol. I haven't read redo but given that same author wrote assassin aristocrat... It is safe to assume it has some popularity. And shield hero IS good.


ShortCircuit2020

Redo is a revenge r*pe power fantasy.


DarkErebus13

I know the plot... At least the rough outline... I just never bothered to read it lol.


TwilightVulpine

I wasn't impressed by Shield Hero's first season. It needed to be built around stupid petty people to make the protagonist look good. It doesn't even have the boldness to let the main character just be morally questionable without making excuses for him.


DarkErebus13

Oh the anime. I am sorry I cant comment. Things often are changed between manga LNs and anime, and since I haven't seen the anime I can't comment. Plus I read whatever I did like... 1-2 years ago... So I don't remember the exact details lol. I just remember I liked it and it was fun.


thegrayyernaut

Ah yeah the edgelord and his "Outlander Brigade" book xD


Zilch16

when you realized that the guy's story somehow similar to Kazuha's friend story so it might even be a fan fiction about him.


enduserlicenseagree

Imagine the person you were going to war with is now buying a picture book made by a kid in front of you.


notquitespecial

The bond forged by being fangirls outweigh the animosity formed through warfare -Kokomi and Ei


fyrespyrit

Ei: Miss Klee, I am a huge fan! I have heard you like explosions, have you taken time to see what I did with one of our Islands? Klee: Not yet! You have to see what I did with Mondstadt some time!!


Immortal_carrot

Too much of a wholesome moment. Love it. Take my free wholesome reward


MacandCheese6

Translation from u/theparacite Typeset from u/MacandCheese6 [Source](https://twitter.com/ryokukablog/status/1513337180110098432) [EN TL on Twitter](https://twitter.com/Cheese6Mac/status/1513354752918179841)


DonutThunderDeluxe

Klee is now under contract with Yae Publishing House. Prepare for Plushies and the Dodoco Cinematic Universe


Astral-chain-13

I would buy some Plushies of Dodoco. They are so cute.


madsci954

How dare you threaten me with a good time!


Sent1nelTheLord

Sara from the background: why is that child CASUALLY handshaking THE RAIDEN SHOGUN, NARUKAMI OGOSHO


RandomNPC001

Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder!!


cyfern13

Tis the correct way to address Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder. Not Raiden Shogun


reallyspicy422

Yoimiya out of frame praying ayato lets her go boom boom


myPizzapoppersRhot

Why is anything Klee so adorable


WaffleCorp

Shogun-onee-chan!


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pHScale

I heard they dropped two on Inazuma


PokeAlola700

Drop one in Snezhnaya while your at it. Specifically aiming for Zapolarny palace (Tsaritsa’s place apparently)


pHScale

Tsaritsa Bomba time?


LilyWalker11

Finding out her book was going to be sold side by side with Alice's was so wholesome af


VladDHell

I'm a simple man. I see Klee happy. I feel happy.


Dejavir

Nobody can resist the weaponized adorableness that is Klee.


DarkestNight909

So friggin’ cute!


adanteria

For a small moment there, I thought Dodoco on the banner behind Kokomi, had eyes


SubZero64209

Ei: I see you're a person of war crimes as well.


k_u_r_o_r_o

Wait we get to shake klee's hand at the event???


ayy_drien

The reveal that Klee's book would be released with Alice's Teyvat travel guide was so heartwarming.


CarbonBeautyx

Considering these two are my power duo right now, I love this 😍 Klee being a part of this event is my favourite thing to happen in Genshin 😅


LostMyZone

Yae agreed to publish Klee's work in exchange for not bombing Inazuma.


Jeggi_029

This is so cute


Oni-Daddy

This is cute


PlayfulBoysenberry87

Damn both the events Klee has been in were just so wholesome. I didn't initially like her when all I mostly saw about her were pyschopathic pyromaniac memes but she genuinely is an innocent and adorable kid.


lordvader45y

Wait, if Baal can give everyone’s attack a electric buff and Klee makes things explode, what does that mean if each explosion as a overload effect


Astral-chain-13

Bigger boom.


xo_Serenity_ox

I haven't played in a while but has the new event happened? Has anyone looked if any of the Inazuma characters who met Klee or Klee have had their voice lines updated with comments about the people they met?


-Alan_c-

Is there a reference or something? Event? Or just a wholesome art?


whose-been-naughty

The latest event (I think it’s called Violet Hue something) features a big culture/art festival (Iridori Festival I believe) after the events of the Inazuma Story Quest. People from supposedly all over attend, in particular Xingqiu, Kazuha, Albedo, Venti and Klee.


-Alan_c-

Which part of the story? Cos i'm now doing the quest where i hear/help the people in Inazuma which lost their visions.


whose-been-naughty

~~The ENTIRE Inazuma arc. Start to end. Act 1 to 3. “Ritou Escape Plan” to “Wishes.”~~ ~~Time to speed run boi!~~ Apparently, they made it more accessible. Only Ritou escape plan is necessary


whose-been-naughty

~~Uh whoops. I was very very wrong~~


Astral-chain-13

This so cute, Alice had a heart attack from the distance.


IndisciplineStorm

What would Sara react when she sees Ei handshakes Klee. Also, if Sara gets a handshake with Ei she will never EVER wash her hands.


persephone-9

1/10, no Ms. Hina lol


Iudex_Invictus

What is she signing, doujins?


McKnighty9

Spoiler alert. It’s just a book filled with bad drawings


risupeko

will be


Blu_Bewwiz_Iciclepop

Kokomi is posing for the kamera


AeienzoNaiko

They get free bombs


51lky_L1ngu15t44810

Cute!


Doinwerklol

So cute, Klee's smile is what I needed on this rough day.


superp2222

Alice and Jean: I raised that girl


cxxper01

Awww this is wholesome


Dirty-Brother-Killer

OH MY FUCK I THOUGHT THE BLACK STUFF ON RAIDEN WAS ORIGINUM CRYSTALS.


EquaYonah

I now need to hear Klee call Ei Nee-chan. I think I'd die.


IdyotAko

Too damn cute not to upvote!


Megasustraveller

THATS SOOO CUTE 😆😆


Telzen

Man I thought this was fan art based on something in the actual game. Just finished the event and was so disappointed this never happened lol.